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muchroom:
Preparing to win the Olympics Gold medal for 100m breaststroke swimming

Artiiclebeast:
A very laughable meeting of dunces.

Wetin dem wan discuss?

See as my guy dey look screen like CCTV security guys for Las Vegas and Holland casinos.

Dem go tell am say " Kai menini baba, we want snap you now, hold the pen and look the screen like say you dey write something".
Kpakam
Laugh want tear my belle.

Bkayyy:
Chai! They scatter the head o!
I believe their plan was to scatter the brain like that asaba guy so that they will pack it with nylon.
I don't think that asaba guys brain scattering and this guy's head popping are unrelated.
Ps. If you like join cultism, I'll still be here to comment on the day they will scatter your head.

stanliwise:
ahahahhaa. Anyway to pull this effect you must appear casual and real. Don’t appear like a student on debate speech o.

stanliwise:
If it the one you post above. Then for the fact you too have been passing each other too often means you have failed the 3-sec rule. Meaning you two have had so much contact without any real communication. This mean either you or her are just shy and you both know that.

For the now you need to find a way to dev a rapport with her. A simple greeting, a lite compliment(not everytime).
Then after little rapport then next step is enquirer, knowing alittle about her and this is just like.
“I don’t know your name”. If she respond well then follow with some history of how you have been seeing her and how you thought she was this and that e.g “quite and shy”. Then compliment her on the new revelation you just know, like she is fun person more than you thought.
The break it, move on.
This should later follow up by little chit chat when next you meet about some fluffy stuff like “Being a student”, “The pandemic effect”.
One way One trick to get her number is to her number is to tell her how you didn’t see her anywhere around for some day and you thought she travelled (This should be true o) wait for her defense response and then say this “Let me have your number”. Then after it, quit chat and move ahead.

buygala:
From my experience, nothing frustrates a bitcchy girlfriend more than silence.... total verbal black-out and blank expression ..... they will be dying to know what's on your mind because that kind of silence is much creepier than all the shouting and beating a man can bring himself to do


Anyway, me sef wey no even well before na im woman wan dey show herself for my side? ....

Last time a babe made me really wanna beat her, I just went on lowkey to fucck two of her best friends in a single week... She was the one now crying uncontrollably and blaming me for not beating her instead but getting back at her by bleeping her friends


THANK GOD I HAVE NOW GIVEN MY LIFE TO CHRIST .... I AM NOW A NEW MAN

Pangea:
Attention seeker! That your bed? How many times you don wee wee on am?
Guys just use the word GRAPHIC anyhow! The only thing graphic in that picture is the shit smeared bed.

maestromedal:
Fela Anikulapo Kuti surely bt Wole Soyinka also stand a chance

Eshinwaju:
Why are you thanking God.....should you not be happy to die for Biafra.....is it not Biafra or death.....olodo.....

3DCYCLOPS:
Where i come from..the only fight we fight is GUN fight...







THE COACHES
They are always at the front row..and you hear them screaming out instructions...

'egbon oya give am upper cut'


And after the fight their candidate loses..you hear them saying 'ogbeni i tell you make you give upper cut..you go dey blow he chest'

pukena:
I was at the filling station again this morning as early as 7am to buy fuel only to observe the same things that have been the order of the day at the fuel stations since the fuel scarcity. The ordinary man can hardly buy fuel. Infact, this is the period I knew there in this country, all fingers are not equal. So here are the 3 types of people that can easily buy fuel without stress:

1) THE ALAYES: Mehn...this men are strong ooo....You dare not stand on their way to getting fuel. They usually buy to resell... I can be on cue for 4 hours while an Alaye can go more than 7 trips with 50 litre gallon!.....Omo...for once, I wished I get this kind strength....Muscle nd deep voice good ooo....I go soon start working on my own muscle against the future fuel scarcities.

2) THE STAFF: This set of people comprises of the untouchables. The ones that can spend the money...extra money. The deal is usually done inside the office before the station mnager himself would come out and fill their numerous gallons. After which, he goes back to the office. I bin wan claim staff for conoil this morning, the manager asked me, "are you a staff?"...I said "yes"....The next question he asked me shocked me..."are you from Adenuga?"...Oga mi...I just dogde my head....

3) THE SMART DUDES: OK..i fall into this category...You see, I run a Cyber Cafe and we are the most hit since this fuel scarcity due to the nature of our business. No light, no business. Si I can't afford to stay on the line the whole day. But since I no be alaye, I gat to find a way out. Most times, what I do is that when I see the line is much, I calmly scan through the cars on cue. I would go close to one of the owners and engage him/her in a discussion...make the laugh and like me instanta...then before their turn go reach, I would just casually ask them to put my gallon inside their car....hahahha, it always works like magic...

Feel free to add yours..

solomonbrown64:
,...being d nice dude doesnt work in this part of the world....

falconey:
dude¡!!! long time

5. Having tattoos If you have a tattoo, you’re definitely
going to be classified as a bad girl.

this should be number 1 on the list. especially if the tattoo is on the cleavage. this one is AUTOBAD

keyzid:
4. You are the only man in my life
Gosh....ladies can be so trickish and unfaithful tho'. (Note: Some not all) They tell you, you are the only man they are dating whereas, there are several others who is satisfying their insatiable need outside.
5. No sex until marriage
Some of them will even go as far as lying to you that they are virgins and so don't want to be in an intimate relationship. Eventually if you find out they are not a Virgin, they will still lie again that they got raped, they lost their virginity through rigorous exercise or whatever.
6. I have never lied to you before
In as much as this is applicable to the boys, the girls are not to be exempted from it. Infact, they tend to tell this kind of lie whenever you catch them lying. They use that to safe faces.
7. I have dated less than three men in the past. Had sex with just two.
Believe me, if you are that kind of guy who is interested in knowing pretty well about the type of lady you dating, don't try throw that kind of question to her... she will lie. If she have slept with 50 of them in the past, she will lie to you and say it's just 5. Men, beware.

Abbeyunique2:
me no dey lie o, i only bend the truth

deanoffaculty:
I trust sharp guys! They will change it to confuse the interviewer.

Like- 'My Father is a Blacksmith and he does a lot of blowing job to increase the forging heat so, I was trying to promote his business on Social media'.

Kelvin30286063:
Okay

Hienna:
Maybe yes.. But hold on!!
I guess that man always told those men behind him to smile by force when taking pictures, even if there is nothing funny to laugh to.. Abi na missile release dey make dem laugh??

stanliwise:
Have you heard the word: “DON’T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT”?

NevetsIbot:
Man.... Talk to her... You're probably expecting some blaa Blaa about what to say and all..

I'd advise you to just chin up,.. Since y'all always walk opposite each other, try to put yourself in a position one day to walk along with her without making it seem like it was on purpose.


Tip 1... Talk to her like you've know her for long.. Don't do the boring introduction stuffs...

I'd go "Hey hey. What's up na or (girlie)"... She'll reply,..... We don't need her to say much.. Then follow up with a random conversation about anything about her or your environment... "Isn't the sun too hot? And you're just walking like no thing's burning you"


If she's interested, she'll definitely follow up.

If she ain't... She would be shocked by the way you rendered her defences useless before she even raised them and probably flow.

Well, that's just my style, you might feel the style of others though but whatever the outcome bruh....know this...


You are a king in your own lane.

Kendumazy:
Love the fact that he didn't blame or accuse anyone. Very nice interview. Weldone sir!

freshkpomo:
Verdict: Are you aware some restaurants cook with Human meat?
Are you aware some people cook corn with water from gutters?
Are you aware that the meat in some meat been hawked are rats.
Are you aware the suya you eat might be made from a dead dog?
Are you aware some restaurants sell dead fried chicken.
Are you also aware that some fishermen smoke snakes and fish together and sell to the public?? We have eaten so many things in this country unknown to us.


A united youth is an unstoppable force

#NYM


Nigerians are suffering and smiling.

fredie107:

realestniggah:
You can't beat Madrid by 8 goals in a knockout stage of the champions League sha. Ramos will rather kill someone and go to Prison for life than let that happen.