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[size=14pt]- Compulsory payment of services you hardly enjoy - PHCN monthly Bill - Praise-singing of Well Known (Politicians) thieves, who are meant to be in jail. This is one problem everybody tends to unconsciously imbibe in Nigeria. Imagine, Tinubu beacons on you for an assitance, answer the question yourself?, Its a serious vice in the society.[/size] |
mike oscar:[size=14pt]Gbammm!!! I love that part where you said "to say the least". Na true talk.[/size] |
[size=14pt]This is another TRACEY'S post where she proclaimed her age again. We all can't be fool in NAIRALAND. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=299403.msg4228348#msg4228348 "And that's what I have learned in the past 40 yrs of my life hey - posted on on July 22, 2009, 07:27 AM" I am very happy that she has shot herself in her legs. Tracey was 40 in 2009 and in 2010 she is 41 years old, Ohh Jokes apart, after my findings on who Tracy good luck to you, I hope you have leant a lot from this tread you created. Wish you all the best in life. Please don't nail me to the cross, you can also do your findings on her and see if I am right or wrong. My 2 cent. [/size] |
Quote from: Tracey121 on July 22, 2009, 01:26 PM Wow hang on buddy, according to my interpretation there 3 types of r/s 1. Serious 2. A fling 3. A Fling with sexual intimacy And[size=14pt] for the past 40 yrs[/size] I have been having flings and the good thing about them is that I can have those flings as much as I want and as many as I want without being attached or committed to anything whatsoever Please don't held me captive with the above statements ok, Just go and figure out, No more questions from u coz I see your this close to squeezing the truth out of me [size=14pt] @ Tracy, I have said it before in my earlier post that the statements you made reveals how frustrated you are. I can say it authoritatively that you are over 40 years of age. You are also desperately looking for kid(s). Maybe I'll advice you to open your legs for all Jick and Harry, so as to have kid(s) as soon as possible. The quote above was extracted from this tread "https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299765.0.html" on July 22, 2009, at exactly 01:26 PM. It shows categorically that TRACY is over 40 years of age and in the year 2010 she would be 41. Ohh!!! I now see her desperation. To be sincere, this is far from 25 years old desperation. Your post in the year 2009 has vindicated my proof. You don't need to answer this tread anymore cos you are already a looser. Stop ranting |
2sleek2NV:[size=13pt]@ 2SLEEK2NV - Kindly explain what you mean by STARTIMES is Crap? I will really appreciate. Anyone in the house that will share his/her experience with STARTIMES. Thanks[/size] |
[size=13pt]The Religion section has been nourishing my soul spiritually tay tay. The fashion section has bought some doe into my pocket - meet some cool clients up there. Seun Osewa, I am still thinking how to compensate you - maybe i need to make a good native attire for you FREE OF CHARGE. Pls email me for more info. Generally, a source of info for me. I think I am getting addicted to Nairaland.[/size] |
[size=13pt]Can somebody sincerely tell me what"STARTIMES" has got to offer in terms of channels, clarity and sports? List of free channels and paid channels should be separated for better understanding. As per DSTV, this is a good policy at the right time to check mate not only current but also potential competitors. Nice Move once again. Thank you, [/size] |
There is something about Tracey's post that a lot of people neglected. Ok look this :- I have vowed that I will never settle for less, I will always keep dusting myself from the ground and move on if the relationship doesn’t work and this trait have been working perfectly well for me, as a results I have been single as long as I can remember, my relationships never lasted, a month is too long before I found out that my so called partner has a GF, I don’t really love him, he is not my type and so forth and without wasting time I will break up with him and find someone else, [size=15pt]coz of these reasons I decided never to jump into bed with someone without knowing what he is about, as a results I abstained for 8 years from sex,[/size] and that worked well for me too except that guys would leave coz they cant wait no more, this still was fine for me, if he cant wait for it then he is not worth I would say, I didn’t really have time for boys who doesn’t know what they wanted, who are not ambitious and have no purpose in life, I couldn’t give a damn. Bolded part --- Tracey, does that mean that you have been dating and have garnered all these experience while you were between ages 13 - 17, remember you said my relationships never lasted, a month is too long . You also said, you are 25 yrs now, minus 8 years = 17 years. My people, Tracey is not 25 years old. I am very very sure about this. I guess she is hiding her age. She should be around 35 years or more. Thats why she needs somebody so bad, she needs a baby badly. Tracey, if you aint 35 years then I am asking you to post your pictures up here for us to see and access your look. Fellow nairalanders, please read her post again and again. Verify what I have said. I know you(Tracey) will call me all sought of names but i wouldn't mind because i have just spoken my mind. |
toba:@ Toba - According to Late Kola Olawuyi, - Obee nii be'su, Atele'se ni bee'na. Eni t'oba ni kii a ma bo, ohun l'a o ni debaa. Meaning - Whoever says we wouldn't be back on the programme, would have died on our resumption. Kola Olawuyi - Orun re o hhh |
ilev4all:[quote][/quote]Sorry ohh Nelson, why not counsel her on this forum so that other people who falls into this category can also learn. Well, I hope the op understand where I am heading to. |
[size=13pt]jcross by his username, posted something interesting as regards 72 virgin for Jihadist and it baffles me. See link https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-55730.32.html It goes thus:- Sheikh Abdul Hadi Palazzi, head of the Cultural Institute of the Italian Islamic Community, and a true Islamic scholar, had this to say: "The only ridiculous thing is that someone who claims to be an 'Islamic scholar' makes public declarations which prove beyond any possible doubt that he has never read the Commentary of Ibn Kathir and 'Sunan' of Imam at-Tirmidhi, which are basic books for the knowledge of Islam. Unfortunately, this attribution of chairs to ignoramuses seems to be the rule in American Islamic Centers controlled by the fundamentalist network of the 'Muslim Brotherhood.' " According to Islam, Palazzi goes on to say, there are 72 wives for every believer who is admitted to Heaven, and not only for a martyr. The proof is a hadith which is collected by at-Tirmidhi in "Sunan" (volume IV, chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah," Chapter 21: "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven," hadith 2687). It is also quoted by Ibn Kathir in his Tafsir (Koranic Commentary) of Surah ar-Rahman (55), ayah (verse) 72: "It was mentioned by Daraj Ibn Abi Hatim, that Abu al-Haytham Abdullah Ibn Wahb narrated from Abu Sa'id al-Khudhri, who heard the Prophet Muhammad (Allah's blessings and peace be upon him) saying: 'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.' Ibn Kathir explained in 'al-Bidayah wa an-Nihayah' that al-Jabiyyah is the name of a suburb of Damascus. "That those 72 wives are virgin is proved by the ayah 74 of the same Surah: "No man or jinn has ever touched them before." [, ] I think this was extracted from the Holy Quran, sorry if I am wrong. Some Muslim scholars have debunk this notion that the issue of 72 virgins for Jihadist never existed in the Quran. Think this explain more on the issue. No argument please, just want to add to my knowledge on Islam. Peace out.[/size] |
bashy_demy:[size=14pt]Bashy, sorry i have been following all your tread. With this reply, i think you have finally surrender that:- 1. Hadith is part of Quran and, 2. 72 virgins await all suicide bombers. If your answer is YES, then I rest my case. Please, i am not for or against. No argument please. Just trying to increase my knowledge in Islam. Since Arabic is a language, i think i am free to say "Assalamallukum" [/size] |
[size=15pt]Kokorikoko korikoko mayan!!! des es de vabaration orf SF Rotesky XYZ CRICKET raise toe hyperwah 8 Il'lya du Lagoon that es to say UNIVERISTY OF LAGOS in parentices.Hat dis areanger,i wan toe fire this bembestic odule, dat es to say OL AI AM KARID TO SAMBA ALELE GBOSA by tanwingilising,fellowrising hat hevery areanger dey koro themsef, so dat 2dai go moronto come, baba eledumare shall by the way of Edward ansar, samba holy water till space shall b no more to katapot it to your bembestic emulewu. May wee orl wolk nd neva to jarm katakilism, to GOD ELEDUMARE i 1/2 seriously landed. AB Lagoon to fire me a wogged bembestic in4majaira about IL'YA DU LAGOON. All i am karid to romamce SF Jesus abada-abada 4 a bembestic reconsiliation, so dat, 2dai go moronto come, wei shall tanwingilise inn es paradise. May u wolk to nevr jam disturbance. [/size] |
pro01:[size=15pt]You have just spoken my mind, i bet you it's a gospel truth. Based on personal experience, one complements the other. 80% of the alcoholic persons womanize. Believe it or not, very few drunkards like i used to be in those days, would remember their sweet-heart, honey etc., after taken some bottles i.e from 4 bottles and beyond. They'll rather look out for "love peddlers" so as to maximize their "shayo" satisfaction - Na high level them dey call am. Ladies truth is bitter.[/size] |
I photocopy one of my brother here, [size=20pt]Ija Kumo kii rin'de osan, omo ti a bii're kii rin'de oru, [/size] INTERPRET, |
Fellow NL, I need to know, this guy is [size=18pt]TERRY WHATTTTTTTT?[/size] Wish you quick recovery and hope you learn from the experience. 'Cos if you drink and drive again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well you know the implication. Kpele, |
ikedeo:Mordern day chicks, [size=16pt]Kai, walahitalahi, they lost their value. [/size] Sincerely, not all of them, some can be very sincere, honest and very very hardworking. There are still good once out there. I'm happy I already have one right by my side. Me think, I am very lucky sha,, Ask and it shall be given,,,,,,,,,, But some men also are lazy lets face the fact, |
egu:You said it all, All days for the thieves and JUST one day for the owner, that day hennnn, u know what will happen. |
[size=16pt]NAME THEM PLS AND LET THEM FEEL THE HEAT FROM OUR KEYBOARDS. Arik, A.I.T, Glo, go on, we are listening.[/size] |
When the leader of a troupe has been fired in the battle front, every other person takes caution. Hope this will sound serious warning to other contractors. A word they say is enough for the, BRF, Carry go. Don't even bother yourself about the sycophants. Eko O ni baje ohh, Infact O baje tii ii ii iii iiii |
what abt this, Goddey Godbless ThankGod Linus |
Ayowumie:So do I Oni deserves the stoning please don't be biased about this issue. |
Our youth are so full of anger that they are incapable of any association with non-Muslims and even some of their Muslim brethren. They’re so confused about how to be Muslims and still live in a modern world. Notwithstanding the fact that they can borrow from examples of Muslim countries (especially) of South East Asia who are able to practice Islam and still live peacefully in a multi racial world. Rather, the focus of our youth have always been “you’re not Muslim enough” even though Islam as practiced in northern Nigeria is pretty much intense as it is and more comprehensive than what is practiced in some Arab countries. With such overzealous attitude, our youth unwittingly make Islam difficult for themselves and less attractive to anyone that may be interested in it. An example will make this point clear. In 628 CE, fourteen hundred Muslims led by Prophet Muhammad (SAW) left their base in Medina to perform Hajj in Mecca. Mecca was then controlled by the non-Muslims and they denied the Prophet Muhammad (SAW) and his followers access to it. This dismayed the Muslims and they wanted to fight, since Muslims had a superior army but the Prophet Muhammad’s interests were to avoid bloodshed, perform the Islamic rites and visit the city of his birth. Thus he opted to reach a diplomatic agreement with the non-Muslims of Mecca. In the ensuing treaty, Suhail bin Amir, the envoy of the Meccans objected to the reference “Muhammad the messenger of Allah” in the document and wanted it removed, because as far as they were concerned, Muhammad wasn’t a messenger of God. Ali, Prophet Muhammad’s nephew and secretary, didn’t want to remove it, because he believed doing so would be wrong. But instead of taking a position and insisting that he was a messenger and causing an impasse, the holy Prophet (P) asked Ali to show him (since he was unlettered) where the word “ messenger” was, and personally rubbed it out. The document finally read “Muhammad the son of Abdullah…” He was that flexible. The only thing Prophet Muhammad wasn’t flexible about is the worship of one God, Allah. Every other thing - including fasting and prayers - he practiced as far as the context and the situation permitted. In line with this accommodating attitude, he once lodged a Christian delegate who visited him in the mosque. However, if a single Christian steps into a mosque in northern Nigeria, those who invited him are likely to be declared infidels by our youths and a building or two are likely go up in flames. In our society a scholar who does not preach harshly and label people unbelievers by the minute does not ‘sell’. Additionally, the youth do not shout “Allahu Akbar” when a preacher talks about being good to a neighbor, or being honest in trade but immediately he labels someone an unbeliever or sentences him to hell, you’ll hear a thunderous “Allahu Akbar”. This attitude is completely against the example the Prophet set. He was so accommodating to the extent that even his enemies knew that they were safe in his presence. And he had stayed the hands of many a companion who wanted to strike to protect his honour. The earlier Muslims who came after the prophet, followed his accommodating personality. This is attested to by Dr Tilde in his epoch-making article: We are Boko Haram. “I wish we Muslims in this part of the country will adopt the attitudes of the first generation of Muslims, the sahabah and those that followed them in righteousness (may God be pleased with them all) who, in pursuit of the teaching of the Holy Prophet (SAW) opened their hearts to various forms of knowledge and technology and from all sources: Chinese, Indian, Persian, Roman, European, African, etc. They revived the writings of Aristotle and bequeathed them to medieval Europe. They partook in technological development just as any other society, leaving behind a legacy of discoveries that were ironically the foundations of the very boko we ignorantly reject. They freely associated with everyone and were so liberal that their domains served as sanctuaries even to Jews when they were twice expelled from Europe. Many of them had partnered with them [non-Muslims] in trade and war and married Christian wives. I wish we will liberate our minds and give scholarship its due regard because with ignorance as our anchor we will have little to achieve and everything to lose.” [size=16pt]This is a reasonable muslim, who for the first time in my life makes me to reason critically with his religion. If all muslim can be like the poster, i think the world will be a better place to leave. Weather, you believe it or not JESUS is coming Very Very Very soon. Shallom.[/size] I know nairalanders would ask for source of this information. This i have provided below before you rain abuses on me. Source, http://www.saharareporters.com/article/angry-muslim-youth-part-1 |
Zodiac61:@ zodiac61 [font=Comic Sans MS Unicode]Regardless of your opinion GOD remains GOD. The truth they say remains the truth even if everyone turn against it. I will encourage you to keep mum when issue like this springs up. God is a jealous God, he created Heaven and Earth. For the fact that you are alive and not dead signifies that you have a purpose to fulfil in his plan on earth. Don't be deceive GOD is real. You will have to explain how you spend you life on earth on the day of judgement. Ohh maybe you don't even believe that there is a judgement day. God help us. Haa!!! o ma se o, even the Bible records it that Ignorance will not be an excuse on that day. God have mercy on me. [/font] |
jot01:[font=Comic Sans MS Unicode]@jot01 True talk my girl. You statements reminds me of our recently award mama (Hon. Patricia Etteh - former speaker) who renovated a complete story building with 680,000million naira. Only God knows the worth of the building itself if it were to be built from the scratch. I also remember Turai Yaradua. Infact women can't hurt a fly suffice to say corrupt. Anyway, a + for the aviation minister.[/font] |
Kennyblues:Our police needs to learn how to Lie. This kinda lie makes us a laughing stock in the comity of nations. Why would a police man aim at the type of a trailer and the bullet hits the driver. Meaning that at every time the bullet hits the driver, the police man was aiming at the tire. Do you know how far the tire is to the sit of the driver? This is pathetic, seriously!! This is really bad and its detrimental to our social and economic development. I am sorry to say this, only Almighty God can forgive me because of the gravity of hatred I have for the Nigerian Police Force. Immediately,I discover someone who is a police man/woman, there is this thing within me that keeps telling me that the person is a potential killer and instantly I develop a kind of hatred for the person. Only God can help me out of this situation. I pity my country NIGERIA. |
Okukk:@greateros I don't think you have to go that far. If you are not interested in his post then [size=16pt]dont read it[/size]. I guess you are the one who is confused and frustrated based on your post and temprament. It is just a guess and please i beg of you, don't rain abuses on me. @ poster [size=14pt]Obviously, they are not just above the law but also sitting on the LAW. God help us.[/size] |
E better ohhh! Now i get hope say I no go pay this month PHCN Bill for the next 2months abiiiiiii. Make i pick phone call this guy, make e come service my gen set. At last, i go dey use my Gen every9t. The bill wey them bring 2 weeks ago, na times 2 of wetin i dey pay b4. Na with serious "epe" curse I take pay the bill. Since i don pay last week, i never get light till i leave house this morning. Thats about 13 days without electricity. God punish them if them call the strike off, ohh I dey sorry say i dey curse them again. Who beg them make them call the strike off b4 sef. I laugh tire that day wey dem announce say them call off the strike, when then No strike we get light.!!!!, Like somebody said, na GRA GRA them dey do. Them dey find there way into reckoning. Make the STRIKE no kukuma end sef, yeye people, |