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mrpoul:
I have been very sick for the past four days now. I woke up this evening with a strong urge to masturbat, so I wanted to know if it is okay to masturbat or if I masturbat, it will worsen my condition

foolbuster:
Why are you seeking validation from strangers? Please work on your self esteem.

UzomaBabangida:
Why are you not protesting?
Me; I don't want to get shot

Zeion422:
Last night i went too watch champions league in a viewing center not far from my place, as i sat down anticipating how the game would turn out i felt a touch at my back i turn and behold it my neighbour....ehhhh..bross hope no problem? He said no problem that he need my help that is very urgent..can we talk outside? I followed him outside, am very curious at these point so i ask bross what the issue? His said one of his side check just show that i should pls help him, i ask how!!! He want the lady too pass the night at my place an promise the lady will leave the next day because they is a lady at his place. The only thing on my mind was too return back in side an continue the game..so i agreed an gave him the key too the house. The funny thing is i dont use too talk with him because of his life style...dis guy send his wife and son packing becouse of one minor incident that happened, all he does is too bring different women to the house. From the period i gave him the key to the time the match ended trust me i dont knw what happen, i can only imagine how many time he must have fu*k the girl....an how many times he must has surful between my block and his block so the other lady dont code. I can back home after the game meet the lady at the living room we greeted and had a little chart, i did not see my neighbour i believe he is at home with the other lady......she ask if i can play i movie for her which i did an we both watch...to be honest the babe set well......just a compliment... at these point it already 11:45pm am feeling sleepy so i bid her good nite an went too the bed room too sleep...am half way asleep when i felt some one touching me i thought it was in my dreams but the touching is becoming very serious so i woke up behold it was her on her bra and pants...babe what are u doing...guy am lonely i want you too fu*k me as she is talking her hands are all over my body...babe stop i dont like it...she push me backward too the wall force her self on me that when i know she meant business i had too strugle and push her away frm me...ask her too return too living room which she did....i could not sleep till dey break....i was just thinking all night,no so person for take die..what if na kill this girl kill me for my sleep.......am just looking at my neighbour with one eye, i just dont knw what too say too him ........

Zeion422:
Last night i went too watch champions league in a viewing center not far from my place, as i sat down anticipating how the game would turn out i felt a touch at my back i turn and behold it my neighbour....ehhhh..bross hope no problem? He said no problem that he need my help that is very urgent..can we talk outside? I followed him outside, am very curious at these point so i ask bross what the issue? His said one of his side check just show that i should pls help him, i ask how!!! He want the lady too pass the night at my place an promise the lady will leave the next day because they is a lady at his place. The only thing on my mind was too return back in side an continue the game..so i agreed an gave him the key too the house. The funny thing is i dont use too talk with him because of his life style...dis guy send his wife and son packing becouse of one minor incident that happened, all he does is too bring different women to the house. From the period i gave him the key to the time the match ended trust me i dont knw what happen, i can only imagine how many time he must have fu*k the girl....an how many times he must has surful between my block and his block so the other lady dont code. I can back home after the game meet the lady at the living room we greeted and had a little chart, i did not see my neighbour i believe he is at home with the other lady......she ask if i can play i movie for her which i did an we both watch...to be honest the babe set well......just a compliment... at these point it already 11:45pm am feeling sleepy so i bid her good nite an went too the bed room too sleep...am half way asleep when i felt some one touching me i thought it was in my dreams but the touching is becoming very serious so i woke up behold it was her on her bra and pants...babe what are u doing...guy am lonely i want you too fu*k me as she is talking her hands are all over my body...babe stop i dont like it...she push me backward too the wall force her self on me that when i know she meant business i had too strugle and push her away frm me...ask her too return too living room which she did....i could not sleep till dey break....i was just thinking all night,no so person for take die..what if na kill this girl kill me for my sleep.......am just looking at my neighbour with one eye, i just dont knw what too say too him ........

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victorian:
Suffer head propose!


Nkechi sef!

SweetCunt97:
is the "man" a vegetable?

Nmezor:
Why are u doubting the nos of bags?

Ok Babes .. i will buy u 2bag of rice plus 2 goat to make u happier so dont worry. Can I still take u to expensive restaurant & buy u rice n beans?
I bet u love rice n beans. Is our date on?

Franktom247:
Beyonce na man again na wa

virginprincess:
You guys should stop underating nigeria girls, we are the best, don't forget that what nigeria men can do, nigeria women can do it better, we really tried in this protest.

WoundedLamb:
Who's mum? The spelling in the title and the one in the body of the post aren't the same. Which is correct and who is she?

BadRadio:

Preciousgirl:
My friend is complaining that her husband had suddenly become impotent due to the ongoing protests. She says, she has done everything but the man s kpekus won't stand
.guys, is this normal?

Anyway. #ENDSARS

bbeautylik:
Get it first

victorian:
Suffer head propose!


Nkechi sef!

SweetCunt97:
The mature male I quoted already replied. So kindly crawl back to whatever stinking hole u came out of.

Nmezor:
Hmmm, so the U can't help, that's serious

SpiritualMoon:
Sweet Nairaland,i need advice Please.
I am talking with a Guy,and he recently Wrote this sentence to me: ”My mind told me you are around.don’t lie.”

What Does he mean by that?we are sexually/romantically involved.is he playing with my mind?i can’t understand that cryptical message,and even when i Ask him to be specific about what he means,he still gives me No clear answers,he changes subject.

I would be forever thankful for response.

naniawini:
Markets can be opened but night clubs remain banned Wats wrong with Wike sef

Kestolove:
you get my point

foIake4u:
why were they still protesting at night?
useléss fools

SweetCunt97:
This one na big man business though but very impressive. Nice one.

NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.

dorin27:
Who wants to know?

Mgtowmonk:
As the title pretty much says,
Does anyone here know this girls Instagram handle?
Please share it