Nigerians are something else...

vybzkartel:
My wife has been wearing my shirts and I hate it it
I have warned her but she is not putting a stop
How do I stop her?

Get used to it nigga before you start putting small small dislike into that woman's head and when it starts to love you back go hard.. wearing your clothes is not a bad thing. so no use your hand spoil am na woman way like you De wear your cloth

Can't see him on banner unlike his fanatic members

Guess you want to shake two families but it's obvious the lady does not care about hers..... Watch from a close distance what is yours will walk to you at the perfect time

Glaswegian:
2011 (Benin Republic)
2012 (Ghana)
2013 (Scotland, Qatar, UAE x2, England, Netherlands)
2015 (UAE)
2016 (Saudi Arabia, Turkey, England)
2017 (England)
2018 (England)
2019 (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Turkey)
2020 (Scotland, France)

Most memorable trip: Turkey, 2019
Favorite country: Scotland
Favorite city: Glasgow, Scotland
Best hotel ever used: Hilton Glasgow
Most visited cities: London 5x, Dubai 4x
Family travel: Dubai (Nov 2013, Feb 2015, Mar 2018)
Official travels: Ghana 2012, England 2016, 2017, 2018)
Solo travels: Others apart from the above

Cities visited
2011: Cotonou
2012: Accra
2013: Edinburgh, Doha, Dubai, Sharjah, London, Amsterdam
2015: Dubai
2016: London, Mecca, Medina, Jeddah, Istanbul
2017: London
2018: London, Manchester
2019: London, Belfast, Glasgow, Istanbul
2020: Aberdeen, Dundee, Paris

Be like say you be pilot ooo

Na web designer and graphics designer I be .....
Abeg give me work... Check me out on Gmail,Facebook, Hotmail, etc... The username na derekzyl

Most persons never get satisfied with their sexual experiences based on a lot of crazy reasons:
1. small penis
2. non tight vagina
3. lack of professionalism in bed
4. quick ejaculation
5. not the type of body you wish to sex with
6. low sex drive
I could go on with this list....






1.SMALL PENIS: It's now become a norm that most girls make the statement that they can't date or intercourse with a guy with small penis. Cause the guy won't satisfy her in bed. Bear in mind that the average penis length is 5.16inch. That's why penis enlargement cream sells in the dark quite well nowadays. But my cousin always say "it's not the size of the sword that truly matters but how you use it" there are quite some sex styles that are good for good deeps even with small penis:
a. doggy
b.faceoff
c. cowgirl
d. spooning etc .

small penis comes with low self esteem for some guys but trust me there are good options out there aside penis enlargement creams that are mostly fake.. natural methods like stretching,
jelqing, rotating stretching works but it requires time and patience

2. Non tight Vagina/ smelling: I've heard guys say a certain girls vagina is as wide as well and other statements as regards this.
there are lots of dissatisfaction that comes with a Vagina that isn't tight: most times the there isn't satisfaction from the both parties cause there will be no feeling at all..
I'll recommend:
a. kegel exercise as a natural method to tighten the vagina but this really takes time though depends on your dedication but the result is always long lasting
b. Alum is one of the fastest methods to tighten the vagina it works like magic.
c. also try to avoid frequent intercourse
d. essential oil, vinegar soaking, pH balancing will help to control odor in the vagina.

to be continued

We4all:
So now he is eyeing her cousin? I don't think Adesua is that pretty. She is just over hyped.

this will be coming from a !beautiful || !handsome mdfk

chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

Maybe it was sachet or tin tomato cause the price for 1 sachet tomato is 150

Drive that passion to something else ... And stop wasting time.. you feeling terrible cause she was the one that did the break up and it has made you loose your esteem.. bro she will get your attention if you become better and richer than her current bf

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ishowdotgmail:
Nigerians don’t care about getting the right spelling.


Almost all street of Lagos I do see JOB ALART! I fear those who put that down, and not ready to learn

gnld

if you are keen to catch her red handed inbox me lemme guide you on how to do so... the computer age got lots of power.

Have you ever stared at the Ocean ,sea, river and you know you want to travel by the sea but you are so confused on how to go about it?
Well digital skills is like that Ocean that's so wide you just
1.need a direction you need to go to -- the niche you love the most
2. a carrier (boat,ship,canoe, etc) --- working Material
3. a compass -- a guide on your chosen path
4. Lastly a sailor to drive you there --- a mentor

There are various and too many aspects of digital skills which ill enlist below:
1. Data Science, Data Analytics, artificial intelligence and machine learning:
Data science is an inter-disciplinary field that uses scientific methods, processes, algorithms and systems to extract knowledge and insights from many structural and unstructured data. Data science is related to data mining, machine learning and big data.

2. Digital Marketing:
Digital marketing is the component of marketing that utilizes internet and online based digital technologies such as desktop computers, mobile phones and other digital media and platforms to promote products and services

3. Business analysis:
Business analysis is a research discipline of identifying business needs and determining solutions to business problems. Solutions often include a software-systems development component, but may also consist of process improvement, organizational change or strategic planning and policy development.

4.programming- website, software development:
Computer programming is the process of designing and building an executable computer program to accomplish a specific computing result or to perform a specific task.

5. Data visualization:
Data visualization is the graphic representation of data. It involves producing images that communicate relationships among the represented data to viewers of the images. This communication is achieved through the use of a systematic mapping between graphic marks and data values in the creation of the visualization

6. Social media:
Some of the best PR today is carried out almost exclusively through social media. Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram and countless other platforms give tech companies direct access to customers, thought leaders and evangelists. The best Tech PR managers are Social Media managers

7. Forex and cryptocurrency trading:
The foreign exchange market is a global decentralized or over-the-counter market for the trading of currencies. This market determines foreign exchange rates for every currency. It includes all aspects of buying, selling and exchanging currencies at current or determined prices.

8. Graphics design , UI/UX:
Graphic design is the process of visual communication and problem-solving through the use of typography, photography, iconography and illustration. The field is considered a subset of visual communication and communication design, but sometimes the term "graphic design" is used synonymously.

With these Skills I've mentioned I guess you'll see a niche that you will be able to comfortably fit into. Try not to do what your friend is doing and don't dive into any niche cause of the revenue it generates but let passion be your drive..... For more questions and materials send a DM or check my signature. Or chat me up @derekzyl on any social media platform..

Oldpikin:
I'm 27 and a graduate. But I look so much like I'm still a teenager and it turning me to an introvert. And my voice isn't helping especially when I'm on phone. I wanted to start smoking weed for a thicker voice but someone told me that it doesn't work for everybody.

I was about to start using some stuffs for my beards to grow but I'm scared of the side effects. Do you know how I get a thicker voice in few days? Do you know how I could get beards in few days using organic combinations?

Please help I'll really appreciate it.

You too like play na make people no de take you serious..
Avoid those your playful attitude and improve in your dress sense... I feel you still de dress like teenager...
No be beards and voice na de define if you be teenager or not na your alignment...people de reason some small children as adult cause of how them present themselve.. stop using that your phone buy a mature phone..

Atiku:
2 goats

When you say goat what are you implying

Hello

This is alarming

NaijaCoverBlog:


I'm a professional blogger bro, it means owner of website

Please sir please ��� can you tell me the way to make money from blogging??

NaijaCoverBlog:


Start blogging Business and thank me later

Bros no vex when you mean blogging what do you mean

Assist her for kitchen make you see watin she de put way your belle de reject... Sometimes it's white Maggi or something.. then from there you'd know and problem will be solved cause you will now tell her how the thing de purge you

OgundeleTeju:
l still can’t phantom what you are saying because your English is terribly bad

It's cooler when you don't throw dirt to someone who already got dirt on his face better still try helping the person clean it up

ajailer:
and ppl no let us hear word the other day when Messi scored his 700th pro career goal...meanwhile CR7 dey his 726th pro career goals oooo


who come be baba here now?

Na who start football first

vicshub:
I don't want to dabble into your rubble rambling... I don't celebrate any government to constructs roads and schools because it their primary responsibility. I celebrate human capital development. Let me tell you my story. It is in obaseki's time as a governor that I have experience direct investment of a state on his citizens.. When he instuted the edo innovation hub, a lot of persons were skeptical about it functions including myself, but the governor understood that investing in the youth is investing in the future.. A lot of cooperate bodies and international cooperations partnered with him including GIZ, MICROSOFT, IBM, SLOT, etc. He created a skill aquision agency under EDOJOBS to professionally train edo youths.. First I applied for laptop and GSM repairs and I was chosen to be trained by SLOT.. We were grinded for six months and given start up kits. I can remember that we even had a life coaching and an entrepreneurship lecture by the owner of slot himself. After the training, many of colleagues started their own shops while I decided to work for slot. Another program came up again( A lot of training goes on every day for free at the HUB and at the edo production center paid for by the government and its partners.. Some are even fed twice daily and given stipends for transportation), this time the government partnered with GIZ( A RENOWNED GERMAN COMPANY ON RENEWABLE ENERGY),PEND, FUPRE, AND SHELL COOPERATION. I applied and I was trained professionally on solar energy Free of charge.. We eat twice a day, we had our field work at FUPRE effurun warri because of all the universities in Nigeria, the have the largest solar farm. FUPRE generates 70% of its energy consumption from solar, you can ask.. After which I was given a professional certificate that was certified by all these international cooperations including FUPRE locally.. I would have spent hundreds of thousands if not millions but a governor did it for me free of charge and you say obaseki doesn't deserve a second term.. The programs are still on, it's doesn't discriminate provided you are a resident of edo.. I am Victor Ugochukwu and I am not ashamed of my governor.. OBASEKI FOR SECOND TERM

How far my guy so you De nairaland @viktaur

If being married is better why do married men cheat and the women find solace in their children...
Single is rest of mind... Time to do anything when you want to do it...
I still don't see why some dudes will be desperate to get married at the end of the day they end up cheating... It's bullshit.... Stay single and flirt marry and be with one forever

danshadrach:
Good afternoon peeps, pls I started self learning python with videos online.

Its quite broad but I want to centre my focus. Please I need advice:

Web development, software development or data science, Which will be easier to pick up with?

and how does all these theories help one to relate to real time projects.

Web dev with Django