This is a typical example of knowing your customers and giving them what they want, i m very impressed. If only he could reason like this in a more legit and productive area they sky would be his limit.
This guy knows how the Nigerian man reasons, as if Canada wasnt enough he added USA "all market na market as long as you sell"

See greed? the thing wen ibo man go cause??, na only GOD know! na only this guy get all that drug?, chineke??
The Ibos have turned guinea to a drug zone! they have bastardized visa applications with their drug minded intentions. And have made Nigerians under-go rigorous security checks on arrival in foreign lands.

Na so corruption take the creep in, before u know N300 will become N30,000. That was how the started with fuel, that was how BRT came about today BRT bus fee have doubled today. I dont buy all these illegal taxation there are other ways the state can generate funds. Infact why is it just dawning on them that they need funds?, After oil has been spoon feeding them for years. The best way to generate funds is to look inwardly, all those who have stolen funds since 1960 should be asked to refund it immediately either dead or alive. Abacha's son can not be enjoying the wealth his father stole which belongs to all Nigerians. Babangida can not be there why we suffering, Ibori, Alms, Lucky etc we know them, all these guys need to be brought back to Jail. Also churches, Mosques, native doctors, babalawo, Ashewo should be made to pay tax. Pastors now ride the best cars and fly in private aircraft. Taxes from churches and mosque in lagos alone we solve the financial burden of Lagos. There are lots of prostitutes in Lagos these days they should be taxed for spreading HIV.

I dont buy her strategy to replace Soludo!

This is the most sensible speech i ever heard from a Pope!
Certainly condoms are foolproof, and can actually escalate HIV rather than solving it. The only way out is abstinence or blood test before sex with any lady or guy!, The era of quickie or 5mins sex under pressure is by gone.

@Tiniyata
This your post be like person when him girl friend tell am say she get belle, come dey find money bad bad for the girl, instead make u take DNA test threaten the girl to confess, as she dey scam you, you too wan scam.
Anyway try harder sha, u fail pata pata for this level.

I think say na only yankee get green card? so Denmark get am too? abi na indian green card sef, oya boys make we dey go denmark go collect our own. Green card na green card, as yankee own don hard, like say naija dey issue green card, i for just collect my own for naija no need to walker go far!

My dreamland is Onitsha

Has pastor chris bought his own Jumbo Jet? Yeye people, followers are suffering donating their last money as tithes while the pastors grease their hair with relaxer, ride in expensive cars and fly private jets to see god.
When will my people open their eyes to truly seek GOD away from man.

@Osisi & Grafikdon
Is it not for Ibo-man to rule? Oya make una pass make we dey see,
You guys are still ur own stumbling blocks. The day an Ibo-man rules Nigeria, that day they will import inferior
naija-land from china and take away the land we know. Why did Ojukwu start what he couldnt finish!, See as una dey talk because of presidency?, Na Ibo-man still dey champion Yaradua for 2nd and 6yrs 3rd term. Na Ibo-man carry OBJ 3rd term agenda for head. Good for nothing unserious bunch of drug dealers. The worst election in the history of Nigeria till Jesus come na Ibo-man conduct am. If only an Ibo-man had shame Who kidnaps teens and use them to consume hard drugs in south Africa?, na Ibo-man. Na all this yamayama una wan take rule upon all the okija shrina, every day NDLEA catches an IBO-man trying to smuggle hard drugs at the airport, as i 'm writing they have caught another one. fake goods from china, na who dey bring am ? Ibo-man thats the definition of their business.

These banks are fooling themselves out, the only true way out for them is merging.

In Nigeria foreign reserves are meant to be stolen from, and not to cushion the effect of economic crises. You are right!
Why will a man have 10million naira in his account and starve to death?? this is a question that begs for answers from soludo ,  if such a man dies, people who didnt know how the money came about will be the ones to spend it. This is the situation in Nigeria. I m tired of hearing how many billions we have in our reserve we are no better than Niger, Togo or Benin. What we should be doing right now is massive investment in infastructure that will create jobs and empower the people. Non of those funds should be spent on projects without local content. We can spend our way out of this mess or forever be entrenched in it.
This is the time to use local engineers to start opening up our roads especially in the villages and farm areas. This will encourage farming. This is the time to privatise the refineries without delay and provide licence to investors willing to invest in the electricity sector. Besides i think Nigerians building homes today should think solar. Not the kind of solar energy in the Nigerian market today that are overly expensive to buy or maintain, there are solar roof tops that can power homes, newer builders thinking of roofing their homes should think solar roofing as it will serve two purpose( roof and provide electricity). This will help reduce the cost of using roofing sheets for a house and then purchasing solar energy down the lane. The displacement of common sense is the biggest problem we have in Nigeria.
These half baked, good for nothing, old and haggered, about to die leaders have nothing to offer us but death and destruction.
There is never a day i dont asked myself how did Soludo become a professor?, how did Iwu become a professor? How did Dora become a Professor? Professors are suppose to be highly confident, independent minded individuals who speak truth to truth. That Dora would rather sell her soul to the govt rather than resign and stand with the people is mind buggling!, she was the best candidate the govt could use to rubbish the election review document. Knowing the respect she attained from Nigerians while she was in Nafdac. She didnt fool us as a people rather she set the record straight for us and kept the question poping "how did dora become a professor, who is dora"?? who were her parents?, wht elementary, high school, college did she attend??, we need to start profiling our leaders before its too late.

chei!, loan seekers are more tha job seekers in naija oh!
We should open a forum for loan seekers or loan seekers magazine.
Many of the investment ideas are so dumb, no wonder nobody is approaching the banks, it wont sell for N1.

These hausa men have no sense at all, instead of him to relegate himself to lockdown and commit suicide.
When he could have built an hospital that will provide medical care and create job for the people.
When he could have built a school for kids in the area to attend and create job for capable teachers.
When he could have built a skill acquisition center so that those mallams hanging under trees can learn a trade.
When he could have builts roads for development of the area.
When he could have built govt trading shops for the people to rent at a reduced rate.
When he could have opened up lands and encourage the people to farming and create a ready market for their produce, by making it mandatory for govt. to buy the farmers produce, stocking and selling to the citizens of the state.
He built a house for one man with $1million knowing that escourt of the gov. would not allow the citizens come close with out horse whiping them and that the citizens best hope is to look from afar. Even if the citizens could sleep there, how would that empower them. He wants the citizens to stop thinking about themselves and think of which big man will come to the area tomorrow, how will that empower them
He was simply looking for an opportunity to award a contract and steal money secretly so that if EFCC come tomorrow he will be like "See the house when i take the money build, Na gov. house that is why e cost".
What can i say! we are bleeped in Nigeria.

@kosovo,
Na so e dey start, na like play like play na him dey turn to 4real!
The day ur neighbor will know u have small change he will kidnap and use that as an opportunity to kidnap ur wife of kids then u will understand.
Havent u hear of ordinary citizens in lagos been kidnapped, that are neither executives nor politicians just everyday regular and hard working people.

This is the hand work of OBJ before OBJ there was nothing like kidnapping before him, his tenure exposed the youths to arms during past elections, those arms were never recovered now see where we are today. They should recruit the military if the police cant handle d situation police men are always going to the press instead of them to map out strategies such as surveilance intelligence. This situation is very easy to control. If it were America they would have deployed their female officers as prostitutes in the dark areas, because after these guys collect their monies, na ashawo body them go still spend am put. Crime can be stoped in Nigeria before it occurs if the will is there, those old senior officers in the police headquaters have nothing to offer. Upon all their training, their eyes are into contracts and budgets.

Tho!, those guys need to be severly punished!, but they cant be taken to slovenia, for what?, A crime was committed in Nigeria and they wanna try them in slovenia, this is bullshit. Why do the govt always like to rubbish the Nigerian constitution they swore to defend?, there isnt any where in the world where a crime is commit in a country "A" and then tried in country "B". Rather the slovania guy should be brought to Nigeria and tried as well. Because it was a conspiracy between him and the naija guys, they might have both planned to dupe the FG.

So who is now the mentally prepared leader,, is it Atiku? I beg make una let me hear word.
Untill we killl all those old politicians and the youths take over the nation, we shall keep moving in a circle.

Nigerian women will be worst ruling as president. Look at Iyabo, look at what former hair dresser turned speak of house did?, look at what dora is doing now! Nigerian women once they open their nash they will see nigeria for a taste of a man's beast.

ope oooo this is good news, where are the speculators?, i see N250 to $1 by next week.
If you see N300 or more to the $1 pls acknowledge, oh!.
I bet those politicians are affraid they have also start turning their stolen naira wealth into dollars. Especially since many of them lost alot in the stock market, the only way out is for them to buy dollars for storage. This is what happened in Russia years back, the Russian are still affraid today to save their money in the country's local currency. Nigerians should start saving their money in hard currencies. While those of us abroad should take advantage and make some quick millions.

@ Jairzinho

Abi i lie?

The deportation is not a shame on Nigeria as a country because other country nationals are also being deported especially from the USA. I once witness an Italian National being deport at the airport on his arrival, Italians dont need visa to USA but!, i tell u your final visa is the immigration officer you meet on arrival. It was similar to what the Nigerian Senator experienced (Deportation on Arrive) based on the discretion of the receiving immigration officer.
I would rather say its a shame on those who were deported, instead of them to represent the country well and be good citizens they are commiting credit card fraud, overstay, drug crimes etc in the USA of today, the USA is not a place where u can commit a crime continuously for 3months and not be apprehended. From within is different from afar. Besides what's the use of overstaying when you cant work?, how do you take care of your financial needs?, many of those Nigerians guys came in from UK and refuse to go back to their british life style after disguising them selves to the USA embassy as students in the UK (especially those amala student). This is one reason why the USA embassy in the UK reject Nigerian Students and those with legal permit. Same happens at home in lagos, when Nigerians are rejected we cry foul, but we dont ask ourselves why?, the USA keep records, they know how many Nigerians come in and refuse to go out. When they are being deported who bears the cost of the flight?, because the USA try as much as they can to be civil they first send u a letter to deport yourself willingly and give you a time frame! before finally sweeping you to the dark continent. It is only reasonable that when they reject fellow brother and sisters back at home the visa fees is channeled into the cost of deporting their fellow brothers and sister in America, this an act of using Nigerians at home to be the keepers of their brothers and sisters in the USA.

USA govt knows our tracks:

**Amala people - Credit card fraud masterminds.
**Eze people - Master drug baron/ drug courier masterminds.
**Allah-kiaye people - Islamist/terrorist master minds
**Niger-delta people - Financial corruption master minds, e.g Ibori (007 a.k.a James bond), alams
**All citizens (general) - cunny minded, cheaters, too much bad sense.
**1.5% of all citizens: Hard working, they rather sweat it out than steal, professionals, doctors, lawyers, teachers, carpenters, mechanics, panel beater, tailors, purewater sellers, iya-alata, iya-onitomato, iya-eleja etc.

I agree with those who said Nigeria cannot afford an Ibo president.
The Ibo man can not be trusted. I'm from the Niger-delta, look at the way the Ibos faught the biafra war, they drew the map with out the knowledge of the Niger-delta region!!! They are greedy and criminally minded. Look at Inec Chairman (Iwu) After conducting the worst election in the history of Nigeria he had the guts to boast that no want can remove him. That is ur typical Ibo man, Abi na Oji uzor Kalu that small thief!, Abi na Nzeribe that international thief!, Ibos dont have any credible state man, where there is money an Ibo man's mind will certainly be corrupted. Amongs all the ethnicity represent at the National assembly. The cheapest senator to buy are those originating from the Ibo-land.
If the Ibo man was truly to himself, Niger-delta wont be fight for succession. We dont trust the north but we affraid to be left with the Ibos!

I wonder why international financial institution dont accept nigeria, this is wht 419 has caused us!
they accept transactions from Ghana, Benin, Togo, Niger etc.

Let her simply go to a travel agency in Naija, they will give her a ticket and inform her where and where she will be transiting her flight would not be more than 2flights. Airlines that will take her are: BA, Airfrance, KLM shikena.

Freedom! is for those who do right! More freedom can be acquired oversea than at home because the leaders have taken the people as slaves?
Those at home are deceiving themselves or finding a way to console their left behind situations in Nigeria.
Do you call lack of electricity freedom?
Do you call lack of security freedom?
Do you call unemployment freedom?
Do you call police brutality freedom?
Do you call bad roads freedom?
Do you call attitude of leaders stealing what is meant for the followers freedom?
Do you call election arm twisting freedom?
Do you call an imposed leadership freedom?
Do you call helplessness freedom?

Well if thats your definition of freedom GOD bless you in NIGERIA, do not criticize embassies when they grab your visa fees and refuse you a visa. They are only doing you good of making you remain in your land of freedom.
My definition of freedom is been truly free in my body, soul and mind, and having the ability to achieve my GOD given talent. America gives me that opportunity and GODBLESS AMERICA for that.

This is good, always wondered if ATM in Nigeria had hidden cameras. And how banks use the cameras to apprehend scammers.
This pic should be pasted on all Nigerian Newspaper. It wont be long be for he is apprehended.
Now scammer will understand they are no long scam proof!

I m sure someone on Nairaland would recognise this criminal. Other people's money have made him grown fat.

This is how we pass students before they finish taking their final exams. Fashola should be made to complete his first term and then run for second, if u passes well then 2015 is all for grabs remember he is young. I'm even disappointed we are praising him. In a country where common sense and patriotism prevail, what he is doing is what he was elected to do. So even tho! we are amazed lets stop praising him before he becomes swollen headed. Why is the BRT bus fare going up at this time??, we need to critisize him for that before the firm handling the BRT completely deregulates the BRT like the petroleum sector.

Dont mind her! she has simply lost her sense of placement. It tells you she doesnt know her JOB. I would have thought she would resign since she wasnt made minister of health. But trust Naija mentality any position goes as long as she gets a car and an office space. She is going to ridicule herself and all the progress/name she made with Nafdac will be lost!!
She wants to chop money with rebranding when there is no electricity in Nigeria?, when there is no JOB, when telecom operator are taking undue advantage of their subscribers with high charges, drop calls etc,
yeye woman. She is still living in her past glories thinking she still commands overwhelming approval rating.

Dont mind him, wasnt it here i was shouting that IJOOYA is a scam?, Right now their website dont open, they cant pay their customers any more! their excuse is that they lost money in the global recession wasted time; wasted life!

For those who have ears let them hear, there is no better sign for you to run with your money now.
Even those who didnt get the text should immediately close all their account with the bank once and for all before story enter. If you decide to join a New Bank pls dont go from fry pan to fire: Join either GTB, Firstbank, Union bank or Zenith bank. For those who have taken the bold step, i said well done!!!