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Josephase:
Children need to grow up...

CheerfulGiver:
I strolled in to check why your girlfriend wasn't picking my calls. We were supposed to meet for a quickie.

CheerfulGiver:
I'm not doing anything special, but for a job that requires minimum intelligence to make 1m to be too herculean for you to decipher, it proves the sub-human nature of your IQ quotient.

In a class of stupid people, you're more stupid than the last of them.

CheerfulGiver:
Mugu. There's no loss in driving. You're too stupid to understand. If not that you had a half education, it's easy to understand that walking into a driving school doesn't translate to reality of driving at a loss. Oluwole ambassador. It must be difficult to live your whole life as a dumb idiot .

CheerfulGiver:
Werey, if it's that lucrative, resign your stupid job and do it. Na to dey give advice wey una never experience before una Sabi. Oluwole nitwit.

At least if you do it for 30 days, you'll make more than the stupid salary you're earning.

30k net x 30 days is 900k net. Do it.

CheerfulGiver:
Professional truck driving training at A1 driving school is 750k for 2 months. I was there today

Gentlelife50:
You never see anything, shey you were the one deceiving us here and we didn't take the job serious thinking you were with us only to use ehailing money to Japa.

Hard I know always come at last, I should have listened to pearl and cheerful, pope add more fire don't pity him, let him suffocate.
Shey I should bring the gala and bigi now or is it eggs you want? For more power.

Larry1960:

Larry1960:
Your papa ogwashi polytechnic graduate ;

Mumu think say I be oluwole graduate like you
Fool thinks I would use my real identity on Nairaland cos your father was a failure doesn't mean I would be a failure like him

BAZ001:
Here we go again
D little change u got from ur 1st trip u went 2 buy jollof rice & skinny chicken, no sides (like plaintain, moimoi or salads Just to proof a point.

No vex u are a millionaire eating large
B4 u will go & borrow land papers to show.
All of us on this thread agree u are rich and apologies for disrespecting u

U get 12miliion cash and still moving Lagos up n dan, I mean I mean emmm

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Larry1960:
Yes it's #12 naira
Fool said I sent a text message to chinko phone myself
It's not my fault you are poor
Or an impoverished asinine


Niqqur je choba ego
Olorun ma fun ey she
God wey don bless me go bless you too
Just wait for your own time it would come
Hahahahah
Oya find something else talk na
Shebi that cheque na fake cheque
You fit come ask keystone bank for Nnebisi road asaba whether the cheque na fake

Na me say make you poor and no get property investment
I sold some part of my plots of land
Come Asaba make I ball you. I no dey Lagos now
Make I change your life for good

You smart na him ordinary 164 percent increase wey primary 6 Sabi you no Sabi caculate

Idiot I know say your papa no fit afford to buy plot of land for Asaba

I don go do Fixed deposit for Access bank make I dey collect 5.4percent of my money till I get investment to invest am on

Next time tell your wretched father to leave some investment for you to secure the future
Like this now my future is secured


Idiot I fit show you receipts of my properties

Tell your Papa make him come buy one plot of land for liberty estate Asaba for #250Million naira

Or tell your wretched father make him come buy one plot of land for garden of Eden for over #150M or okpanam road for #150M


Bastard child child of hate and perdition ask your wretched father
If they can afford to buy a plot of land along Asaba ibuzor road by koka

A plot of land is #40Million naira there
That is why I said my future is secured

Go on YouTube and listen to yangalife on YouTube and he would tell you how much a plot of land 100*100ft along Asaba ibuzor road
or ask this popular builder on nairaland "SPYDER" how much land cost at Ibuzor road Koka asaba after the New fly over

Fool 5 years from now the Land would be worth #80Million land wey dey appreciate by 7Million naira Annually
Omo ase

ReadaDream:
Send her no make I drop one or two for her. Any rider that tries that rubbish with me thus time around go recieve curse everyday until I'm tired

MrCarter577:
Bolt and UBER are in serious competition. If UBER reduces commission, i bet you, Bolt will reduce as well.

BAZ001:
On colos on colos
see millionaire phone ehhhh.
He don press star button taya d thing don fade, I’m sure na him papa give am

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BAZ001:
The guy is a broke As$ according to kanuisagoat sorry poorer than church rat
Wan chup giveaway

Truly empty vessels makes the loudest noise

Corner44 you see your life ? See your guy

Birds of same feathers Cho Cho Cho Cho
You and Larry1960' - 16inchdick using 2 accounts to spam the thread.

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dav1002:
Say less
Leave that man
He's always assuming things same way he assumed 6.5km to be 2km
And 30mins on inDrive app to be 30mins real life 😒

BAZ001:
Ooh nooo nooo
Bia come stopp dis type of play

Efulefu no wam
Dumb brain no wam
Talkative no wam
Hyena face no wam

But dis child porn investigative ..### is not a good play, u mean he’s children are busy watching porn on phone while he’s busy spamming us here.

No naah nooo pls stop TheModerator mustn’t hear of dis

Child porn chaiii e bite me for body


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Pearl1910:
U can't counter fact. There is always an explanation for something that actually happens. That u don't understand it, or u haven't been able to repeat it doesn't make it a lie.

Tobi Amusan ran 100m hurdles in 12.12secs beating the world record by almost 0.10 secs
But the western world and umpires doubted it. They struggled to announce her as the new world record holder but after critical review, they reluctantly gave her the record. In her next race she ran 12.06 secs beating her own record and setting an even faster time. But this time around the Athletics federation said No, NO, No it's not possible, maybe the clock isn't working well, maybe she cheated, maybe this maybe that...they finally said there was high wind at the time of the race and that the wind assisted her.
So she won the race but that time wasn't accepted as the record. She was cheated because the people in charge doubted the possibility of that even though the evidence was glaring. They just looked for an excuse to deprive her of her glory. Just because they didn't like her. Offcourse if it was a while girl or an American, she wouldn't have been subjected to all that scrutiny.

The relationship of this story to us here is that when someone just says he did something, u can easily doubt it, but why u still doubt it after evidence has been shown is another level of crude crassness, weak thinking with a dose of hatred. You are not even in Lagos, so how can u be beating ur chest in assurance that all these people including me are lying. You weren't like this before but u have been corrupted. Retrace your steps.

BigCee0:
The boy nah fuuul with very low-selfesteem.

Just go through his comment, you will know that he's depressed. Life hasn't been easy with his family.

Just give him a warm hug.

CheerfulGiver:
Broke illiterate goat. Who employed a fucktard_? It's cos you have no money for fuel. Dey play

Larry1960:
Pls just shut it up if you can't fathom that 300%percent increment is 756 naira
You are the failure your own self
I wonder if you were even able to pass jamb. You sound like a Stark illiterate

CheerfulGiver:
werey say na 300% come still press calculator get 265.

The boy is a compendium of idiocy. Wonder why you guys engaged him all along. I ignored the werey for a reason.

73O9:
Initial price is 188
50 % increment will 188 + 94 (50% of initial price) = 282
100% increment will be 188 + 188 (100% of initial price) = 376
150% increment will be 188 + (188+94) = 470

73O9:
Sorry for quoting you as I'm not involved in you guys buohara.
But this is the correct calculation.