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thanks to you guyzzzz |
This phone is lovely just bought one @ Shoprite few minutes ago. Really Lovely. Anyway, I'm a starter on this android stuffs - Whats SD? Do i need to buy a Memory Card because Etisalat said it came with 8gb memory. Maybe I aint getting it. Can someone help me out? I'm a BB adict. Im sure im gonna throw it away once I get used to Android. Thanks |
Good morning House, @ Eko Hotel & Adeola Odeku V/I Selling @ =N=159.50 Buying @ =N=161 @ Surulere (Shita Roundabout) & Sabo - Yaba Selling @ =N=160 Buying @ =N=162 Regards. |
Alorauk:Guy, Why people they use 2 Black Berry Phones? I just wan know? |
Gbawe:I Love the Bolded part. |
Have any of you guyz ever been to the North? I spent One Full Year In the North East, West and Central. You'll pity them when you compare and contrast in terms of development - North generally to any part in the South West - No Tribal Sentiment. I think their leaders are BRILLIANT THIEVES - Much less Brilliant than our political thieves in the S' West - The TINUBU's, OBJ's . They took away Education which broadens the mind from them(Northerns) and benevolently gave them - BOKO HARAM. Foolllllsssss. My 2 Cent. |
Na dis one I no dey take play - spanking her Boom Boom! I dey do am like mad. She is always like, "whats wrong with you". you known what, in the real sense of it - my wife like am. To be sincere, the emergence of kids reduce,if not kill the attention husband(s) and wife(s) give to themselves. It takes a conscious effort just like the suggestion and advice on this tread to keep it alive. Who says marriage no dey sweet, abeg joooo. My 2 cent. |
Hey, I don die ohh. Wetin I find come inside this thead sef? I dey observe fasting today and I come enter this thread. Haa!! Devil you are a liar. I no go brake my fasting. I don vermouseeeeee commot for here, oyaaa. Psychological damage gbaaa le le yi ohhhh |
madridsimo for life, |
heryyy:God Bless you brov. Hey my people, you have to understand this carefully - MARRIAGE IS NOT MEANT FOR KIDS, NOT FOR STUDENT NEITHER IS IT FOR YOUNG LADIES AND GUYS. IT IS MEANT FOR ADULT WHO ARE MATURED. The word matured has nothing to do with age. Shikena Becalm:This is the best post on this section. This is a bitter truth that is difficult to swallow for our women of now a days. Why struggle with a man physically when God gave you the influencial power to rule your man - All you need to do is tap into the power and use it to its fullest. @ poster - When you are married, you understand better. Marriage is not a bed of roses. You have to work it out. You have to make it work. Personal experience, This morning I felt as if I married a wrong person. For 5 yrs I have been repeating the same thing and she(my wife) has refused to change - thats my complain. I am very sure she has her own complain about me. But the truth is we love each other as much as we fight each other. At times, we'll be very happy and look into each others eyes and ask ourselves - How would my life be if I didn't marry you? The next day, we will be ohh my God , how come I met this kind of man? bla bla, Marriage is a matured responsibility that needs time to be understood and gets better as time goes on. I have never seen anyone who runs away for his or her problem and make it in life. The best thing you can do is listen to advice of we (elders in this school of thought) or ___________________________complete it. My 2 cent. |
obiscolly: oneuniquemind:I don't believe people can still fall for tricks being played by "Empty Hen". Read my lips - MTN does not have any good package to offer. You better look the other way. |
@ Mumumy3 You are right. Only an unrealistic person will tell you that, there is not much different when married without kids and when the kids set in. For me a lot has changed. No 1 . thing is that I can "b-a-n-g" my wife without the fair of "Have you seen your period?" In fact, we do am like waterrrrrr. 2. My sense of responsibility increased. Before we gave birth to my first son, I was like, whats the big deal in marriage sef? I am free, I still do stuffs i used to do while I was single and bla bla, but when our first son came, oh lalala. Na then, I come no say there is different between Acid and Water. Hay, I started nagging, I mean serious nagging. I bet it in life and I say it with all authority, No other woman in this world can tolerate me like my wife. She is the woman for me and over time she has made me learn a lot. 3. Once I get a raise at work, the next thing is shopping speeee - I shop as if there is no tomorrow. You can imagine that I've gotten a raise for over 1 year and I hadly shop for myself. I'll rather shop for my 2 boys or their mum before thinking of mine. I dont know why? Maybe I love them more. At times, I would like - Is it not my money? Can't I spend it the way I like? But no I would rather go shop for my wife than Shop for myself. Somebody say na juju, ohhh I no mind jorrr. 4. Spiritually incline - This one I know say if no be say I marry, hummm!!!! 5. Better management of my finances. Hey my wife is an "akagum" - "eshin race course". When you are on the look for master planner when u talk about money, then come to my wife. In fact, I just have to say this, my wife manages me financially and not me managing her. At times she will advice me to do something. U know we men now, with our ego, i'll start my nagging. Na so she go dey siddon look me. Later, na that thing I go do. I respect her for that. Master Investor - I give it to her. 6. Sexxy Fun!! - Thank God nobody know my house or don see ma face - Na online we dey. See my wife and I experiment with sex a lot - I tell you, this is like a bond between us. We do it @ odd places and odd times. Before we got married, she was like, no I don't like it here, no my mum is calling me bla bla, But now, we can have "quicky" or "indomie" any where. She understood those slangs, when I say Indomie or quicky - Ohh my wife understands it bajebaje. My wife knows that I love it and she gives me benevolently, sacrificially,anyday, anytime, anywhere infact everytime. She knows i don't like the normal "Missionary style". She know say new day, new style. I thank God. All glory to him. 7. I'm putting on weight on yearly basis. My wife is a good cook, africa dishes. She has to scold me to start gym. 8. We'll be celebrating our 5yrs anniversary very soon - My wife never add an inch of weight. Abeg wetin cause am? After 2 boys, she still be lepa shandiiiiiii, I'll come back for more, |
Sold Dollar @ Adeola Odeku, V/I, Lagos for =N=164.5 to $1 Cheers |
IBB, Happy Birthday! May you reap what you sow. May you not die until you finally reap ALL you have sown. Maybe you can thereafter kick Bucket, Jerry can Or GP Tank. Wicked Man. |
Sagamite:[size=14pt]@ Saga, Yoruba ti o fi nsoro yen lo trip mi juuuu. Opolopo awon omo kaaro ooj'ire ni won ko le ko ede yi si'le. Ma ba won ja si, enikeni ti o ba wipe oun ko ni fi egba tabi koboko ko omo re, igbeyin ni o ma ndun oloku ada, Awon Yoruba boo won ni - Omo ti a ko koo, ni'igbe ile ti a ko ta. Ori e wan be joooo. I can't interprete - If you can try help me. Up Saga!!!![/size] |
hoppysnd:I guess for your mind |
I no dey take rod play even my 5 years old boy no say if daddy don change face na cane be that. Infact I no dey rod the boy again, the way I go look am now - the boy go read 1001 meaning to it. There was a day, we were at the park. Na him dem talk say them no dey beat one boy. The boy they shout, he dey play rough. See my boy as he dey look my face. For him mind he dey say,,chai, if daddy flog this boy, he go no say - Acid and Water no be d same thing. It wasn't quite long, the boy just pour Eva water for my body. I just hold him ear - say make he talk sorry sir. Hey!!!! see me se wahala. This boy no gree talk, i tell you, I squize the ear so tay he cooperate. See him mama dey look me, wetin consign me, no be her spoil brat pour water for my body. I tell you, the small ekwe i show the boy made him the most gentle boy till I left. It was later that my wife told me that immediately the boy saw that I left he started his silly act again. Who tell you say rod no dey work - bone, e dey work shege. |
Da Doctor:[size=14pt]This is a bitter truth. I could remember my first Salary was 30k(with wife and a baby boy). You can imagine, earning 30k with a family of 3. Although my wife is a very hard working person but to be sincere I'm a man and I have to stand up to my responsibility, if i were to be addressed as one. It was at this stage I discovered my self. Mind you I have both B.Sc & M.Sc in Economics. After about 1 yr, my salary was increased by 5k that means 35k. Haba!!! man pikin don suffer well well. I thank God that i garnered so much experience to the extent that in the 3rd year I got a fantastic job that requires my exactly skills. Do you want to hear the truth? I didn't have the qualification as at when I landed the job. What happened was that God covered my ERROR and colored my EFFORT. I can tell you categorically that PRAYER WORKS. It really works wonder. But now, I've got all it takes and despite the economic melt down, i have other offers coming like say na only me sabi do am. I know its God's grace upon my life. I thank God that I picked up the 30k Job. It wasn't easy though. One thing you must not do is to get BITTER. It is difficult but it works wonder for real. God's time is no man's time - He will only do it at HIS SAID TIME. Did you hear me well? "At the said time". That's when God will do it. You can be the most intelligent person on the surface of the earth. You can be the most brilliant person but the truth is - The race is not to the swift, neither the battle to the strong, but TIME and CHANCE happens to them all. If the race were to be to the swift than WOLE SOYINKA would have been NIGERIAN President since, but no be soooooo. Start with the little and God will turn the little to become a Thousand. Don't ever try to DELETE God from your day-to-day equation. A word they say, ';;;;;;;;;[/size] |
Remii:[size=15pt]Incomparable Indeed!!! Unilag DLI is far better in terms of structure and organisation. I don't know why it took the government so long to take this decision. Nice one.[/size] |
Oju ole reeeee, See 2 lazy ladies apprehended for looting
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[size=15pt]Sallam a lekun, Though I am not a Muslim brother but I love this interaction and the mode of contribution. May almighty Allah accept your fasting and Bless the family Iftaar.[/size] |
Dr Cork:The answer your bolded question is that whom GOD has blessed, no one can curse. Even if the person no fit use bottle write zero. Ok check out the first lady of this beloved country!!!!!!!!! Abeg leave jealousy alone joooo ( No oofiese) |
cinzo:You got me nodding here. especially with the bolded part!! |
Mynd_44:[size=14pt]My Guy, stay there, Keep deceiving yourself.[/size] NatGas:[size=14pt]You said it all joooooo. Igbeyin lo ma'ndun oloku ada, interpret.[/size] |
IBEXY:Gbam!!! you spoke my mind. Hey you young guys!!!. I understand your feelings. Anyone who thinks getting Marriage is all about being caged is nothing but a nonentity. Sorry, if that hurts! One thing you people fail to realise is that as far as LIFE is concern - there is something called "T-I-M-E". You cant be a youth forever. Two they say, is better than one - though it comes with its UPs and DOWNs. Yea, thats how the world is created. Sometime its sweet and some times it bitter. Anyone, who would always want LIFE to be "Bed of Roses" is either a clown of himself or he/she is not ready to face the reality of life. Being TWO, when one falls, the other helps thats how GOD intelligently and fundamentally created the workings of Human Being. It would have been very possible if the factor of T-I-M-E is not included in the equation of man. But so sorry, TIME will soon catchup with you and before you say "JACK ROBINSON" - You are gone. Who believe say "MIKE TYSON" fit broke ?? Ohh, meaning you never knew what could happen to all your riches and bla bla, There is NO WAY in LIFE you wouldn't need an HELPING HAND. Its darm IMPOSSIBLE, I repeat darm IMPOSSIBLE.Sincerely, anyone who is afraid of getting marriage is afraid of being RESPONSIBLE. 6 years into the school of marriage is no joke. Come and learn, Chicken hearted fellas!!!!!!!!!! Wetin I dey do here sef, hisssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!! |
[size=15pt]Now look at the irony, [/size] TeskyMan: |
cogbuagu:--------CORRECT. Thats true, I wonder why Lekki Phase 1(Admiraly Way - very close to Lekki Power Station) has very limited Power Supply. I monitor our Diesel and I can tell you that in a week, on the average of 15 - 20hours Maximum. That means maximum of 3 hours a day - Most times no power supply. For example, we've only enjoy less than 3hours power supply this week, starting from Monday 25th of July, 2011. In Surulere, Ikate - Itire to be precise, we enjoy 12 - 15 hours a day thats the minimum. There was a particular Sunday, maybe 2 Sundays ago. We had electricity supply for over 24 hours. In alagomeji, we have electricity supply for over 15 - 20 hours - Hughes Avenue by Sweet Sensation in precise. I can confirm Ikotun area very close to Synagogue Church - 23hours - 23.5hours a day. Sure bet. Thanks. |
[size=18pt]Na today them start arrangi, no be today, he don tayyyyyy, I watched it L I V E, My wife and I screamed when Miss Taraba was announced the WINNER. Everyone who watched the show live knew the WINNER ought to be MISS LAGOS OR MISS BAYELSA. Arrange, Fela, orun re ohhhh, Baba 70. u DON TALK FINISH[/size] |
Last 600k. I reside in Lekki, Ajah. If agreed, inspection on Saturday 19th and lets goo from there. email me - standtalloutfit@gmail.com |
Good this is coming on NL, My wife, heeeeee! She can fart. This is how it goes, me I no send I dey fart anywhere, in the sitting room, at the balcony, in the store even on the dinning table, na that one dey vex my wife pass. After my own show, maybe we jst finish lunch or dinner. I go just hear one heavy noice. Do U̶̲̥̅̊ know the annoiying thing, she would stare at me with a sign of "I do my own back". This morning, we had a misunderstanding - after a while I come throw one heavy duty fart, na him my wife vexxxx so tay she start to dey nag. As God will have it, as she serve our brakefast, this morning ohhh, I jst hear one heavy sould like say trailer-brake fail. Do U̶̲̥̅̊ know wht happened, she startd laughing, to be sincere, this episode reconciled us and we forget say we jst Fight this morning. My wife and I , Oba farting!!!!!!! Cheers. |
cool, where is your location for inspection and then why a fixed price? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ? |
