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MorataFC:
are you talking about midfield(ders) or entire squad?

nateevs:
Nawa o! Na RLC you dey take rub floor like this? You keep saying this over and over.
You have never witnessed an RLC peak, ever! So I am not sure why there is this direct comparison.

We've all seen what Barkley can do. Let RLC have one/two full seasons of full fitness, you will change your mind sir.

Skimpledawg:
Wetin be this na

Skimpledawg:
Don't get me wrong man, I'm not holding forte for Barkley. Na very rubbish player.

But, I'd take him over RLC. That 2018/19 season, they had same goal contributions.

We all know Barkley has really declined. A fit RLC won't stand a fit Barkley at Everton.

Skimpledawg:
Key word is 'fit'. Should we keep waiting for a fit RLC?


Shey you sabi say Lampard no get any excuse again? I go personally drag am for blockus

Skimpledawg:
Do what then?

Keep him to what exactly?

TimoWerner:
E.Ampadu is a good baller, i wonder why nobody rate him high.

D.r is an expensive overrated billy gilmour.

Skimpledawg:
Even if a voice tells me to stop, I still won't hesitate to slaughter Isaac for this to happen.


Bin Jorginho, Drinkwater, Yoko, Barkley and RLC and use their cash to get me Thiago.

P.S; why is Jorginho still at this club?

175:


Ask DAT suya guy, na thief him be.

possibility99:
Hope you've tested it. I no wan hear say na water generator dey power am ohhh I guess those in authority in the market will try and look into scamming issues.
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The part of the story that really sweet me was where the OP said "it pained me down to my marrow" I no fit laugh. This is just an inch of what all those yahoo victims faces . 25K OP wan do juju Some fools here on Nairaland will be supporting cyber crime One day, dem go scam you tooo

oluseyiforjesus:
This guy will do better as president than PMB
Buhari May God gave u n ur family d next level u gave to us......

Vyzz:
Lol....


Russians seems to be sweet people...


Unlike how we see them on TV's and how the media present them

Sweetness4:
This topic reminds me of my secondary classmate that travelled out. We were good friends. 3years later he was added to our class whatsApp group chat. I commented and said hey it's been a while ooo. He asked of my name, I told him. He said he can't remember me. I was really embarrassed. Just 3years ooo. I started describing how we always gist and how we were encouraging ourselves during waec. (Shalayeing things) Lmao he said "i don't know who you are ooo". I was shocked.
Omo that was the last time we spoke.
I will travel out one day too. e be things ooo��

TheChameleon:


So many mad Igbos...

We see plenty of them on Nairaland.

Their Government should come and pack them

TheChameleon:


So many mad Igbos...

We see plenty of them on Nairaland.

Their Government should come and pack them

Goldenboy842:
I really dnt know why this happen in one of my snail pen, this snail has been white from the hatchery.

dadabashua1:
God bless Sir, you have just said it...its an insult comparing that TL with the Camry..coming from a Camry owner.

HeavenlyBang:
The disrespect in this post. Compare a TL to a Lexus GS, Mercedes C350, and Infiniti G37. Not a bloody Camry.



You bought a bad car or you failed to maintain it properly. That's on you.

macjireh:
na ur keeper dey post...nothing concern me wit who dey bench

macjireh:
na ur keeper dey post...nothing concern me wit who dey bench

popizaino:
New term will begin by September and all the students are buying new textbooks, sandals, bags, pen, notebooks and Uniforms.

Let me tell you about the students before they resume new class....

*MAN CITY* is the son of the rich man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him and he still Dangles with his results

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance and always buy his the best textbooks. Let's see his performance this term though he always makes the father proud after buying new text books

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than his best friend Arsenal and be Happy

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly fall sick during test and exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher, all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being position 4...or worse behind his manchy Tottenham

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father is the wealthiest and used to sort all his courses and bribe all the teachers for him to be at the top in those days, but after his father passed away and his mother inherited the whole wealth and forced him to study by himself, but pride didn't allow him, he is always number 6 because he can no longer get marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work, he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past, while others are progressing and last Term he surprised the mum and got the 3rd Position. Let's see if he can manage the position this term.

*WESTHAM* is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students.

*FULHAM* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last. Let's see what he has to offer this term after been promoted to a higher class.

*LEICESTER* is that student that took first once and never wanted to near that position again, he gave out all the materials needed to be at the top and decided to clinch with his new friends Arsenal and Tottenham

*EVERTON* is that student that love being in the 10th position even when others are jumping and passing, he will just shake his head and say "at least i didn't fail".....


*ASTON VILLA* is that student that always like to show himself in the class as if he is the best student, but when exam comes he will always sit close to his friend Sunderland so they can peep together and be expecting at least a gift of points or favour to jump out from an 'F' position

*BRIGHTON* is that student that goes to school because others are going. He doesn't even know if they buy text book or not. What he knows is, write exam and smile out of the hall like a Christmas Goat

*NEWCASTLE* is that dark student that is always been adopted by different rich confused parents and always rob shoulder with his friend Chelsea not minding his Position in class

The remaining student's don't even care to know who is First, second or third. All they want to hear is that their names are in the promotion list while they go and take some Bottles for Celebration ......and that settles it


#copied

BlueAngel444:
Jeez if sports section is a university, this thread is definitely multipurpose hall. You just don't know when or which lecture would happen next.

dawnomike:
Just forget Acura TL... I ended up selling off mine at a cost far lesser than the purchase price

Don't be carried away by it's exquisite appearance.

zeusdgrt:
Na so e easy?oga archbishop remove coat enter field na

Timekeeper:
If na by mouth, I for Don get house for lekki, get wife from Spain... Get mansion for Canada, get job for USA.... Go on tour in the UK


Efe no be by mouth

Creeza:
No green light no approach. A basic rule which you failed.

anyways, next time dont stop ladies on the road. Go somewhere cool, maybe a spa, an eatery or a get together with friends. Dont rush, stop thinking about the game and become the fu*king trophy! Sooner or later, a lady will spot you and you dont want to look depressed or out of place when she does. Work on you. become comfortable in your own skin.

And if you must stop a lady on the road, dont do it the first time you see her. One, it will create awkwardness, two, make you no go carry mami water enter house.

If na konji dae hold you, then a relationship is definately not what you want, try the ALLEN AVENUE girls. Your hood babes will be difficult to smash except you can assure them you wont "kiss and tell"

But mind you, they will tell their female friends if you prove reliable in keeping your little secret. Learn this and ladies will flock to you from all corners. And may GOD have mercy on your sceptic soul.

faithful2911:
I don't know if I should laugh or just pretend.

Baba abeg give us 2sure odd na
Now that you're diverting into sports.

https://zeratech.com.ng/look.jpg

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Nor mind them.... just to ask questions na wahalar
Them go dey form and behave like angels for outside whereas them be tigers for house

AntiBrutus:
Post like this gives credence to the useless saying that girls love "bad guys". You don't want him because you think he is boring.

I understand that you want a lively partner, but I will suggest you take a look at how he behaves around others. There are many reasons he loses confidence around you

1. He loves you too much.
2. You have this dominating aura. Some ladies and guys have it. They have a way of looking at you that makes you swallow saliva.
3. He never saw a relationship with you happening. Maybe because he thinks you are way out of his league. EPL things ehn

Give him time, when he is free enough with you or is done basking in the euphoria of his new found love, he will pickup. You sef go fear.

Hold that guy o.
Guys like this no get wahala.

No be all these ones wey once you enter their house, they will on gen, close door, put on loud music and start asking if you are comfortable sitting on the chair, abi you will come sit on the bed.

iLegendd:
@Thazard,

I noticed whenever I reveal something here on Nairaland to help people from my Church mind, few months later, I get banned or terminated by that company.

It started with PayPal
Followed my Amazon
And finally Payoneer.

Thank God I'm back on my feet on all of them, but now, I don't reveal sh!t either paid or free.

Sorry about that, Sir.

urchcoded:
African man and stupid superstitious beliefs. I knew Nigeria is filled with unintelligent idiots when I saw a post on Facebook where people were encouraging government to invest in juju and local herbs so that we can export it. That man should be taken to the hospital so he can be treated of premature ejaculation immediately after that he should then be castrated.