Kennyswagz1:
attention seeeking bastard

Bro dont worry ..it ok...I hav money. Keep saving & u be Rich by 2072

stanliwise:

Ok so why did you mention the babe you nyanshed?

Bro I hav nyansh plenty babes from nairaland but cannot remember all there name (real talk)

HRHQueenPhil:
thanks for the offer but NO

Hangon baby..can I remind u that chicks never reject me..am a Londoner & I hav moiney. I can giv u moiney for food.
So was yor nomba & can u cook n clean please?

HRHQueenPhil:
thanks for the offer but NO

HRHQueenPhil:
Hell is real.Give ur life to CHRIST today

Hello hiya hi madam
Please can I mate wit u instead?...am a nice guy I swaaar

stanliwise:

We do rich men start advertising themselves like this

Bro I nyansh babes like biscuit coz I have moiney...u dont belif me juss ask any nairaland babe...dorin27, sweetcunt97, Victorian or my babe Nmezor...or other chicks.
And bro If u need moiney for food ..ask me nicely sir(no oofense)

FahBuLous:
you knw that is somehow impossible..

Nice. Good luck!

FahBuLous:
Good evening romancelanders, I Know this shouldn't be the section to post this but i need wider views that's why i posted it here..
Please I am in need of a job, anything at all, even if its cleaning...
I Have been idle for too long and its affecting me, i have shared for work but it keeps proving abortive..
Please help, i reside in ASABA..

Bro..message CEO of nairaland, Seun Osewa to get u a job as nairaland MOD for one of the sections so u can get paid. He a nice guy. Truss me!(real talk)

Ayandokun2000:


Believe this modafucker at ur own peril....old nigga can't even spell correctly. My niece in primary school spells better than this MF

Son, am a Londoner. I have moiney...u dont.
Please go baccto bed sir!!(no oofense)

theFilmtric:

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

theFilmtricsay

Why?.. Are u lookin for British paper?
Bro u wanto marry me? ...keep dreaming sir!!(no oofense)

theFilmtric:

Yes he is Nigerian
Yes you have money........he might have more
He can spell........you obviously cant
He listened in school.......you didn't
He is patroitic.......you obviously aren't


theFilmtricsay

Correction sir...
Am a Londoner..I have moiney..I get women..I hav women

Kenplay is a in that Nigeria ...ain't gots moiney...cant afford women...cant get women!!!(big differense sir)

SweetCunt97:
Who God fearing man help? I want a sinner, a cold blooded sinner who does not give a fvck and not one pretentious seemingly God fearing man.

good news sweetcunt.
..u need me in yor life sweetcunt.....I fok like mad & I coooooome like krazy!!( u dig?)

rainerboy1010:




Oys SweetCunt97 abeg show here lol

Bro sweetcunt97 is really sweet...truss me.
Kaiiii.. I tasted her twice. Talk to her

Crownstar01:
I was very sad yesterday. Never knew I was dating a wrong person.

^^^^side effect of rejection

..errrmm bro,...u on yor own!!!!! (no oofeinse)

Kenplay:

YOU SUFFER FROM LOW-SELF ESTEEM.
Oya take this

Brother. show respet to londoners. Am londoners. Periiod!! (no ofeinse & good nite)

envoymedia:
Nigerian Lady Unblocks All Her 'Haters' On Instagram As She Celebrates Purchase Of Her Dream Car (Photos)

A Texas-based Nigerian beauty Youtuber, Sophiology gifted herself a 2020 Mercedes Benz E350, IgbereTV reports.

Sophiology took to Instagram on Sunday, October 25, to share her testimony along with photos of the new car she purchased two months ago, adding that she unblocked all her haters so "they can shine their eyes too"

She wrote:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CGxbnHqjX38/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Bro i use to nyansh this babe 3 years ago.. ..i swaaaar... we use to call her Samstrung the Tweker!! (True story)

rainerboy1010:


How you you do it?


if you find out after delivery its like this

Bro..talk to SweetCunt97 from Nairaland...she the expart!!!! (truss me)

dorin27:
Babe where have you been? Good to have you back anyway

am fine . tanks babes.
i still love to hav 3some wit u & BKsoul u no.. BKsoul said she all ready agree. .... are u cooly possible with it please?

Kenplay:

You talk too much, na only you the London?

Yes am a londoner sir


Sadly...

1) I have moiney sir......u dont
2) I have pounds stalin.....u have Naira
3) Am from london...u in nigeria
4) I drive BMW...U dont have car
5) I have 4 girl friend.....U hav none

Sumary:
U not on my level (no oofeinse)

Benzoway:
Hi guys, I'm planning to relocate to a city with big booty women.
I hear south western women are the most endowed?
From my research people say it's Abeokuta or Ibadan?

Is this true?

Bro come to pekam here in London....all homebase women were nyansh pad wit cotton wool!!(true story)

Zzor:
i will soon be back fully,dont miss me too much

Bro we will be waiting!!!

MhisTahrah:
Possible but I don't think so.

Ok so please describe yor sef..do u hav nyansh?

virginprincess:
This rubbish you typed should be directed to the op not me.

Ok I apologise... u have small round nyansh thou.

It's very manageable!!

Holumhidey:

So, it's safe to say you're bisexual?

bro but Wot kinda question is this ?... are u ok?


...cant u see fati2001 is male?(no oofense)

Zzor:
i will soon be back fully,dont miss me too much

pcguru1:
Single as in not married or single as in no relationship ?

Google single & stop ask question sir!!(no oofense)

victorian:
I already knew it Wil end up like this.

I've watched several protest through the past years and it's always an avenue to loot people's business and properties and spill innocent blood everywhere.

If Nigerians refuse to learn and change their ways, well there is nothing I can say again, than to look and watch from a safe side.

Nigerians we hail thee!

This Victorian chick juss making person prikk had by using other people photo on her profile....this is so wrong
Nigerian women are never usually fine & halfcast

dorin27:
All I see is her smooth skin...but mine is smoother

Realy?? Ok let cream yor body wit vaseline& I will take ubto expensiverestaurant..buy u rice n beans...deal?