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Not all FEMALES of this generation are cheap and worthless

uthlaw:
The thing is just that,females of this generation are just too cheap and worthless!

#Justice for ALL THE INNOCENT PERSONS(known and unknown) killed in this nation.
Enough of the killings!

Please guys I need advise on getting a good phone within 70,000- 80,000.
I use a lot of applications for editing, so I will need a phone with good camera features, long lasting battery, speed and storage.

Thanks

...sent packing for eating gizzard.
Na wa o ��

dawnomike:
Culture and traditions carried over the years... In my own town, a woman can be sent packing if she eats the gizzard of the chicken. It is for the husband
I greatly pirry women that lived in the olden days... Their husbands were demi-gods

One of the days, I visited my sister.
She was in the kitchen cooking. While frying the chicken, her husband came in and said
"Hope you reserved the man part because that one is meant for me as the man of the house".

My sister responded positively saying that she has reserved it.

We laughed about it and I said,

"Who brought this idea of 'man part' in your chicken or any kind of meat?

I still don't have an answer to that.

It most communities this is still heard.

When there is a gathering and the elders are seated, there is this special reservation of food especially for the men.

If it's meat that is being shared, there is the part called 'man part' that must be reserved specially for the men.

Like they say in some communities, if a woman eats that particular part that ought to be reserved for the man; she will have to get a full chicken or a full goat depending on the kind of meat.

Interesting! �

So, in your community do you reserve 'man parts' before eating your chicken or any meat? �
© Thebeezybee

Wow
This is a welcome development.

WHAT ARE ALL THESE TERRIBLE HAPPENINGS IN THIS NATION?
NA WETIN NAH?

NOUN

Bureaucratic stonewalling in public service has perhaps reached its feverish pitch at the least expected places – the tertiary education sector. And in case anyone is still looking for reasons for the near-collapse of tertiary education in Nigeria or why it is a basket case draining off its best hands daily, there it is at Prof. Olufemi Peters-led National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN).

For clarity, Prof. Peters has a sterling track record in academics and administration to justify his appointment as the Vice Chancellor of NOUN. Technically, he is a square peg in a square hole. However, to him belongs a personal standard that his institution has rarely lived up to. And that contradiction warrants this piece.

When President Olusegun Obasanjo, as he then was, reopened the Open University in 2001 after 17 years of closure, he had in mind an open distance learning institution to cater for the largest number of students in a single university in Nigeria. The adult-like ‘do-it-yourself’ setting has less stringent entry requirements, and tailor-made to fill the knowledge-gap and certification of people in all walks of life without the barrier of space and time.


Remarkably, the President too returned to the NOUN classrooms at the end of his administration to bag Master and doctorate degrees in Christian Theology – perhaps in preparation for ministerial calling or afterlife. In principle, it is a good stop-gap for the matured that want to have a feel of tertiary education without the rigors of conventional university setting.

But the trouble is matching the Jankara market model with the requisite workforce of teachers and knowledge depth expected of a university graduate. With over half a million students enrolling for 50 programmes and offering 750 courses across 103 study centres nationwide yearly, the institution would require thousands of lecturers than it can employ full-time. To complement its regular staff, the management has engaged more part-time services of lecturers that are affiliated to other universities to bridge the gap.

Sadly, the problem has been that of the right motivation that is fast waning at this one-of-kind university, and a reason Prof. Peters should be asking questions. Today, NOUN is one institution that has more full-time members of staff supposedly ‘studying abroad’ than it has on ground at the university centres. Some have been away for more than five years, yet consistently draw monthly salaries from the institution. It is a given that more than 70 per cent of this lot will not return to this country or NOUN anytime soon.

To alleviate the suffering of overwhelmed staffers and also scale the hurdle of NUC accreditation, the Jabi Headquarters of the university in Abuja, lately employed lecturers to fill some vacant seats across departments. But curiously, many of the new entrants have rarely been paid in the last one year of their employment! Scores of our brightest minds, PhD and Masters’ Degree holders that managed to get in through the needle eye in January 2021 (yes, it is that ugly in our citadels of learning!), only received their first pay in October! To date, there is neither pledge nor hint on when the nine-month arrears will be paid. And whenever the impoverished scholars ask questions, the management team would conveniently accuse them of being ingrates, saying they should be glad that they have jobs in the first place! Really?


The rubble has piled up to the heavens at NOUN. It is the same dysfunctionality that has discoloured the noble initiative of drawing a pool of facilitators from institutions nationwide. That stop-gap measure too is fast assuming a sloppy arrangement that has no provision for an efficient reward system to motivate the lecturing community. For instance, there were over 300 facilitators that were trained in the weeklong online facilitation section in September 2021 ahead of the commencement of the 2021_2 session. That session was wrapped up early December. To date, neither the training nor facilitation fee has been paid by NOUN. Inasmuch as the officer of facilitation to academics and professionals is not a get-rich-quick venture, the participants are deserving of their rewards as and when due. And if fraud is not intended by the delay, it readily puts the university administration in a very bad light.

The immediate result of mismanaging a critical workforce is already before NOUN, if they must take another long hard look at themselves. In the Online Facilitation Report dated December 14, 2021, a faculty had an average of 130 facilitators for the 2021_2, out of which less than 20 per cent performed above average in tutelage. Some of the internal lecturers of the same faculty did not even record a point, to show that they had no single (synchronous or asynchronous) interface with students throughout the eight weeks calendar semester. That is one faculty, yet the rot cuts across the board. The question is if the moonlighting facilitators are failing woefully in their responsibilities, why blame the students for dismal examination results?


Indeed, the Directorate of Academics, and NOUN management at large, can never be in want of excuses for infidelity to administrative efficiency. The same applies to most of the Federal Universities that keep blaming IPPIS and other bureaucratic bottlenecks for their inability to fill departmental vacancies in the last three years despite overwhelming needs. But the worry is the implication on enrollees that are collecting certificates in such warp systems. No matter how well students can independently study materials to understand a course (an argument that has lost its purchase given our poor reading culture), there is no dismissing the add-on values of committed guides/facilitators on the side.

With the brain drain ravaging the entire public institutions, to still find experienced and good teachers is priceless and they should be treated as such. The corollary is that poor reading culture and demotivated staffers/facilitators can only produce certificated semi-illiterates that have managed to pass but know nothing of value to solve societal problems in their so-called areas of specialisation. NOUN can only fool its facilitators for one semester, but the joke is on the entire system afterwards.

Prof. Peters and his management must rejig the workforce motivation strategy and have a system that is fair to all cadres. Assuming he is not aware, the Vice Chancellor should inquire into the skewed model that emboldens senior managers to feed fat on the system at the expense of junior and academic staffers/facilitators that are denied of their basics. Prof. Peters’ excellent persona is not in doubt, but his university should live up to his standard through urgent reforms.




https://guardian.ng/opinion/national-open-university-how-not-to-attract-good-teachers/

Yes, I do.
My neighbour rears the domestic ones.
So it's even 'kukurukuuuuuuuuuu' I hear loud and clear every morning.

Watching cartoons
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This is a sad one.

This one comes to mind...

Really?
Na wa!

References:
https://thenationonlineng.net/nigerian-women-highest-consumers-of-skin-whitening-creams-in-africa-report/

Reading this, I just shook my head as my heart earnestly desire that you conquer such habit.

I pray you overcome it.

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

Wow
Congratulations

GreatAxeMan:
Teenager Boasts About Becoming A Millionaire At 17

A 17-year-old, Prosperity Olorunfemi has revealed he became a millionaire at 17.

[img]https://images./2SFZhUI26vD6hqVVngyDXr.jpg[/img]
Olorunfemi, who runs a digital business said he came to the realisation after tracking his financial records.

Via his LinkedIn page, he said:

"So yesterday, I decided to track my financial records and I discovered that my business did a whooping 1.1 million Naira in total credit within six months...I can proudly call myself a self-made millionaire at 17."



https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/activity:6891672386937196544

Seriously I still wonder what some persons hearts are made of.
Why take extreme actions when there is more to life?
Killing her husband was NEVER an option.
It's sad though.

Omicronvaccine:
Lagos Hotelier Murdered By His Wife For Impregnating Another Woman (Photos)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZJLBptLY7G/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

I pray he is found safe and sound.

princejite:
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Named Wisdom Ejite, 20 years Old went missing two days ago he lives in Trans Amadi, Oginigba was last seen on the 6th Jan .He is Autistic, if you find him or any information, please contact any of the numbers.
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Getting married to the guy was not her priority.
I just hope the guy sees and understands better.

Newsmic:
Lady Uses N3m Her Fiancé Sent Her For Their Marriage To Process Visa And Travelled Out

A Twitter user, ALHAJI OMO ILORIN with handle, @Eederah_ took to the social networking platform recently to claim that his brother deposited the sum of N3m to the account of his wife to be in preparation for their marriage rites, however he got swindled after the said bride-to-be used the money to process her Visa and travelled out of the country, IGBERETV reports.

His tweet reads,


https://twitter.com/Eederah_/status/1484915644277706753?t=MnCEqOIsO4Elyt0rumUekg&s=19

The tweet elicited mixed reactions. Some didn't believe him given that such amount may not be enough to take one out of the country, while others said his brother shouldn't have given the lady the money.

Read below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1413042/lady-uses-n3m-fiance-sent-marriage-process-visa-travelled/

Sneak?
For what nah? �

ijustdey:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/01/25/super-eagles-team-sneaks-nigeria-midnight-flight-after-afcon-failure

Congratulations to her.
It's better to be addressed as "Mathematics Queen" than to be addressed as 'Slay Queen' �
quote author=onojaford post=109618948]MISS FAITH ODUNSI CROWNED "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" OF NIGERIA AND BEST IN THE WORLD.

The national mathematics centre of Nigeria (NMC) has crowned Miss Faith Odunsi of Ambassador College, Otta in Ogun State Nigeria as "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" for her outstanding performance in the National Olympiads Competition.

Miss Faith Odunsi solved 19 mathematics questions in 60 seconds, and became the best girl in mathematics competition.

26 students of both senior and junior secondary Schools across the country were also given awards in different categories in mathematics science.

Miss Faith Odunsi, 15 years old represented Nigeria at the Global Mathematics Competition, beats China, United States of America, United Kingdom and others and became the world best mathematics student .[/quote]

Not again!

saphiere:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/1/pictured-pastor-sentenced-to-life-in-prison-for-raping-and-impregnating-his-underage-in-law.html

God bless him more

Sammydanny:
A shoemaker was moved to tears after a former customer of his gave him an unexpected gift.

The customer is now based abroad and returned to Nigeria to visit family.

While here, he paid a visit to his former shoemaker and gave him some money.

The shoemaker couldn't stop his tears from flowing as he thanked his old customer for the gift.

Watch the video below:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUKU221dmE[/flash]

BTW see below chat

Have a great day folks[/quote]...and the teacher was taught an obvious lesson
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The matter make Leonardo DiCaprio wear native?
Abeg make na let this guy rest for all this funny meme

Ryda:
Mumu man inside mumu skit

Of course!
Getting the practical knowledge is the whole essence.

Jerewise332:
Hello nairalanders

Just came across this timetable in one of the federal university in Nigeria and it’s contains the workload for the internship students in the faculty.

I would love to know if after seeing this timetable you would like to study agriculture or love your child to study it?

To the One God who made this,
You are AMAZING!

This and many more things leaves me in awe of Our Creator.

God1000:
Our body is precious and we should protect it.
Various internal organs all working together.

I will go for the scholarship.
If he loves me that much he will want the best for me.
Going for my studies shouldn't deter what we share but if he insists calling the relationship quit, so be it.
It's a pointer that he is up to no good for us. [quote author=Mynd44 post=109422082]https://twitter.com/ritapurity/status/1482367305317244931?t=93ZcFKJSJWodg1cbmAlCvw&s=19[/quote]

A sad one

Obio4real:
A police sergeant, Francis Agube has been 'accidentally' shot dead by his colleague, identified as Sergeant Ubi Arikpo, in Calabar, the Cross River State capital, GRASSROOT REPORTERS has gathered.

The tragic incident took place at Atakpa Police Station in Calabar South Local Government Area.

GRASSROOT REPORTERS learnt that Sergeant Agube was accidentally shot dead in front of the police station when a pick-up van conveying policemen passed through the gate of the station.

It was gathered that the deceased policeman who is from Abi Local Government Area of the state, just got married on the 20th of November, 2021 to his long time girlfriend.

A source who spoke with the Vanguard said:

“The team was from the State CID unit at the Police headquarters on Diamond Hill.

“They were on patrol duty and they were passing through this road (Calabar Road, Watt Market).

“They were driving from Effigy Roundabout, towards the station. When they got in front of the station Sergeant Ubi wanted to adjust his gun.

“It discharged accidentally and shot Sergeant Agube, who was sitting directly opposite him,” he narrated.

According to the source, the shot hit Agube right on his neck shattering his gullet and face, killing him on the spot.

“That spot where they covered with sand on the road in front of the station was where Agube was pulled to the ground from the van by the impact of the shot,” he added.

Another source said:

“Both of them are from Cross River State. Arikpo has been arrested and is on detention here at the headquarters, while Agube’s body is in the mortuary,” he added.

Ms Irene Ugbo, the Cross River Police Command spokesman, when contacted said:

“The tragedy is being investigated to unravel the cause."

Source: https://www.grassrootreportersng.com/2022/01/photos-how-police-sergeant-was-shot.html?m=1

If her strength outweighs her weakness, you can help because no one is 100% good in every area.

I don't think you need ' a colour detector' to tell you the colour of this flag you are waving.
� quote author=QuizPay post=109317630]I will make this epistle to be as short as possible, forget about the grammar and focus on the content ...

Is this a red flag or not or its just what it is, or what is your take in this?

My fiancee Fines it difficult to cook (though she can cook and a very good cook), I am not the type that eat outside always (I love home food), I only do such once in a while. She cooks sometimes in the evening or at night but it's a no no in the morning, I have to make my dishes for myself before going to work and house chores is even the worst. l gave her 9.9% that's how worst in terms of house chores, her excuse is "my weakness is house chores, I will try to be adjusting blablabla.

She only tidy/clean when I complain, after that she returns to former ways except if I complain again. Any time she does house chores she won't let me hear words, I did this, I did that, you don't even appreciate me, I did that too ecsetera. Her suggestion is for us to hire househelp (and house help is a no no for me, even if I will take in house help not now). The house is even small for house help to come in. Sometimes, she dodges cooking by trying to convince me to buy/order food while coming home etc, I do that sometimes but most time I decline and tell her to prepare food at home.

Although if I compel her to do things in romantic way sha she will do it but must I be compelling someone daughter in romantic ways always before doing what she needs to do ni. Also she works in a finance firm and leaves the house around after seven or 7:30am (House to work is close), back by 6pm but should this be an excuse to prepare dish for me, for someone that finds it difficult to prepare breakfast as Early as possible for just one person how much more when kids are involved waking up to take care of kids ecsetera. We agreed she will stop the work and I will set her up when we got marry and she promised after that she will be able to do the tidy and cooking very well . Planning to knot this year anyways, just a bit worry about this house chores of a thing which I have told her times without number...

The good part about her
* She is faithful and literally tells me everything that happens to her on daily basis.
*she can confidently give me her phone to work (this has happened twice, because I need to help in fixing her phone) , which I will give her updates about her callers, messages etc when she returns back from work and her phone has never be on lock.
*She is open and transparent
*She is supportive and submissive (with the time I have spent with her)
*She is a prayer warrior (she can pray for 4hours ), though she skips Sunday sometime because of resting. And Sometimes, i am tempted to tell her to reduce prayer at night so she can cook/tidy things that need to be tidy in the morning.

About me
Me: Am I.T guy, In aspects of earning I earn thrice more than her but I find it easy in doing house chores, (my mama taught me well you know) do dishes and tidy up things myself, (that was how she knows me) and always putting things in place, provides everything needed, supportive etc...Am the kind of person I return home late sometimes because after leaving my official work, I check in my personal business before going home.. So something 9pm or 10pm or 11pm (depends on traffic) before I get back home.

To married people, Councillors, experienced people in the house, , I will like your contribution in terms of House chores issue and wife responsibility etc, It can help me or some people out there in this kind of similar situation. Thank.. (no insult I beg.)[/quote]