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I woke up to 443 mentions and non is from you Why

Because you're just a stalker whom I have no time engaging with. Show me where I've scammed someone in Nairaland before since you call me a scammer.

If I will be a thief, then I'd rather be a big thief who steals billions.

placeofallure:
It's definitely not easy to be a man because of all the sociocultural expectations you need to meet and all.

Do you think it's easier being the opposite sex? You won't be comfortable in that skin for long I tell you. In fact you will scamper out!

Running the house effectively and efficiently is likened to running a company. Nothing must be left to chance. As you are thinking of yourself, you are thinking 'of' and 'for' others as well. In some cases, you need to do this and still tend to a career. These days, men don't marry liabilities.

What about the things that are peculiar to womanhood?
Menstrual cramps when they come don't come at you easy. Then what about childbearing? What I saw when I first got pregnant, I don't wish it for my enemy. Now, I'm back from work and resumed at the kitchen. In these parts, believe it or not, in-law wahala no dey finish. So would you rather be a woman?

It's not easy being either gender. No one has it easy.

I noticed I don't give a shit about anything anymore.

I pity who marry this one.

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Magnoliaa:
Oh.

Oh, yes. Yes, post your OnlyFans account, including your LinkedIn and Facebook, Twitter and Instagram handles - if you have any. That's not all. I'm vying to be a professional stalker, so OMGG. I can't believe you're going to be my first real client after all. Thank you for suggesting this! I- phew- I feel this is like the start of my career. The ideas are just coming to me; these are what I'll need:

-Your number
-Your pictures
-Your bank details
-Your email(s)
-Your academic transcripts
-Awards or accomplishments or recognitions you've gotten
-Your usernames/names for these SM sites/apps-
•Wattpad
•TikTok
•Likee {I'm not sure if this still exists though)
•Udemy
•Coursera
•Fiverr
•Scrivener
•Shazam/Spotify

What else? Oh, I'll also need any offline journals or diaries you have, converted into e-files and sent to me.
-Make a list of your likes, dislikes, dreams, passions, bucket list, tours, secrets, sexual fantansies, clothes' sizes, favorite soap, best sleeping position, etc., as wellll. Convert and send.

Ahh. Ki lo tun ku? Just send those ones first and we'll see what to do after this.

Looking forward to partnering with you, as I "promises" to give you a horrific experience by stalking you to death.

Cheers,

Mango-Head,
The Sensual Stalker,
Agbokolori Girls Foundation.

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White money is as fake as the president we have in Aso rock.

Such a fine writeup.

What of we when na itel a56 we fit afford cor?

Dababy with his fast rapping.

Im bored as hell in my job. There's nothing new to learn, which makes it boring to me. I need a new job.

paulolee:
nope..na she choose am

u nor go like connect me with her? na uniben I choose too.

Op, you still de use Android 4.4 in 2021? Nawa for you oh.

paulolee:
make I forward this post Gv my new smally for sweet ronke, don tire to dey Gv her false hopes about admission
I don tire to de explain how e take possible say person go study management course for uniben with her week 185...
I gat Gv her hope because jamb fit reason her but inside me, I know say e go hard bcox uniben no be joke..

Bros u be uniben student?

[[s]quote author=Ishilove post=105328560]Na person come born this one. And to think they told her parents "congrats" when she was born. Smh[/quote][/s]

JovialJune:
All her fans no get money to vote lmao eyah Pele maria, see the way she open mouth when Ebuka called her, she con dey blink nonstop, foolish child, chai Pere should have joined her so it will be complete.

how many times u de comment on this thread na?

N

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No I don't.

My biggest fear is dying in poverty.

Whoever buys this laptop, don buy wahala.

Op wait till next year when I enter school, then I'll come and drop mine.

Yes; and it's not such a big deal, so you don't need to be scared since most Nigerian companies don't keep to their interview time. An interview might be slated for 10am while the person who'll conduct the interview never comot from house by 11am sef.

[color=#000000]poverty is a bastard sha.[/color]

So terrible.

Rest in peace to the young kid.

Randy100:
If you are a good biology student, you will know that each ejaculate has an equal amount of both x and y chromosome. A man is giving his wife the equal amount that can either give a boy or girl, whatever happens to the sperm inside a woman should be solely her fault I come in violence, peace is overated.

bros free he girl na, na by force?

Ishilove come and talk yours.

The number of women who've commented on this thread ain't up to 10.

He must be spending a lot to maintain those cars though.

cassyrooy:
College is very important but avoid cultism, politics and whatnots, start developing skills alongside your books. Bag that degree and dump it somewhere, e get why. Don't regret getting it but never hope on it.

There are loyal women, but you can't keep them unless you've made some change or a big breakthrough is looking imminent. Accept that you're only loved conditionally, when someone loves you unconditionally, then there's a miracle.

Man wey no get girlfriend get plenty peace of mind, know this and live longer. So, don't jump into relationships with the mindset of joining the bandwagon. Know why you need one before you get into one.

The only person(s) that can bet on you with all they've got should be you and your family members, the rests owe you nothing. Nonetheless, there are some good people outside of this cycle. Learn to spot them by being responsible and respectful to everyone and also, dump every expectations from people.

You're still young, don't prove anything to anybody, especially a woman, that's not good enough until you prove yourself to yourself that your better than you were in your past. Build confidence, stay positive because this journey might be a solitary one.

Get domesticated as much as you can. It will help you stay independent from women for as long as you need to be until you're ready to settle down. If you don't, a smart woman can find her way into your life through this route, dangerously when you're not yet ready.

Read. Read. Read. Whether boring or not, develop your writing, speaking and even overhaul your own experiences. Travel too.

All these get why, but na later you go understand.

Aptly put man. Thanks!