₦airaland Forum

MhizTessy:
Nahh, i dont think its you.
His name begins with letter A, the last time I saw him was Year 2001. I know its not you

hehe....her name starts with S, but you know when you're ready for therapeutic sexual healing, we can help each other ......in the words of late king of pop Michael Jackson "just call my name, I'll be there."

Legitbaba:
In Don Jazzy's voice... *Egbon Keyamo.. if u want Tompolo.. Go and Arrest him*

In my voice....don't quote me just for a senseless comment.

honeric01:
How do you mean?

Who told you yours is peculiar?

Were you penetrated? Infact have you been penetrated by anything before not just a ddick? If yes, then you're no virgin..

what a load of crap.....virginity has to do with sex. loosing one's hymen in a non sexual context, means the individual is still a virgin.

MhizTessy:
Lollll
I see....

what do you think, I think we should get together and do this properly and get the job done this time
but really I've never told anyone before about this (weird writing about it now) maybe this was just a common occurrence back in the day.

[quote author=MhizTessy post=41964228][/quote]I think I'm the one that deflowered you, our stories are similar

waternogetemeny:
My bros no be fight, no take grammar kill me, go sew camouflage enter creek, no be for mouth. Seeing is believeing, i no need verbal convincing.

I would if I was a soldier in the Nigerian Military, but I'm not and last time I checked there are more than enough men to carry out the task. You unpatriotic self sabotaging citizen. Get yourself checked for Bipolar disorder, same goes for others like you. no hard feelings

waternogetemeny:
I nominate Keyamo to enter creek go arrest Government.


Keyamo go lead first, police and army go follow for back. Abi Police and Army no be persin papa?

you don't make sense, a police is paid to do the Job as well a soldier. If he fails to appear, that's a charge for refusing to appear before the court, now the government can go after him.

I'm tired of idiots getting hard-on from playing the devils advocate. he will be fished out, only if he isn't in Nigeria anymore, twats supporting a fraudulent bastard because Buhari is president.

oglalasioux:
Good response. I'll answer the question in your last paragraph. It's definitely not the god of the bible and Koran.

sure thing, share, willing to learn. you're not a deist are you

oglalasioux:
The OP's observation is a pathetic one. This can only happen among black people. But he still made a remark I feel he should correct. He asked if they don't read their bible or chose to be gullible. Is it not the same bible that started the whole shit of a benevolent vengeful god? A god who choses whom to bless. A god who choses who will die in an accident and who will survive. A god who made an adulterer and murderer like David a man after his heart. A god the Israelites claim gives them permission to commit genocide. That's what the pastors and terrorists are harping on. Don't blame them. Someone in the person of Moses started the lies. When we throw away religion, we'll begin to reap the fruits of this universe made by the Almighty God.

while you think those people are gullible, you are pretty much the same but on the other spectrum. God doesn't choose when you die in most cases, thinking you're invincible and going over the speed limit and dying in a crash is your own damn fault, or nature just following it's course like it is meant to, or just pure bad luck.

Yes God is a benevolent, a understanding, loving God and he is also a consuming fire. His universe, his rules if you can't play by his rules he won't force you into heaven, meaning you get what you've been asking for all along an eternity separate from God. Yes, David was a murder and an adulterer, but he repented, you my friend, while you might not have killed, you aren't so much better off.

and it's interesting to you think the universe is created by a God, I wonder what God it is?

Maxi112:
weda u like it or not kwara state belong to nupe... Yoruba should stay clear or what happen to Abiola will still happen again.... Is not a treat Is a promise.... "yorubas are not threat" nupa people will kill them and compensate them with VP

The fact that you said Kwara belongs to Nupes and that Abiola (one person) equates tens of millions of people is idiotic.....and you're only trying to see if you can incite anger and folly.....nice try but you failed. Better luck next time.

fearNORTH:
Who still takes these online western warriors serious.

I stopped attaching any importance to them after IPOB matched the nook and crannies of Lagos without anyone intercepting them.

All they can do is to shout on top of their cracked voices like lilkesh

if they had, you will here crying like an overgrown toddler, so spare us that nonsense. I'm sure you are on the idiots lamenting how Ipob youths have the constitutional right to protest peacefully, so stop trying to act as if you guys went into Lagos to blow shitt up. But you know you have the right to your opinion.

Maxi112:
who told u that kwara belong to u..... "u are joking" cause we r not going to leave even a half plot of land for u people

lmaoo the plot of land you put there abi? you call him a joker, well laugh cuz that joke will finish you when the time comes. I think the Nupe people know their boundries, they wouldn't want the annexation of their land to happen. but then again you are mostly likely not a Kwaran, so there's no need for this banter.

musicwriter:
The question the OP raised was for people in school who prefer speaking Pidgin to English. Something he/she thought was for uneducated people, and I wanted to let him/her know that's not the case.

Anybody bred, schooled and brought up in Nigeria that cannot speak Pidgin is not very educated. Education does not necessarily mean everything you learn in school. Learning happen on the street everyday.

If you're not aware of French influence on English, and you're not accepting facts presented you, there's no need my further explanation on that.

I do not deny the fact that french had some influence on English, but the reverse is also the case with french words with English origin.....and the evolution of modern English isn't exactly like pidgin English.

musicwriter:
Pidgin is the broadest language spoken in Nigeria. True or false?.

It's an irony how someone who grew up and schooled in Nigeria can't speak Pidgin, yet he/she is shameless enough to call those that do uneducated.

You don't know anything about the evolution of English language, so stop talking what you don't know. I even included a short video clip that shows how Greek, French, German, Spanish, Latin, Greek, influenced English language, and you're still talking.

Many French words are still in the English dictionary today. Words like; important, dejavu, rendezvous, force, restaurant. The list is endless.

yes if you went to a good school in Nigeria and can't speak English properly without stalling on every sentence, you're a failure. if pidgin is the only thing you can speak that comes close to the English language it is more than likely you never obtained a substantial diploma, and it is the simple truth, in the Nigeria of today, students are taught in English language period.

you went off at tangent to what the op was talking about. it is not a matter of evolution of Language, but why in a country that proclaims English as it's official language have trouble speaking the damn language. And I'm very aware of the history behind the English language, with colonization of Britain by Romans, the invasion by the Danes and Norse (vikings) after the settling of the angles, jute and Saxons and later on by Normans from France. English was already in existence it didn't sprawl out of french and German like your claiming, and still is for the most part a distinct language of its own, with it's writing system immensely different from french, Spanish, Italian and even modern German.

musicwriter:
@OP.

Pidgin is not for those who didn't go to school and need to communicate. Everybody unless fools speak pidgin in Nigeria. Former president Obasanjo speaks pidgin fluently, Patrick Obiahgbon speaks pidgin fluently, Adams Oshiohmole speaks pidgin fluently, pastor Chris Okotie speaks pidgin fluently, pastor Enoch Adeboye speaks pidgin fluently. This is to name a few. And all these people are more educated than you.

Do you know English language itself is a broken French and German?. English only became an official language in Britain in 1362. Before this it was a creole language like Pidgin is today!.

Pidgin is a creole language that "evolved" from our contact with English people. Just like English language itself evolved as a creole language from French and German.

Pidgin English is the only thing Nigeria benefited from Britain, and should be made our national language like the British did in 1362, cause Pidgin is the only universal language we have in Nigeria.

The challenge to Africa today is how to get people like you to understand you're actually not educated, and that those who can switch between English and Pidgin are.

You're a total disgrace to educated people!. Western education has fooled YOU!.

calling him uneducated or a disgrace doesn't change the fact that, Pidgin is a lazy and dumb down version of the English Language.
English has changed over the millennials of course, through invasion and all.....English (even though now borrows from the french and Latin) German and Dutch all belong to the Germanic language group. The French (you claim English came from - false by the way) came from Latin, together with Spanish, Italian, Romanian and Portuguese. these Languages fall under the romantic language group which English isn't part of.

also why you pride in Pidgin English, it might interest you that, it is spoken differently across Nigeria. there's no standardized written form of the Language, and It'll shock you it is not spoken everywhere in Nigeria.
A better comparison of English today would be Yoruba adopting English word into the language due to Nigeria's colonization by Britain.

claremont:
I miss speaking pidgin, haven't spoken it for ages. Pidgin language is a part of our national identity, the same way Patua is a part of the national identity of people from the Caribbean. The average educated Nigerian speaks better English than the whites, most of these whites don't even go to school. So we have a situation whereby someone born and raised in Nigeria speaks and writes better than the average Englishman born and raised in England.

that is false. There's conversational English and there's written English. there are whites who studied Yoruba language in the University in the US and Nigeria. they can read and write the language but when it comes to conversational aspect they fall short because they don't know the slangs and innuendos of the language. the same way you can tell an Igbo person speaking yoruba, it's the same way a native speaker of the English language can spot a foreign speaker. An igbo person with an accent can't speak better Yoruba than a Yoruba born speaker....why because the yoruba person can tell the difference between tonal words like (Aya -wife, Aya- chest, A ya - we changed direction) that the foreign speaker can't.

Chukazu:
and what do you say of Caribbean nations,especially Jamaica?

Lol if a typical Jamaican start talking to you, you won't understand jack. Of course there's mainstream English used on the news and in other official places but doesn't represent the whole Jamaican population. same goes for other Caribbean nations. They all speak broken English for the most part.

Milo30:
With reference to the '*' section, is replacing 'T' with 'D' not against the language rules? Don't hausa people replace 'P' with 'F' for the same reason?

D and T are pairs when it comes to sound, where B is the voiced and the T is the unvoiced

the voiced version of P is B not F.........For F it'll be V, so Hausa replacing P with F is bad English. When Chinese and Igbo people replace R with L, it is bad English because it strays away from the rules of the language.

not only American use the soft D sound, but British people do as well depending how fast they're speaking, so do Canadians who pretty much sound American, Australians do to. In fact, the cockney accent from London usually omits their Ts, for example Wa-T-er becomes Wa-H-er.

the problem with English speaking in Nigeria starts with the mentality that English is too complicated for little kids (which is obviously not true) so they dumb down the language.

Chukazu:
I totally disagree with your statement that Indians an Americans speak perfect English. there's no English speaking nation that speaks "perfect "English in its "perfection "
they all have their own indigenous form of speaking. the reason we have "American(not just about accent, even in meaning) English, Australian English, Canadian English, even the Irish have their's, so why can't we have Nigerian English?

read my post again.....I said a Nigerian speaking is pretty much similar to an Indian speaking English.........wasn't Indian colonized by Britain as well? Pakistan was also colonized by England, and they don't speak good English. what make those country you mentioned different, is that those countries especially America, Canada and Australia and even the white population of South Africa are for the most part descendants of the English people. Ireland is in close proximity of England, so is wales and Scotland, they were raided and conquered by England, but they still have their own indigenous Celtic language. but their history has allowed for cultural diffusion.

people in Nigeria most of the time first learn in their native language which sort of affects their fluency in the English language. this is a fact

Chukazu:
It's totally wrong for you to compare Nigeria with Japan and China, those are homogeneous societies with one culture, one language, one nation, one destiny, can you say the same of nigeria, 250 ethnic groups and diverse languages? how do you relate to those whose language you don't understand?

we are essentially saying the same thing. I was responding to a poster who doesn't think Nigerians should continue using the English language and in the same breath advocated for pidgin English, while comparing Nigeria to Japan and China.

Milo30:
Nope. I disagree. 'White' Americans use "wanna" and "gonna" a lot. Their slangs have also become legit words as well. I believe languages are tools people use in communication. You don't use a scissors where a hammer is required.

gonna and wanna are speaking contractions, which sometimes are used in informal writing, stories to convey a message to the reader. American English is Standard.....what makes AME different from BRE, is the spelling of some words, where stress in placed in words, replacement of T with a form soft D, and the pronounced emphasis on R.

Many Nigerians, adults can't go through a sentence without committing some form of blunder....unfortunately the little kids learn these, thinking it is the proper way to speak.

Etizz:
OP go to Russia, Japan, China and other big developed countries and tell me what they speak in their country......


Do u think we are supposed be speaking English in naija?? Why would u think who speak pidgin is not responsible enough...


Do u know if a student teach me with pidgin (tutorials), I understand more Dan a teacher who teach with English?

Mehn pidgin as u see it is our language and accepted very well.......

Just add more language to yourself for your own benefit..

It is mediocrity. Pidgin is not a native Language is it? China or Japan don't have numerous cultures within their borders do they? If you can't understand English it is OK, just don't use it to justify speaking pidgin ( the broken form of the language). It shows laziness and mediocrity especially if you went to school in a country like Nigeria.

Atmmachine:
You're very wrong for this.
I'm very confident about my spoken English, i live in America and i see Nigerian University girls as being unable to speak good English.

I got some Nigerian girls phone numbers, They speak polished Queens English, i was Amazed, even them girls that grew up and spent all the lives in the village, They speak good English with no accent.
They were the ones asking me why i still habve the Igbo accent after spending many years in America.

Don't try to tarnish the images of my Naija guys.
You think Americans speak good English ??
You will hear them say "Where is you going" "Is you mad ??" I could of done my home work " "Wanna" "Gonna" "I finna go buy some bread" Now tell me if that's a good English.

Why are you lying though....at best a Nigerian speaking is similar to an Indian speaking good English but still speaks with an accent, which is sometimes hard to understand...... Majority of Nigerians sucks at speaking English, when they speak it sounds forced.....and yes Americans speak good English, same way Australians and Canadians do even though the accents slightly differ. But the rules of pronunciation is pretty much the same. what you described up there are black Americans from poor neighborhoods.

kleek:
You fucking low IQ braindead black slowpoke. You are exactly what is wrong with this race.

This was your post...WHO WHERE YOU TALKING TO? show me where i advocated killing people.

Instead of admitting your mistake like a normal functional human being would do, you instead brainlessly argue. Now you understand why NEPA cannot provide 24/7 electricity? monkeys cannot admit their mistakes... they are too low IQ to do anything other than argue, fight and fuq. If there is a race stupider than the black race that race is extinct.

your views are of no use to me, if you want to see the post I responded go back and look for it, I have no need to waste precious time exchanging words with you, you are a mentally unstable/deranged fellow, get yourself checked out.
I neither feel the need to degrade other people nor talk about my IQ on a random forum. It is pitiful.

kleek:
You have to talk like a monkey to communicate with a monkey.

Listen carefully.

This post suggested nothing about killing people. Where did you get the idea that I was suggesting to kill people? This is a perfect example of why your country cannot develop. I show you green and you see red, I show you blue and you see purple. When someone explains your mistake you get defensive instead of admitting it.

I don't know what comments you've been reading, but my post was in response to poster advocating for killing off people over intelligence, maybe you need to go back and read the comments again. And no you didn't simply point out my "mistake" you insulted me, while at it you felt the need to drag a whole race of people through the mud it is your opinion, your burden, not really my problem.

kleek:
are u retarded? you are a perfect example of the illogical feeble black brain.

Simple reading comprehension is like rocket-science to you monkeys. No one said anything about killing people

who the hell are you talking to, obviously you're the retarded bozo here, you lack the ability to properly reason and formulate a coherent response, thereby succumbing to your primal urge to lash out like an uncultured wildling that you are.
yes my brain is black and good, yours maybe have it checked? you seem to have some serious anger issues bro

it is the job of the enlightened ones to educate the ignorant ones, a revolution of the mind will lead to a cultural and societal revolution and restructuring.........a society that values education, both formal and non formal, a less superstitious, overly religious, an empathetic culture that value all lives, nature and human.
it is possible for these things to occur in Africa, when the larger population is informed it is easy to take out the oppressing elite easily.

while Africa is behind largely because of a population that has refused to evolve, it is idiotic for anyone to think they have the mandate to kill someone else based on intelligence. what an oxymoron.

No has the right to take another's life if no physical threat is posed.

Take America for example....the colonist seeked land to farm because they believed it was through so they could achieve Freedom....they sold their produce to Europe and central and south America. The cotton business boomed.....the North industrialized itself, though science, they made trains and railways, they had textile industries and mills.....these were all private innovations.
Nigerians are over reliant on the government, if Economic liberation will come to Nigeria and Africa, it'll be the ordinary people pushing themselves to think outside of the box.....we have to invent, produce so we can have others buying from us.....the world is moving from the old way of doing things to a more nature intuned, clean energy world...this is the time and opportunity.

Blizzy9ja:
shut the fvck up... The guy has prolly tried 2 bring them home... If he planned 2 come settle in Nigeria and his UK wife and kids refused 2 come with him what do u expect him 2 do?

to fvcking be a man, and not go behind his family back to go marry some woman, because he wants to have kids in Nigeria, are you even kidding me right, she just had a new baby, she won't refuse if he's man enough, I'll tell you that much.

Blizzy9ja:
Of course he needs to secure his space in Nigeria... That woman and her kids can't come back home with him

what kind of fvcked up reasoning, "that woman and her kids" aren't they his kids too? i bet you are one of those that are quick to name them Nigerians when kids likes theses do well in foreign land. With fools like you I would be scared to come live in Nigeria too, slow reasoning is probably contagious.

Not to worry Child support will teach him a lesson, even better he has four of them.

lol obedient wife? the way some Nigerian men refer to women is just plain hilarious...a grown woman obedient
she can be submissive but she is not a dog that obeys what the master says
the culture in Nigeria often relegate women, so when they get to the US they find a new freedom which always turn out for the worst.