Kenplay:

why is TheCork always stalking you, is he sex starved or what?
have you tried to reach him to know if he has a mental condition from brain surgery?

...see yor head like #endSARSarmROBBER#... Is dorin27 yor mate?..do u hav moiney? ..can u aford her? ..simp
Son, please when big boys r talking to babe..wot u do is bak off & be quite.
I am not stalkin her..I am toasting her ..eeeedioooot boy!!!(no oofense)

Kenplay:

why is TheCork always stalking you, is he sex starved or what?
have you tried to reach him to know if he has a mental condition from brain surgery?

Mercisharelove:
How do you create invisible hole where all your children are being siphoned by forces greater than your finite mind.


How do you relate with a spiritual husband and wife??


Most of you do have sex in your sleep, others even without sleeping they masturbates and release your water into the realms of the spirit, oblivious of the fact that you are fucking with demons.


Each time someone commit sexual sins demons are born into the seas and the same demons comes back to hunt down earth dwellers.


How do you know this?? If I tell you earthly things and you ignorant, how then would you believe heavenly realities??

My eyes, and my ears are opened and I can see the realms of the spirit. And my parts are connected to realities

When are you going to stop your madness of population of demonic kingdom?? children of the flesh??

No wonder the master once said that the children of this age, of darkness are wiser than the children of the Light.



Close your legs and deal with your sexual urges and lusts, you are populating the kingdom of darkness and bringing more harm to the kingdom of the earth, and yourself and your families.

Stop the unapproved sexual relationship!

Get married if you can not hold your lusts for sex and if you are married stay faithful and also you have to stop masturbating immediately and come out of Babylon kingdom



Invisible holes giving birth to invisible demons on the earth.


Whenever you are fucking without approval, you are indirectly sleeping on top of the seas. Stop populating the kingdom of Satan today.

Hear this message and spread it worldwide.

Mercisharelove:
How do you create invisible hole where all your children are being siphoned by forces greater than your finite mind.


How do you relate with a spiritual husband and wife??


Most of you do have sex in your sleep, others even without sleeping they masturbates and release your water into the realms of the spirit, oblivious of the fact that you are fucking with demons.


Each time someone commit sexual sins demons are born into the seas and the same demons comes back to hunt down earth dwellers.


How do you know this?? If I tell you earthly things and you ignorant, how then would you believe heavenly realities??

My eyes, and my ears are opened and I can see the realms of the spirit. And my parts are connected to realities

When are you going to stop your madness of population of demonic kingdom?? children of the flesh??

No wonder the master once said that the children of this age, of darkness are wiser than the children of the Light.



Close your legs and deal with your sexual urges and lusts, you are populating the kingdom of darkness and bringing more harm to the kingdom of the earth, and yourself and your families.

Stop the unapproved sexual relationship!

Get married if you can not hold your lusts for sex and if you are married stay faithful and also you have to stop masturbating immediately and come out of Babylon kingdom



Invisible holes giving birth to invisible demons on the earth.


Whenever you are fucking without approval, you are indirectly sleeping on top of the seas. Stop populating the kingdom of Satan today.

Hear this message and spread it worldwide.

sinaj:
you will never change

kaiii...arrrha,..so its true, u hav yansh...i love yansh & i tink I love u!!!
..anyways belif it or not..u tha finest Nairaland chick to date. U look like those MTV babes, juss like one of my ex, Matilda from Poland. U fine like chocolate mixed with fanta & pina colada wine plus fruity ice cream mix with palm wine plus soda water & a slight mixture of jollof rice & goat meat....dyammm u fine!! ..Am gonno add u to my marraige list thou!((SALUTE!!))

ongback:
Another table breaking thread
Mention the moniker of the person you think is the most annoying member on Nairaland, also give your reasons. Please reduce the insults

sinaj:
Will just say...'na me fuckup' and move on

kaiiii.. yess i like to fuuuukin up side down too. ...u my kinda babe...i swaaaar!!

anyways.. hello Sanjay..... one boy call Olofofo21 told me u r very beautiful...
so please can u kindly confirm if u lightskin & u looklike my lightskin babe, call Shortyy & weather u hav yansh has big has Shortyy's yansh please?
U have? Tanks!!

TheCork:




Hangon Kamala... son I have yansh more babes than u on nairaland!!!(real talk)

Kuman2:
I have been wondering if its just me or there is someone else Who likes fvcking prostitutes.
I havd spent over 60k fvking ashawo.

And its so affordable that i can get a bl0wjob for 1,500k or 2k.

Please guys

What is your total bodycount ?
I'm just 20 and i have already smashed 50 ashawo and some girlfriends.

How many did u fvck at 20??
How many ashawo have u fvcked?

Hangon Kampala... son I have yansh more babes than u on nairaland!!!(real talk)

Kuman2:
I have been wondering if its just me or there is someone else Who likes fvcking prostitutes.
I havd spent over 60k fvking ashawo.

And its so affordable that i can get a bl0wjob for 1,500k or 2k.

Please guys

What is your total bodycount ?
I'm just 20 and i have already smashed 50 ashawo and some girlfriends.

How many did u fvck at 20??
How many ashawo have u fvcked?

dorin27:
Very simple.... Un-dress, have sex with him and dress back for church . Shay na husband you call am?

kaiii.... did u juss say u undrrressssss slowly and have sexxx x wit me? ,,,,, tank u tank u tank u tannnnk u!!!

this is exaccctly why I all ways dream of u naaaaked huggin me!!!! ((tank u dorin27))

dorin27:
Okay... thanks for sharing your story. I pray I never encounter such.

dorin27:
Make it 4 . 2 is too small

sinaj:
and I fight anyone who touches him or touches my religion.
wahala for any god that cannot fight his battle.

Hello Sinaj... one boy call Olofofo21 told me u r beautiful....please can u confirm if u lightskin & u hav yansh? Tanks!

Preciousgirl:
If your current crush; that woman you are currently crazy over tells you that she will agree to love you back if you eat her pooooo A.K.A shytt

What will you do/say?

Olofofo21:


have you checked dis moniker called sinaj?

ongback:
Another table breaking thread
Mention the moniker of the person you think is the most annoying member on Nairaland, also give your reasons. Please reduce the insults

Lemmy123:
I had a very embarrassing and funny experience of trying to woo a lady in my school. I was 16 at the time.
She was a girl from my class back then in secondary school. Averaged height, light skin, short hair, cute face, oh God, everyday I see her in class feels like I'll melt and fade away. I tried to get her to understand that I liked her but she wasn't paying attention so one day I waited till it was lunch hour and everyone was out. She usually remained in the class and eat alone so I decided to let her finish before I tell her.
As soon as she finished, I walked up to her and tried to initiate a conversation but I couldn't speak clearly and my voice began to shake like a little baby about to cry but thankfully she did not notice. I knew I was messing the whole thing up but her silence made me think she was listening and probably interested too until she said "Look at how you're sweating"
I almost died, as in the whole thing I've been saying since did not hit her, it was my sweat she was paying attention to. In my head I said "OK, I'm done!" and slithered away like a defeated snake. It took me a while to try again.
Kindly share what your first experience was like too

Lemmy123:
I had a very embarrassing and funny experience of trying to woo a lady in my school. I was 16 at the time.
She was a girl from my class back then in secondary school. Averaged height, light skin, short hair, cute face, oh God, everyday I see her in class feels like I'll melt and fade away. I tried to get her to understand that I liked her but she wasn't paying attention so one day I waited till it was lunch hour and everyone was out. She usually remained in the class and eat alone so I decided to let her finish before I tell her.
As soon as she finished, I walked up to her and tried to initiate a conversation but I couldn't speak clearly and my voice began to shake like a little baby about to cry but thankfully she did not notice. I knew I was messing the whole thing up but her silence made me think she was listening and probably interested too until she said "Look at how you're sweating"
I almost died, as in the whole thing I've been saying since did not hit her, it was my sweat she was paying attention to. In my head I said "OK, I'm done!" and slithered away like a defeated snake. It took me a while to try again.
Kindly share what your first experience was like too

kinkybabie11:


It’s really really difficult just starting your own business as a young entrepreneur and besides, one would need a capital and experience so I feel working under someone is a little step forward in terms of achieving your goals.

yeeeeeeeppppaa.. see nyansh!!!!
..sweery, as from to day, u will officialy be one of my babes . We will discuss my entry later!!

Temmylee01:
Why do some men think they're are alpha male

Shoooooooooooooots!!!!!

Issokay


Now let me tell u at some point in life many of us men had been a simp take it or leave it, probably in secondary school or high institution so where did ALPHA MALE generated from?.....there is no way u will see a gal on the street and walk up to her and say.... Hey come I want to fvck u...it will never work and that is the truth olosho self no go gree even with ur money for ur hand you can't be rude to a lady.


Inside bedroom when konji don hold u like madt tell me say you no dey beg?? The only time u might want to be stubborn (alpha male) is when u guys are tired of each other or as a guy u start seeing someone else.


If there's something like alpha male why do cultist fight over women in campus cuz I can tell u majority of fight InSide schools are caused because of gals. All of us nah simp!!!!!!

dorin27:
That's it! I am going to this big brother show next year. Maybe my own na house I go get

burnababe:



Interesting... � Thanks for the response.

brain54:

pls ignore that boy...

dorin27:
I guessed as much...cause a sensible lady won't say such

brain54:

pls ignore that boy...

Henreez:
Lol when did they discharge up to 58k patients?

Awon Warey! They are trying to release everyone. Una don dey tire

Oga references you Don collect work without pay till next year

owukpa:
Benue Pastor Kidnaped, Murdered For Allegedly Stealing Manhood By Angry Mob



SOURCE: https://www.idomavoice.com/2020/11/uhembe-jacob-how-popular-benue-pastor-accused-of-stealing-penis-was-kidnapped-killed-and-buried-in-shallow-grave-photos.html

Pancakeey:
With your rotten English. I doubt you’ve even smelt the airport
My friend goan read your books

^^^^^ threre u go....see one of them
..is it ilegal for Nigerian women to be nice? Can u even reach London sef? (Goat)