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Jobs/Vacancies / Online Job For An Undergraduate! by Terry1(m): 11:50am On Feb 05, 2008 |
I am a 100 level student of Mass Communication, I want an online Job (Local or International). Anybody with a lead can humbly reach me at xplendor@yahoo.com or 08030591745. Thanks. |
Education / Re: Admissions in Tansian University Umunya by Terry1(m): 6:45pm On Oct 25, 2007 |
How can an illiterate know the meaning of epitome? The word EPITOME is a noun it means a typical or highest example of a stated quality, as shown by a particular person or thing: so you are a typical or highest example of illiteracy. |
Education / Re: Admissions in Tansian University Umunya by Terry1(m): 2:40pm On Oct 24, 2007 |
The way you talk shows you are a real epitome of illiteracy Some people are just out there to criticise where there is nothing to criticise, its a pity! |
Education / Re: Admissions in Tansian University Umunya by Terry1(m): 9:01am On Oct 24, 2007 |
New Approved Courses in Tansian University! Faculty of Agriculture Department of Fisheries/Aquaculture Department of Forestry and Wildlife Management Department of Home Sciences and Economics Department of Hotel Management & Tourism Department of Nutrition and Dietetics Department of Water Resources Management & Agro Meteorology Faculty of Management Science Department of Accountancy Department of Banking and Finance Department of Business Administration Department of Management Information System Department of Marketing Department of Industrial Relations and Personnel Management Department of Public Administration Faculty of Physical Sciences Department of Computer Science Department of Geology Department of Industrial and Petroleum Chemistry Department of Management Information System Department of Mathematics Department of Physics with Electronics Department of Statistics Faculty of Arts and Humanities Department of (Igbo Language, Culture and Linguistics) Department of Archaeology Department of English Language and Literature in English Department of History and International Relations Department of Music Department of Oriental/Modern European Languages (French, German, Russian, Chinese, etc Languages) Department of Philosophy and Religion Department of Theatre Arts and film production Faculty of Law Department of Law Faculty of Medical and Health Sciences Department of Medical Laboratory Science Department of Nursing Sciences Department Public Health Faculty of Social Sciences Department of Economics Department of Mass Communication Department of Political Science Department of Psychology Department of Sociology/Anthropology Faculty of Education 1. Department of Arts Education and Humanities Related programmes Education Igbo Language/Literature Education English Language/Literature Education History/International Relations Education Modern European Languages (French, German, Russia, China, etc.) Education Music Education Religion 2. Department of Science Education Related Programmes Education Biology Education Chemistry Education Computer Science/Statistics Education Mathematics Education Mathematics/Statistics Education Physics 3. Department of Social Sciences Education Related Programmes Education/Economics Education/Political Science/Government Education/Psychology 4.Department of Special Education/Educational Foundation Adult and Continuing Education Educational Administration Guidance and Counseling Physical and Health Education More on Tansian University's Official website http://www.tansianuniversity.edu.ng/ |
Education / Admissions in Tansian University Umunya by Terry1(m): 8:08pm On Oct 22, 2007 |
Undergraduate admission into various courses at TANSIAN UNIVERSITY, UMUNYA is in progress, For more information, visit http://www.tansianuniversity..com/ http://www.tansianuniversity.edu.ng/ Enjoy! |
Education / Caritas University, Nike, Enugu by Terry1(m): 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2007 |
Hi, Please anyone with useful information like sales of undergraduate admission forms, fees e.t.c. at CARITAS UNIVERSITY, ENUGU should please post it to me through my email address, xplendor@yahoo.com or can equally call me: 08066745471 I shall be very grateful, eNjOy! |
Education / Re: Breaking News:weac Release This Year Ssce Result by Terry1(m): 7:18pm On Sep 16, 2007 |
Yeah, really but for now you can't check it on the internet using WAECDIRECT result checker website, you check it through SMS with your phone using the format below; Send SMS in the format below: WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear To short-code 32327 (MTN, Celtel & Glo subscribers) For example: WAEC*4250101001*123456789012*2006 Note: Ensure you adhere strictly to the format above. There should be no space in the message. Goodluck! |
Education / Waec Results Out But To Be Checked Through Sms by Terry1(m): 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2007 |
Believe it or not WAEC 2007 results are out but not yet on the internet but can be checked with your phone using the format below, I've just checked it myself. Send SMS in the format below: WAEC*ExamNo*PIN*ExamYear To short-code 32327 (MTN, Celtel & Glo subscribers) For example: WAEC*4250101001*123456789012*2006 Note: Ensure you adhere strictly to the format above. There should be no space in the message. Good Luck! |
Education / Re: Waec Result by Terry1(m): 8:41pm On Aug 18, 2007 |
If I were you, I would have patience, so patience my dear, Please i need information about the WAEC RESULT too |
Education / Benson Idahosa University Of Benin City (2007/2008 Post Ume Test) by Terry1(m): 1:42pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
When is Benson Idahosa University of Benin City conducting their Post UME Test? Please notify me by email which is xplendor@yahoo.com or my number which is 08066745471. Thanks for your anticipated reply JOHN |
Education / Abti-american University Of Nigeria Yola (post Ume Screening) by Terry1(m): 1:40pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
When is Abti-American University of Nigeria Yola conducting their Post UME Test? Please notify me by email which is xplendor@yahoo.com or my number which is 08066745471. Thanks for your anticipated reply JOHN |
Education / Re: Ksu Screening For Post Ume by Terry1(m): 2:57pm On Aug 10, 2007 |
Someone should please intimate me on the KSU screening exercise as regards to those who did not chose the university at all but wants to partake in the exercise. eNjoY! |
Education / Abti-american University Of Yola & Benson Idahosa University Of Benin by Terry1(m): 7:04pm On Aug 03, 2007 |
Please is there any Abti- American University of Yola or Benson Idahosa Benin City student on this thread? I want to get informed about there post ume test. Its urgent please! enJoY! |
Phones / Browsing With Sagem by Terry1(m): 5:06pm On Mar 15, 2007 |
Hi all; I got a Sagem Myx6-2 and i am finding it difficult to browse the internet with it, I have done all the settings over and over again all in vain, I am using an MTN line. One of my friend is using his to browse with the same parameter settings (whatever they call it) as mine. WHAT DO I DO? eNjoY! |
Jokes Etc / Smart Boy! by Terry1(m): 8:47pm On Feb 21, 2007 |
SMART BOY A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. Teacher: What is your problem? Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too. The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: What is 3 x 3? Boy: 9 Principal: What is 6 x 6? Boy: 36 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. "I think the boy can go to the third-grade" , said the principal. The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask. The principal and the boy agreed. Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two? Boy: (after a moment) Legs. Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy: Pockets. Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was already answering. Boy: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes openned really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy: Shake hands. Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka peg, Boy: Wedding Ring. Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck. Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u dont get it u have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy: SURNAME. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!" eNjoY! |
Education / Re: Waec Nov/dec 2007 Result by Terry1(m): 8:48pm On Dec 28, 2006 |
YEA ME TOO. eNjoY! |
Education / Re: Unilorin Admission List Is Out by Terry1(m): 8:13pm On Dec 20, 2006 |
Yea the list was out yesterday, unfortunately my name is not out. can someone tell me whether the list is coming in batch or thats just it? I will appreciate. eNjOY! |
Education / Re: Unilorin Post Jamb 2007 by Terry1(m): 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2006 |
yea rb is right, damn! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Nairaland For Sale? (Hell No!) by Terry1(m): 8:43pm On Dec 12, 2006 |
who wanna buy up nairaland? and why not that person go get him/herself a forum and bring it up just like this our paddy has done? men no sellam ooh!! |
Education / Re: Unibadan Vs Ume 2007 by Terry1(m): 8:28pm On Dec 06, 2006 |
good thinking, thanks anyways. Enjoy! |
Education / Unibadan Vs Ume 2007 by Terry1(m): 7:51pm On Nov 30, 2006 |
University of Ibadan is not admitting with UME come 2007, WHY? need some reasons, you know. Reasons that will convince me. That is bullshit so far as no one has given me a good reason yet. Enjoy! |
Politics / Re: President Obasanjo Enrols As Theology Student Of National Open University by Terry1(m): 7:48pm On Nov 30, 2006 |
NOT FUNNY, its time he learn some lessons but im sorry its of no, no, |
Education / Results At Unilorin (goddamn It) by Terry1(m): 8:47am On Nov 20, 2006 |
Hi, what is happening at Ilorin? Im lossing hope, how can it take this long for results to come out? its not suppose to be so, is it? someone please tell me what is happening. Thanks Enjoy! |
Jokes Etc / Blood Test by Terry1(m): 8:04pm On Nov 13, 2006 |
A man went for a blood test, the lady nurse took his finger blood sample but can't find cotton to clean it up so she sucks his finger! the man was so happy and he asked, can I get a urine test also? |
Jokes Etc / I Luv My Toothbrush by Terry1(m): 7:49pm On Nov 13, 2006 |
I luv the way it rubs against the softpink flesh creating a creamyfoamyliquid, as in and out, up and down, can't wait till next time. I luv my TOOTHBRUSH. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saddam Hussein Sentenced To Death By Hanging by Terry1(m): 7:46pm On Nov 05, 2006 |
Huh?? |
Politics / Re: The First Woman In Nigeria To Be A Governor by Terry1(m): 5:29pm On Nov 04, 2006 |
Nigerian First Female Governor (Virgy Etiaba) Nigerian First Female Governor from Anambra State, Her Excellency Virginia Etiaba. Making the fourth governor Anambra State will produce within eight years.
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Education / Unilorin Screening Test Result by Terry1(m): 8:11am On Nov 01, 2006 |
Hi Waddup, Uncolonize, Owoboy, Rb, e.t.c. Thanks for your help previously. Anyone has an idea when University of Ilorin Screening Test Results will be out? I will be grateful. Goodluck and enjoy yourselves |
TV/Movies / Re: Who Is The Best Comedian You Know? by Terry1(m): 5:03pm On Oct 22, 2006 |
Hey someone please talk about Nkem Owoh here. |
Education / Re: Unjust Screening Exercise By The Unilorin by Terry1(m): 4:48pm On Oct 21, 2006 |
hi henry and niyi, its a very unfair situation but God will see us through, you guys should just pray hard and have faith. @ Henry, my name is Terry and my number is 08066745471, whats urs. Enjoy! |
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