BKsoul:
Hi.... Sorry about your babe,, but abeg give us update nah

Ok babes.
1. Well I hav the biggest longest dik on nairaland
2. Am a Londoner
3. I have moiney
4. You need money
5. You need a man
6. I am the man.
7. U love nice cars
8 I drive a range rovers
9. I will pay u moiney anytime u ask
10. Naira or pound... yor shoice

vhuqnl:
Please what is this?

abiolamitodun:
Somebody close to me has been acting weird ...

Shortyy:
Ok, i was arguing with a friend of mine on where the pagans will go to, well my opinion is if you are a righteous person, that is, if you do the right things you are definitely going to heaven. even if you a Christian, a pagan, a hundi or whatever.. what do you all think?

azawuoba:

are you blind? pretty bawo

Sawzer:



Classic Romancelander posts
I get what you did there

loffama:
Which do you think is better or is acceptable? Falling in love or growing in love? LOVE�� is a wildly used word but commonly misused, abused or misunderstood. We all want to love and be loved right back. Nobody wants to grow old alone. Which makes us all wish love is less complicated and easy.

So most times we get this feeling that our heart tells us “this is love”. Those feeling of butterfly in your tummy. Those cravings and desires of talking to one person every day. The small acts of love that sweeps our face with smiles. Surprises at work, surprise dinners, birthday parties, the evening walk, those lengthy conversation where nothing in particular was discussed that leaves you smiling to yourself, pillow talk and the list goes on and on. We always tell our friends ” I think I have fallen ...

http://loffama.com/which-is-better-falling-in-love-or-growing-in-love/3524/

Lee99:
Shey the babe no dey fart ni? Rubbish post

EBeThings:
Abeg romancelanders I need your help
One of my babe is coming over this week and I wan make sure say I bang her well.. I mean I should bang the hell out of her. Which technique can I use that will make me last in bed so long. I’m thinking of buying all this herbal drink (jekomo) and use it. Wetin you think say I fit do again to last long wella. Abeg I need answers.. I no want make person cun preach for me here oo.. na real niggas I wan make them give me answer cuz las las I go come give una updates for here back

EBeThings:
Abeg romancelanders I need your help
One of my babe is coming over this week and I wan make sure say I bang her well.. I mean I should bang the hell out of her. Which technique can I use that will make me last in bed so long. I’m thinking of buying all this herbal drink (jekomo) and use it. Wetin you think say I fit do again to last long wella. Abeg I need answers.. I no want make person cun preach for me here oo.. na real niggas I wan make them give me answer cuz las las I go come give una updates for here back

Nairaobserver:
A big Black woman boldly showed off her curves in a bikini and this got her the attention of Twitter users

The woman named Ireanna shared the photos with the caption: "Hello world."

See full photos below
https://www.nairafame.com/2020/10/big-black-woman-gets-attention-of.html

Bro but why are u posting picture of a woman who look identical to dorin27?.... are u trying to say she fat n ugly?

Nairaobserver:
A big Black woman boldly showed off her curves in a bikini and this got her the attention of Twitter users

The woman named Ireanna shared the photos with the caption: "Hello world."

See full photos below
https://www.nairafame.com/2020/10/big-black-woman-gets-attention-of.html

fergie001:
The US President, Donald Trump has reacted to the NAVY SEAL's rescue of an American taken hostage by armed men in Northern Nigeria.



Donald J. Trump

Flolovtri:
So I met this guy during a lecture. He collected my number and we became friends. I wasn't looking forward to dating him,it never crossed my mind. But we chatted regularly and well,I started to like him. And he said he loved me too and wanted me to be his girlfriend. I didn't because I felt it was too early and deep inside I never planned to have a boyfriend and it didn't feel like love. I had my doubt

After the decline,things were a lil bit shaky, awkward conversations unlike before. I just liked him and was confused if we should or not go into relationship. Relationship means alot to me and I felt he was trying to play around and didn't really want something serious. After awhile I left him,I was confused,I wasn't sure I could offer him what he wanted too-a romantic relationship. All this happened last year

During the very beginning of covid-19,he sent a text and I did same but not with the intention of getting back. But he suggested we spoke on WhatsApp and gbam!we were friends again. Telling me how much he missed me,how he felt about me and those stuffs they tell you. Well we were friends again and this time I wanted a defined relationship,if we have nothing then it's nothing. He wanted me to be his girlfriend but I didn't feel that he wanted something serious. He never calls. If I don't greet he won't. And when he does he'd take time to reply this was like few weeks after we reconnected o. He started saying he was busy. Like mannn,I'm busy too but will still tàje time to text you. It got so so so bad. Man whatsup?why you like this?

Nothing,I don't just feel like talking to you or anyone else. Which was a big lie

I just stopped texting him,took him off my WhatsApp. I was really pained. Had to start working to get my mind of it. I was really hurt.

All this still happening during this lockdown.
Then one day he called my phone, remember I took his number off my phone,so I didn't know he was the one.

Well,we got talking again. I made sure I let him know why I took him off and he apologized. I accepted and we were back again. I know, I'm such an idiot. But are we not supposed to give people benefits of doubt -atleast he apologized.

Well,we became friends again. Told me he loved me and wanted me to be his girlfriend. At this point I was scared and I hardly trust him. Why you always leaving? I have this guess that he's still stucked to someone else maybe his ex. But they only guesses.

I told him I didn't want a romantic relationship. Well,we didn't come to a conclusion but we were still friends. Until recently,he said he was going through shi and normally, I'd do what I can. But I knew it was about another girl he's after. He post romantic shi on his status and I just feel pain really. Why? I always leave because you are not ready but then you come back forming whatever,I always do the mistake of letting you in back because I feel I could give you another chance.

Just recently he posted something on his status telling a girl he loved her blahhh(he wanted me to be his GF when he was actually chasing someone else.Yes,I'm pained. I know he's gone but ahhhh.


I've been off WhatsApp for like Two weeks and baba hasn't called or texted. Something I'd never do if he were in my shoes.

A part of me was waiting for closure but I know it's not necessary. This is not the first the second time

Sincerely, I'm pained. I know I should move on but that hurt is just too much. I really loved him

At this point I don't even know what to do with him.

I'm stupid? I dunno

Hey florisent..u not stupid.. u are beautifull

Best advise & great idea.

.. juss sleep wit me so we can make him jelos (simple)

Flolovtri:
So I met this guy during a lecture. He collected my number and we became friends. I wasn't looking forward to dating him,it never crossed my mind. But we chatted regularly and well,I started to like him. And he said he loved me too and wanted me to be his girlfriend. I didn't because I felt it was too early and deep inside I never planned to have a boyfriend and it didn't feel like love. I had my doubt

After the decline,things were a lil bit shaky, awkward conversations unlike before. I just liked him and was confused if we should or not go into relationship. Relationship means alot to me and I felt he was trying to play around and didn't really want something serious. After awhile I left him,I was confused,I wasn't sure I could offer him what he wanted too-a romantic relationship. All this happened last year

During the very beginning of covid-19,he sent a text and I did same but not with the intention of getting back. But he suggested we spoke on WhatsApp and gbam!we were friends again. Telling me how much he missed me,how he felt about me and those stuffs they tell you. Well we were friends again and this time I wanted a defined relationship,if we have nothing then it's nothing. He wanted me to be his girlfriend but I didn't feel that he wanted something serious. He never calls. If I don't greet he won't. And when he does he'd take time to reply this was like few weeks after we reconnected o. He started saying he was busy. Like mannn,I'm busy too but will still tàje time to text you. It got so so so bad. Man whatsup?why you like this?

Nothing,I don't just feel like talking to you or anyone else. Which was a big lie

I just stopped texting him,took him off my WhatsApp. I was really pained. Had to start working to get my mind of it. I was really hurt.

All this still happening during this lockdown.
Then one day he called my phone, remember I took his number off my phone,so I didn't know he was the one.

Well,we got talking again. I made sure I let him know why I took him off and he apologized. I accepted and we were back again. I know, I'm such an idiot. But are we not supposed to give people benefits of doubt -atleast he apologized.

Well,we became friends again. Told me he loved me and wanted me to be his girlfriend. At this point I was scared and I hardly trust him. Why you always leaving? I have this guess that he's still stucked to someone else maybe his ex. But they only guesses.

I told him I didn't want a romantic relationship. Well,we didn't come to a conclusion but we were still friends. Until recently,he said he was going through shi and normally, I'd do what I can. But I knew it was about another girl he's after. He post romantic shi on his status and I just feel pain really. Why? I always leave because you are not ready but then you come back forming whatever,I always do the mistake of letting you in back because I feel I could give you another chance.

Just recently he posted something on his status telling a girl he loved her blahhh(he wanted me to be his GF when he was actually chasing someone else.Yes,I'm pained. I know he's gone but ahhhh.


I've been off WhatsApp for like Two weeks and baba hasn't called or texted. Something I'd never do if he were in my shoes.

A part of me was waiting for closure but I know it's not necessary. This is not the first the second time

Sincerely, I'm pained. I know I should move on but that hurt is just too much. I really loved him

At this point I don't even know what to do with him.

I'm stupid? I dunno

ReluctantAdult:
Bro why would you fart in front of a light-skinned babe?
You're going to kill her. Light-skinned babes don't poop and fart. They are not like the rest of us

Shortyy:


Sigh. Like I said, if we're dating, expect farting from me, if I can't do it in your presence, then you're not the right guy for me.

baralatie:

so which level of fart did op release

Shortyy:
If we can't fart in front of each other, are we even dating?

fati2001:



IS THAT ALL ?

fati2001:

MrTAnonymous:
Ajibola Elizabeth is a popular lady who is also called Maami Igbagbo, she was born with a silver spoon but even at an early age, she had to saddle herself with the responsibility of being the breadwinner of her family.

Her mother died while she was pursuing admission into the tertiary institution. After she lost her mother, her mother’s siblings shared whatever properties she left behind, leaving Ajibola and four siblings with nothing to fall back on.

According to Ajibola she worked as a nurse for one and half year before quitting the job because of too much responsibility, she was then pressured by her people around to sleep with them to make money.

She later met Kingtblak who taught her how to be an upgraded and professional porn star. Ajibola Elizabeth is now the highest paid porn star in Nigeria.





What do you think about this?


Lalasticlala farano Rocktation



Incase you don't know na me talk

0KNM:
Driving test? You drive BMW and RR. Btw, all the way from Peckham to KingsCross?

MrTAnonymous:
Ajibola Elizabeth is a popular lady who is also called Maami Igbagbo, she was born with a silver spoon but even at an early age, she had to saddle herself with the responsibility of being the breadwinner of her family.

Her mother died while she was pursuing admission into the tertiary institution. After she lost her mother, her mother’s siblings shared whatever properties she left behind, leaving Ajibola and four siblings with nothing to fall back on.

According to Ajibola she worked as a nurse for one and half year before quitting the job because of too much responsibility, she was then pressured by her people around to sleep with them to make money.

She later met Kingtblak who taught her how to be an upgraded and professional porn star. Ajibola Elizabeth is now the highest paid porn star in Nigeria.





What do you think about this?


Lalasticlala farano Rocktation



Incase you don't know na me talk

Kenplay:

London my left nyash
I carry god beg you, stop this your fake life

fati2001:
when you buy okirika clothes and you can't read.