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Nikeballer:
Zidane got to his peak at late 20s and he is one of the best players ever,not all legends of the game peak early,don't use that to discredit Salah

Will you take those Liverpool midfielders in your team in a heartbeat,YES OR NO? Hazard had the luxury of prime fabrepass,Kante,Oscar etc..How many goals will hazard score from his poverty stats from Gini who has 0 assist for two years if he plays for chelsea

Don't try to play into my hands trying to bring drogba into this convo,I go THRASH AM AND NONSENSE HIM LEGENDARY STATUS,so he has been going to afcon every year? Just two 20 League goals in 8 seasons?IS THIS YOUR LEGENDARY STRIKER?

Honorableabiodun:
As a boarder.. one of my friends then chukwu (day student) dey always sell bread and moimoi in the school on a low key level.. am not even a prefect oo buh am always with the hostel key, na me go open hostel for am make e bring him package enter... Long story short, our hostel master caught us and all my friends flee even chukwu is no where to be found.. our house master is a retired soldier and after beating hell out of me .. he asked me to write a statement and submit it to vp special duties. As a giran that I am I no even comot hostel not to talk of submitting the statement... I Dodge my house my master for like two weeks.. I go don leave hostel b4 5.30am con come back after 10pm... That is the only crazy thing that I was caught with in school because am always a lucky guy...... Am one of the guys that will always jump fence to go town to play ps2..
Na me go cook sokuro(food) inside hostel
Na me go dey girls hostel by 10pm
I even remember selling cooked indomie during our neco exam which i failed woefully..
All this makes my time in boarding amazing...
There's no way you will goto fstc ilesha and you won't know me aka contain


And rip to my house master Mr olojede aka monkey

cyrus1992:
I insulted my NYSC economics teacher, in the presence of my classmates. Because, he was openly flirting with my class crush�

I and some friends of mine skipped class, flew the school fence, to go play PS4 games outside school.

I and some friends went to do our own gulder ultimate search inside the school bush.

I smuggled alcohol into the school, during a school party. And, got some of my classmates drunk.

I threw a mini party at school, after, I came across some money. The party ended in fights. As per public school level.

I was the class clown. So, I was always getting into trouble and always end up kneeling down, or picking pin in the principals office.

In fact ehhhnn.... My offence for secondary school just plenty. I was always getting into one trouble or the other. I was a small sized, short-looking terror ��

Pascal114:
Back then in SS2..........the boys in my class fixed mirror in sandals to view girls pants in the classroom......we were successfully doing it o......!!........until the day devil tempted that big headed boy called Ebuka Okoro to do it to miss Dunazi, our PHE MISTRESS...... She has a very very very big mighty nyash and she likes wearing miniskirt and high heel shoes.......all the boys in the class knew nothing in PHE cos all man was carried away by those nyash of hers....
.........everybody's mind were on her big mighty ass........as Miss Dunazii walked around the class to inspect our notebooks, as she was going through my note.......
The mumu big headed boy, Ebuka Okoro, didn't fix the mirror in his sandals very well.......as he hurriedly stretched his leg to view her pant...... pkakaraaarrrrr.!!!! The mirror fell off and broke in between & under the teacher's legs
She caught him red handed
The class scattered that day......see confusion everywhere...!!!
Straight 2 the principals office
Ebuka confessed and exposed all our dirty little secret to the principal and teachers.......
Next thing......all the boys were invited to the principals office for some lashes of kobokos........my own was worst cos the mirror belongs to me..........o boy.... I chop koboko that day.....!!!!!!
Good old days....!!!!

paulolee:
caught looking porn magazine wey jude been smuggle come skul, all boys don go piss( that was the lie we used) and when it was my turn to go urinate at the back of the class, i didnt kno dt our wicked teacher suspected and followed me she caught me red handed looking at the porn magazine..
wetin pain me pass be say my short stick was still standing strong no gre fall till even when we dey headmaster office, how i wan take defend dt kain case??

444crop:
Him Don donate him family members.... Wow First Class degree in photography....who go carry second class for this one to talk of 3class

paulolee:
bros abeg easy naa...Madrid beg who to motivate them?? Madrid is too big for that rawbish u are spitting....jus like saying buhari begging wizzy to play for her daughter wedding...

Nikeballer:
Hehehe,ohhh ok....I guess this rule only applies to hazard but when an attacking midfielder who was converted to a striker to suit klopp system,you lots call him a defensive striker cos he doesn't score lots of goals....

All round midfielder, complete midfielder and better player is Gerrard but cos lampard plays higher up the pitch,had better teammates,scored lots of pks and deflections shots,Chelsea fans argue he is better...

Using same logic and goals ratio,Hazard Is not half the player Salah is,QED!!!!

Ab0bi:
nobody in Manure for the past 5yrs can go head to head with Hazard...

Segedinho:
Yah..
Liverpool strenght lies in their full backs.

The next person i would rate is mane.

That guy is a motherphuking workaholic

Neobulletzz:
Lol you just like to dey yarn opata

Salah that got to his prime around 26 or so
Hazard was 19 when he carried Lille to win the league
Hazard was 19 when he won Ligue one player of the year, when was Salah all these while? Salah that couldn’t make it at Chelsea

You calm down talk say Salah score 38 goals, when please? He scored 32 goals. If not for Afcon that year, Drogba would have smashed it, Drogba left the league, went to play AFCON, came back and still won Golden boot with 29 goals

Hazard have made FIFA XI twice, Salah none
Hazard made four PFA team of the year, Salah one so far

How have Hazard been playing with better players. You really open your mouth and call Fabinho, Wijnaldum, Keita bums, Oga you know nothing about football, na just bants you sabi

Nikeballer:
Hahaha,are these your facts?you just disgraced Chelsea and hazard fc

So Salah has better players around him than Hazard's Madrid and Chelsea,check the midfields again and say what you said again....will you gladly accept henderson and Gini....

Nikeballer:
Hahaha,are these your facts?you just disgraced Chelsea and hazard fc

So Salah has better players around him than Hazard's Madrid and Chelsea,check the midfields again and say what you said again....will you gladly accept henderson and Gini....

Nikeballer:
Haha,wait....is it the Salah that has more premier League goals in a season (38) as a winger then any of your legendary striker in history ,

Salah have not gone 365 days without scoring a goal like hazard,

Salah hasn't been so bad to manage just 2goals in a season

Salah has more UCL goals than hazard

Salah has won the UCL,super cup and club world cup and hazard hasn't

Salah has won the EPL highest goalscorers award twice(back to back),hazard hasn't....

Salah has played 2 UCL finals,hazard hasn't

Salah has scored more than 20goals for his club consecutively,hazard hasnt

Salah has won FIFA PUSKAS AWARD,hazard
hasn't

FIFA club world cup golden ball award winner,hazard hasn't won it

The Best FIFA men player 2018(3rd behind Messi and modric),hazard has never made top 3

Uefa men's player of the year award 2018(3rd to Messi),Hazard has never been to the list...

Uefa champions League FORWARD of the season(2nd to Messi),hazard has never made top 3

All this while hazard has been in a BETTER TEAM with BETTER PLAYERS while Salah has been playing with "bums" like Henderson,WIJNALDUM,Keita,fabinho with no creative spark,defensive striker in firmino with bathshuayi numbers,cross and insha'Allah Trent....GIVE SALAH GOOD AND CREATIVE MIDFIELDERS LIKE HAZARD HAVE HAD AND SALAH WILL WIN BALLON D'OR AHEAD OF MESSI....

DONT EVER COMPARE SALAH TO THAT BELGIAN MIDGET who run KATI-KATI on the field again....

BRING YOUR HAZARD FACTS TO THIS THREAD OR KEEP QUIET WITH THIS AGENDA FOREVER!!!!

SALAH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hazard(Mr bumbum)

Nikeballer:
K


I will use this same rule for Salah,mane>>hazard but don't come twisting the narrative to saying there is more to football than goals...

Neobulletzz:
Lol all this hate tho

Okay let me break it down for you
Pic 1 : Gerrard
Pic 2 : Gerrard
Pic 3 : Lampard
Pic 4 : Lampard

Pic 2 and Pic 3 shows all the positions they both played in because you are assuming Lampard play high up the pitch and Gerrard didn’t

Again you said Lampard scored a lot of PKs
Lampard played 70 penalties throughout his career, scored 60
Played 50 Penalties in the EPL, scored 43, the remaining 20 penalties is shared between other competitions and country of course

You are assuming it’s penalties that made Lampard scored a lot of goals

Lampard in the EPL - 177 Goals

Gerrard in the EPL - 120 Goals

Let’s even agree to remove Lampard’s penalties
177-50 = 127 Goals without penalties

You see without removing Gerrard’s penalties, he still no still reach, so dead this matter Bro
Lampard>>>>>>>>Gerrard

raumdeuter:
Is that the equivalent of a trophy or a final?

Silva ball ko. Aguero ball ni

raumdeuter:
Hazard has never made a CL final, no world cup final, nothing just dancing around the field

raumdeuter:
Hazard top 4?

Where is Lewandoski, KDB, Mane Mbappe

Hazard won't even make top 50 player in the world currently

Ezeibe:
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raumdeuter:
I agree
Being a better attacker is about being a twerker and dancing shakushaku

Kelamma:
Even if you have potential of being a true lover, Nigeria go change am for you.
The environment here is not conducive for Love.
Infact our environment is an enemy of love.
Everybody dey vex. Transfer of aggression upandan.

entuk:
that pic no resemble Nigerian *lol* and Naija guys never ever come short to even be suspected. besides, which kind guy go secondary school finish with him virginity intact?

Nikeballer:
This is a joke right¿ Not even the best player from Belgium....this midget hasn't even won the UCL to be classed amongst those generational talents

Nikeballer:
Hehehe,ohhh ok....I guess this rule only applies to hazard but when an attacking midfielder who was converted to a striker to suit klopp system,you lots call him a defensive striker cos he doesn't score lots of goals....

All round midfielder, complete midfielder and better player is Gerrard but cos lampard plays higher up the pitch,had better teammates,scored lots of pks and deflections shots,Chelsea fans argue he is better...

Using same logic and goals ratio,Hazard Is not half the player Salah is,QED!!!!

Nikeballer:
Haha,hazard the Belgium midget who gets compared to generational players like neymar and Messi...

The Only "world class" forward/winger who didn't score for 365days,their legend with less UCL goals to a teen and virgin haaland

Greatihex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSrc7blPTg
They have forgotten.

Queenlovely:
reward for passion

I have friends who have watched virtually all the movies I know, those who know almost all the movie stars in Hollywood and Bollywood and maybe Nollywood.
some of them are so passionate about watching movies, they have joined fan clubs of their favorite idol.

How much Dem dey pay you? you are wasting your life watching movies all day, how can you pay your bills if you keep watching movies all day? these are some of the discouraging remarks,

HERE IS MY SOLUTION TO ALL THESE: we can make money from watching movies too, imagine you write an exam for every movie you watch. I mean a quiz. let me use Abuja as a case study.

assuming I have 1000 friends in abuja. we would select a good movie and set 30 good questions from it.

then my 1000 friends simultaneously agree to sell 30 ticket for the exams each on a single day. that is 30,000 participants to the quiz.

the exam candidates are required to answer the 30 questions in 15 minutes. no multiple choice questions. the time should be limited to stop them from searching online or discussing.the exam would hold simultaneously for every venue in Abuja. we can use an open field for the exam, and facemask is required.

then immediately the first exam is finished a second exam should follow, more exams more money,

the exams will start by 3 o'clock or maybe four.

I will add more idea, questions are welcome.

this idea would generate very good income, keep the youths busy, even my nairaland brothers in the literature section we can still work together, we can publish your stories and set questions from it. it will encourage people to read.

I bet you this idea will take a lot of customers from the bet9ja house.

I am telling you the only business idea that has not been taped is the power of the crowd to do business together.

mind you, my 1000 friends are agent

Greatihex:
I didn't watch him at Palace. The boy was a beast under Sarri.

nihilistjnr:
Unplayable.
The bar is so low these days.
Barkley in his worst seasons is RLC level or better.