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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:48pm On Aug 22, 2014
Iceskidd: Mikuz dnt pop the thread yet. My verse ain't fully ready. Been busy these past days
C'mon iceskkid,you can do it....dnt make him think you're scared of him with ur stalling and by the way....whr d 4k is this heywizzy of a sonhuh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2014
Lagunna: You should battle somebody.. U are good to go.
How about u vs giyaz? grin
Yeah its true....I'll like 2 see dat happen,giyaz should be told and mikuz notified
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 2:27pm On Aug 21, 2014
mikuz: @ Ema Prince : no wahala bro. I get your drift. So what are you saying? Should I set up a thread for you and Loonat11k then?

@ Gottoboy : Thanks bro, I see you too.

@ Cooger : Abeg leave story. You told us that the time and resource you put towards writing for Sid should not be wasted like that. Before now, you've always been on the look out for him. Why do you want to chicken out? There's no Ebola anywhere abeg. This place just need a couple battles to get back to how it was. I'm sure Siddoggg's verse is ready now. Just make sure your verse is ready for a special delivery on Friday too. Afterall Sid gave a genuine reason for being away. BTW - Where's Ibime?

@ Paul Thor : I unbanned you. Good looking out.

@Testerfuze : Your battle with Heyezzy is up next. 24 lines - start prepping your bars.

@ Giyazz : Someone else should organise it, Guykhena?

@ Loonat11k : You can pick between Thunderstorm and Ema Prince.

@ Siddoggg : The battle is holding jare. I hope your verse is almost through?


NRS REVIVAL Upcoming/ Unconfirmed battles :

Iam Vs Vicky : Road to Total Massacre I

Cooger Vs Siddoggg : Battle of the Warlords

Testerfuze Vs Heyezzy : Road To Total Massacre II

Fuckyouhard Vs Icekidd : Road To Total Massacre III

Kr0ne Vs Jon Lamar : Road To Total Massacre IV

RTM is a league serial, if you wish to get in, please get a partner and I ll sign you up.

I hope by now you all know I have added another feather to my cap as the champion of Brutal clash series? grin

oNe!
Am on it,hehehe....heads will roll,ah swear!!

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 8:22pm On Aug 20, 2014
Iceskidd: *whispering* gimme ur mail.
Send it through my profile...it'll come through to me!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:58pm On Aug 20, 2014
Iceskidd: yeah yeah. We already know ur newest member.
*whispering* and who the hell is dahhuh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 4:44pm On Aug 20, 2014
PaulThor: Mikuz.. did you unban me?... ur back as mod now?
Yeah,he's back as mod......mikuz hope say you neva 4get me oo
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 4:40pm On Aug 20, 2014
See em punks(cm punk),they sef wan make tourney/with thr tattered cloths and slippers as dem waka cum like johnny/
Newbies??..na who get bees,fumigate dem all like insects/king rhymer 4 ur village and how is dat our 4kin business/

Shallow thinkin,will always leave dis rugged brodas sinkin/quality's what we need here and quantities what y'all bringing/
Childs play,y'all berra listen 2 wat the wise say...cus on this mysterious zone? Y'all are heading 4 a wild slay/

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:40am On Aug 20, 2014
Heywhizzy: I'm also in..pair me with testerfuze
Dis dude sha wan disgrace himself sha...mikuz!! You heard him >: >:
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:30am On Aug 20, 2014
I'm goin in!!...mikuz get me on

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:21am On Aug 20, 2014
[quote author=iamaromolaeran]this is a fake account dude..you re elymax .... provide all d links elymax.
[/quote
Iamaromolaeran...you must be hallucinating,I've been a member of NL before you evn knew if a site like dis existed,you're a newbie,a very recent one....I bet if you even knw dj5naira or evilchapterz,I dnt tink so
Get ur facts right b4 judging,no hatin here elymax is statin out facts and jst like warriblood. "The truth shall set you free"


#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:24pm On Aug 19, 2014
vickybash: the mod should set it up..we go 16's
Lagunna!!!....whr @ thou?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:22pm On Aug 19, 2014
mikuz: Elymax cool it off jare. Stop arguing with bbitch niggas.

You're too big to be crossing words with non-entities na.
Hmm...word!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:03pm On Aug 19, 2014
iamaromolaeran: or a hater man lmfao and a great kiar ..tahiti used indeed ...bloody liar..provide links to all or imaginary placed u very seen them...dude or a wacky liar.. u can't be doper than me so go sleep. .or just full of lies
I said IQ lower than Tahiti FIFA ranking...how does that connect with Suarez smh or a confused liar....bring a post or link someone wrote it like I did..lower than than Tahiti FIFA ranking.. also d baba blue bring out a link days similar to mine.. hater .......lm
fao
Funny,buh elymax is jst statin out facts here..am nt an hater or sumtin buh dose tins you used hav been used previously,mostly on FB,I still remember a line dah I saw abt "baba blue" and the guy was reffering to jay z...alotta dem dude...even the wordsmith and tahiti shii.

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2014
deathstroke: c/O TEDDYBIYASI
Deathstroke abeg no rub salt 4 the innocent gal wound wey neva heal naw
Rap BattlesRe: Attention Seun: New Mod Needed by Testerfuze(m): 3:58pm On Aug 18, 2014
Airmark let himself down afterall...I mean wtf could've gone wrong

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:56pm On Aug 17, 2014
Heywhizzy: I fuse(FUZE) u with d rest of haterz/dat try to test me lyk TESTER/I'm beta dan u all d truth is bitter/buh lying aint any sweeter/

to b FRANK,u won't stil b kul,when I drop u in OCEAN/u smel wackness,I suggest u use a lotion/testerfuse,watch as I remove ur testicles/with barz lyk tentacles/that u can't avoid/cos it leaves ur IQ null and void/u dey gve me beef afta I've eaten gala,beefy,superbite nd rite/rap aint ur career..bhabha bounce to anoda syd of life/tryna diss me was a gamble/nw c aw u are left in shambles/

dis nigga won't b d0pe even wen e takes overdose of codeine/cos afta dat I'll slaughter im in d open..no coding/I divide ur body into crumbs/den u make a crunch/cos u av bin crushed/nd flushed/buh there was no1 for u to clutch/

u're an abandoned orphan/wit natin to offer/there iz natin else u can render/except u surrender
I ent moved by a word dat dis thug said...funny he's claimin drug-head/even if you mingle wit alora guys for 10 good years,you wouln't still be rugged
/
You don chop beef gala superbite and rite?,no wonder you're messing around/1 blow 7 die,I'll kill you 10 times within a round/

We "shall see"(chelsea) when I'll be given an "oscar" for causing "hazard" in a "mata" of time/a scary defensive structure eder balanta in prime/
hey! Wizzy...the only real wizzy I knw is lil wayne/rest are jst wanna-be dogs who shuda been kept in chains/

His rhymes?...shapeless,his beef?...tasteless/cnt pen a d0pe mix...I mean,who d fvck is dis fake chefhuh/
reality wise,we know ur type,/you still a toadling you neva ripe....you sure say you evn knw the difference between a long d!ck and a pipe/
i dnt tink so...you no fit grow/until you knw the difference btwn Omo baba olowo and O.B.O/ till then.....bye byeeee!!!

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:39pm On Aug 17, 2014
Heywhizzy: Dis is flow for rank/tel niggaz to stop d rants/if nt I'll burst their brain/nd render dem insane/dis niggaz aint eager/to follow d leaderz/

olubukato/aka wacko/lean on d wall lyk gecko/while I flog ur a55 hole/u jex a nit wit/a broom iz wat u knit with/I leave u trapped in a pit/let ur bi.tches sh1t/insyd,so flies can shave ur armpit/I gues u wil be hating it/

any nigga wu say to me e iz beta/can tel floyd is money may wither(mayweather)/cos IMO,I'm d best,ask niggaz frm owerri/if u doubt,u're OYO lyk u're frm ibadan/anybody wey try beef,I turn im or her to were/leavin such persin eatin dirts frm dusk to dawn/
Wit sum few whack rhymes 2 patch,he felt he's up on the qualitative/bt his sh!t is still local lyk an herbalist mix...a 4kin native
Wah were you tinkin son?...ohh you wanna join the elite too/you said you're great bt I bet no one believed you/
Hw dare you take a shot @ bukato...altho he can't flow/bt you claimin boss when you're nothing bt a django/

In here,alotta guys are ahead of you..evn yeyenat is ur granny/so much 4 the hype...claimin ronaldo when you're jst a nani/
A flop niccur who couldn't make the men united(man united)/mayhem...nw we have the crew divided/
we'on believe ur false story,we knw it jst a deciet-iish/cus you made united men divided now we have men in the city/man city.

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:38pm On Aug 17, 2014
Heywhizzy: Dis is flow for rank/tel niggaz to stop d rants/if nt I'll burst their brain/nd render dem insane/dis niggaz aint eager/to follow d leaderz/

olubukato/aka wacko/lean on d wall lyk gecko/while I flog ur a55 hole/u jex a nit wit/a broom iz wat u knit with/I leave u trapped in a pit/let ur bi.tches sh1t/insyd,so flies can shave ur armpit/I gues u wil be hating it/

any nigga wu say to me e iz beta/can tel floyd is money may wither(mayweather)/cos IMO,I'm d best,ask niggaz frm owerri/if u doubt,u're OYO lyk u're frm ibadan/anybody wey try beef,I turn im or her to were/leavin such persin eatin dirts frm dusk to dawn/
Wit sum few whack rhymes 2 patch,he felt he's up on the qualitative/bt his sh!t is still local lyk an herbalist mix...a 4kin native
Wah were you tinkin son?...ohh you wanna join the elite too/you said you're great bt I bet no one believed you/
Hw dare you take a shot @ bukato...altho he can't flow/bt you claimin boss when you're nothing bt a django/

In here,alotta guys are ahead of you..evn yeyenat is ur granny/so much 4 the hype...claimin ronaldo when you're jst a nani/
A flop niccur who couldn't make the men united(man united)/mayhem...nw we have the crew divided/
we'on believe ur false story,we knw it jst a deciet-iish/cus you made united men divided now we have men in the city/man city.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:48pm On Aug 17, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: See desert!

This section is going down the drain! Courtesy of AIRMARK!!!
Wtf has he been? huh

Mikuz, ibime, coogar we need y'all back to restore things back to normal!
And everybody that fled!

Airmark, unban fyh nd krone na, nd lets start afresh! probably a tourney would do!

Abi, you still dey vex?

Ah see em newbies cheesy. . . Yeyenatu dey form badoo for them.. Lol grin ... Nice!

Nd one more thing, MIKUZ should be restored back as mode! cool... If you with me, like this!
Seconded! #BRINGBACKOURMIKUZ#
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:40pm On Aug 17, 2014
yeyenatu: They should...me I wan see battle oo

Ksslib and olubukato oo

Wey lagunna naa? Sebi na eem be vice battle threader grin he don go drink kiakai forget eem house
And airmark....wey eem be?


YeaYeaNot
Na true keh,he don tey small wey we don see dose guys oo,airmark.krone,limerick.cooger,teddybiyasi,warriblood etc na only God knw whr dem dey sef...as 4 lagunna huh

#Rapberry
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by Testerfuze(m): 6:30pm On Aug 17, 2014
They shud also introduce Go-to-hell bundle nt only WTF bundle
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 1:53pm On Aug 17, 2014
Ksslib: Thanks
Are you still goin ahead wit d battle?...I mean against olubukato
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 1:44pm On Aug 17, 2014
Yeyenatu nd kslib pls tell'em

We flow 4 rank and nt 4 rant/words in lines 2 kill,automatic death is wat we grant/
Here ent 2go whr we hav fools displayin thr whack assets,do dat here...nd end up in a wooden casket/
Get b!tchslapped and gas out/or choke em wit takashi's technique till these idiots pass-out/
Only one gift 4rm me as a goody bag/is dumpin y'all sorry asses in a dead body bag/
No remorse,it was meant 2 happen...part of FFR's ups and down...now in town/are toads displayin thr foolery as a clown/ thinkin its right,well it might be...bt nt according 2 the rule of dis thread/all dose foolish rant and brags is none of our 4kin business/
We deal in lyricism,text rappin and brawls/we pen lyrics 2 make the novice one's drop jaws/any1 vex me and I swear he/she won't live a story 2 tell/
Once again 2 d newbies,come on board...airmark the mod.welcome 2 hell.

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 1:32pm On Aug 17, 2014
Ksslib: Shoe freak, u derailing/
stop,else i'll make ur shoe freak out/when i use hammer loosen ur knees/ to give you long legs
.. Like i'm trying to offer admission

pls sweery, dnt derail we thread/
else i'll sew u pains/
when i needle ur nipp.les with sharp objects

dnt let ur love for olu drag you down/cos if i grab my sleeves and roll-up/
i'l slay you along side him.. wife and hunsband/
tear-up ur cl.it$ and cut off his d1ck like i'm doing family planning

Bukato is a pus..sy/i bet he has tribal marks like cat whiskers/
his female's battle for him/ so i'll just end the embarrassment when i shove 3 cylinders of 'Nitrogen gas in his an.u.s' /
... Then make him a 'laughing bottom' grin
Go easy on d lady dude...learn 2 respect the other gender plsss
SportsRe: Stoke Signs Victor Moses On Loan From Chelsea by Testerfuze(m): 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2014
tuffgongjo: he is a mid table club player.
Exactly.players lyk moses,mirallas,chamberlain are mid-table club players,one of the reason why adam johnson couldn't make it at man city.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 4:58pm On Aug 15, 2014
tysonnn: lol . . .

Rebuttals aint done here or what?

Heard this place is hot...
Yeah u're right son,here is hot/cus it burns than d highest degree centigrade of the sun/in here,Hip-hop's refined,our quest undefined/they say our style is 2 hard-core and guess wah?...its undeclined/better 4 the cheddah,so pls cry me a digit/we'on tolerate whacks cus were clearly elitists/battlin toe 2 toes,its clear we ent here 4 jokes/2 mc's one mic,death is sure wit punch and blows/
Rebuttals??...why not as long as its in lines/wordsplay and metas,puns and rymes 2 punch the lines/so stick 2 the rules tysonn and you sure won't hav a problem/shun niggas who derail cus by there rantings you shall know them.
#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:04pm On Aug 14, 2014
rayopt: jeez!
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where r all vhiz guys from?
Wah do you tink abt dem...hit Or miss
Rap BattlesRe: Total Slaughter: Yeyenatu Vs Teddybiyasi by Testerfuze(m): 3:26pm On Aug 14, 2014
Nyc 1 yeyenat,reppin the west side
#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 3:15pm On Aug 14, 2014
The dullard think he's bright,sum1 pls correct him wit a red marker/faker...you aint fly lyk spiderman,jst the ibo-made peterparker.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 3:05pm On Aug 14, 2014
RapAcme: 0wk br0. . .
Actually she aint a "bro",she's a lady
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:11am On Aug 14, 2014
captainflash: grin i would lyk to see elymax vs waribl0od in a rapba2
Dat'll be a straight walk-over jhor...elymax will win with a very wide margin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:10pm On Aug 13, 2014
tysonnn: BRUTALITY!!! to this dude, condemning rapbattles!

your known to handle intro tech/
what's a school kid looking for . . in a battle unto death/
i'll send kangaroos to box ya/
and baboons to f*ck ya/
make ya death animated . . Catoons to murk ya/
you keep f*cking hoes . . . . Circumcition!/
justa get a f@g recognition/
you don't have the streght for this game . . . Like nwankwo kanu/
you'll be walloped and screwed/
with beef, . . when i attack with south and north malus/
ah 'ont know why you this fa.ggot assumed/
nd claimed that ya flood pu.ssies/
when ya could'nt afford squizing/ out #5 ta buy purewater . . . Notta talka what's juicy/
so, stop forming u're bill gate/
you flash but never sign cheques . . . Causing your illfate/
cos no one's buying ya lies . . . We broke to afford it . . cos it's f*cking lame!/
like ya f*cking dummy name/

i'm tyson, but what the f*ck's SAW? . . . . Ya daftness at peak/
it showed in your verses, ya bars are shattered and weak/
like carpenters, ya intelligence, harnessed ta sticks /
all you see is bark n braggings/
cos You still couldnt see flows . . . even when you "passed tens of sea "/ ~past tense of see~

if tha f@g tryta dare me

i'll summon cougars ta wound nd kill/
tha fool sharply/
cos it's certain they'll make SAW meal . . . like a wood factory/

if cougars fail . . . I'mma make him meet with his doom/
me! Cos i'm giving him BOOM!/
when i blow him up to thin air, till i make SAW dust . . . like pieces of woods/








then ah throw him out the thread . . . after sweeping with broom!




#mark-tyson#
Oopps....a death penalty 2 jigsawkillah

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