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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:35am On Aug 13, 2014
teddybiyasi: physically you'll be trashed, text brawl you can't come close in winning a crit, you told him to go suck a ddick aint your fault tho ain't your fault but seriously watch out cause head might be served for dinner
One good tin abt yeyenatu is dat she doesn't brag and 2 me seems 2 be quite berra dan you...no offense,jst my tot
Nairaland GeneralRe: 21 Death-defying Photos That Will Make Your Heart Skip A Beat! by Testerfuze(m): 9:44am On Aug 13, 2014
I swear my heart actually skipped abit lookin @ some of dis photos
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2014
Iceskidd: Before it was
SOUL LOW MORE[SOLOMON]
NICK KILL[NICKY]
ELLE DO MARRY[ELEDUMARE]
Now its
I D ASK[ADDIDAS]
SHOE[YOU]
SLEEP PAZ[SLIPPERZ]
DONE UP[DUNLOP]
this is why i try not to do wordplays.
No offence to niggas tho
#JustSayinTho
Why forcin wordsplay 4 God sake! Its called words-"play" and nt word-fight 2 play
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2014
Iceskidd: Before it was
SOUL LOW MORE[SOLOMON]
NICK KILL[NICKY]
ELLE DO MARRY[ELEDUMARE]
Now its
I D ASK[ADDIDAS]
SHOE[YOU]
SLEEP PAZ[SLIPPERZ]
DONE UP[DUNLOP]
this is why i try not to do wordplays.
No offence to niggas tho
#JustSayinTho
I hate dis forced wordsplay too,why forcin sumtin you knw you can't do,if you can't wordplay then drop it and move on2 sumtin else...leave unto ceasar wht ceasers.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:54pm On Aug 12, 2014
Roof raised,goof praised,gat our chins on guide whenever we see a boot raised/
The shy type,smokin on the dry pipe...spend the last penny on ye jst 2 watch the pied pipe/
The psyche protectorate,thr's no need 2 decipher/success driven,lyricist convict an Hip-hop lifer/
Songs of sorrow/is life truly hollow...a nigga ridin solo/drake was right about the motto,I can remember YOLO/
You only live once,life is too short 2 be wayward/A confirmation was belgium blastin 2 shots past tim howard/Lights out,end of the american dream.....welcome 2 life on the mainstream/
Where thug rules,cock bulls/you only survive the scare if u're a george in this jungle/
Check the neck,check the wrist/bloodmoney...momma next on the list/evn papa ent safe so are kids on the streets/
This is wing play and in here??mehn its so hard to decide/this is hell geezers!...this is where the evil ones reside/
Jury messed up,the only georges left fled 2 the jungle/raising thr candles...prayin 4 dey knw wat niggas gun do/
follow follow like J,K,/if violence was academic then we'll grade A/cus the only lessons we listen to are the sound of AK's/

Here ent safe,if you hav 2 walk at all you gotta keep ur head low/my strongest point though,is taking 2 the mic krone/and spit a mad flow,to retard hoes/place a curse on y'all like a sad ghost/
The end of FFR is a story most of us here won't live 2 tell/to the newbies...airmark is the mod,come on board,welcome 2 hell. #Rapberry
PoliticsRe: Heavy Fighting As Troops Engage Boko Haram In Gwoza - Many Soldiers Died... by Testerfuze(m): 5:03pm On Aug 12, 2014
Why must it always be a bad news on d frontpage all the time,dis is becomin a trend and its annoying!!!
FamilyRe: Perfectly Timed Disaster Photos by Testerfuze(m): 3:17pm On Aug 11, 2014
Dat bull stuff is the funniest,Lol....sooo funny:-)
PoliticsRe: Obama Leaves Nigeria Out Of $110m Peacekeeping Fund by Testerfuze(m): 3:07pm On Aug 11, 2014
Of what use is this fund when we all know it'll surely go missing as they'll claim @ the end of the day....imagine how millions of money go missing every year like its a pin!!! C'mon we ent fools no more
Music/RadioRe: Olamide May Spend 10years In Jail by Testerfuze(m): 4:31pm On Aug 09, 2014
Wit a couple paper wad involved,I think thr jst go let this pass...they aint gat nuttin on him.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Testerfuze(m): 12:48am On Jul 18, 2014
Shaky rusty bars,the kiddo pens weakly/its affirmative the "JET" cnt fly,why??...cus he's jst anoda weak "Li".
Rap BattlesRe: \**/ Fire Fight II: Ckushy Vs Fuckyouhard \**/ by Testerfuze(m): 7:00pm On Jul 16, 2014
Mehn dis isn't a battle...its a slaughter!!!
RomanceRe: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by Testerfuze(m): 11:47pm On Jul 15, 2014
If she's funny and quite playful jst like me
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military Uncooperative, Slow To Learn –US by Testerfuze(m): 9:08am On Jul 14, 2014
Naija military wey be say na aboki plenty pass 4 thr,tell me wetin dey sabi apart 4rm the word "Go"....pple who are evn sayin western education is a sin thereby condemning it,I expect notin less jhor.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2014
Smh...still the same old cat and mouse story
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:03am On Jul 13, 2014
bharkarh: aww! Not into rap tinz tho...jux felt like trying up sumfin. Rap is not my way then.
. Its ok...you can kip tryin tho
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 3:10pm On Jul 12, 2014
bharkarh: B-H-A R K-A-R-H
My rivals are fake
So I eat 'em up like a cake
Nairalanders wanna test now,see am like an icing
Everytime fans keep saying that am rising
Haters wanna mock me now and they said av got no flow
My Lord God surprise 'em when I started making doe
There faces filled with embarrassment mine look so glow
Oh-oh they really wanna fight me with an hoe
Guess what? I told 'em to shut-up and cheer up
Why dey acting crazy why dey doing like a dope
Am jux the fire they can't stand beside to cope. #gbam
Shey I try small?
. No you didn't >: >:
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2014
Proven times and over,no regrets on the spotlight/
Lost in translation,no street cred plus the stage fright/
sold thr birthrights,indepth analysis and insight/despite flows,experts show dat we are been tied/ fvck the world,now lemme speak 4 dis
Opinions are like babies,raised in heart of we beings/if they truly count, wats the need 2 soliloquies/before history,events myt hav been prophecised/predicted...altho alotta tins might come belated/the image we potrait and the way our lives are painted/
Thunderstorm!!.../Hip-hop gone,lyricism dead and we picked up guns/hitherto,bygones hav never been buy guns,@least 2 the do or the die ones/
2 me and myself??c'mon...we past that/fast tracked/my life as a gangster...was backstabbed/betrayed...outcasted and left in the cold/derailed...outdone and left 2 be stoned/
buh am stronger than the waves,its a proven fact/life is a game 2 tester...old nokia space impact/the kinda folks around,the human space impact/its one shot with no rebound,gat my calculations intact/
Infact,no love lost 4 a lost dawg/with that,no respect paid to a "just" thug/who's known 2 always duck/2 a lyricism showcase or a rap brawl/
Sons of david,loosers(luizes) be claimin ronaldo,when its clear they can't ball(david luizes)/the lost begotten sons of the dark world/
I'm a space doctor/specialist in treating Bleep-ups/unarmed but in my beast mode activation??..then I could beat all 4 cops/without been locked up/and @ the end of the day,am still gonna celebrate my victory wit'em weaklings @ mama ejiro's sepe joint..let's drink a toast of full 4 cups.

#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:09pm On Jul 11, 2014
Wow!!...impressive 4rm dis thread.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Girl Born Without A Face by Testerfuze(m): 10:11am On Jul 11, 2014
Wtf?? is this?? shocked shocked shocked
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:06pm On Jul 10, 2014
Iceskidd: sosiq/
you's a broke b¡tch/
you wouldn't get paper, even if u sold ur whole clique/
that includes tiyazman, ya'll are wacktards/
you bastard/
You's a püssy, get a dick and fück yourself/
and if u looking for condoms, after banging ur sis, i left some on the shelf
. Oopps lipsrsealed
Iceskidd: sosiq/
you's a broke b¡tch/
you wouldn't get paper, even if u sold ur whole clique/
that includes tiyazman, ya'll are wacktards/
you bastard/
You's a püssy, get a dick and fück yourself/
and if u looking for condoms, after banging ur sis, i left some on the shelf
. Oopps
EducationRe: July 10 1999 Massacre In Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-ife by Testerfuze(m): 12:56pm On Jul 10, 2014
I dnt like this,its so sad afterall...R.I.P soldiers you will 4eva remain in our heart
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:07pm On Jul 10, 2014
Renzo33: Where SAWhuh Who the create thread for me and that dude undecided
. Since mikuz is unreachable 4 now why don't you ask Guykhena 2 do it
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:32am On Jul 10, 2014
ShadySlim: puC grin

cooger ended your career grin
. Dnt be so sure abt that
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:19pm On Jul 09, 2014
cryShowdown! embarassedShowdown!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 5:22pm On Jul 09, 2014
PaulThor: Mikuz and coogar, i fink its ok.... U guys hve argued more dan expected and its tym to end it... Am new in here, getting to know all da mikuz and co but remember if mikuz is liked or so.. He must hve other qualities other dan just his rymes... Infulencial people might not always be heavily dope but dey make things happen and may even command more respect dan d dopes in question... coogar beat mikuz and mikuz accepted and dat is maturity... In life, any is beatable, da mighty spain and brazil are dia for us to learn from.. Bolt beaten by tyson, tyson beaten by hollyfield, nadal beaten by murray, djokovich beaten by nadal.. As long as dia is sports, dia are winners and losers and in accepting such is majurity...

Yes mikuz banned me and da other members of da PHOENIX Order reasons best known to him.. But do i hold dat against him?? not any more.. Its mere childish to overeack wen u cease to understand dese things are for fun, just hobbies... At times we become too powerful we begin to attract uneeded opposition...

Cooger, i fink u hve made your point but stretching it is dangerous to dis realm.... Too much trolls destroyed fb... Dope heads refused to drop and newbies had no one to learn from.. Some powerful groups became deserts....

Hiphop is a hobby, writing lines is fun... For dese, lets end da diss... Yes some may believe mikuz, ibime, thunderstom n co are wacks... But truth is dat dese names stand as inspirations dat keep dese realm going cos in everything dropped.. people learn n improve on dia own skills....
. Wise words 4rm a wise gee...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 2:56pm On Jul 09, 2014
fuckyouhard: and mikuz was like 'i've won 50 battles but coogar can only boast of beating me'
and coogar replied 'if mikuz has won 50 battles & coogar beats mikuz in a land slide victory, what does that make coogar?'

now, takin m for mikuz and c for coogar, answer this question
if c1 = m50
then c50 = 2,500
c50 = m2500

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
twas like germany against brazil/ the harm was great and big/
kinda match that'll get neymar killed/ or get his spanish papers seized//

i knew kim was never a killer/ he tricks kids with generic fillers/
kids like krone and limerick niggers// embarassed lipsrsealed
. Krone and limerick kidshuh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 8:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
Slenderman: I made a request for a battle nobody ans me,is dis how u do tins here?
. No this is not how we do tins its jst that the house as you can see is in a state of chaos,come back wen tins are settled
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 2:59pm On Jul 08, 2014
airmark: You no well. Your last verse was 'zuniga'ed' by ibime's. So i rather pay ibime.
. I swear,ibime's last verse was the shii!!!

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