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They should make it 18 at least by 18 a gyal ah fi don reach ah puberty ah it ain't gwan fi look ah c*ocky VS punnaani war. Mi gwan pree!

Ayo! Mi ah fi don taya fi dis bombaclaat political nansense ah fi gwan inna mi naashun. Wataguan! Ah ghetto yute ah fi lukin fi job inna daily basis.. We haffi mobilise and run di streeet deh.. Sufferation everywhere mi luk, baby maddas ah fi gwan sick no healthcare.. Gunshots!

Ivynwa: Gumsu should have known better than to be disrespectful while rolling in the $100million remnant of(Nigeria's stolen money) that Obasanjo was made to forego to her Mama. It's like she drank plenty rum and champagne and was drunk when she tweeted that. Wallowing in stolen money and dissing a man that worked hard to build his reputation. What's wrong with her?



Who be this Jamo wannabe?
The bolded is funny.

hey gyal, listen to mi and listen attentively. Mi gwan pree inna mi yard. Mi nuh apologise to nuh battybwoy ya hear mi and mi nuh jamaican wannabe mi ah Hallie Selasie born mi nuh send dem. Mi ah di general di gyal dem ah gi mi crazy pin ah funeral dem seh mi fresher than di mineral, believe mi... Mi ah fi murder di bablylon!

dabrake: this your eegbo no get counterfeit. I swear.

yo bombaclaat! Yuh nuh mi stilo, high grade mi ah crush inna mi hand daily while mi step down wit ah glass ah vodka. Yuh cyan fi cum join if yuh wah.

babsomotde: Comedy heard already. But no problem... Nice one.

eeeh, problem dey oh.

Lord knows! Let God do the final judgement. Whoever kill your momma, na God go judge am, so bros take a chill pill and life goes on.

This f'oolish man of a president don start boasting again. You and who? It is 'they' the military, not you. You wey dey aso villa dey chop #1billion cassava bread all day? #CassavaBrainPresident

dabrake: Abeg who fit borrow me 2 cups of garri? I go pay back tomorrow. Thanks.

come take take one bag from my store...garri no be problem for me even thou hin don cost... I dey manufacture garri. www.garriproduction.com

Elvin001: “I am really ashamed of myself particularly as a
Pastor. I have been a Pastor at Deeper Life for over six years but I was tempted to defile these girls.
They are always visiting me, so this particularly day I defiled both of them”. That was the confessional statement of Pastor
Fidelis Eze shortly after he was paraded by the Edo State Police Command for allegedly defiling two under-aged girls. Eze, a pastor with Deeper life Bible Church, Abudu, in Orhiomnwon Local Government Area, of the state was said to have lured the two minors, aged six,
into his room after sending them on an errand. The police alleged that he had carnal knowledge of
the kids before dismissing them. A police source disclosed that father of one of the
girls noticed the unusual way his daughter was
walking when she got home, adding that he
obtained confession from her, which led to the
arrest of the pastor. Apart from reportedly admitting to the rape, Eze
also said he had actually defiled two other minors,
both of them 11 years old sometimes this year,
blaming his act on temptation from the evil spirit. Other suspects paraded alongside the pastor
included three other alleged rapists, a robbery
gang, including a woman, who specialized in
robbing unsuspecting passengers using private
cars which they masquerade as taxi cabs. The Edo State police commissioner, Folusho
Adebanjo, who paraded the 32 criminal suspects to
journalists in Benin, also displayed various arms
and ammunition recovered from them. The commissioner alerted residents of the state on
the new style of criminality, which he said began
after the state government placed ban on the use of
motorcycle in the Benin metropolis. According to him, criminals have devised ways to
rob unsuspecting commuters, using private cars as
taxi cabs. He also expressed worry in the rising cases of
defilement of minors across the state. He said: “Today we have 32 suspects that we are
parading and they are involved different crimes,
ranging from armed robbery, kidnapping, cultism
and people who are involved in defilement of the
girl child. “This defilement thing in the state now is very very
disturbing, we will not allow them to go scot free.
And that is why we continue to appeal to members
of the public to always give us useful information
because we cannot do it alone. “But let me also alert members of the public, there is
an emerging crime since the ban on Okada was
effected, it is called one chance. “What they do is that they always have a woman
amongst them so that will make you not to suspect
them. There is always somebody that claims to be a
Pastor with them, they will deceive you to say you
have a particular problem and they will rob you of
everything. “One of their victims a lady had to go to bank to
withdraw N150,000. We are going to work with
Road Safety and the Board of Internal Revenue so
that all vehicles on the road must be registered.
People should shine their eyes very well, they are
using some vehicles pretending to be taxi drivers”. As a measure to checkmate this new wave of
criminality, Adebanjo called on the Edo State
Revenue Board and the Federal Roads Safety
Commission (FRSC) to ensure registration of
vehicles both old and new that have flooded the
sate capital since the ban on commercial motor cycling. The Police Commissioner equally revealed that the
command had apprehended over 90 suspected
armed robbers and kidnappers within the last five
weeks.
http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/07/19/devil-made-me-defile-6-year-old-girls-confessions-of-a-deeper-life-pastor

this one is worst than Gov Yerima and other Senators who voted for underage marriage oh.... At the age of 6? Wow! After now all these christians hypcrites no go let us hear word even thou na dem pastors and members dey give underage belle anyhow even inside church...Satan Baptise all of UNA!

Federal beans and water water eba don sweet am be dat oh.

Nice piece
Education is wisdom.

Wow!

*I, Can't talk to you, the way, I use to
You don't und-stand why I, do the way, that I dooo*

rapsodeep: d muslims will say... Kai! Walahi Alhamudulahi, zis iz zerious

hahahaha wetin okijia juju man go come talk?

Mepounds: In case you dnt
know,Almustapha was used to appease the
north just like Alamieseyia was given to the
south.2015 power game.

Abu Mikey: Kai!!! .....see how u dey squeeze the name

mek we kukuma call am Alameisuya na.

Na wa oooo

Ok una well don oh
I happy for na

Acidosis: Front page things

fi wetin?

Yomii: Too long to read... yawning

*takes seat, starts yawning along*

[quote author=big-t]And the ultimate:
make sure ur pocket is fully loaded. This works the magic!!! [/quote]seconded. And it should be at #1.

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guy abi geh u be sef, you be jonesing pesin oh. You hear say make u no drop you contact yet wether email or phone nmbr?! Naso una dey take fail exam.

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Cajetan speaks: With this kind of grammar?

LMAO! You spoke mi mind bwoy. Di bwoy ah clown mi seh.

Whaaat! Wah ya wan mi do? Mi nuh ah fi gwan nowhere. How much yuh wan pay fi di show? Dem ah gwan shoot inna site any ghetto yute dem ah si. Let us fight fi our right before dis bombaclaat issue...we nuh fight fi electricity, we nuh fight fi good roads, we nuh fight fi educaaashun, we gwan fight fi dis naansense. Me nuh deh wi yuh booooyaka!

Mumu gal ah looking fi attention me guess she ah fi gwan get some.
Battyman abacha weh a fi loot wi treasury a lon time ago. Mi nuh send nuh battybwoy ya hearr mi faya burn dem. Mi gwan!

So...? Anyhow sha, make I claim am... F2C tings. Jah bless.

poyet: The originator, are you a Nigerian film writer?

no sir/madam, but I'm a hollywood producer and director. Na me produce many hollywood movies like; matrix, legend of the seeker, and many more.

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Seunsherif: na because u no get gud head,u post sumtin since march,e no enta front page,nw wey anoda person repost d same joke e enta front page..u beta go wash ur head 4 river

u no well! You wey carry BIG HEAD why dem no use ur own post?! Na u go go wash ur head for inside otuoke river.

naijathings: i wan die for laff, why u go dey carry exibeeet dey waka?? stay coded

exzibit ko, snoop dogg ni....na gun hin carry? Abi you nor knw say na dem police men be number one igboh smokers. Abeg make dem legalise di tin jor!

Seunsherif: i post it dis morni dat y u guy remember 2 put it in front page

I posted dis shyt since march homie... And it's first come, first serve so park well. Go crack another joke sir. Btw, thnks 4 coming, we appreciate.

Seunsherif: dnt mind dem,i just post it dis morni around 10am at d joke section,dem nw put march as d date

heeey! Seee thief oh... I go sue for impersonation oh. If I catch you!

docjuli: lol.

@ OP, was that your wife I mean the "Nigerian lady"?

not only my wife oo...all the Naija babes na d same, especially, berem,adaobi et al dem yanpia.

jjgirljay: You just made my day,I can't stop laughing. Stop am o,naija women are the best jor

it's my pleasure sweetheart....

Don't mind the MODS this joke has been on fence for decades, na today dem remember am. All join, *dancing sisqo and azonto together*