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Well, OP my advice is that you should not in anyway report him as it will spur bad blood between you and other lecturers and it will definitely reflect on your final grades and trust me people won't believe your poor grade was as a result of your not giving in to ur lecturer's intimate demand
I suggest you pretend as though you're interested, and tell him you're a christian and a virgin, that what you need is a serious relationship that could lead to marriage(since you said he's single). Ensure you act serious o, and should even call occasionally.
Since this is second semester, you have barely four months left, I'm quite sure he would agree to your terms and have your scores recorded.
As soon as your final result is released (2nd semester) and your GPA computed, then you can decide if you really will like to marry him in the real sense or dump his ass. You should however note that he might be smarter to discern your intention. This depends on how well you play your game. The fellows telling you to report him or set him up are obviously myopic about how naija uni system is run.

I just hope that the scammers won't stumble on this tread, cos if they do, it will be a disaster for the job seekers as they will restrategize and make their job offer look more real.

@ almaliki
You harsh o, haba, this is too much na

I see no reason why one should not represent the country that groomed his/her talent. It will even amount to being an ingrate if one fails to do so. Imagine me growing up in a country like the United state, and then opt to represent Nigeria that never supported my upkeep, that would not likely to support me should i get injured while representing them, country where i barely have people to call my friends, haba,it looks illogical na. Have you guys even forgotten that euro2012 had 3 Ghanaians that represented other countries? E.g
Balotelli- Italy
Boateng- Germany
Welbeck- England
Solomon Kalou was left out of his preferred Netherlands squad in 2006 world cup cos he could not speak dutch.
So what i believe is that, it will be folly for one to chose a more inferior option when presented with a better option.
Thanks

Why do i have the feeling that it happened to the OP and not his friend?

Nothing like being ugly, someone who is ugly to some might be referred to as angel by another, so to me, it's a matter of choice. In the end both the ugly dudes and the ugly ladies will get married. The truth is "worwor lies in the eyes of the beholder"

This is a very good development, i hope the law will be implemented, as it will help curb the one chance menace, ritual killing and some repulsive acts by the so called agberos. you need to see the way they drag for money as though their father built the bus stop.
I so buy the idea of conductors and drivers putting on uniform. Fashola is the smartest governor in Nigeria(make una nor vex) and he's going to make a very good president. I just hope come 2015 he won't shy away from contesting for the post of the most powerful person in Nigeria, cos i know quite well that he stands a chance.
However, one thing i notice is that Nigerians are always aversed to changes, perhaps it's the reason why we are still in this stage of development. When a new law is made, however good, people's emphasis will always be on the negative consequences even when the advantages far exceed these side effects. SHM for the olodo people in this country

Well, I'm 100% sure the OP isn't the original author of this. He copied it from somewhere and edited it to suit his desire. I saw the real one on facebook last year and UNIBEN happened to be the barca while UNILORIN was the Manchester Utd.

BTW are born2fuck and Yeye4live muslims? Cos they are the obvious brothel patronizers on nairaland

Roseey0: The moral frm ds thread=ITS ABNORMAL NT 2 DEMAND..I want 2 be normal,i wil strt asking.

Trying to justify her gold digging habit. Shior

This your post will discourage people from having protected sex thereby exposing them to HIV and other sexually related diseases. That will not be a good thing for us in this country.

You guys have succeeded in making the bros babeless now, it's unfair o, when he returns from work henceforth, who do you expect him to cuddle when there is cold? And you also know quite well that conji is not respecter of anybody. You gave him go ahead to drop his wife to be without providing replacement, is it fair? OP try and w@nk while searching o jare. It is well
The picture shows what happens when a man has no gal to relieve him of conji

I wouldn't say you can completely overcome shyness, but there are ways you can possibly limit this trait of yours. Everyone has an element of shyness in him we only try the best way we could to conceal it. Try and start being active in social events, hang out with friends, go clubbing. The exposure will so much help your confidence.
Also endeavour to be friends with guys that womanize, this will give you the feeling that girls are humans like you however pretty and who knows some of these gals might bring their friends along on their visit and you could just be the one to keep her company.
Finally, please for your ego, don't attempt to approach a girl with bad countenance, even if she is Beyonce.

In this modern naija? He has created an easy avenue for 419er to drain him of his remaining Naira notes

Bukkyade: I'm beginning to think that the Minister of Petroluem, DIEZANI Allison Madueke, maybe the most underrated Minister in our history. She has shown a strong will to transform the sector against all odds. All her policies and programmes are groundbreaking.
She has scored first in so many things. She is the first to take courageous steps towards full deregulation of the Petroluem industry. She is the first to withdraw subsidy upon which the cabal has corruptly enriched themselves over the years. She is the first to invite external reputable auditors to investigate NNPC while in office. She is the first to improve the local content in the crude oil export market. A policy which has encouraged indigenous companies to compete with the likes of Shell in the export of crude. She is the first to harmonize a comprehensive PIB for passage by the National Assembly. This woman is really doing well

Is this sarcasm or what? Isn't she the most corrupt minister in Nigeria?

Very dry.
OP, try harder next time en, and pls, remove this heading as the post is far from being hilarious

Oboy, go to one village and acquire some plots of land, then start farming, trust me, in a year's time, ur money will double. All things being equal o

She has no choice.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]actually i nyanshed one 2 weeks ago when I went to Brazil.. They are human. Great experience [/quote]Eeew!!!

tellwisdom: Bro, give her cough and cattarh na

?? I don't seem to understand you

Em! Op since you know you can't date her, what do you expect us to tell you? And pls go and get a dictionary, you really need it more than you need a girl

KINGwax: By d way, @OP, how will it look like if your girlie stumbled across this thread and found out u were discussing her? Why not post her pix to further degrade her?

And how is it your business? Can't you just make use of the back button since you don't have any meaningful comments?

deshclones: O boy u don finish yaself...so na one bq u dey stay for lasgidi??...I just dey imagine ow ur crib go look like...u no even get sitting room..na rug dey d house?? Which house dey use rug in this 2012??Nd una dey exchange maggi nd salt..lmfao...back to topic..donot dull man...bleep devil commot for her body and damn d consequences man..highest d dad go do na to lock you up..nothing much..ur guys go still come bail u..una wey dey stay slum dey enjoy free pussy..choi

Hahahaha slum ke?? See as you fall the guy hand finish

Nobody has any info. Next topic please

Mr blackteeth should have a better answer to this

Highbros: Who told you unprotected sex (condom) prevents you from being infected?

I'm educated enough to know

190: That's a strong sign of HIV


OP ur woman is infected and for u 2 speak wit her u я infected too

Get away frm dis forum b4 u infect us

Looolz olodo 190, even if she has HIV, i won't be perturbed cos I've never had unprotected sex with her.

Floxyluv: Hmmm. . She might be your wife some day you know?
Btw, you guys have been together for two year now, you ought to know her better. She needed your attention and you couldnt give her that because of some lame reason. If she had done that to you, it would have been a different story.

I gave her the attention she needed, but was expecting me to kiss her, which i could not cos of her state of health. I would not force her to do what she does not like should i be in her condition.

mrkels: Very interesting, girls behave strange when they have found a better bobo o. Anyways I don't kiss people when they are sick, hell I don't even kiss people when am sick, though I know some girls who didn't mind in the past, bottom line is, is she runs away when am sick, I wouldn't blame her.As for this ur babe, give her some space, something is going on other than the cough trust me

I don't think she has found a better bobo, i just believe she's pissed cos i did not consent to her desire.
[quote author=Mynd_44]Next time you want to bleep her and she says she is tired, no vex.
Read the second part of my initial post again[/quote]I nor go vex. Em, i don't think she really has attention ish, i believe she does not trust me and feels insecured with me as her boyfriend despite being with me for two good years

[quote author=Mynd_44]Everything she has is your remember? You have to share everything including her cough.
That being said, the girl has attention issues[/quote]Em, hope you know she's just a girlfriend and not my wife?