₦airaland Forum

Chopcy29:
What if they beat you?

lol, who go beat me
no be my banana? i can carry a ladder and use it to adjust the banana into my compound without entering the person's compound nah

if we dey preach Redpill to men, people go say we're toxic

what you eventually did is what you should have done a long time ago, if u no put woman 4 her place, her sense no go come back to place

omo, you don suffer 4 marriage o
Wetin happen

But I'm happy for you now. You've liberated yourself

Continue ignoring her till she goes down on her two knees and beg you for what she did

E shock her as you ignore her, she run kom nairaland dey find sympathy with her one sided story

No, you were not rude
very nice response

now, he's making sure everyone goes through PTSD just by living in Nigeria

BBnaija don finish?

plaindealer:
Den get another Kwara for your ipob village?

Na wa o..

lmao
I'm an indigene of kwara, no be everybody you fit lie to online

Make dem fix a date for peter obi rally 4 ilorin first, e go shock you

KingKO22:
Kwara is 100% sure for Emilokan


Zombidiots how market? You need sniper ?

which kwara is 100% emilokan?
lol
i sure say no be the same kwara i dey you dey talk about sha

Zonefree:
Those are not men. Having a gbola doesn't make one a man. It takes more than that.

No real African man will ever kneel to beg a woman to start having babies for him.

lmao
don't worry, very soon
all men's eyes will be opened, of course they'll see nothing wrong with the mumuism they're doing now

at least 8 out of 10 guys i know said they'll never kneel down to propose,
well, maybe because i don't associate myself with simps sha

There's no way you'll be a right thinking man and you'll not be Obedient

He announced another date for the second concert at the same venue , that one was also sold out within minutes

He's set to announce the date for the 3rd show now

Brunosamel:
Your brain on porn by gray Wilson
It talks about porn, masturbation and the side effects proven by science and deep research.

lmao
so all the stereotypes that people think about masturbaton i listed earlier, which of them occurred here?

What happened to him is a simple science. Let him also abstain from sex for 4 weeks, then he should watch the kind of erections he'll be having after then

Brunosamel:
Don't justify masturbation have you read any book of what it does to your brain. Porn and masturbation is terrible and the side effects out ways the benefits aside from religious aspects.

It does no harm whatsoever to the brain
again, masturbation has no side effects, stop all these unfounded claims that it affects the brain or whatever u think it affects
MASTURBATION HAS NO SIDE EFFECTS!!

show me any book that shows the negative effects of masturbation
No go bring any religious book near my side sha

even though na fiction, it's still damn funny

op, u no well at all

Both you and the guy are crazy

Beulah20:
Awwn �Pastor kiss wife while she was preaching #thewinlos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NZE1TX39E8

Lol, all these no dey freak me, all these "marry right" wey dem dey talk about, i just dey laugh here cos i no know wetin dey go on in their own house

i no dey listen to marriage counselling again sef. I don live with pastor who dey do marriage counselling for couples before and na so so quarrel him and his wife dey always quarrel everyday
But if you see them outside, the way the man go dey use their marriage do example, you go think say dem no dey get issue at all

so, if u like, dey open car door for your wife, if you like, carry her 4 your back

e no concern me

OkotieJeremiah:
The first example is actually wrong, the second example states that "8 in the triangle minus the 4" times 2 gives the "8" in the box. While the third example is "9 times 5" times "2" gives "90"

lol
If you claim the no.1 example is incorrect, then the formula you gave should be able to solve the other two questions using the same method

AlphaBeta130:
No be me una go give headache.
Maths wey no get formula, i no dy near am.
I prefer further math to quantitative reasoning i swear

i actually love quantitative reasoning and i used to boast that i can solve any question in quantitative until i Jam this one

illicit:
I have never seen the usefulness of most of these quantitative questions.

lol
it actually has it usefulness, it allows one to put their brains into critical thinking to solve a certain problem

Anybody?

Lol

If woman cheat e no too dey surprise me, e dey their nature
Na u dey look for commitment

keep smashing her, and if u discover say she dey cheat, just dispose her sorry ass immediately, no drama

Some popular stereotypes about masturbation

1. It causes erectile disfunction
2. It causes low sperm count
3. It affects you spiritually
4. You feel empty and guilty
5. It affects your productivity
6. You can't do well in life, it affects your career bla bla bla


LMAO x10
We Nigerians and over religious mentality ehn

Scientifically, masturbation doesn't have any side effects except the ones you create in your head. i repeat, it doesn't have any single side effect whether u do it once a week or 20 times in a week

The first time i masturbated, i was in secondary school, i didn't even have any idea of what i did, i just knew i enjoyed it

i even thought i was the only person on earth doing it, untill later still in secondary school before i knew what i was doing is called masturbation, na then i discover say So we plenty there

Anyone can believe what they like
if i catch my son masturbating sef, i go just do like say i no see am

Mtcheww
you be simp baba
person you suppose ghost straightway or pretend like all his well, fVck the hell out of her, then dump her sorry ass

you're still there typing long epistles saying "you're a good and wonderful person... I'm not up to my potential, I hope your new man loves you"

what kind of motherfvcking simping is that man?
you're damn too soft, i can see why she cheated on you in the first place

wtf man

MufasaLion:
So you're trying to justify pedophilia?

No, he's simply saying that since the world is going crazy, then we should kukuma magnify the craziness since we no wan get sense again

Director : Make sure you cry very well o and let it be emotional, are u ready?

Her: wait first, do i need to roll on the floor?

Director : No no, it'll no longer look real it will look scripted, just kneel down, hug your mother and cry very well

Her : Alright, let me apply robb on my face first

Director : okay, camera set, Tape rolling..... ACTION!!

Nice Acting, she should join the nollywood

For crying out loud, Adjust and straighten the plantain tree so that the fruits will be inside your compound nah

You suppose don know say that your neighbour na evil man, e go shock you say he really mean am when he talk say he go cut am o, you fit wake up tomorrow morning and not find the banana there again

dey here dey ask for who is the rightful owner

This is good
God bless him

Agbero people press your bress
your bress no go ever remain the same again

all these planned videos just for clout chasing

her camera was already on before she even opened the door,
na holyspirit tell am beforehand say she go find something in the drawer
you go dey okay

Thank God for her life
I hope she's fully recovered and doesn't suffer from ptsd

I'm sure nobody owned a tv in Nigeria then sef

hope say u no chop the food she cook sha?

If not, RIP in advance,
Greet father Abraham for me

Then tell Adam that he's the greatest simp on earth.. sorry, greatest simp in heaven