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I am a 100 level student of Mass Communication, I want an online Job (Local or International). Anybody with a lead can humbly reach me at xplendor@yahoo.com or 08030591745.

Thanks.

How can an illiterate know the meaning of epitome?

The word EPITOME is a noun
it means a typical or highest example of a stated quality, as shown by a particular person or thing:

so you are a typical or highest example of illiteracy.

The way you talk shows you are a real epitome of illiteracy
Some people are just out there to criticise where there is nothing to criticise, its a pity!

New Approved Courses in Tansian University!
Faculty of Agriculture
Department of Fisheries/Aquaculture
Department of Forestry and Wildlife Management
Department of Home Sciences and Economics
Department of Hotel Management & Tourism
Department of Nutrition and Dietetics
Department of Water Resources Management & Agro Meteorology
Faculty of Management Science
Department of Accountancy
Department of Banking and Finance
Department of Business Administration
Department of Management Information System
Department of Marketing
Department of Industrial Relations and Personnel Management
Department of Public Administration

Faculty of Physical Sciences
Department of Computer Science
Department of Geology
Department of Industrial and Petroleum Chemistry
Department of Management Information System
Department of Mathematics
Department of Physics with Electronics
Department of Statistics

Faculty of Arts and Humanities
Department of (Igbo Language, Culture and Linguistics)
Department of Archaeology
Department of English Language and Literature in English
Department of History and International Relations
Department of Music
Department of Oriental/Modern European Languages (French, German, Russian, Chinese, etc Languages)
Department of Philosophy and Religion
Department of Theatre Arts and film production

Faculty of Law
Department of Law

Faculty of Medical and Health Sciences
Department of Medical Laboratory Science
Department of Nursing Sciences
Department Public Health
Faculty of Social Sciences
Department of Economics
Department of Mass Communication
Department of Political Science
Department of Psychology
Department of Sociology/Anthropology

Faculty of Education
1. Department of Arts Education and Humanities Related programmes
Education Igbo Language/Literature
Education English Language/Literature
Education History/International Relations
Education Modern European Languages (French, German, Russia, China, etc.)
Education Music
Education Religion
2. Department of Science Education Related Programmes
Education Biology
Education Chemistry
Education Computer Science/Statistics
Education Mathematics
Education Mathematics/Statistics
Education Physics
3. Department of Social Sciences Education Related Programmes
Education/Economics
Education/Political Science/Government
Education/Psychology
4.Department of Special Education/Educational Foundation
Adult and Continuing Education
Educational Administration
Guidance and Counseling
Physical and Health Education

More on Tansian University's Official website http://www.tansianuniversity.edu.ng/

Undergraduate admission into various courses at TANSIAN UNIVERSITY, UMUNYA is in progress,
For more information, visit http://www.tansianuniversity..com/
http://www.tansianuniversity.edu.ng/
Enjoy!

Hi,
Please anyone with useful information like sales of undergraduate admission forms, fees e.t.c. at CARITAS UNIVERSITY, ENUGU should please post it to me through my email address, xplendor@yahoo.com or can equally call me: 08066745471

I shall be very grateful,

eNjOy!

Yeah, really but for now you can't check it on the internet using WAECDIRECT result checker website, you check it through SMS with your phone using the format below;

Send SMS in the format below:
WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear
To short-code 32327 (MTN, Celtel & Glo subscribers)

For example:
WAEC*4250101001*123456789012*2006
Note:
Ensure you adhere strictly to the format above. There should be no space in the message.

Goodluck!

Believe it or not WAEC 2007 results are out but not yet on the internet but can be checked with your phone using the format below, I've just checked it myself.

Send SMS in the format below:
WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear
To short-code 32327 (MTN, Celtel & Glo subscribers)

For example:
WAEC*4250101001*123456789012*2006
Note:
Ensure you adhere strictly to the format above. There should be no space in the message.

Good Luck!

If I were you, I would have patience, so patience my dear,

Please i need information about the WAEC RESULT too

When is Benson Idahosa University of Benin City conducting their Post UME Test?
Please notify me by email which is xplendor@yahoo.com or my number which is 08066745471.

Thanks for your anticipated reply
JOHN

When is Abti-American University of Nigeria Yola conducting their Post UME Test?
Please notify me by email which is xplendor@yahoo.com or my number which is 08066745471.

Thanks for your anticipated reply
JOHN

Someone should please intimate me on the KSU screening exercise as regards to those who did not chose the university at all but wants to partake in the exercise.

eNjoY!

Please is there any Abti- American University of Yola or Benson Idahosa Benin City student on this thread? I want to get informed about there post ume test.
Its urgent please!

enJoY!

Hi all;

I got a Sagem Myx6-2 and i am finding it difficult to browse the internet with it, I have done all the settings over and over again all in vain, I am using an MTN line. One of my friend is using his to browse with the same parameter settings (whatever they call it) as mine.

WHAT DO I DO?

eNjoY!

SMART BOY
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
Teacher: What is your problem?
Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too.
The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9

Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. "I think the boy can go to the third-grade" , said the principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and the boy agreed.

Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two? Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut.

Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was already answering.

Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy: Shake hands.

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka peg, Boy: Wedding Ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose

Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it u have to use your hand? Boy: Fork.

Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"


eNjoY!

YEA ME TOO.

eNjoY!

Yea the list was out yesterday, unfortunately my name is not out. can someone tell me whether the list is coming in batch or thats just it?
I will appreciate.

eNjOY!

yea rb is right, damn!

who wanna buy up nairaland? and why not that person go get him/herself a forum and bring it up just like this our paddy has done?
men no sellam ooh!!

good thinking, thanks anyways.

Enjoy!

University of Ibadan is not admitting with UME come 2007, WHY? need some reasons, you know. Reasons that will convince me.
That is bullshit so far as no one has given me a good reason yet.

Enjoy!

NOT FUNNY,  its time he learn some lessons but im sorry its of no, no,

Hi, what is happening at Ilorin? Im lossing hope, how can it take this long for results to come out? its not suppose to be so, is it?
someone please tell me what is happening.

Thanks
Enjoy!

A man went for a blood test, the lady nurse took his finger blood sample but can't find cotton to clean it up so she sucks his finger! the man was so happy and he asked, can I get a urine test also?

I luv the way it rubs against the softpink flesh creating a creamyfoamyliquid, as in and out, up and down, can't wait till next time. I luv my TOOTHBRUSH.

Huh??

Nigerian First Female Governor (Virgy Etiaba)

Nigerian First Female Governor from Anambra State, Her Excellency Virginia Etiaba. Making the fourth governor Anambra State will produce within eight years.

Hi Waddup, Uncolonize, Owoboy, Rb, e.t.c. Thanks for your help previously. Anyone has an idea when University of Ilorin Screening Test Results will be out?
I will be grateful.

Goodluck and enjoy yourselves

Hey someone please talk about Nkem Owoh here.

hi henry and niyi,
its a very unfair situation but God will see us through, you guys should just pray hard and have faith.
@ Henry, my name is Terry and my number is 08066745471, whats urs.

Enjoy!