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CheerfulGiver:
No mind the illiterate fucktard_

He think say na everybody no get sense like people liking his dumb post. Only an oluwole "cerfiticate' degree holder, will type nonsense with swag and drop mic.

Now let's analyze the werey submissions.

He first say " 300% increase in fuel price" which simply means fuel is 740/L. Wrong

Then he say "one would expect Uber fares to increase by 300percent" which simply means 1k trips on Uber will now cost 4k. Wrong. Or 5k now costs 20k. This fool thinks he can play with percentages the way he plays with his penis.

Werey come say "So 300percent increase in fares may in turn lead to 300percent decrease in demand"... But werey no know the amount of ehailing users. What werey means is that if there are 1,000,000 riders, they'll drop to 700,000

But the werey, out of bad belle refused to admit that if his 300% increment peppersoup analogy was to be followed, then driver gross earnings should also increase by 300%, which means that people grossing 200k weekly will now gross 800k

That's how stupid he is. You see why I don't take fools serious?

Goat head and ugly turd. Be there consoling your stupid sef. Fuel price have gone up by almost 300percent, car parts too will skyrocket. Fare will remain the same or increase minimally because the app companies no send you. Your Uber "driving career' go suffer. Keep fooling yourself there. Ewu

CheerfulGiver:
Ewu, fuel was never increased by 300%. Fuel was increased by 163.78%. Go school, you no gree. Na to dey form oluwole investigative criminologist that cannot accurately calculate percentages.

If you fail in calculating simple percentage of fuel increase, it therefore means all your other statistical permutations were pulled out of your arse. No dey form wetin you no Sabi. Wait for gossips then post pictures of your "expose". When serious things are b3ing discussed, take a backseat. You're a congenital dumbfuck but don't always make it obvious.

Cretinous fucktard_

You see why you are foolish? Fuel was increased by 163percent? If you went to school, you wouldn't have been driving kabu kabu since 2016 and bragging about it as your chosen career. It also show the dumb nature of this thread. Typical kabu kabu mentality that none can correct you.

You actually believe that the fuel increase will work in your favour, how dumb a way of thinking. Ewu empanu

No one has exclusivity to Uber business. Salary easrners can drive too and can use their cars too if Uber becomes the cash cow of this unavoidable inflation.

300percent increase in fuel, one would expect Uber fares to increase by 300percent. But even if that happens, Bolt and Uber will take a whooping 25percent from all that money that you have invested into fuel. That's a loss already.

You that is mocking office workers that earn 150k don't know that they use ehailing and will explore other alternatives if fares tripples. Olosho that takes 20k a night cannot give you half of her night earnings, she will rather take a bus or Korope. So 300percent increase in fares may in turn lead to 300percent decrease in demand.

Inflation is always a vicious circle that knows no bound. Always try and be calming down, always think before talking.

dav1002. Please don't be distracted by the last few pages. Retrieve your car from cheerfulgiver asap. I told you nothing but the truth earlier without prejudice.

Conner44:
Last kick of a dying horse

Before morning tomorrow the mods would have visited this thread and put you where you belong

You dey crase short man. Now go back to da oza room and climb that hippopotamus in your house.

BAZ001:
That your mouth ?


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lilkech:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

10. Don't violate the privacy of any people e.g. by posting their private pics, info, or chats without permission.

cc seun, mynd44, Dominique, tabbaz, Puskin, naijacutee, FOD

Please scrutinize this moniker and its activities on this thread. It comes online to attack and abuse random people calling them scammers and frauds without any evidence or proof and then goes on to post names, pictures and phone numbers of the innocent people he falsely accuses.

cc seun, mynd44, Dominique, tabbaz, Puskin, naijacutee, FOD

Kindly investigate this account. He uses two accounts. The other one being corner44. This act of his clearly violates nairaland rules. He uses both accounts for dubious reasons and to deceive the general public.

He once advertised a fake chinko car products on this thread. The products were not registered by Standard Organisation of Nigeria. The intention was to deceive the general public at buying a smuggled product from China.

CheerfulGiver:
I'll wait for your father to come get the car. I dey here.

I'm about to spoil your career beyond this page. Ironically Uber driving is the only thing that your intelligence is capable of. I'm not quite sure if you have other ambitions or skill set you can boast of. You have been driving since 2016 and still going, still don't have a car, still on rentals. Your stupid mind hasn't yet told you that you are societal failure? That tramadol and steroids that you take to help you with energy and kill those painful sores on your leg go soon choke you one day.

I Will soon drop your real name and pictures to the whole world cheerfulgiver so that even riders will be wary of this scammer

CheerfulGiver:
A jobless fool can never relate to when someone says he's busy...

So you don finish for carwash na na, come rush more than two trips, na na na . You dey carwash dey drive at the same time

Continue lying on the internet to novices. Na your sef you dey deceive, not me. Las las, reality will wake you up.

It's just sad that you haven't had the balls to mention dav1002 in all these your madness these evening. You know exactly why. I dare you to challenge him that it's not you he rented his car to. This your foolish shananigans is for kindagatens not for a certified criminologist like me. Continue to dey post your destination. We go soon catch you for street.

ThatIgboBoy:
With the way you were vituperating and masturbating on this issue earlier, you really deserve all the insults he heaped upon you. How can you hate someone you don't know on a faceless forum and wish the person so much evil? Mehn, you deserve more than those curses.
If u like write epistle, I won't reply you.

Mumu. How does his insults affect me? Anu Ofia. So your small mind hasn't yet told you that cheerfulgiver is evil himself?

CheerfulGiver:
How can I make you look more stupid than you've already made yourself? You're like a joke that writes itself.

I'm only replying you because I'm at the carwash and I have time to play. You're that worthless. If you were on fire, I would never use my precious piss to put out the fire to save your life. If I was to choose between your usefulness and a bag of chicken shit_, I'll gladly carry the bag of shit_ and put in in my front seat. At least it will serve as manure. Look the goat, so happy I have replied him for the first time since September 2022. Joy in his heart. He actually said he has been waiting for this day to come. Just look at a man that was born and they did child dedication for.

You're totally worthless and irrelevant. Intelligence quotient is 0.00001

Expose away. At least I have seen what the expose looks like. If you like, post my sextape I won't even bother. That's just how fucking_ irrelevant you are to me....

Infact, post my mother's sextape. I won't even blink..... If a mad man spits on the ground, his spit is more valuable to me than anything that has to do with you.

You are in the carwash as we speak? na Ogun go punish you for there with your stupid lies.

CheerfulGiver:
How can I make you look more stupid than you've already made yourself? You're like a joke that writes itself.

I'm only replying you because I'm at the carwash and I have time to play. You're that worthless. If you were on fire, I would never use my precious piss to put out the fire to save your life. If I was to choose between your usefulness and a bag of chicken shit_, I'll gladly carry the bag of shit_ and put in in my front seat. At least it will serve as manure. Look the goat, so happy I have replied him for the first time since September 2022. Joy in his heart. He actually said he has been waiting for this day to come. Just look at a man that was born and they did child dedication for.

You're totally worthless and irrelevant. Intelligence quotient is 0.00001

Expose away. At least I have seen what the expose looks like. If you like, post my sextape I won't even bother. That's just how fucking_ irrelevant you are to me....

Infact, post my mother's sextape. I won't even blink..... If a mad man spits on the ground, his spit is more valuable to me than anything that has to do with you.

Lol. Sammer. Can't read your shite, its meaningless. You were caught out. Opened a telegram group to make it easy for you to get a car. All your lies have come to the fore. You are about to lose that car that was given to you. You are bitter. Cry from here to the end of the world, there's nothing you can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD_1Z8iUDho

CheerfulGiver:
He goat. I thought you've been screaming to your minions about how you know me and everything about me... How come you don't even know what car I drive? Why are you begging me for information? Stupid fool. I thought you said I was the one that rented the car, and the car should be collected. If you knew that, how come you don't even know the car in question? Na to chook your penis for every matter you Sabi. I only blame people who took you serious and thought you were worth anything. A fool talking about me saving face. Why not post the car and the dashboard of the car you asked them to collect which face do I have to save after you've concluded I was the one that wrecked the car?

You're a bastard. An unfortunate bastard. But in your own case, in the league of bastards, you're still in the back seat. Not even fit enough to lace the shoes of the king bastard. A son of a thousand fathers. Find who born you first. I've not posted in 4 months, but you've been masturbating to my matter. See who makes people believe he's gainly employed.

For the first time since you started your vituperations about me, I'm replying you directly, just to show you that I control your feelings. I do what I want. I reply when I want, and I ignore when I want. I've been ignoring you because on the scale of things I value, you're below the tissue paper I wipe my ass with. This will also be my last reply to you, so you can as well print this reply and hang it where you can read it every day since you attach so much importance to what goes on in my life.

Shebi you be investigator? Why not investigate and post the car and the dashboard yourself? Ozuor.

Yes, I know you and I'm going to expose you further and bring you to your knees. Ayobo boy, I have been waiting for this time to come.

I asked you to provide a screenshot of the car you presently drive in other to corroborate your story and make the fools that follow you know that you are true and honest. Make me look stupid bro. Instead you are here throwing insults at me, as if they touch me or I really care much about them. I just find your response funny.

CheerfulGiver:
He goat. I thought you've been screaming to your minions about how you know me and everything about me... How come you don't even know what car I drive? Why are you begging me for information? Stupid fool. I thought you said I was the one that rented the car, and the car should be collected. If you knew that, how come you don't even know the car in question? Na to chook your penis for every matter you Sabi. I only blame people who took you serious and thought you were worth anything. A fool talking about me saving face. Why not post the car and the dashboard of the car you asked them to collect which face do I have to save after you've concluded I was the one that wrecked the car?

You're a bastard. An unfortunate bastard. But in your own case, in the league of bastards, you're still in the back seat. Not even fit enough to lace the shoes of the king bastard. A son of a thousand fathers. Find who born you first. I've not posted in 4 months, but you've been masturbating to my matter. See who makes people believe he's gainly employed.

For the first time since you started your vituperations about me, I'm replying you directly, just to show you that I control your feelings. I do what I want. I reply when I want, and I ignore when I want. I've been ignoring you because on the scale of things I value, you're below the tissue paper I wipe my ass with. This will also be my last reply to you, so you can as well print this reply and hang it where you can read it every day since you attach so much importance to what goes on in my life.

Shebi you be investigator? Why not investigate and post the car and the dashboard yourself? Ozuor.

CheerfulGiver:
If anyone on this thread claims to be me, has claimed to be me, or will claim to be me, it's not me.... You've been scammed

Collect your money.

Check the dates I posted. I'm an active driver. Don't need nothing from no one on this thread. I'll still drive today.

It was obvious, but I still needed to clarify. Now you know the moderator animal, is a complete fool with his oluwole Intel like tinubu Chicago certificate.... So long motherfuckers. Better luck next time. Avoid being scammed and use your head....

I'm not replying on this thread again for another long period of time. If you need me, I dey telegram.

Post the current car that you drive in the platforms, not dashboard and mere words. Last we checked, you claimed to be driving a 2014 corrola. That's the only way you can prove that it's not you. This your post is nothing but a face saving stunt.

You are a manipulator and an ill equipped conman. Your attack dogs have again believed you

Corner44, You have become emotional on this matter and derailing. You and I cannot have a conversation except you want us to play and banter.

sunnymighty:
Had similar experience until I was forced to retrieve my car,his contribution on repair work was like a drop in an ocean as I was using his weekly remittance on repair work. Now my car is almost back to it original state, after spending a huge sum on repairs.

Thank you sir. CC: dav1002

Conner44:
Imagine how shocked we all are reading from you who hid your original account and created a fake moniker solely to castigate another user here when last did you look into a mirror?

Stop saying someone made a huge mess of any vehicle, you don’t know the said vehicle or it’s past or present condition. stop projecting your unfounded hatred and pain for one man into other people’s minds here

I don't need a mirror to know say I fine pass you Even to delete your hyna face from my phone was difficult. It keeps showing up in all my devices.

You're very cunny bro. Let's leave it at that for now.

Conner44:
I just read this paragraph above and presume you’re now attempting to shift the goalpost. I will pass.



If you call what felicity did to that fasasi guy as ‘legit business’ then it’s okay. At least I now know the type of mindset that you have as an individual. The same mindset that makes you open a fresh account to accuse people or waste energy, data and time to frantically search through almost 17 years of my nairaland profile looking for whatever you can use to attack me. You’re very vindictive, so it won’t surprise me if you tell lies and scam peoples as well.



A vehicle not in a good condition can simply imply that okada scratched its bumper or sides, the vehicle lost some mud guards or maybe a hairline crack on the windscreen. Am I the only one seeing that the [b]dav00 guy never explicitly stated the amount of damage that his vehicle sustained? why not ask for clarification before crucifixion like a sensible person without an axe to grind? [/b]

You have started talking from your anus as per usual .

Dav1002. Do what you can in your best interest and in the interest of your car. Take back what is yours and rethink the business.

Pearl1910:
If a driver approaches a partner without disclosing his Nairaland monicker, I don't think that's entirely bad. Knowing how people want to shame another man by bringing the slightest of quarrel or misunderstanding to the thread, so I understand that perfectly.
And didn't it just display itself? The moment the partner discovered his driver is on nairaland he brought the gist here to shame his driver, instead of handling his business as he has always been doing before he discovered. Or ask his question without exposing his driver.

I get many calls and some people will only tell u their real names and not their nairaland username, if we do business, does that mean they are fraudulent to me, the answer is NO.
As far as driver didn't submit fake credentials to his partner, he used his real name, address and real guarantors then the question of trick or fraud is out of it.

As for if the car is not well taken care of, Dav1002 knows what to do in d event that his car is badly used. My guess is that even the car he is driving has also changed and he understands that u can't drive ehailing in lag and not have one or two scratches. That's not the real reason he brought up that gist. The real reason was just to tell us that he discovered a certain person is his driver simple as that.

Your last paragraph doesn't hold water because at the point of driver asking for the car, partner didn't know who he was, so there couldn't be any coercion of mentor and mentee.

You are getting it wring Pearl. The deal was struck on Telegram not nairaland. He created that group on Telegram. He used a different number from the one Dav is use to and acted like an ordinary group member. Why do you have to intentionally hide your number and prevent a supposed partner from knowing who you are? Definitely because he's not who he was making his followers believe he is. That's the shock.

If Gilthronix comes to me for a rental deal without telling me his moniker on nairaland and I later found out he's the one. I don't need to raise alarm about it because he has always been himself here. He has never said he lives on Chevron drive but only parks there. He has never said he owns a matrix, later upgraded to a 2014 corrola and was only on rental years ago. Deceiving his followers that if he can do it they too can do it.

Those were the lies and deception.

Cheerfulgiver has also made a huge mess of the car and it can only get worse. Best is to take the car away from him.

Conner44:
For the record you’ve never repeated yourself, it’s just now you’re telling us this about cheerful and the way he goes about his driving. I can only speculate but I have been wrong on many occasions so I prefer hearing from the horses mouth.




Did he tell the man a name that is different from his legal one? Dis he present a different address? You can own and operate up to 3 phone numbers and use each to engage with different sets/groups of people. So because I didn’t save your number on the phone I use for speaking with my friends and family you will now automatically tag me a scammer?



Baba calm down, remember dav001 posted that initially when the new driver approached him for and started the rental contract he never knew the new driver was his WhatsApp group’s mentor until afterwards. Can you now see that this your reasoning of coersion has flown out the window?

This your argument doesn't hold water in any way. Approaching someone that have your details with a different ID is nothing but scam. He wore a mask to get that car. The coercion started when Dav found out who he was and became helpless. That's taking undue advantage of someone as his "master". It can be likened to a rape. In this case, an innocent car and Dav's mind were the victims.

Felicity was attacked here, even by you for doing a legit business. This one is a clear case of deception and you see nothing wrong in it?

Did you also read the part where he said the car is not in a good condition. Cars are very expensive now, worst still are the parts. You don't have to sit there and watch someone turn your car to shreds. For crying out loud, the deal is rental not HP.

Conner44:
Says only you @ bolded. How are we to know? What if it’s actually out of envy and hatred that you want him to take his vehicle away from his driver?

Why didn’t you advise dav1002 to take his vehicle totally off all the ehailing platforms and put to use elsewhere since you think it’s a fruitless endeavor like a few others here do?

Why are you pushing for him to take the vehicle away from his present driver and give to another new person to use on the same roads and in the same business? what is your reason?

I don't like repeating myself. Cheerfulgiver doesn't drive like a normal human. There's more to how he goes about ehailing that meets the eye.

Secondly, he came to the man not stating exactly who he is, pretended to be someone else until the man found out. That for me is a deal-breaker. You do not carry on doing business with someone that came to you in that kind of shaddy manner. He has shown that he's a very dishonest man, deserves no pity.

There's also a case of coercion here. It's just like when a master is asking the student for a favour, it will always be difficult for the student to say no. It's that type of method that cheerfulgiver is using on dav1002. It's not going to end well for dav, the foundation is already faulty, embedded in lies and deception. Best is to strip him of the car asap, no more second thoughts or time wasting. A liar will always be a liar. He's not going to change.

Conner44:
Why should he take the vehicle away from his driver?

What did his driver ever do to you?

Omo bone TheModerator, you can’t just come out from nowhere and accuse someone unjustly here.

ME I won’t allow it.

The first time you did it I asked you to say what exactly transpired between the both of you but you instead decided to act the way you did. It doesn’t make an iota of sense.

If truly you’re not all smoke then let us understand your problem bro, what’s your pain? where is the fire?

Because he's distraught, he's worried about his car and wondering if it's really worth it. I gave him a candid advice not borne out of malice. You're the one diverting attention, saying things that are irrelevant.

BAZ001:
You just showed that you don’t drive and don’t know anything about this hustle.

Go and piss on your boss head first

HP 25/30k weekly for few months se na 1.5million naira be the HP car ?
Just to defend CheerfulGiver you don write long epistle confusing yourself.


Themoderator will be laughing at you right now.

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I felt very ashamed of him. Very clueless

Conner44:
TheModerator i sight you oh, Hafa naw.

I don climb my hippopotamus wife finish for night come down oh. We thank God for safe ascent and descent of the mountain

thank God for your life. But seriously, you need to get out there and drive for one month. Maybe you go understand the business better, you may eventually start seeing things differently from the corner cheerfulgiver put you. There's more to this business than dashboard. That thing wey you write about HP make me shame sef.

dav1002:
You just keep poknosing into stuffs no wonder the moderator is always giving you gbas gbos

I brought this issue in the first place cos I fear for my car
Upon my last inspection car wasn't looking nice though my remittance comes in timely
So I needed advice on how to handle the issue. Thanks

No sentiments in business bro. Take your car from him. He doesn't drive like a normal human being. He's too desperate, enters every corner of Lagos, day and night. Na only for inside lagoon cheerfulgiver never drive. You drive too, you know what I'm saying.

I will be candid with you, take that car away, rethink the business or give it to someone that will at least know how a car should be driven. My take.

dapotemi:
Well, a couple of years ago on this same platform I shared my younger brothers model. He ventured into ehailing immediately after sch..Again, I'll repeat it, he TAKES car on HIRE PURCHASE or at worst rental. Complete payment, owned the car, give it out on rental and go ahead to take ANOTHER car..As at today, he has 4 cars today and he's still on hire purchase as at today..His model works perfectly for him...In any business, YOU MUST LOOK INTENTLY and draw out a model to HELP you survive. So why others are shouting it's not a good biz, na only feeding money you go see, maintenance is too high. You will continue to CASH OUT in THE SAME biz..You just need a little 'higher wisdom'..Use your head! Congratulations to cheerful if indeed he's the one.

Ehailing came on board in Nigeria in 2015 and gained ground in 2016. That was when people like cheerfulgiver and Pearl1910 started driving.

So your brother has four cars already within this short period and even on another one, making it five cars already. He probably started this in 2018. He completes payment for hire purchase on a yearly basis by your submission.

Guy take am easy dey give us zobo drink for here.

Pearl1910:
Rotten omniscient that knows nothing.
If you are omni anything, u should display knowledge, wisdom and leadership and not foolishness and backwardness. Rubbish!

Na rotten egg wey you dey chop everyday for iyana oworo dey disturb your brain so