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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 8:53am On Nov 05, 2020
seunmohmoh:
Wrong thread. I'm out.


Well done ooooooo. ...fakest story ever...sooner or later, his next tread will be UFO THEIF MY WOMAN BECUS I DID NOT GIV HER TRANSPORT MOINEY

That 0P Mexico boy been seeing double becoz he smoke weed. ..GHOST DO NOT EXIST .. PIRIIIIOD .
... he create tread juss to pull women.
I advise OP to go to hospital & get his Mexico head check but instead...he started cussin me for no reason!! angry

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Romance / Re: Giys, Can you possibly fart in front of a lightskin babe? by TheCork(m): 3:01am On Nov 05, 2020
YoungDaNaval:
How is Shorty light skin


Shortyy is very beautiful bro..she look like halfcast & halfcast women are finest....no man can fart in front of babe like that sir!(true story) smiley
Romance / Re: Nigerian People Are Awesome by TheCork(m): 1:22am On Nov 05, 2020
cooooooks:
Some people are starting gender wars on this NL.

Join me in protesting against these generalizations and debasement.

Comment here to show that you know and are an Awesome Nigerian!


Bro are u tryin to do sexxx shange?(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Nigerian People Are Awesome by TheCork(m): 1:21am On Nov 05, 2020
cooooooks:
Some people are starting gender wars on this NL.

Join me in protesting against these generalizations and debasement.

Comment here to show that you know and are an Awesome Nigerian!


angry
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 12:20am On Nov 05, 2020
Dreyton36:


Can you pls do us the favour of shutting the fvck up ?
You're being a nuisance in here pls




Brother..if u really really want to help mexico...please tell him to stop smoking weed & go to hospital.... ghost do not exist sir. They only exist in his head has a result of weed smoking sir

Am trying to help him by finding him woman...sweetcunt97 is available sir!!(no oofense) smiley

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Romance / Re: I'm Fvucking Broke! How Can I Make Money Online?! by TheCork(m): 11:01pm On Nov 04, 2020
Jerkbaba:
Someone should help me. I'm broke af!


Jessica.. just talk to C.E.O of nairaland Seun Osewa & ask him to make u M.O.D admin for one of the rooms...and then u get paid!!(real talk) smiley
Romance / Re: Is It Normal To Divorce Because You Have Outgrown Your Partner ?r by TheCork(m): 9:41pm On Nov 04, 2020
tobechi74:
Just as a child graduates from high school into college, his priorities shift. The courses he takes become more narrow. He drops some classmates behind and retain few classmates who share the same college preference and same course. We do not go remain in high school out of loyalty to our friends.


As we age, our values, hobbies job etc changes. This is a sign of growth.one whose priority remain constant is stagnant like a child who fails to learn . Our choice of life partner also change.

..brother..if u divorce..u will get more women.. forget marraige, plenty punnnny out there sir!!(truss me) cheesy
Romance / Re: Any Woman Who Can Do These To A Man Is A Wife Material by TheCork(m): 7:27pm On Nov 04, 2020
dorin27:
A lady who doesn't like washing clothes is not marriageable?

That moniker that said cut grasses....you have been forgiven. Go and sin no more.


do u realise am from London, i have moiney & do u realise if u date me, U will not wash cloths or cook & clean. I will take u to resturant.
Dont u like nice things & dont u want moiney?
undecided
Romance / Re: . by TheCork(m): 7:19pm On Nov 04, 2020
collinsuchendu:
Good day all,

If Joe Biden should win the election at last and he lifts the DV Lottery[i] placed on Nigeria..

What and what are required from me to enter the UNITED STATES grin legally
if I should participate and come out kiss VICTORIOUS ?



I'm hoping it should be:

Proof of funds and flight money only.. embarassed So that I can triple fiveple my hustle. grin The suffering is 3 much, no be me kee Jesus abeg.

I need your suggestions please.. Please don't ignore

PS: grin New York here I come..


Cc: justwise, petyprincess, fati2001, Nmezor, Victoria, Virginprincess, shortyy, evilforest, ilegendd, bksoul, righteousness89, mhistharah, undauntedyoca, ednut1, deceptionlove, chatinent, madibah, divinegrace123, mamatwiny, ubunja, dphysiologist, hintona, martinez39s, glycolysiss, ghettokid1, iykepromotions..

.. EASY - bro as loong as u have a lightskin babe wit u... truss me.....immigration will let u in sir!!! wink
Romance / Re: Share Your Nairaland Success Stories by TheCork(m): 7:01pm On Nov 04, 2020
MhisTahrah:
We've seen stories of how people found love, secured connections, got jobs and nice friendships from other social media sites.And nairaland shouldn't be an exception, so get in here and share your experiences.

well, I have nyansh only 8 outter 21 females I met from nairaland so far..... great achement.
I feel proud thou!!
cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Esther Agbaje Wins Minnesota - US State Assembly Seat (Photo) by TheCork(m): 4:30pm On Nov 04, 2020
ExAngel007:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/nigerian-wins-u-s-state-assembly-race/amp/


she ugly mennnn.......but how comes she aint lightskin!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Esther Agbaje Wins Minnesota - US State Assembly Seat (Photo) by TheCork(m): 4:29pm On Nov 04, 2020
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 4:19pm On Nov 04, 2020
mezico96:
I had a terrible experience when I was young,
Well,I've had so many encounters from both ghost and spirit bt I'll talk abt the one that hurt me most.

I remember around 2012 when I was schooling at abuja...my uncle called me very early in the morning around 3-4am to come to his house which is few blocks away and I was surprised what the problem might be that couldn't wait until morning (when eyes the see eyes) I hurriedly prepared and set out.

While locking my door I felt a presence and sudden cold,immediately I knew I wasn't alone,on turning I saw a dark figure just some steps away(the dress height and body size was familiar),I stood there steering at it for about five minutes trying to see if I could recognize the person. Suddenly it vanished afta waving at me and I search 2 see if truly it was gone before heading to my uncles place. On getting there he told that he's mom died(my grandma) and he was leaving that morning then I flashed back to what I saw when coming to his place and tears started dripping down.

I was her favorite grandson,I had good memories with her...she treated me like a king and even named me after her husband (my grandpa)who died before I was born.

If you are surprised why I didn't run it is because I've had more then three encounters which nearly took my life but God saved me.

Share your experience if you've encountered any


Mexico...bro I apologise for exposing yor fake Tread becuz u needed woman. ..It was not intensional. My apologies.
If u need babe, juss holla at Sweetcunt97, Nmwzor, Victorrian or especially BKsoul. They are nice women & they will sort u out!(no oofeinse)
angry

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 3:36pm On Nov 04, 2020
Humanoid01:

Read your post and read his, and tell me again undecidedwho should abstain from drugs.


...bro it's usually people who smoke weed see ghost.. op claim he was walking naaaaked at 4am ..(read his post)
...of course he will see ghost in his head.......bro op need medical help!!(real talk)
angry

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Romance / Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Like Money Too Much? by TheCork(m): 3:31pm On Nov 04, 2020
FahBuLous:
I was conversing with an igbo girl this morning and we were playing question game and i asked her "Money aside, what else do you love?" she said "The money you put aside"



bro I dont meannnto sound rudes but its usually broke guys that complain women r gold diggers.....have u consider finding extra job
so u can have moiney for women?(no oofense)
smiley

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Romance / Re: Why Do Igbo Girls Like Money Too Much? by TheCork(m): 3:29pm On Nov 04, 2020
FahBuLous:
I was conversing with an igbo girl this morning and we were playing question game and i asked her "Money aside, what else do you love?" she said "The money you put aside"


angry
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 3:18pm On Nov 04, 2020
mezico96:


Smiles... Sir, these world is a mystery, in as much as you don't believe in something doesn't mean it can't or doesn't happen, count yourself lucky that you've not experienced it. Am not asking for money or favor here OK? Its your choice to believe or yes...it doesn't add anything to my account or skin and for the record I DON'T DO DRUGS

Meanwhile,you can take a walk to land of the dead and ask them about their killer.



SO becus babe decieded to ignore yor call....U calm she a ghost becus she varnish in yor bed room...correct? ..U really think u can pull chicks with Ghost story all becuz u need punnnny?? .. Try another lie son!!!!
even ordanary Nmezor or ordnary dorin27 or ordnary Victorian or ordnary Virginprincess or ordnary BKsoul or worst of all, Sweetcunt97...or even Halfcast Shortyy will never fall for yor 1962 chatup line trick.. Try harder bro! (no ofeinse) angry


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Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For Girls To Tell You When The Disvirgin by TheCork(m): 1:51pm On Nov 04, 2020
Pasima:
I ask my girlfriend when she disvirgin she refuse to talk about it and I told her mine why is it hard for them to open up?

#
Bro she is a LADY...Ladys aare allways reserved.
....she simply tryna tell u your prikkk too small!! ((no oofeinse))
angry

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 1:44pm On Nov 04, 2020
mezico96:
I had a terrible experience when I was young,
Well,I've had so many encounters from both ghost and spirit bt I'll talk abt the one that hurt me most.

I remember around 2012 when I was schooling at abuja...my uncle called me very early in the morning around 3-4am to come to his house which is few blocks away and I was surprised what the problem might be that couldn't wait until morning (when eyes the see eyes) I hurriedly prepared and set out.

While locking my door I felt a presence and sudden cold,immediately I knew I wasn't alone,on turning I saw a dark figure just some steps away(the dress height and body size was familiar),I stood there steering at it for about five minutes trying to see if I could recognize the person. Suddenly it vanished afta waving at me and I search 2 see if truly it was gone before heading to my uncles place. On getting there he told that he's mom died(my grandma) and he was leaving that morning then I flashed back to what I saw when coming to his place and tears started dripping down.

I was her favorite grandson,I had good memories with her...she treated me like a king and even named me after her husband (my grandpa)who died before I was born.

If you are surprised why I didn't run it is because I've had more then three encounters which nearly took my life but God saved me.

Share your experience if you've encountered any


and bro..for the record, Ghost DO NOT EXIST ...
If Ghost exist, how comes Arm Robbers who kill there victim do not get haunted by the Ghost??
No body has ever seen a Arm Robber running to a Police station sayin GHost of his Victim harasss him.

ADVISE: Quit smoking crack and please QUIT WATCHING Nollywooood Horrrrrror movies!!!(no oofeinse)
angry

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 1:19pm On Nov 04, 2020
mezico96:
I had a terrible experience when I was young,
Well,I've had so many encounters from both ghost and spirit bt I'll talk abt the one that hurt me most.

I remember around 2012 when I was schooling at abuja...my uncle called me very early in the morning around 3-4am to come to his house which is few blocks away and I was surprised what the problem might be that couldn't wait until morning (when eyes the see eyes) I hurriedly prepared and set out.

While locking my door I felt a presence and sudden cold,immediately I knew I wasn't alone,on turning I saw a dark figure just some steps away(the dress height and body size was familiar),I stood there steering at it for about five minutes trying to see if I could recognize the person. Suddenly it vanished afta waving at me and I search 2 see if truly it was gone before heading to my uncles place. On getting there he told that he's mom died(my grandma) and he was leaving that morning then I flashed back to what I saw when coming to his place and tears started dripping down.

I was her favorite grandson,I had good memories with her...she treated me like a king and even named me after her husband (my grandpa)who died before I was born.

If you are surprised why I didn't run it is because I've had more then three encounters which nearly took my life but God saved me.

Share your experience if you've encountered any



ok.bro ,,,,,so u sayin u Nyansh a Ghost.....correct?

QUESTION SIR...... wot were u smoking that night & do u sopot Donald Trump?(no ofeinse)
angry

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Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by TheCork(m): 1:17pm On Nov 04, 2020
mezico96:
I had a terrible experience when I was young,
Well,I've had so many encounters from both ghost and spirit bt I'll talk abt the one that hurt me most.

I remember around 2012 when I was schooling at abuja...my uncle called me very early in the morning around 3-4am to come to his house which is few blocks away and I was surprised what the problem might be that couldn't wait until morning (when eyes the see eyes) I hurriedly prepared and set out.

While locking my door I felt a presence and sudden cold,immediately I knew I wasn't alone,on turning I saw a dark figure just some steps away(the dress height and body size was familiar),I stood there steering at it for about five minutes trying to see if I could recognize the person. Suddenly it vanished afta waving at me and I search 2 see if truly it was gone before heading to my uncles place. On getting there he told that he's mom died(my grandma) and he was leaving that morning then I flashed back to what I saw when coming to his place and tears started dripping down.

I was her favorite grandson,I had good memories with her...she treated me like a king and even named me after her husband (my grandpa)who died before I was born.

If you are surprised why I didn't run it is because I've had more then three encounters which nearly took my life but God saved me.

Share your experience if you've encountered any



angry
Politics / Re: Anti-France Protest Erupts In Abuja As Shiites Burn Country's Flag (Photos) by TheCork(m): 1:15pm On Nov 04, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Backward reasoning.

Sweetcunt..kaiiii....please we quickly have sexxxx when Donald Tramp win tonight?
YES or NO? or MAY BE
cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election: All Eyes On America; Front Page Of Newspapers Across The World by TheCork(m): 10:52am On Nov 04, 2020
Nmezor:
Hmmm, u don't say... I see him more like a racist


he a great guy, he likes u & he not racist ...he love nigeria
anyways, if he win the election..please can we celebrate by havin sexxxx?
cheesy
Romance / Re: No Girl Is Faithful To A Broke Guy by TheCork(m): 2:53am On Nov 04, 2020
donestk:
If you're broke and dating a girl, forget it, she's also seeing a another guy better off.

Initially she might not be having sexx with him yet but making out is permitted.

If the 'better off' guy shows real interest in her, dude the game is over. Flimsy excuses will come up to kick you off the cliff.

To guys, money is everything.


were did u read that from sir?.. do u no how many babes I have fokk on nairaland juss because I drive range rover? angry
Romance / Re: No Girl Is Faithful To A Broke Guy by TheCork(m): 2:51am On Nov 04, 2020
donestk:
If you're broke and dating a girl, forget it, she's also seeing a another guy better off.

Initially she might not be having sexx with him yet but making out is permitted.

If the 'better off' guy shows real interest in her, dude the game is over. Flimsy excuses will come up to kick you off the cliff.

To guys, money is everything.



angry
Politics / Re: Sunday Dare: Why FG Didn’t Shut Down Social Media During EndSARS Protests by TheCork(m): 2:05am On Nov 04, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Abeg these politicians should go fvck themselves...

hey sweetcunt...am bored.
Please I beg can I enjoy u for 1 minutes please?
cheesy
Romance / Re: Help My Sex Life by TheCork(m): 11:35pm On Nov 03, 2020
rollybest:
Please ooo friends, am a ONE SECOND MAN, I NO DEY EVEN REACH ONE MINUTE . Please what should i do. I need an handy home remedy or advice



Note:those that have herbal products to sale should avoid this thread


...bro...so u saying yor kondo cant standup when u see woman....correct?.
....ok, let me introduce u to sweetcunt97 & dorin27 from nairaland ((thank me later)) smiley

Romance / Re: Help My Sex Life by TheCork(m): 11:33pm On Nov 03, 2020
rollybest:
Please ooo friends, am a ONE SECOND MAN, I NO DEY EVEN REACH ONE MINUTE . Please what should i do. I need an handy home remedy or advice



Note:those that have herbal products to sale should avoid this thread


angry
Health / Re: Man Narrates How He Survived Being 'Brutally Stabbed' 12 Times (Photo) by TheCork(m): 6:50pm On Nov 03, 2020
Nmezor:
Wow, God is awesome

True. Ues he awssome. If u live him then please can I watch blue film wit u please? cheesy
Romance / Re: If You Want To See How Much A Girl Likes You, Do These 6 Things. by TheCork(m): 6:45pm On Nov 03, 2020
MrTAnonymous:


Must everything revolve around pussssyyy?? undecided

You mean you go into relationships mainly because of pusssyy?

You need help then.


Incase you don't know na me talk





Wot tha heck u talkin about sir? ..u dont live puccccccy?. So u go into relationship for relationship..are u a nun? Question. Sir if u go into a relationship, how are u sopose to get puccccccy sir? Do u wannnto be trapped like caged pigeon? So many beautiful women around & u talkin about relationship. U dont see chicks like Nmezor, Shortyy, dorin27, Victorian, Virginprincess, HRHQueenPhil,
sweetcunt97, BKsoul & others?...bro u dont really like pucccccy?..so u dont wannto smash them? (Shake my head sir) angry
Brother, dont worry..chassin women will make more sense when u reach age of 18year old & when u no longer use pocket moiney to impress women!!(no oofense) angry

Romance / Re: If You Want To See How Much A Girl Likes You, Do These 6 Things. by TheCork(m): 5:35pm On Nov 03, 2020
MrTAnonymous:
If you want to see how much a girl likes you, do these 6 things.

Showing love to your partner is one of the ways you can make them feel loved and special. However, you can't know how much your partner likes you. You don't know if they love you more than you do or it is just vice versa. Well, we will get to know that here in this article.


1. Appreciate her more.

One of the ways you can know a girl likes you is just by appreciating her. If she does something for you, appreciate her in a cool manner. Some men don't appreciate their women no matter what they do for them, and that's very wrong. Women love it when you appreciate them and in this way, you can get to know how much she loves you. If she shows you more love and affection, then she likes you more.

2. Compliment her more in front of others.

Unlike appreciating her, you should also compliment her. Make her feel loved, tell her how amazing she is, how lovely and generous she is. Don't ever stop telling your girl how wonderful she is especially in public. Girls love it when their man compliments them especially in front of others.

3. Be more romantic with her.

Girls love guys that are romantic and if you want to know how much she likes you, you have to also be romantic with her. Don't be the boring type, grab her from behind, hug her whenever you want to greet and also give her a peck, hold hands when you're walking together, and do some other romantic things.

4. Easily admit your wrongs and then apologize.

Men can be stubborn and hard when it comes to admitting their wrongs, but if you want to know how much a girl likes you, you need to easily admit your wrongs and then apologize. It won't kill you, just 'I am sorry', that's enough to settle the fight. Easily admitting your wrongs, also shows your level of maturity and how much you respect her in the relationship.

5. Play your role.

Lastly, do your part in the relationship. Support her, make her feel loved if you have spent on her. Encourage her, be supportive enough, and also be there whenever she needs you. Also, don't make her get hurt, protect her, and don't let her cry. In this way, you can know how much she like you.

6. Spend on her.

Last but not the least, spend on her. It is a known fact that girls like being spent on. So they appreciate when their man spends on them.

P.S

Never waste your money on entitled girls; i.e. girls that feel they are entitled to your hard earned money, it ain't healthy for your health and the relationship in general.



Modified:

This is only for those who are in a committed, serious and long term relationships not the casual ones undecided


If you have any reservations, do well to use the comment box.


Lalasticlala farano Rocktation



Incase you don't know na me talk


huh??...bro all this juss to get puccccccy?.. ..even sweetcunt97 will not ask for all this!! angry

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Romance / Re: Have U Ever Visited Your Partner Unexpectedly: Share Your Experience by TheCork(m): 5:31pm On Nov 03, 2020
Kenplay:

You case is spiritual


Bro dont worry..the day u ever have moiney..spending on women will really really make sence(no oofense) smiley

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