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CanadianNaija:
Hopefully you don’t have a reading disability, else you would have seen where I wrote that if it’s contract work then that another thing.

Read slower next time.

No I don't! But I am sure you lack the capacity to comprehend and so I ask you again where in the passage did he say he never applied for the shell job? How did you arrive at that conclusion because you asked him why he didn't apply. You self righteous nuisances are everywhere on nairaland trying to blame people for everything like you are better.

My mother told me the story of a certain man in her village, he was stupendously rich, he only catered or his wife and children alone, he belonged to the "I don't owe anyone anything crew". One day he died, his corpse was brought to the village. Now it is the custom, that when a person dies, the bereaved family only mourns, nothing more, for a whole week. Other villagers will bring food and come to commiserate with them. On the day of the burial, the youth in he village will come together to dig the grave. This rich dude's corpse came but the youth in the village said they are not digging any grave o! That his ajebutter kids should dig the grave themselves. Like play like play o, dem no gree dig. Later they said if at all they are to dig, they must be paid and they will bargain well o! It was embarrassing. The elders had to come together to beg the youth o. After so much pleading, they dug the grave, the man was buried and the elders gave a stern warning, anyone that lives that kind of life is on his own when he dies, they will never beg the youths again. So to all those that are saying you don't owe anyone anything, be guided. Your life isn't yours alone.

CanadianNaija:
He didn't deprive himself of anything? Do you hear yourself? See your mindset, are you in his pocket?

Your brother can not get you into Shell, whether he works there or not.
I know for a fact how rigorous their recruitment process is, especially if it is for a fulltime position.
There're companies that hire contract staff for Shell and others, that one is another matter.

If finished within the age range for their engineering graduate trainee program why didn't you apply? Was your grade good? Did you pass the aptitude test, and their accessment day?
Their fulltime recruitment is centralized and done from out of country.

It's not a one man's business, you hear that he's helping people what kind of help? Do you know? Have you bothered to ask him?

You seem misinformed, you were all given the same opportunity i don't know why you seem so resentful and envious of him.
Shell is one company at least that you can get into on merit, people without connection do it everyday, it's not your brother's fault that you're an engineer that works in a hospital.

How did you come about the bolded? Who told you he never applied, who told you his brother can't help him secure his a job even if though he is in management cadre? So a top management person in shell cannot even secure a contract job in shell? Really? Is that how seriously they take merit in Nigeria? Toh let me tell you, in this country you live in, many people will suffer for most of their lives if not all of it because they don't have a hand to raise him. I remember my foolish uncle, a top government functionary that spent many years in service without securing a job for his own blood children. According to him, nobody helped him to get there so he owes nobody anything Based on the stuff I read here, I believe the children should also tell themselves nobody owes them anything. Nonsense, the people that hold onto that silly school of thought are swimming in an ocean of ignorance, that you suffered to make it does not mean everyone around you has to go through same. I passed my uncle the other day, he was standing by the roadside stranded, I could not believe my eyes. I drove past him with my eyes the other way. The guy has nothing!

Ballexx07:
pls any hope so, I did answer the essay ok and English was ok too, but the two maths was not that ok, cos no much time to work it out, is there still hope so

The maths questions they asked you did you attempt them in the test?

BOOOMNAIJA:
If only he stayed calm and remained under d radar....but they never learn....never!

If you expect them to lie low and keep quiet then you don't understand the psychology of a thief, the first thing they want to do after stealing is showing they have arrived. It is in flaunting the stolen wealth that they get caught in the end.

Coldie:
This is totally wrong. Just because they went through his Instagram they give an assumption into the kind of scam they think he is into, without any proof.

Fvck USA, u guys are not gods, u know nothing, just because u are in the USA doesnt mean there's anything special about you or anything u say.

What exactly does he do for a living?

I remember how my friend was detained in SARS office for 3 months because a customer asked that he help him install a device he purchase from their store in his home. Armed robbers visited the house some days later and my friend who visited the house a few days earlier for the installation automatically became a suspect according to nigeria police logic, even a plumber who went there to do a plumbing job became a suspect too. This country is a silly joke.

rentAcock:
I'm not a forensics detective but I find it hard to believe this man committed suicide. There's no chair underneath his legs. Unless he entered the uncompleted building, tied his neck to the column then squat on the window and then jump out.

It just looks very suspicious. Also why would he wear slippers to protect his legs when he's about to kill himself?

That's smart of you. Not many people will think along that line. Also, death by hanging is painful, a person dying by that means will struggle to grab anything close by just to survive. That baba cannot choke to death when there is a window opening right behind him he can easily sit on.

tillaman:
My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!!
The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage

After reading the bolded, i was forced to come to the conclusion that you are not a good person at all.

Threebear:
This is disgraceful no matter how you look at it .

Men should stop sparging their seeds around if they have no desire to be responsible .

How can a multi millionaire and one of the biggest celebrities in Africa let the mother of his child cry out desperately like this .


Some will say blame the woman for spreading her legs , forgetting it takes two to tango .

Latex condom is cheap , strap it on if you are not ready to take on the responsibility of fatherhood .


I have utmost respect for Wizkid as an artist , performer and a certified legend ...but as an individual , based on everything we've heard so far , his personality leaves a lot to be desired .

Female condoms are also available. Wizkid never portrayed himself as a responsible guy, he was always smoking his weed happily. Any girl that spreads her legs for him without protection is very on her own.

AutoReportNG:
Those bet 9ja guys and the guy selling data using same method from fb message all the time

Seun... I want to make a proposal, let every new account have a trial period of one month before they can be fully activated to post or comment.... You will agree that those guys spamming the forum are new accounts, when a new account is created, its under probation period of one month such that if such user goes against the rule, its ban or suspended, he knows he can't open a new one to try such and so he will be respectful, we will have a forum devoid of hate, spam and porn.

Let every new account be under probation of one month, once you break any rule, you are banned, so you know you can't misbehave, insult or spam the forum anyhow.

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Serdiqzakariyya:
Sha don't hesitate to share your experience with us! Wish you success.
Mine will be on the 4th Nov.

I am 4th November too 4pm

RenHub:
He already stated that the laptop isn't his
His friend Abdul in the UK gave him and those are his friends stuffs. So now efcc needs to find the receipt of purchase for the laptop before the court can be convinced.
If you tell SARS these balderdash they will slap you into tomorrow but since OBO brought SANs it must be proven beyond all reasonable doubts. Lols! Efcc lost this one jor.




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After supporting a fraudster how are we sure the bolded is not a scam. Dude, I am running for my life.

lagoskind:
The highest they can charge him for is attempted fraud, as they only found details and no evidence of a financial crime committed, which just shows they witch hunted that boy for the Yahoo song he sang...

I hope the hypocrites in red will go after the set of people responsible for the present decay we're witnessing in this country... Bloody hypocrites always attacking young people and leaving the thieving politicians to have a field day.

If stealing credit card details is not a financial crime, I wonder what is!

nairalandposter:
Where other courses like English come in, is the number 2 can be renamed to something else eg ten.

Of course! Your essay that is dismissed as trash by one juror will be called a master piece by another, mathematics is not like that.

tngh:
Don't leave the FG job for KDSG o

Is this scale for federal?

If you are good in mathematics, its not a big deal. If teacher asks 1+1, the answer has to be 2. If teacher says otherwise, then he is looking for trouble. Unlike other courses like sociology, history, architecture and English.

But guys, does anyone know how much free time one will have working for a typical government agency in Kaduna? Will one have enough time to run side hustlers? Because I know the pay is not good, i just want something that will bring me a guaranteed amount every month.

lacifer:
kindly help us confirm the salary structure for level 8 and 9

50k

Wicked people, dream ki you there!

Sambaby7640:
Though falz might sound comical with his style of rap but he still remains the best rapper in naija(argue with your keyboard).

Falz is very good lyrically and also very creative with the way he put words together...little wonder why he is now the most surge for Rapper in the game.

His raps flows are top notch but comical and that is why people find his rap interesting.

I will say he deserves those awards and truly he really did

No mind them joor!

I received a congratulatory mail too. All the best guys.

comradewanle:
You were a student during GEJ administration. If not, u wouldn't have said something like that. na so Senate dey do am since.

Abeg tell am again! Wetin I take my eye see for goodluck regime, my brain no go ever forget. That man government really take me do yeye! I do interview like say i go die. I remember when after one interview with one security agency, they told me to go to the training school immediately only for the same guy to call me like 30 minutes later asking apprehensively "have you taken off, have you taken off"? He told me to hold on, as he'd get back to me. I cried profusely days later when it finally dawned on me what happened - I had been replaced. Once a classmate who was an insider told me after an interview with another agency, "there are three of you that scored really high in the interview from your state but were denied the job, clearly because you have no one to stand for you". All under GEJ. That is the reason why i hated him badly and supported +celebrated his ousting!

NonFarmPayrol:
Under gej


The common man at least saw govt jobs

Nowadays it's for the elite strictly

Was it not under Goodluck Jonathan that I graduated and did 99 interviews and lost out. Was it not under GEJ that I was called to go to the training school of a security agency only to be told a few minutes later to hold on, they'd get back to me and never did? These things predate Buhari, and goodluck. It is a problem that will get worse by the day, it is even a good thing that there is an outcry now. Because in the past, while these politicians share the few jobs to their children and friend's children, the foolish Nigerian youth will be saying "I want to be self employed, I want to be my boss", mumu! Atiku is giving his child cbn job and you wan do "self employed" for job wey bank no wan give you 10 Kobo to fund, job wey government go take multiple taxation kill.

They were even cursing! End time parents!

adecz:
Why cant Nigeria use this type of
energy to fight Boko haram, kidnappers
& bandits?


If na to stop food from coming in,
due to poor supply dem go dey form Rambo.

In a go wail tiara!

jjcphenom:
Congratulatons Second GOAT.

But Ronaldo is still the Original GOAT.

Messi is the GOAT, Ronaldo is an ordinary He-goat. Messi -The GOAT is responsibly married while Ronaldo the He-goat is roaming around looking for a girl to rape.

tomakint:
The madness in the land is unparallel at least this i can confirm almost every time. What is the point of closing border to a neater, stone-free and better parboiled foreign rice when your have not perfected the art of producing quality rice and in larger volume only for a useless and lying government to just rush and close up the borders in their usual mumu way of saying "we want to encourage local patronage of our local rice production" when our annual consumption rates of over 7 million metric tonnes far supercedes our annual production rates of about 4.7 million metric tonnes. The question is, who still practise "protectionism policy in this modern age"?

Eat the stony rice like that. If you don't have what you like, try to like what you have.

F3dan:
I ate rice at a local restaurant yesterday and I can tell you my personal experience. The rice taste good but filled with stones, I complained to the owner of the restaurant and she said "it is local rice and she is tired of picking stones from the rice".
The truth is, our local rice producers should put in more effort to ensure stone-free rice and we will be good.

The stupid woman should wash the rice and not pick it, how many years does she want to spend picking stone in rice?