₦airaland Forum

teeee: well, i apply for Mexican visa after my short stay in south Africa And i was giving six month visa and i don't have any body in Mexico, how can i make it there, i have contacted a lot of people concerning contact in Mexico but to know avail. i want to go either stay in Mexico or cross to Canada/ USA/ japan/ Australia

my brother u should have applied for panama or venezuela visa instead of mexico.you go hear am for mexico ooo.
all those areas na dead zone .well good luck

Linkbiz: Please to all house i need info about to migrate to libyia and the procedure to follow from lagos.
Please help.

why dont u send mario a pm?he will get back to u.but why libya ?anyway u have ur reasons i guess

goshen26: Only God know the Man's current situation, poor hubby

the man will be ok ,just that he has learned the hard way the truth about women.
never rely on women,surprisinly i have noticed that this is exactly what women want,they want to be the one chasing and keeping u not the other way round .
like someone told me a long time ago that women are like shadows the more u move nearer to the the more they draw back but if u draw back they themselves move nearer to u

991: and all this while the man was busy making expenses in preparation for the wedding she didnt follow her heart?? must you break other peoples' heart in the last minute to follow urs??
it is called wickedness!!

i always tell people that women are the most ruthless beings on this planet.men are ruthless but at least we do have compassion,but when a woman decides something she doesnt and ont give a damn about whether u die or not.they are bblindly ruthlessly vicious.i always pity men that says that they cant do without their wives.smh

dont worry about them,they cant and wont know the meaning,unless ofcourse somebody tells them
or have u ?

PurestBoy: Proof that mad people are here in Nairaland! Smh

Mr McJay: @OP, I'm enjoying your comedy.

my brother i swear no be only u,i dont think i can ever unfollow this thread.
the op will soon wake up and accuse us of been loyal to bode george ,just aand see

women are simply amens and meretrixs and all they want is argentum,they dont want ur amare or amo all they want is ur argentum

it is invidia which leads to agon for laus or fama,pecunia and last but not the least facultas and potentia.
but op wettin concern u sef for dis matter?

ebosed: It was her wedding day. But as she and
her bridal party went about the house
preparing for the big day, she realised
she had a piece of her fiancé’s
wedding outfit.
She asked a friend, Judy, to take the
item to him. It was about 5.45am and
since Judy was not familiar with
Nairobi’s Buruburu estate, Terry
walked her to the matatu stage.
As she made her way back home, she
saw three men in a parked car
watching her closely. One was seated
on the car’s bonnet.
Excited about what the day would
bring, she paid little attention to them.
But just as she walked past, the man on
the bonnet grabbed her, forced her
into the vehicle and they drove off.
She barely had time to call for help.
“All that time, I was thinking it was a
big joke because it was my wedding
day,” recounts Terry, who was, and still
is, a pastor.
Two of the men in the vehicle started
hitting her and told her to cooperate
with them or else they would kill her.
One of the men held a knife to her and
she realised her life was in danger.
Raped her in turns
The car began to speed dangerously as
the men raped her in turns, stuffing
pieces of cloth in her mouth so she
would not scream.
The car stopped at one point so that
the driver could also assault her too,
only he inserted his male organ into
her mouth.
Terry bit him despite the risk as she
believed the men would kill her
anyway.
The guy howled terribly and stabbed
her in the stomach. Shortly after, she
was thrown out of the moving vehicle
and rolled several times into nearby
bushes.
“I was kidnapped at a quarter to six
and found by my family at 1pm. There
was a huge congregation at All Saints
Cathedral for my wedding and they
were all left wondering where I was,”
Terry says.
The groom, Harrison Ouma Olwande,
was equally worried about his wife-to-
be, but his phone had been taken away
so he could relax and enjoy the
proceedings without worrying about
any last-minute issues.
Eventually, their church décor had to
be taken down to give way to a second
wedding that was starting at noon.
A young girl witnessed Terry being
thrown out of the vehicle and ran to
her grandmother to report the
incident.
The grandmother shouted for help.
Those who came to her aid tried to
flag down vehicles to take Terry to
hospital but the longer it took the
more convinced they became that she
was dead given the amount of blood
she was losing.

since when have u been writting this story ?u should finish it on time oo.nollywood producers willl buy it from you.it is a good storyline

Christonjnr: Where d hell do she went?

UNBEATABLE GBAGUN OF THE YEAR

an incident happened where the groom got to the altar but instead of him to say yes i do he said NO I DONT

nooooo i am loyal to ogunlewe
smh
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no big deal apparently there was just a change of plans that is all

barcanista: that biscuit is one out of many. Beside it was one of the beneficiary that first made mention of it

this guy sef ,you and ur comedy thread.awada kerikeri
koro d messaih.smh

akinalabi: Agbarapo was majority leader till 2011. He fought with Akala at the tail end of his tenure. He was Labour party's dep governorship candidate in 2011. He is now in ACN.

i always knew that guy will decamp.

jiffylibra: Why are all these African nations hostile at Nigerians,?

because Nigerians have refused to stay in their own country

nobaga: That is the mentality created by politicians in Nigeria. Government is the source of everything to become rich. He needs to get private investors to ban on him if he thinks that he is still unbeatable. He and his investors will make money.

he is simply a bad investment ,what he should be fighting for now is to establish a boxing academy for youth and young talents the people will know that he is talking sense and then private sponsors will identify with him

Nuke: Bash Ali did not gate crash any event. He met with Mr. President at the National Stadium. The President spoke with him for few minutes called the Minister of Sports who had earlier told Mr. President he was handling the project already. Bash Ali was quick to point at the liar in this case. Mr. President then asked him to see the minister the next day by which time he would have given the minister and the project his presidential blessing. Bash Ali headed to the Ministers office the next day to get feedback. Not to his surprise, he was manhandled by the security agents on the order of the Minister.

the easiest way for bash ali to get the minister approval is simple, he should just join PDP all this gragra he is doing will just be earning him serious beatings and by the way it wasnt wise of him to be calling the person who will be in charge of his matter a liar in front of the President bash ali sef

Tallest9: I finally have bin convinced 2 go for android..so wats up abt subscribing for data bundle..how do i go abt subscription and whch network is best?..thanks

nobody will tell u before u run go buy blackberry after 1 month

akinalabi:

That thing still dey make you laugh.

No laugh o. A possibility. His senatorial ambition will determine if he goes or not. If he wants the senatorial ticket and PDP gives him then he remains there. If Halleluyah gets it again, it's either he forgets his ambition or seek another platform. The only other visible platform outside ACN and PDP is Accord.

i miss that guy called halleluyah ?i miss my people

akinalabi: Now that is what we should be talking about not dismissing them and making Ajimobi look invincible.

They CANNOT work together unless they are in the same party so you have a point there. Akala is likely going to Accord.

akala going to accord .lolz

kenya for that matter!

Bsmartt: the really knows want he want.kudos for a great effort.i respect you sir

kudos for what?for disgracing himself abi?that man has been fighting for the past 15yrs and he is not known to be on drugs,he should better off than that.
all his mates are doing very well .he has no wife ,no children,no house and now he has vowed to be sleeping in front of pdp headquaters gate and u say u respect him?i think he realizes that this is his last chance that is why he is desperate

Fussbot: yes!yes!yes!just to build 5km roads!...d only projects he has started in dos towns in his 2yrs of admin..maybe he wil finish dem b4 he 2015..

that guy is taking it too far,he should have known that the political dynamics of lagos state is different from that of oyo state

akinalabi: COMBINED is the word.

Oga, I don hear you.

matter die

neroflo57: jst finished readng dis priceless tread 4m season 1 ...d main problem facing ppl dt 1nts products 4m ebay is bypassing paypal restrictns,let me jst drop dis suggestns....how abt if d paypal app is downloaded cos av seen it on googleplay...if it wrks,address ll be d problem.
2nd suggestn;if paypal opperates in cotonou,tons of nigerians sld be dre dt cld open d acc n hlp us do transactns...d disadvantage of dis is d border ...bt am sure it can be bypassed....

wot do u guyz think?

nobody sld insult me ooooo....

if u use benin ,u have no problem at the border,there are cargo agents that transport goods for traders from cotonu to nigeria,or u can use abc or those transport companies services they will collect a token

Youngzedd: BEST IDEA.

the op said that he doesnt want to do any marketing,he wants to sit down infront of a pc with full internet connection and make money with 1k naira.
@op,alternatively u can try ur luck with baba ijebu lotto

op ,start selling cigarrettes.with that u dont need to market anything.the market will come to u automatically

Fussbot: regret?regret is an understatement my broda..as is stands NOW!

is he demolishing houses in oyo and ogbomsho too?i was in nigeria in march and i came to oyo twice i didnt see any demolition.but why are the people of oyo and ogbomosho dissapointed ? and do they hold the alafin responsible ?

barcanista: @kuma: I appreciate your criticisms but it sounds like a smear campaign. You said that his relative died cos of 50k, do you know what 50k mean as at that time? How do you expect him to get such amount? how much was his salary as chairman? should he dip his hand into public purse to satisfy relatives? please that doesn't count because as Chairman, he was responsible to the PUBLIC and NOT his relatives. For the set of people that you mentioned voted Koro and demanded for gratification, Man how will you justify it if Koro keep giving out financial gratitude to EVERY single individual that voted him? Voting him doesn't imply that he's responsible to YOU as an individual, the Chairman is responsible to THE WHOLE constituent. Thank God you mentioned that he supported students during JUNIOR WAEC. Thank God that nobody could dispute his achievements. Koro is a GOOD MAN and a hardworking achiever. IN 2015 Alausa can only accomodate Him as The Chief Executive.

trully trully,verily i say unto you that with this post of urs i officially name and crown you as the BABA SUWE of nairaland .you really merit and deserve it .well done and keep it up

barcanista: @kuma: I appreciate your criticisms but it sounds like a smear campaign. You said that his relative died cos of 50k, do you know what 50k mean as at that time? How do you expect him to get such amount? how much was his salary as chairman? should he dip his hand into public purse to satisfy relatives? please that doesn't count because as Chairman, he was responsible to the PUBLIC and NOT his relatives. For the set of people that you mentioned voted Koro and demanded for gratification, Man how will you justify it if Koro keep giving out financial gratitude to EVERY single individual that voted him? Voting him doesn't imply that he's responsible to YOU as an individual, the Chairman is responsible to THE WHOLE constituent. Thank God you mentioned that he supported students during JUNIOR WAEC. Thank God that nobody could dispute his achievements. Koro is a GOOD MAN and a hardworking achiever. IN 2015 Alausa can only accomodate Him as The Chief Executive.

trully trully,verily i say unto you that with this post of urs i officially name and crown you as the BABA SUWE of nairaland .you really merit and deserve it .well done and keep it up

Francheezy: i use 15mb per second

how many mb does ur on phone consume when u switch it on?