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Funny enough the girl is making it look like a real rape story cause she was not expecting the guy to be married cause if he wasn't married she wouldn't have called it rape. And I feel she is a gold digger she wants to collect money from the guy by suing him cause she knows he is loaded 1 Like |
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Mike880:Guess you a foolish beggar sorry to say is better you used your account and swallow your pride and used your account |
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Lol guess you a foolish begger |
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3 eyah for our guy |
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Omoh that's fat deposit gone wrong 1 Like |
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NwaAmaikpe:before neymar Messi was the best player in the world now guess he is even relaxed cause of them neymar and others so they could get their spot |
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This is puking to behold. This is so annoying I wonder how survive dating pandas |
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Start banging real girls you. Will eventually stop |
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toprealman:since you no be referee you no fit blow whistle for my offside na just comment you go de run na. Mr commentator |
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toprealman:ehm thanx you.ll get info about others too okay i.ll make sure you dont miss out |
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What the fvck there is no shit inspiring about this uglyness. She is really an evidenc of over eating and laziness. 1 Like |
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oldfoolnigger:jolosea wan kill am there |
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able88:lol me too one time i just started looking rough 1 Like 1 Share |
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Although,being a handsome face has its own perks,there are some things that you experience in life that make you wish you could just become ugly. . 1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy. . Don't get me wrong, you'll have lots of female friends. But that's all.They are;friends. . Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth.You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking at all those ugly guys happily in relationships and wonder why life is so unfair. . 2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, they always assume you're joking with them or trying to toy with their feelings. . 3.They assume You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it.Ladies feel all fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like, " Awww, how many girls have you told that today? . Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty. So at the end of the day you just have to give up, accept what you are and wear your 'player' tag with pride and honor. . 4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you. She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log, your WhatsApp and checking your DMs. . She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with and even when she doesn't find one, she still accuses you of cheating and clearing your messages. . 5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you have nothing with them because fine boy. You're a terrible liar . 6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this?" As if recession dey look person face. . 7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you. They're in your DMs every night and day asking for your shirtless pics and sending you nudes. . I mean, I have nothing against the LGBT community, but seriously guys. # Fuck_it . 8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother. . 9. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers. . 10. Your neighbors are always snitching on you. Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with your neighbors. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend'. . 11. Last but not the least, you're constantly sexually harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain or do anything about it because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality. . So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea". . So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again... #copied 5 Likes |
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mespusinglez:so bus conductor is registered? |
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Premature ejaculation is uncontrolled ejaculation(release of sperm) either before or shortly after sexual penetration. It happens with minimal sexual stimulation and before the person wishes to ejaculate. It may result in unsatisfactory sex life for both partners. This can increase the anxiety that may add to the problem. It is one of the most common forms of male sexual dysfunction. This reduces some mens confidence when it comes to women . And partners may end up cheating because of unsatisfactory sex. Its mainly caused by anxiety depression guilt or even when the male is hyper sensitive or hormonal surge as a result of emotions etc possible solutions 1. The patient should remove all form of anxiety or depression before sexual intercourse 2. Fore play with partner will prepare you for sexual intercourse so it may increase your time 3. Alcohol has been proven to cause P.E so try to avoid it before sex 4. Try not do just one style during sex and doggy style kinda prolongs ejaculation more than the rest styles 5. During intercourse when you feel you want to ejaculate pause for a while before you continue it will prolong it. 6. Try using condoms especially special condoms that help to numb your penis sensitivity 7. Take banana and groundnut before sex. And blood tunics 8. I wont advice this though but when all this does not work take sex enhancement drugs (sidenafil) 9. Tramadol is a very good pain killer guess is still the best solution to P.E especially with condom but warning is quite addictive inbox me for more solutions |
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I think you should file a divorce even the bible supports divorce based on unfaithfullness (matthew 5:32) i think she still bangs the guy tats why she still suspects you cause she thinks you doing same. Sorry bro the earlier the better if you not gotten children better cause you wont live in peace till you die. |
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Why collect her number is stress also guys you'll have to burn airtime call and she'll be forming boss too. So if you run into a girl try to look for better reasons aside dating to collect her number. Every girl likes something or needs something bring it out on the first discussion and she will be feeling privileged givin you her number 1 Like |
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Nbote:Fair enough |
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Nbote:Guess its not plagiarised cause iz not word for word and i really got the story from a friend and made my research anyway i.ll admit i am kinda wrong for not mentioning cause |
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oseiwe:I'm a guy o |
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Hope this makes front page |
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I recently listened to a friend of mine narrate how her vagina had undergone a '' radical transformation'' from loose to tight after using dozes of alum to shrink back her vagina and make it tighter. I first heard about using alum to tighten the vagina from a friend of mine , but never got to belive it. I wasn't as curious then as I am now to research and find out if it was true . Besides, my concern is that whats the cons of using alum will it affect child birth for ladies or? !!! Since my friend brought up the topic again, I felt it was time to do a comprehensive research . Check out my findings below An alum is both a specific chemical compound called 'hydrated potassium aluminium sulphate' or 'Potassium alum', and a wider class of chemical compounds simply called the 'Alums'.It usually comes in a solid rocky or powdered form. An alum powder mixed with water can temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina for about 30 minutes. However, habitual use alum in the vagina can cause yeast infections as well as cause irritation for both you and your partner. Alot of women attested that indeed alum does work and can be used during vaginal douching. A lady ( names withheld) claimed she used it so much , that at one point her partner ''couldn't get in'' as in penetrate. Douching is washing or cleaning out the vagina with water or other mixtures of fluids. Usually douches are prepackaged mixes of water and vinegar, baking soda, or iodine. Some claimed that adding a teaspoonful of alum in a douche can indeed do wonders tightening the vaginal walls and enhance maximum pleasure during sex ( interesting). However, a doctor named Dr Frankyln said ''You should never ever use alum in the vagina," "It's a very irritating substance to the vaginal lining. It's not good for the vagina. It scars it," He suggested other forms and ways of tightening the vaginal walls usingKegel exercises which strengthen the pelvic floor and prevent the vagina from losing its elasticity from the outset. Has anyone in the house used an alum before ''down there''? Did it work and did you experience any complications later? |
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Still suprised that this guy is still followed. For 21st century man go say him go open e eye de marry more than one wife |
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Luiz1:bros that guy down there no get respect for big muscle o e go shock you say na 1min e de fit last reach. If na by muscle every guy for de gym na 2 Likes |
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Leyqute:[color=#000099][/color] lol |
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Why same bra and panties? I no get the concept |
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I felt if a governor is impeached the deputy takes over or has it changedI felt if a governor is impeached the deputy takes over or has it changed |
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