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Science/TechnologyRe: Earn N1000 Naira Daily - Legit Website - No Investment by TheMaharajah: 10:08am On Nov 16, 2022
Drop am here. Na today?
FamilyRe: A Little Token Can Mean A Lot by TheMaharajah(op): 11:50am On Oct 17, 2022
People just dey view comot
FamilyRe: A Little Token Can Mean A Lot by TheMaharajah(op): 11:36am On Oct 17, 2022
I don load 100 but thwm no borrow me shi shi and watin dey pain me pass be say na just 100 card I need. I beg make una try help me.
FamilyA Little Token Can Mean A Lot by TheMaharajah(op): 10:43am On Oct 17, 2022
Please good people, I just need 200 card. I dey down at the moment no funds for my hand but I believe with 200 Airtel card I go fit solve my problem. I don struggle to come up with my last 200 buy card but Airtel pulled a quick one one me though I owe them. I take God beg una to help me with 200 Airtel make I fit get things going. I get funds somewhere but no data to take log in. This one na freebasics
CrimeRe: GRAPHIC VIDEO: Man Gets Severely Electrocuted As He Climbs 33KVA Power Tower by TheMaharajah: 10:19am On Oct 17, 2022
where is the graphics in this nonsense pictures.
RomanceRe: As A Young Lady, Would You Rather Build With A Man Or Marry An Already Made Man? by TheMaharajah: 2:38pm On Oct 13, 2022
I've been alone, left alone, self-service alone, endured sufferring alone, brood alone the few girls I've made advance at did not take me serious despite my obvious potentials but why should they? They have 99% more attention from men as compared to me that have little or nothing. I believe in my effort and my asset one day I shall pull the wining hand and I promise y'all my revange is going to be full blown when that time comes. I go continue my solitude and give the spoils of my effort to my brothers and sisters for them be my first family and true family. I go deprive una of my attention like rejecting y'all in your entirety. And if you try to cross come I swear I go make you regret am. Young ladies out there beware for there are many like me out there and you shall come to recognize us in the near future. God punish you say your brain dey show you a potential husband in me you go get hurtfully dissapointed.
HealthRe: #NoBraDay: Women Mark 'No Bra Day' 2022 (Pictures) by TheMaharajah: 11:13am On Oct 13, 2022
I no fit laugh. Woman without the mammalian organ. Them look so unusual.
CrimeRe: Man Steamed Alive by TheMaharajah: 8:05am On Oct 12, 2022
The eyes on the dead body would have look like this.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Gets New Face Tattoo In Cyprus (Photos, Video) by TheMaharajah: 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2022
A fool and his money are soon to part. Even me when dey broke as shit when my skin dey suffer from oxidation I still fresh pass this guy. Portable how your matter want take be sef.
FamilyRe: Why Am I Smelling Christmas Already? by TheMaharajah: 6:55am On Oct 10, 2022
Smell of christmas na because the earth don dey complete him orbit around the sun when dey bring weather change hence christmas smell. But when we percieve the sent we no dey shake because last christmas I almost hungry 2ru out that day.
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Davido‘s Fiancee Chioma A Birkin Bag of N70 million by TheMaharajah: 5:03pm On Oct 08, 2022
as far as i dey concern the bag no worth more than 5000 naira. E go only worth whatever amount them stick to am if na me want sell am to them no be when I want buy am from them.
HealthRe: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by TheMaharajah: 4:58pm On Oct 08, 2022
cobhamsvue:
Rest in peace.

I see no need for you to modify your body unless its affecting your health.

Yansh wey you dey use shit , na ein you go give doctor make e inflate...God wey create am no sabi ein work abi ?!


Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Shey God when create slowpoke sabi work abi na mistake.
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by TheMaharajah: 4:32pm On Oct 08, 2022
I dey 27 years old I don Bleep olosho twice when I dey 21 years. before then and since then na the only experience of sex when I get be that. How yoy take dey do am before when you never start to dey allow them climb you like okada.
RomanceRe: Men Are The Most Wicked Being On Earth by TheMaharajah: 1:34pm On Oct 08, 2022
feminist35:
Men are all over always trying to deceive Young girls, 20yrs to 25yrs, into a relationship. Many of these men will not bother with a mature and independent lady because they know these type of ladies will see them for the coward and failure that they are. A 35yrs old woman is mature enough to know what she wants, but no, they won't go for her. They will rather be disturbing Young girls in their prime and be looking for virgin up and down
Sister, don't mind them. You should take the advice of that frog on suite abi na coat.
CrimeRe: Is This Human Brain Or Is This Tomato? Blackaxe Vs Eiye In Edo State PHOTOS by TheMaharajah:
Why the guy still lie down like that for ordinary ground. Make him stand up and park him brain when don pour for ground na. All this small small children sef.
RomanceRe: Do You People Still Chase spoiled liability Girls? by TheMaharajah: 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2022
Wealthbrain22:
I have noticed that the so called “fine girls” are filled with drama. They want you to chase them and beg them and notice them, basically they love attention. They will do anything to make you think they like or want you just so you chase them and they can feel like they are still the “queen” or whatever delusions they have in their head.

For me I either just go for runs girls that will give me serx, or any girl that is hardworking and doesn’t think she is one “queen b” that has sense. I don’t think it’s worth it to keep bloating the egos of these so called “beautiful girls” , they will make you a senior man start behaving like a child all because they are playing their nonsense childish games. I never chase, if you’re a smart independent woman, you will see my value and I won’t have to do much before we become a thing, not some spoiled brat with 100 men on their dm expecting me to start chasing them like their pvssy is made of gold, God forbid.

The best women are not the ones with long lashes and fake hair, they are natural and hardworking and if you see them you will know. You will enjoy talking to them, not these spoiled attention seeking rats
And if them see say you no send them them go do heaven and earth to bait you. Na so one foolishly leave work when carry her come go enter our bathroom all in the name of say she want wash hand. Me ma no even get time for human interaction talkless of relationship. The next time when any of this girls go cross my part again all in the name of finding my attention I swear I go make am hate me and I go still continue to fuel the hatred till she cry in frustration and flee from me.

Nothing do you my guy.

I tender my respect.
CrimeRe: How Not Keeping Beard (Clean Shave) Saved Me From Street Robbers In Mile 2 by TheMaharajah: 5:44pm On Oct 07, 2022
chudez0147:
DamnNigga
I dey tell you ... the guy just dey shalaye..
if na real rubbers you die well
Na confirm you die well. You no go explain go far before you collect.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by TheMaharajah: 2:52pm On Oct 07, 2022
I been think say na only me. Anyway, the robot no dey very special to me. I go dash am any approximate age till the thing grind to a halt make I rest.
CrimeRe: How Not Keeping Beard (Clean Shave) Saved Me From Street Robbers In Mile 2 by TheMaharajah:
Y
CrimeRe: They Cut His Flesh Pieces Like Aboki Suya Blackaxe Vs Eiye in Ogun PHOTOS by TheMaharajah: 10:40pm On Oct 06, 2022
All of una when dey shout make them kill their sef the fact say somebody when fit this kind thing dey live among us suppose dey worry una. If you Bleep with them them fit do you the same thing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pope Francis Begs Putin To End 'spiral Of Violence, Death' In Ukraine by TheMaharajah: 10:33pm On Oct 06, 2022
Eskimo0147:
Putin been sitting on a ticking bomb


Please my fellow nairalanders I am desperately in need of help, I have been out of job for a while now with a sick mother and a little daughter to take care of, I came across this program called affiliate marketing and I have studied it and realize it can change the living conditions of my family. But the only issue is I don't have the registration fee to register.. none of my friends will help me out bcuz the said I refuse to do yahoo and they can't help me

Please help a depressed bro. The registration fee is #62,500 but am not saying you shld send me the money, pls if help a me my number is 08126666709. God will bless anyone that can register for me and He will repay u abundantly

2553350285 Samson M
Zenith bank savings

But if you will register for me chat me on WhatsApp so I will link you to the company so you can see it's legit

Please help change my life
You no C rius. So somebody go just carry 62k give you just like that. If na you you fit give person 1k sef. Go and and your friends, family and aquintance for 62k not strangers you can't even see.
Foreign AffairsRe: WWII Bomb Uncovered In Dresden, Police Evacuating 3,300 Residents by TheMaharajah: 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2022
GeneralBuhari:
As long as this world exists, history will never forget Adolf Hitler in a hurry.
Him do many things wrong but I believe say na good man at heart .[The greatest achiever of all times]. E get one of him speech video when him dey say "help my people help I want you to alway think that there is someone somewhere less fortunate than me I must help. We leave by our bravery, we live by our honour e.t.c.." But in a world where bad dominates the scene good can't be allowed to thrive. The world does not deserve him and made him do what he did.
CrimeRe: Woman Beats Her Maid To Death In Anambra, Bury Her Body (Graphic Photos) by TheMaharajah: 12:50pm On Oct 06, 2022
Where that broken Candulady. Come see O, Miss useless gender.
RomanceRe: Not All 30yrs Old Ladies Were Approached By Serious Men In Their 20's by TheMaharajah: 11:21am On Oct 06, 2022
Candidlady:
Can a wolf behave like a sheep undecided


They are all animals
Ego won't even let em breathe
They would rather drown than admit the truth
You are one broken soul.
FoodRe: How To Make Best Nigerian Chicken Shawarma At Home (Photos & Video) by TheMaharajah: 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2022
Na just the funds dey purshu me. The day when I test am like this I feel like to steal buy am. The day when funds go dey my hand I go chop the sharwama comot for sharwama. Even my gluttonious desire go see am run.
RomanceRe: My Message To A Female Nairalander by TheMaharajah: 4:58pm On Oct 05, 2022
Candidlady:
Icant be wasting my time reading whatever he wrote... imade my point clear..


Before you come at me with bs

Are you married?
Have you ever dated a lady hoping it leads to marriage?
Why ain't you married?
How old are you now?
And lastly do you have what it takes to get married?

Men can stay ages without the thoughts of marriage but when a lady decide to stay single. Y'all will conclude she used up her time when she was young

How stewpid undecided


Whatever y'all choose to think of me. Truth is idont care .. Idont know y'all and y'all don't know me.. hyfr we might never even cross paths. . So abeg miss me with that bs of yours


Allah sukaruwa






Why you chose to call me evening newspaper is what idont understand undecided

Why call me evening newspaper? Kos ichose to stay by myself and not have y'all fruitless and incompetent beings in my life undecided


You tag a lady who is barely 30 evening newspaper
But tag a man who is in his late 40s player player


What a waste of oxygen
For introduction, I go address you in broking.

Now, to the point...

I don come across many of your post....

All na anger towards men.....

Watin really happen.....?

All this your bitterness must get reason why....

Them don do you strong thing before?.... No take am personal. Them beat you for the game because you no dey skilled...

Your choice to stay single no just happen like that....

Them must don do you strong thing when dey make you feel inferior and you dey see them [us] as the source of your pain when dey come from loneliness, mockery, unfufilment and probably porverty ty....

If being single na choice' why you dey busy dragging men all over Nairaland?... Why you no look and pass?...

Are you jealous?...

All this your attention to man details dey sell you out badly but I no think say you know....

Not smart....

Abi for reality you be one broken, ugly, hopeless soul when be say na only Nairaland him fit take get the attention of men to take hit back....

Try am for reality as you dey do for Nairaland you fit no see many more days before hand touch you....

In ya next life be more beautiful, intelligent, wise and smart, manipulative and feminine. Maybe you go get your own man when you go fit control him heart like a water course where ever it pleases you....

Thank you.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija Season 7 Cost ₦4.7 Billion To Produce - Multichoice by TheMaharajah: 10:14am On Oct 05, 2022
Kpuchionu there. Billion billion na for government and some strong men like the god of abgado.
FamilyRe: by TheMaharajah: 8:09am On Oct 04, 2022
akwesenana:
Dad don late.

I bin wan sell stabilizer one time but she realised and change location.

Omo, I dey try but e no easy.

Wetin dey pain me na the money wey she give me for shirt just because I wan follow her come church. No be selfishness be that?
I dey face similar issue. Me both parent don late but property dey down. Before I dey shame to ask my sister for funds later sef gon she begin want dey change am for me. Those factory work dey very hard and you no fit use am feed sef [if salary manage reach two weeks sef e try]. I don dey do all those kind hustle since nothing show. Na so me I para begin go off character. I sell things and when them confront me I threaten to sell more if them no raise so kind funds for me or atleast dey help me with food every now and then so that the little I dey get I go fit use am contribute to my advancement than for am to dey go on food. Though them never raise funds for me but if I ask for money them dey feel threatened and dey find the money out for me.
FamilyRe: by TheMaharajah: 7:37am On Oct 04, 2022
You no dey do like man. Na she bring you come this world when you no ask to come. She owe you everything in as much as she dey capable. If your life no dey go well at the moment then no be only you go pay. The whole family go share the load. Find her money and make am dissapear. Think of ways to scam her for money. Randomly sell things in the house when you need funds for strategic importance. If them confront you tell them say you need money [na money them dey take find money] no work you no fit go steal for outside. Anytime she confront you confront her back and threaten to go wild and bring trouble come the house for the family to share if them no give you watin you need to advance in life. If them no listen to you, no listen to them. Tell them say you go drag the family name in mud. You be man O if you fail at the end na them go still mock you.


All this applies only if you no be the reason for you condition and you don dey genuely dey make consistent effort. What about your papa?
CrimeRe: Do You Remember This Guy And What Did Your Learn From His Death? by TheMaharajah: 7:08am On Oct 03, 2022
Suicide is not for the weak. Na for the iron willed souls. Thank you.
BusinessRe: I Mistakenly Borrowed From A Loan App #15,000 To Pay #19,500 In 2 Weeks [Pics] by TheMaharajah: 10:37am On Oct 02, 2022
Borrow me 4k inside make i put 1500 in that 2 weeks

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