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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Now That Things Are Expensive, How Do You Manage Your Salary by The5DME(m): 10:49am On Sep 07, 2021

omoharry:
13k? You are certainly not staying in Lagos.

I'm still a teenager and still under my parents; eating their food. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Now That Things Are Expensive, How Do You Manage Your Salary by The5DME(m): 9:11am On Sep 07, 2021

I earn 13k a month: data, transport, feeding, taking care of myself dey chop everything. I literally have no savings; can't even eave anything. My only hope is to make it as a software engineer. Life's not easy when you are poor.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by The5DME(m): 9:08am On Sep 07, 2021

SirVamo:
See ehn, information is power is all I can say at this point...

Can't believe it's me getting a monthly salary of N300,000 monthly , without stepping out of my house and yes it's going to go higher from ember months ...

[b]Wish I could share with one or two I see saying 30k, [/b]damn that money can't do nothing for even 4 days Jeez�

But at a fee right? We know this format.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by The5DME(m): 9:07am On Sep 07, 2021

21k when I worked at Paykobo.com

Phones › Re: Are You Tired Of PES And FIFA? If Yes, Something New Is Here by The5DME(m): 8:21am On Sep 07, 2021

Telegram234:
Dream league is trash.
Time is just way too fast and player cannot turn sharply..

and you cannot dribble the keeper.... Never

Education › Re: This Is Why Death Doesn't Make Any Sense by The5DME(m): 8:45pm On Sep 06, 2021

TimeSpaceWizard:
The version of you that refuses to be stupid.

Romance › Re: To My Fellow Handsome Guys, How Do You Cope With Females Disturbing You for Sex? by The5DME(m): 5:50pm On Sep 06, 2021

Expresswriter:
As a tall handsome guy I am used to attracting attention from ladies.

But lately, I am no longer finding it funny.

Man must not live by kpekus alone.

There's more to life than sex.

The problem now is most of them that come to me don't come because they love me but because I am tall and handsome.

They just like the company.

I want someone who will love me for me not for what they will get from me.

And if you're wondering, MONEY is not a problem to me.

Put me in your prayers, friends.

But to all my fellow handsome guys how do you cope with all the female attention?

Don't tell me you knack them because that's not what I'm looking for.

Companionship is more relevant to me than sex. I am not growing any younger even though I'm still young.

How old are you?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by The5DME(m): 5:31pm On Sep 06, 2021

[[s]quote author=GabrielYulaw post=105551917]

Congratulations bro. You've been noticed. Now go call your village people and throw a feast.

And be sure this is the last time I'm talking to faceless ghosts hiding behind alternate monikers to fart senseless stuff[/quote][/s](yawns)

Politics › Re: Court Dismisses FIRS’ Suit Seeking To Stop Rivers Gov’t From Collecting VAT by The5DME(m): 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2021

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by The5DME(m): 5:11pm On Sep 06, 2021

[quote author=GabrielYulaw [s]post=105551257]

Hello bro. Please I'm confused. You said bandits are now addicted to gin and rum. I thought they are moslems and their religion forbids drinking?

This is the first time I'm hearing the coca cola thing o[/quote][/s]troll

Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Joins Justin Bieber On Stage To Perform Essence: PICS & VIDEO by The5DME(m): 2:45pm On Sep 06, 2021

Which kind background noise be this na?

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Sports › Re: Jean-Pierre Adams Dies After Being In Coma For 39 Years by The5DME(m): 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2021

39 years keh? That's too much na.

Celebrities › Re: Zubby Michael & Chizzy Alichi Fight Over "A Woman Being King Of Boys" by The5DME(m): 1:27pm On Sep 06, 2021

mofedamijo:
Boss.... I am not RMD ooo, biko.

Me richard, how you doing sir? grin

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by The5DME(m): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2021

Are you guys this jobless to spend 24hrs a day, glued to your TV watching a silly show? Una no de go work?

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Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 1:08pm On Sep 06, 2021

Awinneralways:
Big lie. You are trying to update whatever score sheet you have.

What do you gain from killing people?

Inspectorlawal
OgwuEgo
Newdelhi

ok Charles.

Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 12:53pm On Sep 06, 2021

Awinneralways:
This is not a cultism hits update thread. Please ask your fellow cultists for such updates

Cc Inspectorlawal
OgwuEgo
Newdelhi

Don't be a retard...... I have friends there.

Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 11:40am On Sep 06, 2021*

Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 11:13am On Sep 06, 2021*

Yesterday, a friend told me there was a clash at Ekosodin....

Romance › Why Has Nature Chosen To Be Unfair To Men? by The5DME(op): 11:09am On Sep 06, 2021*

Just as the title of this thread; why has nature chosen to be unfair to men?
Take a random girl for instance, whether she is educated or not, ugly(not too ugly) or beautiful, short or tall, has a skill or not, brilliant or not, fair or not; they'll always be guys who'll be ready to spend and do other things that a man does for a girl, whether she improves herself or not.

The point I'm alluding to is that fact that, a woman is loved for just being woman. She doesn't have to do anything to improve herself, and she'll still get a ton of attention.

But no girl, on this planet earth will ever love an ordinary man. Ordinary in the sense of self development: whether good looks, good body, good finances, height, good skin, etc. Men are not loved for just being 'men', but a woman will always be loved for just having a vagina between her legs.

Men and women will never be equal in this lifetime. Maybe in the next, but not this one.

Cc: mynd44 lalasticlala oam4j seun mukina obinoscopy Dominique this topic deserves to be on FP.

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Education › Re: The Disadvantage Of Being Too Smart. by The5DME(m): 9:53pm On Sep 05, 2021

[quote author[s]=Karleb post=105525454]Being too smart is okay but the issue with it is thinking you are above everyone else.
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No matter how smart you think you are, you are a dummy at something.

It's the same issue wealthy and good looking people and people who have or think they have too much of anything have.

There is this overconfidence and pride, small thing you are already talking about how smart or good looking or wealthy you are.

By the time I get money, I want to be as humble as possible.

Majority of people we see as smart are not, they just happen to have good retentive memory.[/quote]I do not agree with this.

TV/Movies › Re: Boma Evicted From The Big Brother House by The5DME(m): 8:04pm On Sep 05, 2021

Good one Nigerians

Family › Re: Best Birthday Gift For A Lady? by The5DME(m): 5:36pm On Sep 05, 2021

Clutch bag.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is There Anything Like Satanic Music? by The5DME(m): 9:45am On Sep 05, 2021

Christianity is mental slavery. That's why I chose the atheist route.

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Phones › Re: I'm Playing My Best Yet I'm Still Losing In PES by The5DME(m): 7:57am On Sep 05, 2021

So dream league is scripted? No wonder the game sef de too easy, I con de suspect wetin de happen.

Family › Re: Please help!! My sister is being used. by The5DME(m): 12:51am On Sep 05, 2021

Pansophist come and say something.

Nairaland General › Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by The5DME(m): 4:53pm On Sep 04, 2021

Limassol:
How Much space? A moment, Hours,days?

hours.

Education › Re: Chinedu John: 19-Year-Old Who Sued JAMB For N1 Billion Over Result Arrested by The5DME(m): 11:53am On Sep 04, 2021

[[s]quote author=EmekaA125 post=105479743]Nigerian Ladies....I wonder how you guys sleep at night knowing fully well that the food you are carrying in between your legs is not eatable due to infection & unhygienic practice. What will you take you ladies to keep your vagina sweet, fresh and appetizing? This is becoming too bad. A man will spend and take care of a girl yet the only compensation he would get is a smelling, stinking and irritating pussy. God punish you ladies there. Umu idiot.[/quote][/s] This one's destiny has been used by village people. How did the trash you just spewed up there correlate with the matter at hand?

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Education › Re: Chinedu John: 19-Year-Old Who Sued JAMB For N1 Billion Over Result Arrested by The5DME(m): 11:33am On Sep 04, 2021

Dabyes:
Please don't pour out your frustration on me. I love my results. I'm only vexed because it's happening to someone who deserves more. Let them release him for us, I'm sure he'll get better opportunities in life. Las las education in this country is scam. Even the so called educated ones acts ignorantly

I know of people who had this same issue of result being changed in this year's jamb. A girl was sent an sms with a certain score, when she sent another sms; another result was brought out. So she had to accept it like that.

Nairaland General › Re: What Can Calm You Down When You Are Angry?? by The5DME(m): 11:10am On Sep 04, 2021

Give me space.

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Forum Games › Re: Share Your Month Of Birth. by The5DME(m): 11:09am On Sep 04, 2021

June 23

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Travel › Re: Canada Visa Got Rejected Twice Please Help by The5DME(m): 6:08pm On Sep 03, 2021

Fawaz12345:
Heard I can skip that Ielts part?

please, do not respond to anyone from this thread who DMs u... For your own good.

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Crime › Re: Lekki Now Hotbed Of Cybercrime, 402 Suspects Arrested In 3 Months - EFCC by The5DME(m): 5:58pm On Sep 03, 2021

[[s]quote author=FreeStuffsNG post=105458974]Their landlords, parents and their close friends enjoying the proceeds of crime with them all need to be part of the mug shot and those who should get sufficient deterent. Taking the mug shots of the alleged internet fraudsters is not enough. Those their friends already on the verge of joining them in the crime will soon realise that it's not worth it.

It is not joblessness!! It's greed, bad parenting and horrible company! Give them work today to resume and work , it's one excuse after the other right from their first day of resumption yet they are the ones who will be mentioning the kind of cars and phones Davido, Wizkid, Ronaldo drive and how they want those luxuries like bad.

They even mock their friends and siblings earning legitimate and modest incomes. Smh.

LASG should henceforth withdraw the CofO of those landlords enabling them by giving out their properties to them and parade their parents too for not reporting them first to government when they see the luxurious questionable lifestyles their children live.[/quote][/s]you talk too much.

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