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Nairaland GeneralRe: Home Page Topic Suggestion Topic by TeskyMan(m): 10:01pm On Oct 18, 2008
I want the house to decide for us,as we engaged in an argument between my wife and I.

WHICH OF THE 2 CELEBRITY WOULD YOU REFER TO AS BEING UGLY; OMO BABA(Comedian) & KEMISTRY (Musician)
AutosSienna Space Car For 1.35m! by TeskyMan(op): 5:38pm On Sep 23, 2008
I have a clean Sienna Space Car for the above said price.Non Negociable, plss, Authomatic and Non-Leather Interior.
All documents ready, was cleared at Tin Can Island yesterday Monday 22nd Sept and ready to go.
Pls contact me if you Truely interested are keenly interested.
(k_rotimi@yahoo.com)
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BusinessRe: Banks And Interswitch To Increase ATM Charges by TeskyMan(m): 8:52pm On Aug 07, 2008
[b]In fact when we talk about the best BANK i mean real BANK, then u POINT all your fingers to G T B.Wouldnt you rather bank with it? There is no two ways about it,its either you Bank with G T B and be happy or Bank with OTHER banks and have Head Ache. Why i love this bank and why i am still loving it ,it just for the fact that i dont have to go to the Banking hall with WITHDRAWAL SLIP, I love this like maddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
My personal experience last week with INTERCONTINENTAL BANK, i got to my branch without my withdrawal slip and i was told i would be debted 200# if have to get one from the banking all.Bull Shit, trust me,i was MAD at whoever told me cos i was almost shouting at the top of my voice imagine that in the banking hall, i knew 200# wasnt the thing but i was just doing that to call peoples attention to what the young lady said, i am very sure the lady na one ND employee.

Haaaa if u never get G T B acct na you they dull yourself ohhhh!!!!Infact where i like their service reach,if them talk say make i come pay 10k none refundable b4 them go open the acct for me , walahi ta lahi ,I no go mind cos i am enjoying the service tooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhh[/b]
FamilyRe: Why Marriages Don’t Work: The Change Factor by TeskyMan(m): 7:20am On Aug 02, 2008
[center][b]Whao!!! what else can i say to the poster.You have blessed my marriage and i have learnt not just a few things but so much more about the ethics of marriage.Hummm!!! my personal experience.I got married 19months ago before then we had a courtship for about 96months(8yrs).All was rousy during the courtship and when we got married in dec, we were like whao!!!we've got to know each other before now. But to my greatest surprise cos i was in my late 20ies when i got married and my wife about mid 20ies,was that things started changing the challenges was more, But i have to be sincere **NO BE EASY THING AT ALL** under the same roof hum!!!! its really challenging. I never raised my hand on my wife for once all thru the courtship but in the 11month after our wedding i ALMOST did and thank GOD i didn't cos my wife frustrated me to the last but i thank God i took my time. Quickly,i reacted to my wife's emotion and noticed where shes lacking and where i needed to adjust, my brother its not an easy task, a man to drop his 'EGO' you know what it means but thank GOD i did and since then things have been working fine.Dont misunderstood me,i didn't say we don't quarrel but they are just normal quarrels but we get over that often times.

We learn on daily basis and i seek advice from Dad who is has been there for me.What i think really helped us in our courtship was that no one had ever intervene in whatever comes up between us,and that policy is still what had been taking us thru in our marital life.In fact the poster actually saw whats is going on in my home,he was about to point out somethings that we needed to do,i wouldn't lie ever since i have read this master piece,it has changed somethings about me and i printed it out i gave a copy to my wife.What i did was that on the day i READ it and printed it out,i had a discussion over it with my wife.We read it over and over again,despite that fact that its exhaustive,we couldn't believe what we had both leant from it and that night i tell you ,we had fun as just as we did in those days when we were in courtship.My Little baby also was happy seeing Dad and Mum happy again.

I Got married a bit early in terms of age but i think i had a long courtship,i know this has actually helped me in the area of commitment.One thing i'd like to advise is this;-

MAKE SURE U GET MARRIED TO SOME YOU TRULY LOVE,DON'T PITY SOMEONE AND GET MARRIED TO THE PERSON.I HAVE TO SAY THIS BECAUSE AT A POINT IN TIME IN THE JOURNEY OF YOUR MARRIAGE THE PASSION WILL CEASE,THE AFFECTION WOULD DISAPPEAR BUT ONE THING IS SURE IF YOU TRULY LOVE YOUR PARTNER THE TRUE LOVE WILL SEE YOU THRU.

Thank you poster u never know what kinda gift you have blessed me with but i say if you offer me this counseling or $50,000;Sincerely without any hidden intention in my heart i will take this counseling and let go of the $50,000.

Thank you poster, my wife says Hi and thank you too.

I have made copies of this and sent it out to my friends,especially those once who are getting married in August to take their time to plan there MARRIAGE rather than spending a whole time planning their marriage.

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ProgrammingGraphics And Website Designer - Which Way: Pls Help? by TeskyMan(op): 1:28pm On May 15, 2008
Hello everyone,

I really want to know if i need to b well groomed in Graphics before i can be a goo website designer.

Pls i need to know.

Thanks,
WebmastersGraphics And Website Designer - Which Way: Pls Help? by TeskyMan(op): 1:00pm On May 15, 2008
Hello everyone,

I really want to know if i need to b well groomed in Graphics before i can be a goo website designer.

Pls i need to know.

Thanks,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I'm Totally Fed Up With Job Hunting by TeskyMan(m): 4:34pm On Mar 28, 2008
This is extremely serious but to those who think personal development could bring about good job well all i have to say is that read Eccl 9:11.TIME AND CHANCE the Bible says HAPPENS TO THEM ALL.
WELL your time is on the way, only GOD KNOWS where we'll end.

Cheers, BABA GEORGE,
BusinessRe: Which Bank Is The Most Customer Friendly In Nigeria? by TeskyMan(m): 8:02am On Mar 03, 2008
[size=14[color=#006600][/color]pt][b]Well I am happy that this TOPIC comes up once again, For live GTB na BABA, NO be say mouth,no be say com chop yam, no be say mother shoot bed and perper contact eye.
The real thing is this,although the requirement to open an acount with GTB is uncompromising but my guy, once u open the account ,u go enjoy am.I have an account with GTB ,INTERCONTINENTAL,FIRST BANK and OCEANIC of lately.My people i no lie for una,talking about customer services ohhhh,, Ahh na G.T.B, No bank near them.Na the kain Bank wey u fit tell your friend say i wan go shit for yard and u wan quickly go collect money for am,wey you go take BIKE enter bank collect money.whyhuhhuhhuhhuh?.
1. U NO NEED CARRY WITHDRAWAL SLIP GO.JUST KNOW YOUR A/C NUMBER OFF HAND.
2. U NO NEED TO SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONE FOR BANKING HALL SO THAT EVEN IF YOU FRIEND CALL U .YOU GO SAY U DEY INSIDE TOILET THEY SHIT.
3. I BET U NO FIT SPEND 20MINS BEFORE U COMMOT FOR BANKING DOMMOT.
4. BEFORE YOUR CLIMB THE OKADA GO HOUSE THEM GO DON NOTIFY YOU VIA TEXT MESSAGE SAY,YOU DON WITHDRAW SO SO AMOUNT OF MONEY.
5. INFACT E GET FORM WHEY THE TELLER GO GIVE U MAKE YOU ACCESS HIM/HER, NA THAT ONE GO MAKE THE TELLER THEY ADORE YOU LIKE REAL CUSTOMER,
6. BIRTHDAY AND FESTIVE PERIOD WISHES NKOhuh??

Omo leave story for tortoise, i no talk say them no dey fulk up ohhh cos as regard LOANS, If u no get good rapour with them , omo GTB go suffer your head b4 u go even if get one.But above all, they are the BEST AND WILL Continue.OCEANIC they try also,i no go lie but INTER WHAT!!!!!, Intercontinental,I don talk am times without number.Intercontinental no dey customer friendly.Infact new one wey them just open inside UNILAG SUCKS AGAIN, I don dey use my INTERCONTINENTAL A/C for the past 2years, i tell you they are really messing up, I hope they treat their STAFF really good cos my cousin regret working with them anyway, THEY ARE STILL FAR MORE BETTER THAN FIRST AND THE WORST BANK , U.B.A and U.N.I.O.N Bank, UBA sucks,

G.T.B, Please make una no compromise standard ohhhh, cos the kin hail wey people they hail una make he no enter una head ohhh, Na UNA be baba no DOUBT abi any one dey dear amhuhhuh[/b][/size]
Music/RadioRe: Gongo Aso By 9ice by TeskyMan(m): 1:29am On Mar 01, 2008
[size=20pt]Gongo Aso, Oti sooo, Kutupa huuu

Raw talent,, 9CE[/size]
SportsStephen Keshi Or Siasia:- Who Should Be Given The Mantle Of Super Eagles Leaders by TeskyMan(op): 12:24am On Feb 23, 2008
Stephen Keshi OR SiaSia:- Who should be given the Mantle of SUPER EAGLES Leadership?
SportsStephen Keshi Or Siasia:- Who Should Be Given The Mantle Of Super Eagles Leaders by TeskyMan(op): 12:17am On Feb 23, 2008
Stephen Keshi OR SiaSia:- Who should be given the Mantle of SUPER EAGLES Leadership?
CareerRe: Suffering And Smiling: by TeskyMan(m): 6:56am On Feb 15, 2008
[size=15pt]Hey!!!! pls no try commot the TITHES ohhh cos na that one be say u wan chop your future.God is no man that lies okay you better pay your tithes or the devourer go show you perper. No worry my brother, ground go level with time but make sure say u never try plan to marry with this amount ohhh, cos if you try am, then , ohh unless u be woman but if you be MAN , YOU GO HEAR WENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN [/size]
CrimeRe: Marital Rape by TeskyMan(m): 7:01pm On Feb 10, 2008
[size=18pt]hey na wahh ohhhh, you Naira Land pple shaaaaaaaaaaa, Hope say una wey una dey talk don marry shaaa, cos the EXPERIENCE na helele, Make WIFE they refuse him husband that sweetest thing in life.Shey una no think say the woman wan send him HUSBAND go meet the wolves wey they for town wey dey ready 24/7 for the thing and them no dey tire ohhhuh??
Abi wetin u talk, my people,

Hahahahahahahah
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FamilyRe: Your Career Or Home: Which Comes First? by TeskyMan(m): 5:09am On Feb 02, 2008
[size=16pt][b]OHHH when i read all these post i have just come to realise that "EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER".I am not saying CAREER is less important neither am i saying a woman should be a full house wife.I think i have several examples to make.My sister works with a Bank where she had her daughter with the nannies,unfortunately the daughter that used to be very lively turned to be a dull type after 6months or so,they got to realise that sleeping tablets are being given to the little kid because of her being troublesome and the nanny has so many children to look after.
This is what i am saying,if you miss the motherhood care you and i wouldnt be where we are today,our mothers didnt make career their first choice,i could remember my mum when i was a kids,i used to be very sturborn and rude,i started smoking when i was age 11yrs cos of peer presure and i want to point out something to you "CAREER FIRST SCHOOL OF THOUGHT" , Peer presure is something we shouldnt neglect,a child who doesnt get advises from mum esp will definately have answers to all his or her question from his peer group.
I am married and i know what it takes.It not enough to say or feel the heat when you havent got marriaged,but to be sincere i would have to say this.Couples should avoid working in BANKS, I mean in Nigerian Banks where u work 5am- 9pm at night, if a woman can get a teaching job or lecturing job or better still work in govt parastatal or maybe get a job that would allow her to get home by 4pm or latest 5pm ,i think thats not bad.
My wife had a terrible experience when she had our first child but you know, i wouldnt trade my little handsome boy for anything not to talk about her career or my job. I would rather go extra mile to take care of my wife and my Kid,at the same time i wouldnt like my wife to be idul in the name of taken care of my kids so she has to balance the two but having in mind that he has to give the kid and me 75% and the rest career,cos in case of unforseen contingences.
To all ladies in the house,you need to think very well,cos marriage is a like lookingat beautiful house from affar but you wouldnt know what and how the inside looks like, All these would makes things easier if the husband is supportive.I would like to hear frm the marriaged women and men in our midst to share similar experience as i have shared mine.

Hey friend, tell that your sister that travels alot in pursuance of her career at the expense of her marrital home that, if she doesnt want her househelp to take over her home,or maybe her neighbour or someone else outside(like most of these Husband hunters all around the cities,who would go extra miles to satisfied her worrisome husband),she should quickly quit that career shes pursuing and look for similar one around her environs or else that career would be usesless eventually cos she MIGHT not find happinerss in her home eventually if the career goal had been achieved.

REMEMBER,IF YOU ARE NOT MARRIAGED YET YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF NOISES ALL AROUND BUT WHEN YOU GET INTO THE INSITITUTION THEN YOU KNOW THAT SACRIFICES ARE MADE NOW FOR FUTURE JOY AND HAPPINESS.Pray to God to give you your real wife or husband as the case may be, pls your HOME come first ohhhhhhh, Remember say na pure african men and women we be ohhh, take care.

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Slavery At Uba by TeskyMan(m): 6:12am On Jan 27, 2008
[size=30pt]U Better find your way out, Cos Them go continue to use you like "omi ojo", UBA, NA WAHHHHHH[/size]
SportsRe: Berti Vogts Must Go by TeskyMan(m): 11:11pm On Jan 25, 2008
[size=16pt]Vogt Na Bleep up, am happy shaaaa, i no kuku put mind say we go qualify, I dont tell my friends say we no fit qualify na them no gree listen to me,Now he don happen.Anyway incase u guys do not know, CIV will Lose to Mali cos they have francophone countries and the likeness is there, even ordinary Ghana wey be our neighbour no like us at all, Ohh i pity the LIKES of UCHE , the young guy who is just coming up and the Nsorfors. Now i am highly convience that someone would ask Himself this question that "WHY WE NO CARRY OKOCHA COME GHANA",

I better leave now, VOGT, God do punish you all your life,
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cote D'ivoire by TeskyMan(m): 8:54am On Jan 22, 2008
Them just tell me now say Berti - Makinwa - Eguavon  in bribbry scandal, If no be so why Berti go carry most useless MAKINWA go ACN not even to talk say he WAN use am for the match again CIV, Abeg i no fit shout, UCHE AND NSOFOR na them be our supersurb, Well i still believe he fit return the bribe and play the game with his head, stupid BERTI AND EGUAVON, Na the same way eguavon play the semifinal, with KANU starting , na him he introduce to Berti, Infact why Egiavon follow be coaching crew in the fitsrt place, Basterdssssssssssssssssssssss[color=#006600][/color]
ComputersRe: No Internet After A Month Of Paying (Starcomms) by TeskyMan(m): 8:53am On Jan 21, 2008
@ T-Bag

are u telling u that direct pc is less than 30,000naira to get connected, pls explain
PhonesRe: Upload Camera Phone Snaps Here! by TeskyMan(m): 8:51am On Jan 21, 2008
Taken with me 6620 3.5mm 1 :2.8

The lovely GIFT Baba God dash me for free without paying "kobo", God i thank you ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

ComputersRe: No Internet After A Month Of Paying (Starcomms) by TeskyMan(m): 6:37am On Jan 16, 2008
Starcomm all i can say is that MAY THE WRATH OF GOD VISIT YOU PEOPLE FOR collecting money without providing adequate service, i cried my life out just to fill a scholarship form yesterday due the the stupid network and loh and behold, before i got to the CAFE to complete the form, It had already closed by 9.20am yesterday(Tuesday 15/01/2008),

May God visit u people with his wroth, cos i paid for the subscription which i hadly use for 3hours out of 12hours, God will Judge you
EducationRe: International Scholarships for Masters Degree by TeskyMan(m): 6:36am On Jan 16, 2008
Thanks so much my dear, i would so much appreciate if i you help with any management course, economics,admin and finance,

Thanks and one love,
CareerRe: Internship Opportunity In Animation, Videos And Motion Graphics by TeskyMan(m): 4:22am On Jan 15, 2008
please need more info to my box raylekan_1979@yahoo.com

i have a keen interest, pls reply ,
ComputersRe: No Internet After A Month Of Paying (Starcomms) by TeskyMan(m): 3:29am On Jan 15, 2008
@Ekwere,

Good but since u work for the company you'll always tell us the good side,what if we give it a trial and its far more worst that am just imagining man.Well tell us the cost? i mean the exact amount one needs to get connected, or u email me at "raylekan_1979@yahoo.com"

Well i hope what u've just said is true i am seriously looking at a way to switch away frm STRACOMMS, Net work too bad man,
EducationRe: Are U Karid? by TeskyMan(m): 11:48pm On Jan 10, 2008
Kokorikoko korikoko mayan!!! des es de vabaration orf SF Rotesky XYZ CRICKET raise toe hyperwah 5 Il'lya du Lagoon that es to say UNIVERISTY OF LAGOS in parentices.Hat dis areanger,i wan toe fire this bembestic odu,dat es to say OL AI AM KARID TO SAMBA ALELE GBOSA by tanwingilising,fellowrising hat hevery areanger dey koro themsef,so dat 2dai go moronto come, dia keke must keke and dia parpar must par and baba eledumare to samba holy water till space shall b no more to katapot it to dia bembestic emulewu.May wee orl wolk nd neva jarm agbako,to GOD ELEDUMARE i 1/2 seriously landed.

AB Lagoon to fire me a bembestic in4majaira about IL'YA DU LAGOON.May u wolk to nevr jam disturbance.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Greatest Akokites! by TeskyMan(m): 7:51am On Jan 07, 2008
Haha Greatest Akokites, Econs 2002("JELLI OMOTOLA" PRODUCT), M.Sc. 2007,
Am proud to be a prodUct of this school, As an Alumna, it has fetched me 2 good jobs just because i graduated frm the BEST SCHOOL in Nigeria, There 2 UNIVERSITY in 9ja, UNILAG and OTHERS,

AKOKITE for LIFE,

JELILI Thx u ohhhh who knows i might have graduate from LASU,OSPO,OSUA or OSU and others SU,SU,suffix Schools(Who are always jealous of this great UNI,( just like @ tundysho) after several attemts of admission and being denied, sorry ohhhhhhhhh), Thx God, who used u(JELILE) for me its a pity u don die, well MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN BABA GOD BOSSOM.

Come over and filll the groove!!!!!!!!!, i had a lot of you in my class at the Masters level and they ever regret to have graduated in whatever UNI, Hey gat to work nowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Ribadu's Removal Is Long Overdue? by TeskyMan(m): 10:25pm On Jan 04, 2008
[color=#990000]NA WAHHH OHHH, UMARRRRR KEEE, Humm ONLY God go fit Save US From this our NAIRALAND Folks, Welll everyone get him mouth to talk anything wey he like,

GOD PUNISH THE ENEMIES OF NIGERIA, (Amen)
PoliticsRe: All Selectivity Cases Endorsed For Trial By Ribadu May Be Nullified by TeskyMan(m): 11:21pm On Jan 02, 2008
@ BigB1,

Well i love the way u analyse your better imagined govt, it would pretty work but the way u answer to the case of Ribadu,my brother no be so, when a thief is caught either by selective or what have you, lets agree a thief is a thief,

Well i have a way out, HOUSE WHAT IF WE INVITE 50 ALQUDADS FRM PAKISTAN, Dont worry my NGO President is ready to foot the Bills, we then send them errand s to all ENEMIES of Nigeria,

Wont this signal FEAR to the hearts of Corrupt politicians,after 50 destinations including ASO ROCK, HOUSE OF ASSEMBLIES e.t.c would have been visited by the Bomb Carriershuhhuhhuhhuh,

Pls repond to this,

Tesky, One love,

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