₦airaland Forum

Pastorjohn2:
And peter obi thinks he can rule this nigeria?

I laugh in Obituaries.

Let the big boys show him how it's done.
Tinubu didn't build Lagos for nothing

GoooodHardDick:
Seun justwise farano OAM4J mynd44 lalastical.

Kindly go through what this user wrote and do the needful, otherwise I'll be forced to retaliate

GoooodHardDick:
Seun justwise farano OAM4J mynd44 lalastical.

Kindly go through what this user wrote and do the needful, otherwise I'll be forced to retaliate

jeromestarks:
No matter how sweet the food you eat at home is, you can never enjoy your marriage if your wife isn't a virgin or disvirgined by you.


Google can celebrate all they want. But verily verily I say onto you. Except a man is married to a virgin woman he can never be totally happy in his marriage; he will cheat to have peace, he will stay out late to have peace, he will rush out of his home to have peace and it is very sure that he will use his hard earned money to train another man's child.

Don't sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie. You're not a fool.


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

NoToPile:
The queen primer

I am
Is he to go up?
He is



Everything has gone up, spag is a bit cheaper than rice now I think, crown is 380 naira carton price.

You too like beans.....



and plantain.


Yeah I said it.

VeryWickedMan:
Blind indeed but if prick slide out she can put it back fast without assistance.

CaptainFM1:
I smile in Swahili....Do people still wait for God to call them in Nigeria or they call themselves for God!

CaptainFM1:
I smile in Swahili....Do people still wait for God to call them in Nigeria or they call themselves for God!

Kagd10:
The lie you tell yourself

Kagd10:
The lie you tell yourself

Truthisunique2:
Lol, una town hall meeting that was a disgrace

Let me guess una no share shishi Abi?

Earlier una realise Obi won't see one state in the north the better

Truthisunique2:
Lol, una town hall meeting that was a disgrace

Let me guess una no share shishi Abi?

Earlier una realise Obi won't see one state in the north the better

lhordspy:
Lol.

After today if i hear any zombidient talk about winning North-central again. - Na oraimo cord i go use wipe im brain


I was at the Labour party rally in Nasarawa today. The place was empty like birthday party.
Naso almajiri full everywhere and anywhere you turn. Na the fuel wey i burn from kaduna dey pain me pass

1Sharon:
How could your neighbour not know her coursemate had died a week ago?

valnelly:
keep push ing

valnelly:
keep push ing

Ekundayo7574:
Since you're obident that's how they do, causing nuisance with there cheap price phone on social media, useless people

searchlight:
Lol and she has to go out before the call. Story for the gods.

chyegems:
I wish someone advised me in 1999 when i finished sec school. By now, i know where i for don dey. Go with ur sister's advice biko

Thacutegemini:
Hello guys,

so guys , I will like to process my school next year ,I'm am an art student wanting to study law then , my elder sis actually advised me then to go for nursing because I was quite intelligent in school but it fell on deaf ears .
she is still pressuring me to rewrite my waec next year, so I can study nursing .Please guys advise me or should I continue with my law because Nigeria is somehow now.


Thanks!

stunnert:
Guy abeg no kill me with laugh this night

KiNg0G:
some of this girls always forming neat, like say them nor dey sheet.
that leaves me wondering, after washing their pants what becomes of it?

after menstruating untop pant, you go wash am, still come hang am inside house, then within some time you wear am again.....tell me why your toto nor go smell.

still yet some go dey form neatness, after heavy sweat in a sunny day, after washing pant you go still wear am like that....no proper drying.


yet them go dey form for guys.


still some Simps go dey die for them.


As soon as you open her leg.....kpraaaaa.


odour uphon odour.

FaceTanke:
One suya I bought one time
Taste like wood
I really think it's wood

PENNYSWAP:
Just shut up cuz u r obviously telling a fat LIE ...

See person wey follow dig grave

Infact which cemetery una dig the grave ?

Nonexisting1:
Once they hear or see money, their pussies disconnect from their brains. This gender needs help.

Nonexisting1:
Once they hear or see money, their pussies disconnect from their brains. This gender needs help.

Itohanmiwa:
All na wash. Jagaban and Atiku we know. Who is Obi? JAGABAN to the world. You don't know how lucky Nigeria will be to have a US certified graduate as president. Only this man can revamp our economy. See how bobo transform Lagos, and you want someone else? Then you are part of the problems of this country.

Moh247:
Another Zombidiots...