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CelebritiesRe: Funlola: Winner Of Celebrity Takes2 by TeskyMan(m): 8:55am On Jan 02, 2008
Awofiyebi, you are the BEST AND U DESERVE THE jeep, Crise around babyyyyyyyy
CelebritiesRe: Your Best And Worst Nigerian Comedian? by TeskyMan(m): 8:54am On Jan 02, 2008
Best;- I go die, Basket baba and Maleke.

Horror: Pls tell our Bros GBENGA to find another Job doo,commedian no be your way ohh, Teju as far as i am concern u aint funny at all, plus A.Y. is really sucks, na the same joke A.Y. de talk evertytime,i no know maybe pastor Chris collect him wife,

Cheers.
Technology MarketRe: Toshiba Satellite Notebook : $983.20 by TeskyMan(m): 8:26am On Jan 02, 2008
oh i have gone thru this, i want to know how do i make payment and how would i get the stuff here without being scammed again.
I had a hurrible experience with a guy from NYC, well i have leant my lesson anyway.I also want to ask does the notebook comes with an EXTRA Battery.

Pls reply to raylekan_1979@yahoo.com

Thanks and Happy New Year
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year by TeskyMan(m): 7:45am On Jan 01, 2008
[center][size=8pt][size=8pt]HAPPY NEW YEAR, to all NAIRALANDERS,


I LOVE U ALLLL,
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by TeskyMan(m): 1:22am On Dec 30, 2007
[b] To anyone who cares to listen,ARSERMAL won today luckily, Wenger do complian most time that team played HARD on his team,remember what he(Wenger) said againt SEVILLA Champion League, anyway,YOBO and Host of other uncharacterized EVERTON defenders sold out the match to you,because your OVER-RATED Fabregas and Hleb were no where to be found in both 1st and 2nd Half,, Fabregas needed to be careful as good players doesnt get card at every match ,he gets frustrated easily plus anytime he doesnt play so well,He turns out to be a nuisance Hitting opponents frm behind and hard tackles.
What a Pity ManU lost, well GONNERS beware, I Hope and i Pray that your useless Boss AW, keep to what he said not buying any PLAYER in the WINDOW tranfer,then you knw what it takes to win Premier league and CL.Let me remind you of the unbeaten record you almost grab in the days of Tiery Henry,Wenger bought REYES frm Sevilla from almost 18millions GBP,He also bought some quality players that actually helped you attain such great height,NOW he depends on these unfed Chicken with lite weight feather legs to win him CARLING CUP, BARCLAYS AND THE ALMIGHTY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, ahahahahahah, Well i hope AW wakes up frm his slumber and get experience players in January or else he would still remain an under-achiever from the next season as the likes of ManU,Chealse and LiverPool will soon take over, I will wait here for reactions frm people, cos i know ALL ARSENAL FANS OVER THE WORLD ARE ALL STURBORN,
Ohh i cried a lot cos I (REAL MADRID) missed you the 16th round of the champions league, i would have shown the whole world the revenge that would send AW packing from EMIRATES,
REAL MADRID FOR LIVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!,
Pls note, we play the BEST FOOTBALL in the world, arsenal are under achievers,
HALA MADRIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD[/b]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneCock/dick Elongation: by TeskyMan(op): 3:39am On Dec 24, 2007
Hi NairaLander,my friend feel intimidated for his short Dick,he feels embarassed when he sees mine,he said he cant post this topis as pple knows his screen name.
Who knows what he should do,his COCK is 4.1inch long when errected,

Pls advice,
BusinessRe: What Are Your Achievements In 2007? by TeskyMan(m): 8:52am On Dec 19, 2007
Humm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to Thank God for all he has done for me, It been a really YEAR of perfection.I got marriaged, man no be yam, i got a bouncing baby boy, My wife delivered with Gods help no complication.My boy ,my wife and i are all healthy.I concluded my M.Sc Programme, and man am getting there gradually, so many things that God did i can finish the list.
The most suprising thing is that I HAVE JUST MOVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ON Friday and i got a call for an exclusive interview to the next level on Monday,I did the INTERVIEW yesteday,and resuming in JANUARYYYYYY,

Wetin i go fit do for this GOD self, abeg make una advise me,

Thank you BABA JESUS, I dey roll for ground now and thanking you all my life, 1,000,000,000 gbo-saaaa for you jareeeee, oya nairaland people make we shout the gbosa 1,000,000,000 times oya,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Kegites by TeskyMan(m): 6:42am On Dec 13, 2007
[size=8pt]Woowoo ri wooo!!! woskelele
Nornor nor!!! Noritcal
Unity!!! In diversity
By dia phinger nd karability!! U shall dawon mo.
Orl bahbahsis at arranda 2 congratulate dia downdowm below!.

This is the vabaraton orf SF Rotesky xyz5 CRICKET Il'lya du Lagoon dat es to say UNIVERISTY OF LAGOS in partikula.

Des es to samba alelegbosa to orl chierfesis at arranda hand to orl i am karid at dis arianga,i duff mah kohkoh.

De keske ojundu mentiloh still remains dat "emum funfun logun'ba ema yoo muuuu!!".May wei orl wohk nd nevar jam katakkilism,to God eledumare i have seriously gbesoke.

Mayanskiiiiiii
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Best Friend Is A Guy And I'm Jealous! by TeskyMan(m): 9:47am On Nov 07, 2007
[b]Na wahhhh ohh!!!!, if na so relationship be then WOMAN go dey take us as M.U.M.U, Wait and think about it, A yoruba adage says, "Ore ki no obinrin nba Okunrin se" meaning say which kin friend woman dey follow man do, My broda tell your friend to beware, cos the two of them dey chop forbidden fruit.How she wan take explain am say him best friend dey superior pass her BOY Friend,, since she don agree say she go date the guy authomatically the guy don turn him best friend and boy friend,
Tell your guy make him case no be like my case wey my first love tell me say the boy wey they live for the down flat of there house na him best friend.That time i still be m.u.m.u, No dey wey i wan go see my gf na him and the guy i dey always see, man, one day i con rakeeeeeeeeeee for my gf but she tell me say i no trust her and stuffs , she no follow me talk for 3 days later i come beg her, Mt brother 2 months later na him i hear say my gf papa nearly kill that guy say he catch them red handed for the room wey the guy they give my gf basterd Bleep, omo i cry that day i no go lie cos i get good plan for the babe infact i just enter UNILAG that time and i come look say men i be real M.U.M.U, well the thing pain me but later the girl come beg me, trust me now, i arrange the girl i no she learn her lesson infact the kind arrangement wey i do for her hennnn na only GOD fit forgive me,
So my broda tell your guy make he no deceive himself, for the fact that the guy they jealous na him b say they guy get good mind, abed introduce the girl to me, i go teach am lesson,

One luve, no be me tooo na woman teach me my lesson b4 me too i com kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo[/b]
SportsRe: The African Nations Cup- Nigerians In Group Of Death! by TeskyMan(m): 9:04pm On Oct 19, 2007
[b]Nigeria to FACE Deadly Killer opponent.

I think Group B and D are the tightest group so far, but for Niger, Niger group is deadly ohhhhh i wouldnt lie about that, Maybe you dont know that MALI is being thicked by CAF,see MALI AND COTE D' VOIRE will both makes things worst for us.
Note this that if care is not taken NIGER will fall out of the group, Pls dont see me as not being patrotic but i am looking at what we gat from preparations and stuffs. No mid-fielder capable of doing the JAYJAY thing,, Look the friendly match against MEXICO, Mikel no be the kain person wey we know for FINLAN Under17 World Cup, Mikel don turn to Mike Tyson wey dey use power and blow to play ball now,not his creative idea anymore, I think Jose Mohrinho don turn that boy to Weight lifter, na just to mark he dey do, nothing dey him head again to be as creative as it ought to be looking back to Finland SIASIA Team,
  I am not scared but with the likes of Kanote(Sevila FC),Sisoko(Liverpool FC),Diarra(Real Madrid FC), and other host of professional playing,wey don understand demself very well, we might not be able to defet this Maliansss, I am not saying Nigerian teams cant perfom welll with the host of stars we parade at every point in time, but we are yet to produce someone who would turn matches around and someone to do the JAYJAY thing as he did in the past Nations Cup competitions. Hummmm COTE D' VOIRE, I think we are all aware of the damage they could cost this so called supper Eagles, well i gat to stop here,
I hope i would have someone support me on this Tread,

One Love, [/b][color=#006600][/color][i][/i]
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Idibia Recuperating And Fine. [with Exclusive Pictures] by TeskyMan(m): 8:03am On Oct 14, 2007
[b]Ladies and GentleMen,

I am about to say something now that i would pretty like you to understand.

''TUFACE AINT RUBBED MAN'' It's what he gat from his ignorance.Let me call a spade a spade, 2Face got himself INITIATED in to 2 different FRAT, (CULTISM), I know u understand what i mean, NOTHING DEY HAPPEN!!!, wey 2Face dey talk na some people give me that confidence.
Let me remind of a particular sinerio, When them attack 2Face for FESTAC the other time, them NO collect a cent,i mean a KOBO from him, them just teach am some lesson of his life and they reminded him of their agreement when he got INITIATED.

  We all need to talk to 2Face, he is being pushed around and i wouldnt like you to disregard what i have just said because its just the basic truth.At least if thief come person house,he go steal personal belongings and Money, But for 2Face own, them no steal anything,, na him them want so make we open up the truth,

Him don mess up!!!!So them dey treat him Bleep up, UNA WEY UNA KNOW AM , MAKE UNA FOLLOW AM TALK, Abi na only 2Face dey NAIJA,THIS NA THE 4th time they go attach am, hummm BEWARE OHHHH!!!!! Make una think ohhhhh, ARMED ROBBERS no rob 2FACE ohhhh, Na the thing wey he chop he wan vomit, because i never know how person go be as mumu as he be GO BLEND 2 frat, all in the NAME of being a BIG BOYYYYYYY,,,
 
  I hope this makes a lot fo sense, this is nothing but the truth okay,

1 Luv, [/b][i][/i][color=#990000][/color] cry undecided cheesy
CelebritiesRe: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by TeskyMan(m): 7:52am On Oct 14, 2007
Ladies and GentleMen,

I am about to say something now that i would pretty like you to understand.

''TUFACE AINT RUBBED MAN'' It's what he gat from his ignorance.Let me call a spade a spade, 2Face got himself INITIATED in to 2 different FRAT, (CULTISM), I know u understand what i mean, NOTHING DEY HAPPEN!!!, wey 2Face dey talk na some people give me that confidence.
Let me remind of a particular sinerio, When dem attack 2Face for FESTAC the other time, them NO collect a cent,i mean a KOBO from him, them just teach am some lesson of his life and they reminded him of their agreement when he got INITIATED.

  We all need to talk to 2Face, he is being pushed around and i wouldnt like you to disregard what i have just said cos its just the basic truth.At least if thief come person house,he go steal personal belongings and Money, But for 2Face own, them no steal anything,, na him dem want so make we open up the truth,

Him don Bleep up!!!!So them dey treat him Bleep up, UNA WEY UNA KNOW AM , MAKE UNA FOLLOW AM TALK, Abi na only 2Face dey NAIJA,THIS NA THE 4th time they go attach am, hummm BEWARE OHHHH!!!!! Make una think ohhhhh, ARMED ROBBERS no rob 2FACE ohhhh, Na the thing wey he chop he wan vomit, cos i never know how person go be as mumu as he be GO BLEND 2 frat, all in the NAME of being a BIG BOYYYYYYY,,,
 
  I hope this makes a lot fo sense, this is nothing but the truth okay,

1luv,
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CrimeRe: Exposed! Yahoo Boys In Ile Ife And Environs by TeskyMan(m): 9:17am On Jul 06, 2007
[b]Ok Lets react to this!!!!

You all are talking about Westee as a yahoo boy, even for coming out openly to tell us he is a yahoo boy  give him kudooos, but there are some set of people that should be blame for the actions and the counter reactions of the yahoo boys, The so called govt, ok would you compare the yahoo boys with the Alamisiagha(Former Bayelsa Govnor) the Tafa Baloguns, these are the once they caught, ok what about the Orji Kalus,the Tinubus,the ATIKU's that are still yahoolising the poor Nigerians, they caused all these and i dont even blame the yahoo boys cos i leaved in Central LAGOS, Yahoo is even more rampant in LAGOS than in ILE-IFE, I want us to sit back and think that these so called yahoo boys have not even stolen 1/100 of what the ABACHA and the likes have stolen from our great Nation and they are still stealing, ok let me gist you, 2 reknown footballers in NIGERIA have just been recently used to for money laundry by 3 Governors in Nigeria for almost 800mGPB, Is this not a BIGGER YAHOOO thats should be looked into, Pls leave WESTEE alone and lets wait till the Judgement Day in Heaven then we all get our rewards.
For Westee,i would advise to you change cos what you sow you reap but i dont blame you cos i have my own past toooooo.

I hope people will react to my post,

Thanks, [/b][color=#990000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
PoliticsRe: Okigbo Panel Report On Oil Windfall Is Missing by TeskyMan(m): 4:21pm On Jan 26, 2007
Na wahhh for Niger, Na so my brother no be today ohh he don tay wey yansh don dey back, Make them hold Ekaete and others well,i tell you them go find the file case commot, i want make them involve EFCC and IPCP to this matter, cos na corruption for the highest level be that, $12billion Dollars,
Na wahh for Niger ohhhhhhhhh,

Make ur own contribution,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by TeskyMan(m): 5:42pm On Jan 15, 2007
Ok Landers,

B.Sc(Hons), ECONOMICS.
UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS,
AKOKA,YABA.

One Love,
CrimeRe: Yahoo Yahoo Syndrome by TeskyMan(m): 4:17pm On Jan 14, 2007
Yahoo Yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Well i have this thought in my mind that what would have happened to the youth of this Country if Yahoo Yahoo hadnt come.I have an 100% understanding of what Yahoo Yahoo is all about.The only thing is that Nemesis will definately caught up with the evil Once,
But then the influx of Foreign $$$ into this country by this so call Yahoo Yahoo guys and ladies involve infact the so called ""Baba Isale"" too,
I find out that to every negative act there is always a positive reaction and vice versa, A lot of wood lums have turned out to be a Mega Yahoo Yahoo men and women, i was oppurtuned to leave in their midst,i mean the center of the so-called yahoo,yahoo and i know there act to the fullest.
It kinda very disheartning that you also find graduates even masters degree hold, Invovle in this so calll Job, We outsider see it as fraud but they see it as a Full Time Job, and they keep saying Yahoo Yahoo is a very difficult task that Bank managers cant even compromise of taken up, and so on and so forth, I leave in Ilupeju and i think you know what i am talking about, These boys range from age 14 - 40something, they make a whole lots of money and if you ask them they would say, "Na our money wey oyinbo don collect from our parent ,na him we dey collect and we never collect am finish"
This problem is more dangerous than HIV/AIDS,as i am concern, vos if an end is out to YAHOO YAHOO today i tell you we would have a 100% of day light and night robbers, cos the money thse guys are making is too much,
The only people who can agree quickly with all i have said are the Banks ,i mean the cashiers at the western union points of all Banks, They would tell you what this guys make,
To be incere i envy them cos "I NEVER GET JOB", but then i dey wait on God, a lot of people wey no git wait on Job don enter into the thing,
I wouldnt lie to you this coutry is fruastratinga,
Well i would allow other people to comment on what i have said, You can ask me any question on the yahoo yahoo i am ready to answer, cos i repeat i have an indebt knowledge on what they are into, cos of the environment i found myself in,

Na wahhh for Naija Youth ohhhhhh, [b][/b]
PoliticsRe: Kano State Has The Highest Population In Nigeria? by TeskyMan(m): 1:33pm On Jan 13, 2007
This is uncalled for, I wonder why people cant sit down and reason, How can u get a proof that Kano is more populous than Lagos,i served in the North and i actually understood what i am saying, Kano is no way compared to Lagos in terms of population or what have you,

I am happy that people are waken up and saying their mind, Imagine when housing is about 4.2million , lets just conclude that 3 persons live in a house, wont that generate over 13m, Lets call a spade a spade,
Them don count cows and their normal ram.,, Bleep all of them jareeeeeeeeee
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Celtel Is Recruiting by TeskyMan(m): 11:08pm On Jan 12, 2007
Thanks man i have just done mine ,I am so happy for the first class info you guys are given up here, Keep the good work man, You are richly blessed,

one luv man
CrimeRe: Rev King Has Been Sentenced To Death By Hanging by TeskyMan(m): 7:49am On Jan 12, 2007
I support you jaree, Why would they have delayed it for so long, Although na God they take vengeance but King own too much but i wonder why people still refer to him as Reverend, Reverend is such a high position and i think people should stop refering to him as referend King, rather call him King or lucifer King.

I can imagin referend setting ablaze church members ,committing incessant fonication and stuffs, Well God is above and he'll judge Best.I am happy that he got the right answer to his akward behaviour, Rev ko, Rev niii,

Them suppose sentence am by setting him ablaze too instead of hanging so that he go know say "cow they mange to die,knief no go for neck"

Good day everyone,
Christianity EtcRe: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by TeskyMan(m): 11:48pm On Jan 11, 2007
Tri babe,

Well a lot of people doesnt claims to be a virgin ,but then you have to be very careful with what the Bible says, Although searching around for virgin could be cumbersome , well i understand you trin but lets call a spade a spade, Fornication is premarital sex in disguise,

TeeMan
Christianity EtcRe: Pre-Marital Sex Is Not Fornication by TeskyMan(m): 11:37pm On Jan 11, 2007
Tri babe,

Well a lot of people doesnt claims to be a virgin ,but then you have to be very careful with what the Bible says, Although searching around for virgin could be cumbersome , well i understand you trin but lets call a spade a spade, Fornication is premarital sex in disguise,

TeeMan
Jobs/VacanciesUba!,,whats Happening: Pls Someone Help Me: by TeskyMan(op): 6:40am On Jan 09, 2007
Hi everyone,

I did 2 interviews with UBA in October, i was notified i passed and uptil now i havenmt been contacted, I dey fear ohh anyone here to help me out, I am just a new comer in this forum, I need people to welcome me ,


Teskyman,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Online Job Vacancy. by TeskyMan(m): 6:34am On Jan 09, 2007
ohh i see,well i have been involve in this kind of stuffs and i tell you i lost a whooping sum of 5k,on top say i no get money but i still got scammed for 5k, na wahhh make we fear God ohh,

Teskyman,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Immediate Graduate Trainee Vacancy by TeskyMan(m): 6:30am On Jan 09, 2007
Exactly the guy is a dundee, i wonder if he know wetin he dey talk sefff,


Teskyyyy,

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