₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,819 members, 8,437,541 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 July 2026 at 03:30 AM

Toggle theme

Testerfuze's Posts

Nairaland ForumTesterfuze's ProfileTesterfuze's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (of 28 pages)

Music/RadioRe: Is Real Hip-hip/rap Facing Extinction In Nigeria? by Testerfuze(m): 11:28am On Jul 08, 2014
Its a simple logic,ask yourself why people prefer to read sexcapades than poems on NL....the reason why the sexuality section recieves more guest than the poetry section is why people prefer commercial rap 2 real Hip-hop. #chikena
Music/RadioRe: Is Real Hip-hip/rap Facing Extinction In Nigeria? by Testerfuze(m): 11:09am On Jul 08, 2014
MadCow1: M.I?!


The last good thing to come out of M.I was his second Mix tape.. That Nigga don fell off as well. angry

. Agreed with you jhor...the guy lost it since his second album M.I 2
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:39pm On Jul 07, 2014
JigsawKillah: wat did u say? Get me my glasses!


SAW
. 2moro's another day....you'll see!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:28pm On Jul 07, 2014
JigsawKillah: now i remember....that dull student i expelled for having -5/100 in english?


SAW
. You need schoolin doc,if you can't differentiate between a typo and a grammatical error? Then its 2 bad 4 you mehn!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:00pm On Jul 07, 2014
JigsawKillah: errrrmmmm sorry....but as Ibime said 'if ur bars cant say it, u have nothing to say!'
besides, which sch did u attend? Is ur english teacher dead?


SAW
. No,he's alive and also on NL,what was that his username sef.........*thinkin*......yes now I remember. Jigsawkillah
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:44pm On Jul 07, 2014
JigsawKillah: Ffuck Mikuz.....Ibime remains King even at retirement!


SAW
. You must have been dreamin joe....wake up!! This thread is not a place whr we titles,we freestyle jst 4 the fun of it gerrit??
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:21pm On Jul 07, 2014
coogar: i get nothing out of it if i give him another shot. look at his weak prewritten verses he's been directing my way compared to the 9 lines i freestyled?

there's a difference between my penmanship & the filler-ridden gibberish kim calls verses. he's never landed a quality haymaker in more than 5,000 bars he's written in his entire career. this is why he loses battles.

mik is a better writer than siddoggg & theprekky but they are better battle-rappers. fillers don't win battles, punchlines & bars do. the audience want to read what would make them scream OMG!!! not nonsense fillers that have no replay value.

mikuz needs lessons on how to win
. Well said...then teach him!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:09pm On Jul 07, 2014
coogar: if you missed the showdown last month then there's no guarantee you will make heaven. it was the most one sided battle ever. mikuz got punched so bad, he saw his period the next day.
. As far as am concerned that battle never existed,tanks 2 the crash...nw he's callin you out and why ducking,be a man and give-in to him,you claim the battle was the most one-sided right? Then I guess it must have been easy 4 you so why scared now...face the beast and stop chicken out!
EducationRe: 13-year-old Adegboyega Emerges Cowbell Mathematics Champion by Testerfuze(m): 1:27pm On Jul 07, 2014
ayomidearo: tribalised aw/?? undecidedtribalised aw/??
. Didn't you see all the winners of the award wete yorubas?? The igbos. Will soon be here......jst wait and seee!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 1:18pm On Jul 07, 2014
Iampartyboi: LOL to u i guess
. Yeah 2 me...everyone's entitled 2 his/her own thought right?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Cultism:who Is To Be Blamed? by Testerfuze(m): 1:12pm On Jul 07, 2014
The pyrates wasn't establish 2 cause violent or harrass in anyway but to tackle tribalism back then,the criteria 4 which they use in recruitin members which included that the member must be very sound academically is one of the major reasons why other groups were formed....this new members wanted 2 be a part of the pyrate movement but find it hard 2 meet up wit thr criteria and 4rm there we knw the rest is history....not only soyinka should be blamed 4 this mess but also the agents of socialization which has failed immensely in doing its job properly. A yoruba adage says "lati kekere latin peka iroko,toba dagba apa o nile kaa" Meaning: you can only kill an iroko tree when its still very young but once it grows up,it'll be hard 2 bring down such a tree. The debate shouldn't be who to blame anymore but how to eradicate cultism which I think can be tackled in some of this ways. 1. Proper upbringing. 2.youth empowerment: idleness is also one of the major factor why youths join cult groups. 3.High security measures in higher institutions. 4.institutions should have strict rules in place 4 students who can't meet up to there standard. 5.Agents such as churches also have work to do. #my 5 cent
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:47pm On Jul 07, 2014
yeyenatu: Hhmmmmm

Nice! @limerick
. I've always known limerick to be something sorta special,especially krone...mehn I like the guy,he's totally different 4rm the others,he kip tins simple and short,he doesn't stretch a lot,doesn't brag the list goes on mehn,2 me the guy's the best on NL....yeah mikuz is also a gud mc.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:09pm On Jul 06, 2014
Iceskidd: me's disappointed at me-self. Me've gone wacker. And d thread which i once ruled grin [2 LINES TO DISS THE PERSON ABOVE YOU] is dead. tongue
. That thread seriously needs help mehn....and it better be fast
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:22pm On Jul 06, 2014
mikuz: .
.
.

Like Ibime rightly pointed out . .
Cooger aint got the answer to give/ he lacks the stamina to spar and compete/ he ll dash to the creek/ when I start packing the heat/
So I'ma keep it candid and brief/ with this radical snitch . .
. . that he best stay back and retreat/
Cos he doesn't need to be told . . that a rematch battle with Mik
. . will subject him . . to a massive defeat!/
I walk the walk, nigga I let my stamina speak/ with raps that put his fans on they feet/
But this pathetic thief/ . . who's known to only talk the talk . . should disembark and exit/
claiming a cannibal beast/ . . But rather than spitting lines on here for his fellow ffags to believe/
Hes using FFR as a platform to chit-chat and decieve!/

You get bamboozled with diss/
lying that ya raps are ruling the streets/
. . when you lack the talent to spit sick in FFR . . cos you clueless with frees/
And you 'll find that he bit mosta his lines . . if you google his scripts!!
Raving lunatic . . hes losing it please!
I leave Cooger in peace/ with nukes I dismiss/
While his weak aims at best . . are 'shooting the breeze'!/

I'm in a hotel room with his niece . .
I bet ya wife too ll give me some bbooby to squeeze/
I don't care if she's fat or she got a bbooty thats slim/
. . cos for long . . my ddick has been "going through thick and thin"!/

How can anyone be proud of this twerp?/
I'ma keep pounding the whelp/ till his head's plucked out from his neck/
You got nothing palatable for the crowd to digest/
No wonder you lack a single verse thats profound in the thread . .
. . So I might as well write you a terrible balance sheet . . since . . you ll never make a good account of ya self!/

I'm hailed in every block from the south to the west/
I ll make Cooger tire and flee/
I got the skills to put my mind in a free/ for this liar to see/ but he needs to apologise to his gee/
. . cos the last time he tried to put his mind in a free . . he got slapped for biting Jay Z!!/

Cooger is known for his blabbing/
I'm never moved by all the nonsense hes capping/
I pity peeps who've developed love for his rapping/
. . cos he lacks the talent to put HIS MIND IN A FREE . . that's why he always resort to chit chatting!/

I don't know why this man is suddenly . . /
. . claiming 'Prince of Persia' after he matched me luckily . . /
But I can bet hes a one hit wonder . . cos he can't regorgitate those kinda raps he brought to me/
. . Our rematch would be like Crouch tryna clash with Kompany . . . /
Cos what you brings to the fans is puppetry . .
Suspicious accounts everywhere . . you got so many wacks covering ya sshit . . Cooger should be named after a napkin company!/
. Meeeehnn! Kim ent smilin @ all....no 4kin messi(mercy)....d guy jst dey cause hazard
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 11:04pm On Jul 05, 2014
Man U̶̲̥̅̊ were once goliath bt then came david(moyes)/dis thread was once on fire but here comes iceskid.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2014
Iceskidd: lmao. I deceided to give him a stupid answer for a stupid question
. Lol....perfect
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 10:53pm On Jul 05, 2014
Whr are all dis ghosts comin 4rm 4 God sake....the crash really affected this thread a lot,truth be told.
SportsRe: Mikel Kicked Against Ramon Azeez Substitution by Testerfuze(m): 9:44pm On Jul 05, 2014
Wat more can I say? Bad team. Poor bench. Bad players. A coach who doesn't knw wats bst 4 d team. And you expect nigeria 2 win the world cuphuh....Hell noo! Its like asking blackburn to win the champions league Gerrit?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:49am On Jul 04, 2014
Limerick: Any time u ready. But getting a thread from Mikuz? Lol oga no vex, but u go grow metu ..... You dan forget say we blast am... And hes still recovering from the shock. So carrying us for Hin head no dey unusual at all cheesy

Ma go attend to my Customers for now. See ya later.
. Attendin 2 customers @ dis tym of the nighthuh...I dey fear you oo
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:47am On Jul 04, 2014
vickybash: u shouldnt quote or reply every post.any drug head will easily decipher the puns in my verse
. Easy ladybird....d fact is,I wasn't even talking 2 you.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:14pm On Jul 03, 2014
ckushy: the firmness..buh u? even as my clone,u
cnt prove 'abreast' of vicky cuz ur booobs
have fallen zigzag..like my nanny's 'teeths!!
..//// teethshuh
. I tink she was tryin 2 write "T!TS"
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 2:44pm On Jul 03, 2014
#Quickie!! Read alotta lines and I laugh hard @ funny shits,bobby wits/...tryin 2 do "notice-me" wit thr funny tweets/how will naija be berrahuh Wen all we hav are sick gees/callin themselves gurus,thr best written can't evn beat my quick frees/its a shame...Hip-hop has lost its real name 2 whack goons...claiming vets,thereby joining up wit rap commandos platoon/its no joke...lyricism's bout 2 be spoilt by this slow-pokes/no cred...yet gathering more attentions than a Goal vote/lyricists should be worshipped,praised and celebrated/cos we above the ground level...we sorta elevated/so y'all claimin fly??...Lol 2 ur dirty flows/the last time you "flied" was robben's "skydived" against mexico/real definition of fakeness/you can't evn be "fly" lyk my friend "udeme" in guiness's advertisement bout reachin 4 Greatness/its a Quickie y'all and guess its time I drop the pen/triple R real recognise real were 10/10 lyk ben (10)/ #Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:10am On Jul 01, 2014
Woow!!...its gr8 2 be bk on NL,buh hiro Nakamura don visit dis place,if not why d sudden change in timehuh
CultureRe: Which Is The Easiest Nigerian Language To Learn? by Testerfuze(m): 11:06pm On Jan 04, 2014
Maybe yoruba....dats why u hav films like mard,sholay,toofan,terminator,evil cut translated in yoruba.....why nt igbohuh?
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 11:53am On Dec 18, 2013
D@ tout @ roundabout is about 2 show you a rout/i ent gonna choke u,jst words-play...give you a cloudy clout/tinkin he was a soldier bt he's jst a lousy scout/choke me wit arsenal technique??/ well i am unique/let see hw ur arsenal shit is gonna survive a champion lyk me....bayern munich.
RomanceRe: She Played Hard To Get, It Failed, Now She Wants Him by Testerfuze(m): 2:20pm On Dec 16, 2013
Bawoni eleyi she din owo garri ku loja lipsrsealed
Bawoni eleyi she din owo garri ku loja
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 11:47am On Dec 15, 2013
Li2 dj must hav lost his balls cus he's gat none/drop d mic,go suck a dick nd act a soft porn/u tink dis dis is a rap ba2? Well i concur/ok,whr is ur 4kin badge?tel me whr is ur gun?/given a golden chance bt always failed 2 impress/5naira's jst anoda example of a punk in a black soviet dress.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 9:19pm On Dec 13, 2013
I laugh hard at opus,wat an insane note?/always on d watch 4 names...cus dats all 5naira quotes/tiny li2 creature,..'Jst anoda baby boss,/why would i "rap"(wrap) you in a jacket wen a♍ puttin on a coat.
RomanceRe: What Physical Appearance Turns You Off A Partner? by Testerfuze(m): 9:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
mmbs: SPAMMERS. See free food o.

And this jan8 "boy" don see xmas maga.
I tel u brah, dah guy must taste henessey wit "his" niggas dis season,talkin bout jan8.....courtesy (fergiiwatever)
RomanceRe: What Physical Appearance Turns You Off A Partner? by Testerfuze(m): 8:56pm On Dec 13, 2013
1.)High shoulder pad-when a lady has a very broad
shoulder like dat of john cena
2.)Heavy tribal marks
3.)Banky W kinda head
4.)Nd lastly big abdomen.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 5:51pm On Dec 12, 2013
Mr justin slayer, we tired of ur sing-song/quit hip-hop/u tink u're lyrically beasting bt u barely got a symptom/nd by d time ur game is up?,...death wil evn be a life-line/cus i neva knew fools like you stil existed here on nairaland.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Steaua Bucharest- UCL (1 - 0) On 11th December 2013 by Testerfuze(m): 7:34pm On Dec 11, 2013
Waziri Family: Wht is dis man saying, wich Lukaku...... huh Wht is dis man saying, wich Lukaku......

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (of 28 pages)