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Obi for president 2079

Damn 🙆🏿‍♂️

PlayMaker14:
A 32yrs old drug apprentice under Tinubu.

mumu..

Foool!

Laugh now, cry later 🦍

Normal, normal

May and may not 🙆🏿‍♂️

It's like a jungle sometimes 🦍

NairalandGossip:
Foodstuffs 20k
Transport 5k

Leave the rest to God

It's that easy..

rajunor:
Ordinary Students union president, you get all these SAs. If this guy becomes a governor, he will appoint a whole local government as his ssa, sa, and what have you.

you name it 😀

fadsam:
I notice some or most of ladies have turn themselves to absolute parasites,calling men that cant or wouldnt fund their fantasy life-style broke and lazy.
Meanwhile the only reason i figured out so far for this mentality is wretchedness, extreme poverty has wallowed their generation so much that they now see man as automated poverty alleviator even when they have nothing to offer, imagine a grown up lady that the only phone her father has ever bought for her is a toy phone, now demanding iphone,samsung from another man.
If a young man is lazy,broke & useless to u because he didnt have up to a million in his account,pls what is ur father that is grown up & his account is like a radio frequency channel.

Lol, radio frequency Chanel😀 like 96.9 not so cool account balance fm 😀


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EnemyofGod2:
Be sincere.

In My place tans Amadi pot harcourt, this food goes up to N800 naira . fish 500, rice 200 why beans 100 naira.

Nairalander's.How much will you pay for this food in your area and where is your area ?

rice 200,beans 100 naira, fish 300. At ikoyi/obalende zone 🦍

Put em on death row

Give us this day, our daily bread
And forgive us our tress passes

Smiles 😃

One bag of loud na 8k (GH)

VictoriaIsland:
Please I don't understand this laughing gas thing.

Can someone kindly explain to me without insult.? Thank you.

are you vi? If yes, come make we laugh together 😃

VinnyBaba:
I was 15years.

BUT The Relationship lasted for only 1:30minutes.

I saw her and summoned Courage to woo her. But she now said I should escort her home. ☺️🙂

As soon as her Mother saw us Both, she picked the Small pestle she was using to pound Fresh, red Pepper to stone me. 😮😟

And told her 'You want to start to follow Boys abi? See this one with his Bathroom Slippers'.😐

With Pepper in my Eyes, I cried so hard and was heartbroken.

pusssssy

olasaad:
D Intelligent guy

lies 🦍

Yeyeyeyeyeyeye

Abeg make them send my 1mil hehe🙏🏾

TemplarLandry:

No song? 🦍

Dat one na profit for the enterprise 🙆🏿‍♂️

Oya make he start to dey twerk na 😃

PlayMaker14:
Such a lucky SIMP.... Very lucky that his head (skull) is still intact.


This was exactly how Delilah destroyed the Life of Samson because Samson was a notorious SIMP and can kill because of pussy.hundred💯



Fellow Gent, don't loose guard because of a meat in-between their thighs.

hundred for you..

Almiron:
May this subsidy palliatives favor me and my family.

300℅ increase will favour me and my family 😀

Ihateheadslamer:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu the eyeneck president select will be bundled out of Aso rock before the 14th days because Obi is coming

cummin inna yuh mada pum pum, eh?

Chai!

Motor jam police, police jam door
Akara mama trowey
Bigi belle dey come, another sisi dey go 🙆🏿‍♂️

I'm like a soldier in the Vietnam War screaming "incoming!" when I see a bomb.

Na aro bagga he be 😀

grandstar:
I think Osimhen should stay an extra year or two before he departs for good. Let him bring them more medals

I'm no football pundit. Just my 2 cents

keep ur two cents for ur pocket 👌🏾

Imagine sniffing cocaine in the snow*̣̥☆·͙̥❄‧̩̥࿌ིྀ྇˟͙☃️˟͙࿌ིྀ྇‧̩̥❄·͙̥̣☆*̣̥