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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Landed Two Nuclear-capable Bombers In South Africa by Texty: 7:50am On Oct 28, 2019
padi94:
I dont know what weapons will be used to fight World War 3 but, World War 4 will be fought with sticks nd stones
Albert Einstein

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Phones / Re: Weirdest Thing You Have Caught Your Friend Doing With Your Phone? by Texty: 5:40pm On Sep 19, 2019
blizard44:
Go to settings. Click on app. Click on app permission. And disable from there.

You can re activate the app lock after you've accessed what you want or simply leave it laikdat.
Lock settings too and you good to go

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Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by Texty: 5:39pm On Aug 20, 2019
Tallesty1:
Simply because your sister is broke and cannot rent a better apartment or give the guy the financial support he needs to actualize his dreams(if he has any).


If your sister is okay like Linda Ikeji, I swear your opinion won't count. She won't even let you know his condition, she will simply upgrade him and present him to the fam and y'all will accept him.

Woman upgrade never has a good ending
Crime / Re: Man Films Armed Robbery Attack Along Benin/Ore Expressway (Photo) by Texty: 8:03am On Jun 17, 2019
CNN needs this kind guy for Afghanistan and Iraq and Syria too. Maybe na employment him de find

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Politics / Re: How Aisha Is Stealing Show In Buhari’s ‘Next Level’ - Daily Trust by Texty: 3:16pm On Jun 16, 2019
ZombieTERROR:


Speaks the truth and wear 2m cloth to an event....

We are the problem of the country

Bros you been want make she wear rag Check out other countries first lady and how they spend money. Although I'm not a fan of this government but I believe if you are in that position you'll make your wife spend more
Travel / Re: Delay At ATM Saves Man From Ghastly Motor Accident In Enugu (Photos) by Texty: 9:14am On May 20, 2019
On the other hand maybe if he was in the vehicle his grace would have saved him and others . So possibly his absence led to their demise.
Health / Re: What Are The Benefits Of Eggovin by Texty: 11:30am On Apr 20, 2019
Please did it work for you
Celebrities / Re: Adunni Ade Shows Off Her Spotted Face With No Make Up by Texty: 3:49pm On Apr 11, 2019
Nairalandmentor:
Is this one news? Mod and OP. But Photoshop will not kill you. So the cream works magically and instantly that she didn't even change her clothes?

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Ah swear you be Savage
Romance / Re: Big-Sized Lady With Huge Backside Causes Stir Online by Texty: 11:24pm On Apr 10, 2019
She fvckin fat she needs help
Celebrities / Re: Blackface: Why I Called 2face Gay In My Diss Song by Texty: 7:15am On Mar 20, 2019
This dude is just jealous of success

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Science/Technology / Re: 35 Photos That Will Change Your Whole Perception Of The Universe by Texty: 4:23pm On Mar 11, 2019
This is quite enlightening and amazing

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Romance / Re: My Friend Brings Ladies To My House For Sex. I'm Depressed Now by Texty: 8:10am On Feb 14, 2019
If you are too scared to tell him. drop your number so someone will call you and act like your mum or bro and make sure you pick when his around you and the person will say he/she is coming to stay. That will do. guess twill give you guts to tell him

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Computers / Hp Dv4 by Texty: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2019
Hp dv4 for sale:
4gig ram,
254 hard disk,
Windows 10 64bits operating system,
For detailed info :
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Pavilion_dv4
Dm me if interested.
Technology Market / Re: Ulefone Mix Specifications And Review by Texty: 10:19am On Jan 06, 2019
I want to order this phone on Jumia please how's the phone like
Crime / Re: Wendy, Video Vixen Bleeds To Death, Best Jide Her Boyfriend Used Her For Ritual by Texty: 8:42pm On Jan 05, 2019
What a world
TV/Movies / Re: What Are The Worst Movies You Saw In 2018? by Texty: 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2018
Venom
Celebrities / Re: Ronke Odusanya ''Flakky'' And Daughter In Matching Outfits by Texty: 4:58pm On Dec 19, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: 10 Most Influential People Of All Time by Texty: 6:47am On Aug 15, 2018
Where's Adolf Hitler

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Romance / Re: ‘Doggy Style Is For Side Chicks, Main Chicks Get Laid With Respect’ – Twitter Us by Texty: 12:35pm On Aug 08, 2018
FortifiedCity:
The worst disgrace to a woman you don't love is to put your peni3 inside her anus
you think doggy style is anal sex??
Celebrities / Re: Tears Flow At Olusoji Jacobs & Blessing Douglas' Church Wedding (Photos) by Texty: 11:28am On Jul 24, 2018
Eya
Sports / Re: Sarri To Go Extra Miles In Keeping Hazard, Courtois And Willian at Chelsea by Texty: 11:21am On Jul 24, 2018
Cv
Politics / Re: Saraki Sneaks Himself Into National Assembly In Rickety Vehicle by Texty: 11:08am On Jul 24, 2018
What a f**kd up country
Politics / Re: How FG & Boko Haram Negotiated Ceasefire, Release Of Militants - Lawal Daura by Texty: 9:17pm On Feb 26, 2018
Really
Politics / Re: Senator Dino Melaye Builds Gada Bridge In Kogi West Constituency (Photos) by Texty: 5:56pm On Feb 26, 2018
Mtchew nonsense
Family / Re: I Am Turning Into A Tenant In My Husband's House by Texty: 7:28am On Dec 26, 2017
Maybe the reason he married you wad cause you got pregnant for him, or you became too fat and less admirable to him, or you just too annoying or he has tried to be romantic with you and he always get negative results. I just feel you the cause of the whole shit since you the story teller you have painted yourself to look like the victim.
Family / Re: Please Help, I Am A Man But, I Behave Feminine! by Texty: 12:44am On Dec 25, 2017
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Family / Re: My Wife Saved A Male Number With A Female Name by Texty: 11:12pm On Dec 04, 2017
Congratulations bro you just married a pro. I'll advice you to chill and observe more. For now pretend like you don't know any shit of you can keep up anyways.

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Apostle Suleman Increases His Tithe From 10% To 30% by Texty: 6:58am On Dec 04, 2017
Mac2016:
Confused OAP...like a newspaper is now the scriptures. I tot the book of Malachi was clear on tithe... Why all these confusionists and attention seekers mauling "tithes".
Freeze should do other things for popularity and stop pandering to aggrieved tithe payers' emotions. Your anger on how many offerings including tithes are supposedly being expended on luxuries by some pastors at the expense of dying church goers may be justified but who are you to judge. Nobody is forcing tithe on anyone... You may package yours and deliver it straight to God if you find that necessary. Foolish Freeze
Deutronomy 26:12
Properties / Re: Would You Give Up Social Media To Live In This Mansion? by Texty: 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2017
talk2saintify:
You Will Leave For Free All Your Life But You Must Give Up Social Media and Probably Relationship grin grin

what would you do??


What's the essence of social media since it not the whole internet then fck it
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Speaks On Tithing As Daddy Freeze Praises Him (Video) by Texty: 7:11pm On Dec 02, 2017
Scatterscatter:
T.B Joshua is not a prophet but a sorcerer!

He is an outcast and a spiritual bastard as far as the Nigerian christian community is concerned.

CAN does not know him!
PFN does not know him!

The Catholic church believes in tithing,
The Protestants also believe in tithing.

T.B Joshua does not fall in any category, so it is ok for him to tell his members to pay their tithes in anyway they deem fit. The question is, is that scriptural?

T.B Joshua is a dundee utd!
No bible sense at all.


Useless demonized pair from hell!

Judge not for by the same measure you use, same will be used against you.

Did God institute CAN or PFN? These are just mere bodies of political churchgoers who don't really care about the body of Christ but the dues that will be remitted to their coffers.

You have a right to your belief and who you choose to follow but this doesn't give you any right to insult who you don't agree with. Be careful so your tongue won't lead you to hell.

Shalom

A sorcerer that's a crazy giver. If someone can ease humanity problem and his termed bad I guess being bad is a good thing then
Romance / Re: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by Texty: 3:02pm On Dec 02, 2017
encrypt:
This is certainly rape no doubt and With a good lawyer this can be well argued and she may get an out of court settlement.
But she really messed up..you can't tell me you didn't suspect he was married.
You kept asking and he kept dodging..its a yes or no question!
And you went there with the intention to have sex with him..so you should have gone through with your side of the bargain and then cut off all relations with him.
Next time use your head!
Believe me this same gal will meet up with this man again if he requests her presence

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