₦airaland Forum

Auxtan:
Is high time this platform dedicate a section for madness. Like what did I just read. People are really funny o

superCleanworks:
you are in a relationship. she is in a welfare service.

Nonexisting1:
When a simp falls in love net.

BigYash:
When them kidnap you,then make your family cough out 10m to 50m for ransom en.. next time if you hear cry at night you go put EarPods for ear under bed dey pray and speak in other tongues

I sha know say na cruise you dey..

Randy100:
I just love ugly girl, they tend to be very appreciative. I performed an experiment. I sent a 500 recharge card each to (1) My ugly girlfriend and (2) my beautiful girlfriend.


When the result came out, the ugly girl passed while the beautiful girl failed. The ugly girl was the one that kept calling me, even sending me sweet goodnight text message every night, she finished the whole 500 credit calling and thanking me. The beautiful girl didn't even call me, after 3 days I called her to know if she saw the credit, and she replied " I saw it but do you want me to kill cow for you." I have already made my choice. I love them ugly.

BigYash:
But Tinubu still fine pass your papa when give your mama belle born you na.. Your mama sef no fit better pass or fine pass Remi Tinubu.. If I lie,upload your parent pics here make we see.,

Akpakomiza2:
{b]Obaseki is the worst governor in South{/b],you are ashamed of his failure hence the resort to blaming people on social Media

Meti99:
Dapo Abiodun should be studied for Failure.
That guy should be a special course to be studied in university for failure.
If you want to fail in life just study Dapo Abiodun's life and time.

Realdeals:
If they are Nigerians, Startimes should hire them to service as commentators for the Nigerian football league

Rexraph18:
Samsung galaxy A22
4/128gb
Rough back
Working perfectly
Phone, premium pouch and fast charger
85k

Samsung galaxy A14
4/64gb
Clean and perfect working
Phone, box and fast charger
135k

Xiaomi mi 11 lite 5G
8/128gb
Clean and perfect working (cracked camera glass)
Phone only
175k

Location: Ogun/Lagos
Contact on my signature

noobody:
Mrn

JackStephans:
Neatly used note 7 for sale,
Storage - 64gb/4gb
Price- 40k
Defect- slightly cracked screen.
Location - Ota/Lagos
Call/Whatsapp - 09037540132

lordtim001:
The irony is that if I were to actually accept such a deal, you'd disappear into thin air. Witnessed it a lot of times.

Anyway, you might be able to get a deal in that range elsewhere. Cheers!

Liuedai:
Nokia 8.1 for sale.
6gb Ram,128gb Rom, Android version 11
Qualcomm Snapdragon 710 (10nm)
3500mAh battery
Selfie camera of 20mp
Dual rear camera set up: 12mp + 13mp

The device goes for 75k. Receipt is available.
Location is Lagos, Mushin/Idi-araba.
Call/WhatsApp 07043649655

WantsandMore:
Samsung S9+ 64GB Broken Back( will be fixed on request) Rough Frame 90k Dual sim unlocked

FOOTSOLDIER2:
Sounds like Anal slut

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
I will keep on saying it

niggar

Guardiolor is not that good

He only knows the secrets to wining epl

The secrete is that don't give a fuckkk about other big clubs like Chelsea, Tottenham, arsenal, man u and Liverpool

Just go ahead and pick your maximum 6 points home and away from every other small small clubs

That is the secret people don't understand


Arsenal collected 4 and 6 points almost from all the big teams home and away yet them nor fit win the league
Assuming them use that energy on small small teams the trophy for be their own

Sonnobax15:

Most times,curves and shapes don't win a man's heart....They are only meant to satisfy man's physical desires....But when it comes to peace of mind and true loving,those bannies whom we tag as amoebic are good at giving us that

lordtim001:
Come up a bit, boss

lordtim001:
Mi A3 for sale
4gb/64gb
Android 11, upgraded to Android 14 via custom ROM.

Cracked back but comes with a case. Battery life a bit below average after it was changed 2 months ago, but I still have the old battery.

Going for 50k.
Location: Lagos

kaceylove21:
Let make it 30k

kaceylove21:
Itel A661W for sale
1gb ram
16gb rom

Price 35k
Location Mowe
But can come to anywhere to deliver or waybill it

Olachase:
na one day Ur strong man go fall

Samson is my witness 🚶🚶

olisaEze:
Urhobo people have started their usual land grabbing activities in Asaba again. It happened during Ibori’s time, that’s how Natasha’s husband became a billionaire. It’s common knowledge that the gov, is an old omonile that practically swallowed and sold the entire Osubi axis of Warri all by himself, of course the leopard never changes its spots. But, make dem sha tell am say, Asaba pipo no dey carry their land play o, govt power or not! These neeghas still show up in court for cases instituted by people 100 yrs long dead.

swiz123:
Having an injury prone defenders is the same as having a very bad defense. We need to clear out James, Fofana, Chillwell and obviously Silva.

Just this alone makes defense a major issue to address.

Rapmoney:
If this had happened in Nigeria, the population of the members would multiply x10 within a week.

NinjaMetahuman:
I'm usually not a praying man, but God, any injury that will happen to James again, just give it to curtoir.

I Jesus name I pray.

noskcid:
Fone still dey kanpe

leocollins:
For sale Smart 8

FitCorper:
Abeg explain in layman’s term what is saturated and unsaturated fat. All this grammar too big for butter and margarine.

andrewbaba44:
Make Dortmund no just stress themselves abeg ,no juju will make them win