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Autos › Re: 2019 Rolls Royce Phantom VIII by Thazard(m): 5:10pm On Sep 17, 2020
lagusboyyy:
I like this OP, he simply put " call for price"

He knows, if he states the price here, it can cause earthquake of the brain.
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 4:48pm On Sep 17, 2020
DeadPresidents:
Only glory hunters claim to support two clubs equally especially when either clubs are buzzing at the moment.

That's classic glory hunting behavior like a hoë with a niggä on the side.

Stay one place make thunda faya you abeg.
cheesy

Past Glory Man United (PGMU)

Another name added to their collections.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2020
madrid5:
abeg let person hear word ,player wey you don watch once for your life you don dissect finish,X factor or Y axis Bruno fenandes not get,na pk my guy tey dey survive


cheesy
Family › Re: 90% Of Guys Have This Mark by Thazard(m): 7:39am On Sep 17, 2020
I have it too
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 11:01pm On Sep 16, 2020
Segedinho:
They need help..

GoFundMe is the best bet
Wait first oh.

Whose account does this go fund me money goes to if the money doesn't reach the target?
Crime › Re: 24 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria by Thazard(m): 3:56pm On Sep 16, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright.... perused through your write up and i must say it is not devoid of intellect.... ogbeni op....i owe you a parcel of weed...that your number 24 na my life be that ...he dey very important to me anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

5)That location own ehnnnn....I nor dey disclose am at all and i still dey use VPN take Change my internet protocol from static to dynamic.... because a static ip can tell your country, area or rather it can tell your longitudinal and latitudinal points

6) you fit assist persons with your phone to make calls but insist say you must hide the number
10) this number ten na im kill those osogbo young niggarrrz....no matter what...park your ride well and align with officers
24) this number 24 dey very important to me...data can never run out of my phone not to talk of credits... I go subscribe empty hen, Airtel and smile....infact my phone nor dey run out of even battery....I dey on generator 24/7...
Plus my ravpower power bank of 20100 mah way dey power my laptop and phones
You made sense!
Travel › Re: Ethiopia Just Entered 2013 While The Rest Of The World Is In 2020 - HistoryVille by Thazard(m): 10:57am On Sep 16, 2020
cheesy
Events › Re: 10 Different Ways People Celebrate Birthdays In Nigeria (photos) by Thazard(m): 9:27pm On Sep 15, 2020
I'm just like number 4.


I usually get worried that I'm getting older.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 11:16pm On Sep 14, 2020
See how my RLC is being mocked.Yes he had a very baaaddd day but remember,Even Hazard had worst days than this at Chelsea.


Nevertheless, I'm still supposing the motion that says a fit Loftus Cheek is Better than a fit Ross Barkley.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 11:01pm On Sep 14, 2020
pamcode:
All the people involved in this Kepa buy directly or indirectly must be rewarded for their wickedness. From the Chelsea scouts, Sarri to Courtois and the Spanish media. Wtf any decent Long shot is beating this dude.
cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Is This Job A Scam? by Thazard(op): 12:09pm On Sep 14, 2020
Hi guys, For some weeks now, I've been applying for a remote job as a Graphic designer and I got an email today for an interview through Skype or Google Hangouts.I don't know if it's a scam.

Here is it;




New Employment For Remote Base Candidate.

C



corbeila@sutton.com

to aviercappas25, jcp, groupwalker, +97
15 hours ago

Details

Dear Potential Candidate,


This email is a notification your Resume/CV has been reviewed and shortlisted to fill in for a position aboard our team. This position is for Accounting Manager Administrative Assistant
Brand Manager
Creative director
Customer Service
Data Analyst
Data Entry Clerk
Data Modeler
Digital Marketing
Engagement Manager
Financial Analyst
IT Program Manager
Marketing Manager
Medical Biller
Network Admin
Payroll Clerk
Project Manager
Reporting Analyst
Sales Rep
Chief Marketing Officer
Chief Operation Officer, available aboard our ''virtual / workfromhome'' position here at INSTRUCTURE, INC.

 

Your details have been forwarded to the ''Regional Virtual Human Resource Department of INSTRUCTURE, Inc. "Mark Landwer” will be available to discuss the job briefing, pay scale, and company benefits, with requirement about the openings in our company.


We can offer you $62 hourly base salary, plus bonus’ available. We can discuss start dates based on what is possible on your end, but we would be excited to have you start as soon as possible.


You can enjoy our Full/Part time Tele-Commute job at ''Instructure, Inc ''.
We are the developer and publisher of Canvas, a Web-based learning management system, and Canvas Network, a massive open online course platform.
Our proven portfolio of smart networks, software, services, meters and sensors help and educate our customers better manage technology for the people and need.


This is an immediate hire position. The interview will commence from 8am to 8pm, Mondays - Saturdays. Make sure you are available within this period of hours to participate further with the interview. The supported platform for the interview is via Skype app for skype account users or google hangouts (gmail users).


1. Gmail Hangout users
Invite Mark Landwer, the interview manager, on Google Hangout via :
career.instructure.lader@gmail.com

After doing so, you are to send a notification message to proceed further with interview.Code: ''ReadyNow'. Mark Landwer, will be online waiting to proceed with you immediately.

2. Non Gmail users
Please have a Google Hangouts app installed via this webpage, to your phone or pc.

https://hangouts.google.com


3. Skype users
Invite Mark Landwer the interview manager, Skype via: career.instructure.lader@outlook.com

4. Please have a Skype app installed via this webpage, to your phone or laptop
https://skype.com

After doing so, you are to send a confirmation message to proceed further with interview Code: ''ReadyNow''. Mark Landwer will be readily available to proceed with you.

Thanks as we look forward to hearing from you again.


Regards
--
Recruiter
Talent Acquisition Team
INSTRUCTURE, Inc.




uboma
davide470
LaurelP
Pets › Re: Police Search For Man Who Painted Dog Like Tiger To Scare Locals In Malaysia by Thazard(m): 7:57am On Sep 14, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Truth be told. If i see this dog. I no go run.

But i go mooooove grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Plan Making Money Since COVID-19 Did This... by Thazard(m): 2:55pm On Sep 13, 2020
Herbiedeen:
like seriouslyhuh
yup
Romance › Re: How Do You Plan Making Money Since COVID-19 Did This... by Thazard(m): 2:05pm On Sep 13, 2020
Mine at 4 and 11. But I'm still searching for a work from home job.
Business › Re: Ughelli Or Asaba Which One Is Better To Settle Down by Thazard(m): 2:01pm On Sep 13, 2020
bluebay:
Asaba is a Good place . Don’t listen to whoever tells you that cost of living in Asaba is high. Asaba is all about how you willing to live your life. On a low or big way. Bread, Garri, rice and others and still same price. You can still see a 2bedroom of 20k monthly in Asaba . So my brother, go to Asaba. Ughelli is just a small town


Blasphemy!

Op Living in Ughelli is cheaper and easier while living in Asaba has only one advantage, close to onitsha.
Crime › Re: Party Guest Stabs Celebrant To Death In Ogun State (Photo) by Thazard(m): 1:58pm On Sep 13, 2020
TheChameleon:
2020 - 1980 = 40.
A fool at 40 is a fool forever.
Lol, Finishing!
Romance › Re: Men, Stop Bringing Nigerian Women Abroad! Another Sad Experience by Thazard(m): 1:40pm On Sep 13, 2020
Oracleforce:
I can never do this kind of mumu mistake...an average African lady is greedy...all my property will be in naija while we rent houses in abroad....if dem born dem well make demcome say make I leave my house for Naija because of one stupid woman....god punish oyinbo court judgment t
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 1:30pm On Sep 13, 2020
Kimbeast:
So everyone is in agreement that when all are fit this is our starting eleven

Pulisic ------- Werner ------- Ziyech

Mount------Havertz

----- -- -Kante-----------

Chilwell - Silva - Zouma - James

---------- Mendy--------------------
Please take out Mount and bring in Loftus Cheek.
Business › Re: How To Survive On 20k Or Less In A Month by Thazard(m): 1:13pm On Sep 13, 2020
Gabriel6:
And na sumbody boyfriend B dis ooooo
Hahaha
Romance › Re: 7 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Not Serious About Your Relationship by Thazard(m): 11:30pm On Sep 12, 2020
These relationship theorists have come again.

So so theory, you'll get into the relationship And see something entirely different.
lo
Forum Games › Re: Naija Quiz Show Episode #6 - Win N5,000!! Today September 12th 2020 by Thazard(m): 9:48pm On Sep 12, 2020
rentAcock:
Q #16
benue
Forum Games › Re: Naija Quiz Show Episode #6 - Win N5,000!! Today September 12th 2020 by Thazard(m): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2020
rentAcock:
Q#15 spelling counts here, I will accept any of 3 words
pound Sterling

Bro's at the top is it 12g you guys are using?
Forum Games › Re: Naija Quiz Show Episode #6 - Win N5,000!! Today September 12th 2020 by Thazard(m): 9:41pm On Sep 12, 2020
rentAcock:
Q#12 full spelling or abbreviation accepted
Abraham Lincoln
Romance › Re: The Resemblance Between Saint Obi And Byron Saxton (Photo) by Thazard(m): 9:29pm On Sep 12, 2020
My Favorites; Batista CM Punk Randy Orton Brock Lesnar Seth Rollins Roman Reigns Kane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 9:27am On Sep 12, 2020
thorrvik55:

The new season is days away, what would be ur preferred starting line up/formation vs Brighton?
I prefer this:

__________Pulisic_______________Werner_________



_________RLC_______Havertz________Ziyech_____
-----------------Kante--------------------------------


___Alonso___Silva______Zouma_______Azpilicueta



____________________Mendy___________________
Crime › Re: 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria by Thazard(m): 10:11pm On Sep 10, 2020
MejiLoyon:
Just being alive dey vex them
I Don see where police stop one guy tell am say make he open him teeth. I swear, bros teeth be like rusted zinc roof. Na here I forrr for olopa

Olopa "bros why your teeth dirty like this, you no get toothpaste? You wey no get toothpaste how you take dey brush not to talk of food. You say wetin? You dey hustle for food. Which kind hustle? I sure na tiff you be. Youre under arrest.

Na their I burst laff
Romance › Re: At Age 23 Still Scared Of Asking A Girl Out by Thazard(m): 4:52pm On Sep 10, 2020
Slimtuns:
Why do I have a feeling you just wan shag the babe? Is not fair if that's your intention oh. Wetin Konji go cause sha! Shidren of nowadays! lipsrsealed
Honestly, that not my intention,I want her to be my first girlfriend and by the way, I'm still a 20 years old virgin.
Romance › Re: See What I Saw As My Gf Dp On Whatsapp (picture Added) by Thazard(m): 4:51pm On Sep 10, 2020
DozieInc:
Its for someone thats thinking of breaking up... "pre-warning photos "
Romance › Re: At Age 23 Still Scared Of Asking A Girl Out by Thazard(m): 4:47pm On Sep 10, 2020
Slimtuns:
Since you said she likes you too, that's easy..but you need to confirm she's currently not seeing someone.

All you need is to text her cos anxiety won't make a physical conversation work. Text her, Vick... There's something I need to tell you, you're a lady I respect and adore a lot, for a long time I've been hiding how I truly feel about you, the more I hide the more it grows. I can't keep on hurting myself for something I cannot change, I'm serious into you, like I really like you, you know the like I'm talking about, right? Not a platonic one. I'm seriously in love with you, you're just a perfect lady for me. This text might make me seem drunk but no, I'm only intoxicated, intoxicated by your love. All I want is a chance from you, a chance to put my words into action. I hope to get a reply from you soon. Then boom her reply will determine what the next line of words would be.
Ha Bros

I would be going against red piller's idealogy.

Never tell a woman you love her

P.S-She was crushing on me first before I started falling for her too and we have never talked to each other before.

CC ubunja

Harddon
Family › Re: What Gift Can I Get For My Mom On Her Birthday? by Thazard(m): 4:42pm On Sep 10, 2020
WaistPain:
See this beauty below!! kiss ... I'm sure your mom will absolutely love it grin




All you just need to do is send me that 3k you wan use buy her gift make i use am play 2000odds for bet9ja this weekend grin grin grin

Don't thank me... WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR cool
cheesy
Romance › Re: At Age 23 Still Scared Of Asking A Girl Out by Thazard(m): 4:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
Slimtuns:
Bro, it's natural as a first timer. But if you won't make a move you'll keep being a first timer even if it takes you 10 more years to build your confidence. Was once like you tho, I'm naturally a shy guy so it was hard then, I would feel like my heart was gonna burst open with the rate at which it would be beating but I grew my confidence.

Asking a girl out requires some techniques,

You don't ask a girl out when she's in the group of friends, no! Although some guys are naturally crazy and will call out a girl in the midst of friends but that ain't me.

You need to study the girl's mood before walking up to her
When you've finally gotten her attention, just make it simple and don't ask her to be your gf immediately. Hi, I saw you walking by and I felt it wouldn't be nice not to say hello...my name is blah blah blah, can I know your name? At this point a sensible girl should be getting along. Try to compliment her a little, in a decent manner tho. Then tell her you wouldn't want the friendship to end right there, can I have your contact pls? She would want to say no of course, tell her Cmon! We tend to make friends and not enemies make some jokes in between, a mature girl will surely give you her number but if you meet a confam crazy girl just let her go. After getting the number, bounce from the scene then follow it up via text...try to build a little friendship for like 2-3 days before telling her what your true intention is. It should be easier that way. Ciao ciao cool cool
Hello, I'm just like the op.

Please can you tell me what to say to my crush because she obviously likes me and I don't want to miss this opportunity.
Romance › Re: At Age 23 Still Scared Of Asking A Girl Out by Thazard(m): 3:38pm On Sep 10, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Op they will only distract you.. Girls are not what you need right now at age 23.. But if you insist......Truth is, asking a girl out is not hard as you think.. The key is being yourself and saying what's on your mind. Don't be afraid of rejection, and also learn to watch out for green light.. Don't go asking ,as if your whole life depends on it. Go with the mindset of making frds, just like you are with ur male frds. Ask and see what comes out of it.. This way you won't feel anything, even if she says she is not interested. (Back then wen we dey learn,my teacher go say ...Shoot 5,atleast one must enter grin)
lol

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