₦airaland Forum

Rossinky:
Excellent response by the FG. I suggest Nigeria temporarily withdraws from ECOWAS, just to get the rest of West Africa to sit straight.

Nigeria contributes nearly 80% of all ECOWAS funds and those funds help with so many things, from regional security to emergency food and health supplies.

The Nigerian GDP is 75% of West Africa's GDP. West Africa has 14 nations that basically depend on Nigeria for their survival.

Nigeria should LEAVE ECOWAS for them, and ask Nigerian businesses in Ghana to return home.

3 of the top 5 banks in Ghana are Nigerian banks. Order them to withdraw immediately from Ghana, let us see how the Ghana economy can withstand that shock to their system. That move alone will plunge their economy into recession in a matter of days.

Also, 70,000 Nigerian students are in Ghanaian universities, and they are made to pay in dollars there. This brings in billions of dollars to Ghanaian coffers each year. Nigeria should declare that it will not recognise degrees from Ghanaian universities henceforth, and end that phenomenon.

Let us see how long before Ghana gets their head straight after these measures.

If they continue their madness, the FG should consider sponsoring rebel movements in northern Ghana and neighbouring Burkina Faso to infiltrate and destabilize that country, and effect regime change in favour of a more pro-Nigeria administration.

Do you know that Ghana hasn't got a single fighter jet?

Not one. I've done the research. Their military is ranked 28th in Africa, while Nigeria is 3rd or 4th. Even Burkina Faso is ranked above them militarily.

They are very weak and vulnerable to military/terrorist/rebel attacks and incursions, and have spent very little on their military, because their government has taken it for granted that Nigerian forces will defend them like we did in Liberia, Sierra leone, Gambia etc, in the event of a crisis.

No more.

Ghana have become too proud and arrogant at the relative peace and prosperity they have enjoyed under the regional economic and security umbrella that Nigeria has provided the sub-region over the last 20 years.

Today, they are welcoming black Americans in their thousands, offering them free citizenship and free land to live and work on, while chasing Nigerians around, locking their shops, and demanding they pay 1 million dollars each to work.

They are like the great Chinua Achebe's little bird nza, who so far forgot himself after a heavy meal, that he challenged his personal god to a wrestling contest. Needless to add, the deity picked him up and with one swift, deft move, dashed him unto the cold stony earth.

They must be taught a lesson they will never forget.

stanliwise:
Goodnight to you also.
When girls later deal with you mercilessly
You will later join Nairaland redpill to wail how you hate women and how other guys are simp

chatinent:
Somebody said witchcraft is part of Edo state's mineral resources.

seanwilliam:
i can remember the following
1. rubbing my dick on a sister yansh in church during fire fire vigil.. but I think she liked it cos the dick was hard af , and she was just doing like someone in spirit...
2. I used my last term school fee in sec school to buy a new phone.. I never pay the school fees till date
3. a pastor daughter gave me head in their parlour when I go charge
4. when my dad was working in construction coy, I transferred 40k twice from his account.. he thought it was bank issue so he was going to the bank to lay complaints, oboy I quickly returned it because that shit would have spoilt my reputation.. of all him pikin, na me my parents trust pass.. up till now self, they really confide in me..
5. when I visited my brother in Osun state, I would wake up as earlier as 4 in the morning, I would hide in the kitchen and peep through the window, all the girls in that house bathe outside early.. although good bathroom dey but I no no why dem dey bath outside.. I see different pussies and yansh.. na that time I know how girls dey wash pussy .oboy!
6. I made a threat on a guy that was eyeing my girlfriend then..( the guy hostel was beside my own.. and the guy carry well well ) .. I call am for midnight, I used strange number , give am voice , tell am say he go die if he no desist.. funnily enough immediately I dropped the call, the guy called my number and told me that " guy someone is threatening me cos of your girl.. I just laughed and feigned ignorance.
7. I fuvk my girlfriend's roomate.. she went to shagamu, her phone was off so I went to her hostel, didnt see anyone so I waited till like 9 for night.. her room mate came back from where she went to do assignment. gbam , naso dem bring night, I kuku borrow her charger, thinking by 11, I go go house.. naso we watch Spartacus enter relay.... she was crying in the morning,I quickly left befoe by 5am before guys wey sabi me wake up; D
8. I told a lecturer in the class that" you are mad sir".. Walai dem no catch me na another person dem catch.. the guy beg tire...he said he didnt mean to say that ( he used him mouth kill himself )
9. the day I was going to unilag, I helped the driver collect money and handed it over to him.. he thanked me, mumu man no no say I no pay
10. I went to mesuya during rush hour.. I chopped 1k suya without paying Kobo...
e too plenty walai, those are the ones I could reminisce vividly

Novelistguy:
I have a confession to make to all those who have followed this thread.

I confess Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Saviour

I wish you all do too. You can't fill that void in your heart except by him. You know what I'm saying. I truly see the matrix now. Thank you Jesus.

punisha:


Truth be told,with the way things are in Nigeria, even Congo go drag us through the mud, but we have never lost an e-war.

ChemicalReaction:
Highly classified U.S information;

1-10)ABBDECDBAA
11-20)BBDAAECAEE
21-30)CABEDDABAB

Five questions are wrong. Now switch to Essay.
Meanwhile, someone is by the gate waiting for external invigilators.
Coding began in Nigeria, I swear.

ChemicalReaction:
Highly classified U.S information;

1-10)ABBDECDBAA
11-20)BBDAAECAEE
21-30)CABEDDABAB

Five questions are wrong. Now switch to Essay.
Meanwhile, someone is by the gate waiting for external invigilators.
Coding began in Nigeria, I swear.

Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

raumdeuter:
Salah has already been back to back EPL golden shoe winner. Won the league, won the CL

raumdeuter:
Hi to what? Has Harry Kane ever scored 32 league goals in a season

raumdeuter:
Salah in 3 seasons has about 75 EPL goals, topped the scorers chart in the league twice, and no one has matched his scoring record for 1 season in the EPL

visijo:
Nigerian girls are not romantic at all I hit her with pillow She flog me wit USB cable for neck ��

biggy26:
Why? Do you live in zambia?

Azmanaty:
They should invite Hell Rufai and Bubu the lifeless vegetable.

Mannabbqgrillz can supply them rotten suya at the meeting.

sbaks:
Hahaha lol. The writer of this story is not good at all ooo hahahah lol
Very funny piece

raumdeuter:
Hang the L o your fat lips the same one you used to hype Hidden shakushaku the Madrid failure, Belotti relapsti who is still relapsing from an injury copped almost 3yrs ago while Sule with the same ACL injury won the CL yesterday
The same humongous lips you used to hype Krychokewack into Siberia wilderness, hyped Wanyama into MLS, Coquelin into oblivion, Sergi Roberto into mediocrity

Where is the VVD now? Last time he was seen fleeing for his life at the sight of Morata

martineverest:
u clearly don't know about Brazilian president...buhari is far better than him

someone that said Corona was a mere malaria and even join protest against lockdown until the country became the second largest Corona most infected country...later he said anyone dat died as a result of Corona is his destiny

MrOjay1:
Let's all join our hands together in applause as we welcome Evang.Righteousness89 as he comes in to tell us the spiritual implication of the punch.

Bville02:
He renewed his contract recently. It'd be tough, very tough and expensive signing him.

liljboy:
y'all just jump on this thread without reading from the start.

HARDDON:
You seem to be very good at narration.

There is nothing to access from the situation bro.
You think she hasn't sensed you? from a mile out, she has.

Read the thread and learn how to make fun of gurls you fancy and pelt them with attractive pebbles before u stop her one day and start professing road side love.

This one got me laughing hard

I met this guy online and he came to see me. When he pulled it out I laughed. It was so big that it wouldn't stand up. It was about 3 inches away from his knee. It was so thick it was thicker than my wrist. I told him Hell to the no. He was a virgin. 24. This wasn't the first time a girl told him no. It sad scary as Bleep

MJBOLT:

But when he hammers the 30 billion in the account will you stay away from him??