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Romance / Re: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by Texty: 2:59pm On Dec 02, 2017
Funny enough the girl is making it look like a real rape story cause she was not expecting the guy to be married cause if he wasn't married she wouldn't have called it rape. And I feel she is a gold digger she wants to collect money from the guy by suing him cause she knows he is loaded

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Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup: Maduka Okoye To Join Super Eagles by Texty: 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2017
Mike880:
Nairalanders, please i really do need here, I can't stand the shame of using my real account to beg online.
Please someone should help me with 10thousand naira i promise to pay back in two weeks time. If this is not a serious problem i won't bring it online. I plead with you all
Guess you a foolish beggar sorry to say is better you used your account and swallow your pride and used your account
Sports / Re: 2018 World Cup: Maduka Okoye To Join Super Eagles by Texty: 8:05pm On Nov 30, 2017
Lol guess you a foolish begger
Celebrities / Re: Fans Tease Frank Edoho, After He Announced He's No Longer The Host Of WWTBAM by Texty: 8:09pm On Sep 02, 2017
3 eyah for our guy
Romance / Re: Pictures Of The South African Lady That Bashed Nigerian Guys by Texty: 8:02pm On Sep 02, 2017
Omoh that's fat deposit gone wrong

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Sports / Re: Inside Neymar's Mammoth PSG Contract That Will Make Him Most Expensive Player by Texty: 4:03am On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Messi is obviously the most unhappy footballer in the world right now.

Neymar's exit from Barcelona will expose him as an over-hyped ordinary player.


I wish Neymar the best.
Good he left to shine bright instead of babysitting one midget who will still take all the shine and credit from him.
before neymar Messi was the best player in the world now guess he is even relaxed cause of them neymar and others so they could get their spot
Romance / Re: Big, Bold And Beautiful Women Stun In Swimsuits by Texty: 1:34pm On Aug 01, 2017
This is puking to behold. This is so annoying I wonder how survive dating pandas
Romance / Re: Please Help On Masturbation by Texty: 12:34am On May 05, 2017
Start banging real girls you. Will eventually stop
Education / Re: Problems Of Being A Fine Boy!!! by Texty: 2:20pm On Apr 29, 2017
toprealman:
You de offside oga.
since you no be referee you no fit blow whistle for my offside na just comment you go de run na. Mr commentator
Education / Re: Problems Of Being A Fine Boy!!! by Texty: 10:59am On Apr 29, 2017
toprealman:
OP, I had to run a quick check on you. Guess what I found, 3 posts; Fine boy, Premature ejaculation and vagina tightening vs alum....smh!
ehm thanx you.ll get info about others too okay i.ll make sure you dont miss out
Fashion / Re: Fat Lady Shares Her Nude Photo To Inspire Women To Love Their Bodies by Texty: 11:06am On Apr 26, 2017
What the fvck there is no shit inspiring about this uglyness. She is really an evidenc of over eating and laziness.

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Education / Re: Problems Of Being A Fine Boy!!! by Texty: 5:07pm On Apr 23, 2017
oldfoolnigger:
help me ask them o
jolosea wan kill am there
Education / Re: Problems Of Being A Fine Boy!!! by Texty: 2:50pm On Apr 23, 2017
able88:
As in ehh, its not easy for us.
I'm thinking of ways to look ugly..
I started by barbing gorimapa
lol me too one time i just started looking rough

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Education / Problems Of Being A Fine Boy!!! by Texty: 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
Although,being a handsome face has its own perks,there are some things that you experience in life that make you wish you could just become ugly.

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1. First of all, the life of a fine boy is a sad and lonely one. It's harder for you to find love than the average regular looking guy.

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Don't get me wrong, you'll have lots of female friends.

But that's all.They are;friends.

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Fine boys are friendzoned more than any other human being on the face of the earth.You'll be sitting there single, sad and lonely with your fineboyness looking at all those ugly guys happily in relationships and wonder why life is so unfair.

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2. Women generally don't take you seriously. No matter how romantic you try to be or how sincere your feelings towards them are, they always assume you're joking with them or trying to toy with their feelings.

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3.They assume You're a play boy. Don't even try to fight it.Ladies feel all fine boys are players. You tell a girl you love her, she goes like, " Awww, how many girls have you told that today?

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Relationships are not for you. You're better as a chop and clean mouth side booty.

So at the end of the day you just have to give up, accept what you are and wear your 'player' tag with pride and honor.

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4. When you finally manage to find a girlfriend that takes you serious, she doesn't ever seem to trust you. She stalks you on facebook and instagram all day. The moment you drop your phone, she's scrolling through your call log, your WhatsApp and checking your DMs.

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She's constantly looking for incriminating evidence to indict you with and even when she doesn't find one, she still accuses you of cheating and clearing your messages.

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5. You always have girlfriends you've never met or don't remember asking out. Sometimes, you don't even know these women. But nobody believes you

have nothing with them because fine boy. You're a terrible liar

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6. People never believe you when you tell them you're broke. They'll be like, "Why you go talk say you no get money na? As you fine like this?" As if recession dey look person face.

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7. People often think you're gay. It's even worse if you're light skinned. Gay men always make passes at you. They're in your DMs every night and day asking for your shirtless pics and sending you nudes.

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I mean, I have nothing against the LGBT community, but seriously guys. # Fuck_it

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8. Older women assume you're a gigolo. This one is quite flattering but still, come on! You're old enough to be my mother.

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9. If your boss happens to be a man, he'll hate you. He'll think the only thing he's paying you for is to shag all your female coworkers.

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10. Your neighbors are always snitching on you.

Nothing will end your relationship faster than having your girlfriend interact with your neighbors. These people don't know the difference between 'just friends' and 'girlfriend'.

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11. Last but not the least, you're constantly sexually

harassed by females. Right from when you were a child. But you can't even complain or do anything

about it because a man can never be sexually assaulted according to Nigerian mentality.

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So when you see girls complaining on Facebook about thirsty men sliding in their DMs you just shake your head and think to yourself, "Woman, you have no idea".

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So, if you still think a handsome face is nothing but a bed of roses, think again...
#copied

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Career / Re: 5 Occupations That Receive The Highest Number Of Insults In Nigeria by Texty: 10:45am On Apr 09, 2017
mespusinglez:
lolx that's not an occupation,its not even registered
so bus conductor is registered?
Romance / The Stigma: Premature Ejaculation by Texty: 1:37pm On Apr 08, 2017
Premature ejaculation is uncontrolled ejaculation(release of sperm) either before or shortly after sexual penetration. It happens with minimal sexual stimulation and before the person wishes to ejaculate. It may result in unsatisfactory sex life for both partners. This can increase the anxiety that may add to the problem. It is one of the most common forms of male sexual dysfunction. This reduces some mens confidence when it comes to women . And partners may end up cheating because of unsatisfactory sex.
Its mainly caused by anxiety depression guilt or even when the male is hyper sensitive or hormonal surge as a result of emotions etc
possible solutions
1. The patient should remove all form of anxiety or depression before sexual intercourse
2. Fore play with partner will prepare you for sexual intercourse so it may increase your time
3. Alcohol has been proven to cause P.E so try to avoid it before sex
4. Try not do just one style during sex and doggy style kinda prolongs ejaculation more than the rest styles
5. During intercourse when you feel you want to ejaculate pause for a while before you continue it will prolong it.
6. Try using condoms especially special condoms that help to numb your penis sensitivity
7. Take banana and groundnut before sex. And blood tunics
8. I wont advice this though but when all this does not work take sex enhancement drugs (sidenafil)
9. Tramadol is a very good pain killer guess is still the best solution to P.E especially with condom but warning is quite addictive inbox me for more solutions
Family / Re: My Wife Double Dated Before We Got Married by Texty: 9:31am On Apr 08, 2017
I think you should file a divorce even the bible supports divorce based on unfaithfullness (matthew 5:32) i think she still bangs the guy tats why she still suspects you cause she thinks you doing same. Sorry bro the earlier the better if you not gotten children better cause you wont live in peace till you die.
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Decline Giving Guys Your Contact? by Texty: 8:50am On Apr 06, 2017
Why collect her number is stress also guys you'll have to burn airtime call and she'll be forming boss too. So if you run into a girl try to look for better reasons aside dating to collect her number. Every girl likes something or needs something bring it out on the first discussion and she will be feeling privileged givin you her number

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Education / Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Texty: 11:24am On Apr 05, 2017
Nbote:


Here's the link to the original blog u copied from

http://nikkynaz..nl/2013/06/question-of-day-does-alum-truly-tighten.html?m=1

Changing the Doctors name from Daley to Frank doesn't change anything
Fair enough
Education / Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Texty: 11:04am On Apr 05, 2017
Nbote:
First things first, @OP, U jus plagiarized someone's article from 2013 without as much as any credit to d original owner.

Ladies sha.. But com to think of it, what moral justification do guys who need tramadol and other combination have to judge gals who have used alum to retighten their walls? It's jus tit for tat in my own opinion.. On a lighter note, If it's gud for d goose, then it's gud for d gizzard/Uganda.. I'm more interested in knowing how to detect an alumni pussy and it's side effects
Guess its not plagiarised cause iz not word for word and i really got the story from a friend and made my research anyway i.ll admit i am kinda wrong for not mentioning cause
Education / Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Texty: 11:00am On Apr 05, 2017
oseiwe:
Texty babe, if you want to use alum, you are free. I have no idea about chemicals, toxins and vaginas. I'm sorry to hear you have lost your elasticity.
I'm a guy o
Education / Re: Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Texty: 4:53am On Apr 05, 2017
Hope this makes front page
Education / Question Of The Day : Does Alum Truly Tighten The Vagina And How Safe Is It? i by Texty: 4:52am On Apr 05, 2017
I recently listened to a friend of mine narrate how her vagina had undergone a '' radical transformation'' from loose to tight after using dozes of alum to shrink back her vagina and make it tighter.
I first heard about using alum to tighten the vagina from a friend of mine , but never got to belive it.
I wasn't as curious then as I am now to research and find out if it was true . Besides, my concern is that whats the cons of using alum will it affect child birth for ladies or? !!!
Since my friend brought up the topic again, I felt it was time to do a comprehensive research .
Check out my findings below

An alum is both a specific chemical compound called 'hydrated potassium aluminium sulphate' or 'Potassium alum', and a wider class of chemical compounds simply called the 'Alums'.It usually comes in a solid rocky or powdered form.
An alum powder mixed with water can temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina for about 30 minutes. However, habitual use alum in the vagina can cause yeast infections as well as cause irritation for both you and your partner.
Alot of women attested that indeed alum does work and can be used during vaginal douching.
A lady ( names withheld) claimed she used it so much , that at one point her partner ''couldn't get in'' as in penetrate.
Douching is washing or cleaning out the vagina with water or other mixtures of fluids. Usually douches are prepackaged mixes of water and vinegar, baking soda, or iodine.
Some claimed that adding a teaspoonful of alum in a douche can indeed do wonders tightening the vaginal walls and enhance maximum pleasure during sex ( interesting).
However, a doctor named Dr Frankyln said ''You should never ever use alum in the vagina," "It's a very irritating substance to the vaginal lining. It's not good for the vagina. It scars it,"
He suggested other forms and ways of tightening the vaginal walls usingKegel exercises which strengthen the pelvic floor and prevent the vagina from losing its elasticity from the outset.
Has anyone in the house used an alum before ''down there''? Did it work and did you experience any complications later?
Romance / Re: I Get 4 Rounds Of Sex Each Night - Man Who Married 2 Wives At Same Time In Delta by Texty: 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2017
Still suprised that this guy is still followed. For 21st century man go say him go open e eye de marry more than one wife
Celebrities / Re: Kemen Challenged To Do 20 Push Ups While Carrying Man Weighing 114kg (video) by Texty: 2:23pm On Mar 30, 2017
Luiz1:
Any girl wey dis one go handle chaiii.......
bros that guy down there no get respect for big muscle o e go shock you say na 1min e de fit last reach. If na by muscle every guy for de gym na

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Romance / Re: Firstbank Rewards #5kbae For Being An Empowered Woman, Welcomes Her To #firstgem by Texty: 2:15pm On Mar 30, 2017
Leyqute:
The dude really disgraced himself. Why spend more than you can afford on something not sure?

and when you came out short instead of taking your L like a pro you came out and disgraced your whole village in public.

Immature.
[color=#000099][/color] lol
Family / Re: Pregnant Lady Strips To Pant & Bra To Show Her Pregnancy Journey by Texty: 10:42am On Mar 29, 2017
Why same bra and panties? I no get the concept
Politics / Re: Uche Ogah Collects His Certificate Of Return From INEC by Texty: 2:53pm On Jun 30, 2016
I felt if a governor is impeached the deputy takes over or has it changedI felt if a governor is impeached the deputy takes over or has it changed

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