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190theclown:



ROTFLMFAO!!

He's gna block each and every one of them just as he had blocked me yesterday

This wizkid sure needs prayers

Lets put our hands and hold a minute silence for our fallen brother wizkid ayo balogun

I doubt if the kid even knows there's time difference between countries...and he's so duummb to also block people over a lie he could have covered up with another smart lie...if I was d one I go just talk say I dey hail my fans for LA & everything go settle..dude had to start scampering to save his blackass...like a kid#mumuoshi.

doctorken:
Hello fellow nairalanders especially the job seekers I've got good news for you.I want to reveal a very little secret that will get you employed before the end of June.

I understand that the mindset an average graduate in Nigeria has is that there is no job in Nigeria and you really need to know someone before you get a Job.Quote me anywhere,there are lots of jobs in Nigeria especially Lagos,it's just that most graduates are not informed(there is no mountain anywhere,every man's mountain is his Ignorance,Bishop David Olaniyi).

3 weeks ago,when two new staff were introduced to older staff of my Company,I was just wondering to myself that people keep on saying there is no job while others are changing Jobs anyhow.

As a fresh graduate,your topmost goal should be getting your first job,It does not matter if the pay ain't on the high side, the most important thing is that you are working and taking care of your basic needs.

From my observation,employers are sceptical about employing fresh graduates(especially those who have stayed at home for long after NYSC),the reason is not far fetched,they believe that fresh graduates do not have the requisite skills that will start bringing value immediately to their Company once they are employed.

Hence,if you know you are a fresh graduate and you know within yourself that you dont really have the skill(s) but you just want an opportunity to be trained while working I will advice you start with the one you see.There are lots of marketing jobs in Lagos,some even pay 50k/month for fresh graduates,yet some graduates look at it with disdain and want that Oil/Government job. Don"t get me wrong,I am not against you working in an Oil Firm or following your dream Company,my point is dont be idle(involve yourself even if it is a voluntary job),In the process of working in your first Company/Organisation,you will meet people who can turn your job story around.

In Conclusion,visit websites of different Companies of your choice,go to their career page and submit both your Cover Letter and CV(even if there is no vacancy for you),believe you me once there is an opening,you will be the first person the Company will contact for an interview and definitely you won't have much competitors for that job.My Story

(Do not strive to be successful,strive to add value........Albert Einsten).

Good pep talk but the youth of nowadays no go hear word...na fast schemes & "dont dull" mentality na hin scatter their brain.

Meanwhile vacancy for 5 cute & sexy waitresses for a mini-club business.

Pay is 20k/month.

Work time is: 5pm-dawn.

Prerequisite: Beauty & Brain.

uviesa:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/18/five-men-to-trek-from-nigeria-to-mecca-for-buhari/

GMB call your fans to order!

Basildvalour:
Nigeria sef suppose to dey turn for her eye


Weed strong sha!
Victor is a living witness

Lols..who be victor by the way?

I vote Twaci Cc NLJega.

abisolaarshow:
check these out

Hmm...dat last one "Clark" try small...nice design...but I hope its authentic premium leather? No bobo me oh!

Also won't mind having one of this designs if possible.

Teeboy22:
http://naijagists.com/lady-constantly-dreaming-about-jim-iyke-marrying-her-begs-him-to-take-her-as-wife/

This na scam oh!

jemype:
its something lyk this u need perharps

You sure sey no be d shoe wey you don use you wan sell for me sha?

Borrussia:
[img]http://www..ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Davido-House.jpg[/img]

Davido just posted a video on
Snapchat saying he bought a house
in the U.S, possibly in Atlanta.
Good for him!

More Screenshot Below:-

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http://www..com/2015/05/photos-davido-bought-house-in-us.html

No wonder Wizkid squashed his beef with this guy...hin see money hin paralyse.

This dude is possibly richer than some American superstars sef...who knows

Jambsupport:
Lol. u guys are terrible.

My sister na lie I talk?

Chai! Work sef know sey you work am!

See as you dry like Bonga fish

raficki87:
this actually happened in crossriver,okuku in yala LGA very close to ogoja,

Cross river, calabar, uyo...dem be same tin jarey...cultists, thieves, ritualists & other vices...over here na only boko haram be d problem.

igmatt2002:
Her name is now Lara Oshiomhole! For those who don't like their marriage take heart, it's their choice!

Leave them make dem still dey fantasize

tonytony208:
Abuse me all you want. But each time I see the two together, I can't help thinking of the Beauty and the Beast

Check the picture below and ask yourself what this girl want from oshobaba if not money and power. See oshomole's head self. It is enough to kill any passion a woman can have for him. The girl is just a gold digger; no more, no less!

You neither have a clue what turn women on nor am I confirming she truly loves Oshobaba.

Gbaghan:
The poster above ^^^ is a fool!

If you post below me, you are a goat!

And if you quote me, i will kill you!

Hold him oh!

Where that my injection dey?

farano:
The singer shared this photo on instagram with the caption "My Sunday smile makes my colourful church outfit sunny to me"

Like her outfit?

https://instagram.com/p/2xtVhliGrW/?taken-by=officialwaje

Very poor swag...not feeling it

DatBossAssChick:
My goodness! Some people have no fear of God. A couple was caught at Ebeano supermarket in Lekki yesterday evening May 16th, using fake pregnancy to induce sympathy and make shoppers part with their hard earned money.

They were caught after they approached a man and asked him for money, telling him they had no dime on them. The man saw a female friend at the supermarket and told her he wasn't convinced the woman was pregnant with the way she looked. He asked his friend to use her feminine eye to look at the supposed pregnant. Continue to read the rest of the story...


The couple were then asked to take as much foodstuff they wanted from the supermarket. The man's female friend then tried to feel the woman's stomach and the woman immediately jumpd. So she took the 'pregnant' woman to a corner and asked her if she was really pregnant and she said yes. Not convinced, the lady asked if she could feel the stomach and the woman panicked. But the lady managed to feel it and it was all cloth and she alerted her male friend. The woman was then forced to show the fake bump.

A crowd gathered and not surprisingly, quite a number of them said they had given the couple money at one point or the other. They were later handed over to the police. Photos below.. 

 http://lindaikeji..com/2015/05/photos-woman-pretending-to-be-pregnant.html?m=1

Wetin consign police with ds one now?

Men ds means the auto policy will actually take effect sha....choi!!! Diariz god ooo!

I just hope won't start it earlier dan d scheduled date of July 1st

Tomeseen:
Riri slays it jare, that gal got melody but bee as far as am concerned is a screamer and overperfomer. I just feel like she's compensating for something. What?! I don't know yet, but am watching.

Now Riri can take u to sleep, make u fall in love. Some badass heartache songs handy, get jiggy on the dance floor, go slutty, how about an anthem, had her voice compared to SIA which is badass, am not even goin try and compare bee's voice wit anything, lemme not forget dt ol raggae dt Riri does so well.

Aldou I can't make head or tail outta bee melodies but she's gotta be talented to account for her many grammys. She can be likened to MC galaxy though. A dance invetor, cos all her dance video are remarkable sha, am still looking for d melody in her music apart from being able to scream well.

Apparently somebody will say am in love wit Riri, I say ese gaan nii.

God bless you for being my Aaron where I was a Moses...I've always had these goose bumps listening to most of Riri's song even as a guy but feel sissy on Beys...as I said Beys just sexy, shone out among d destiny's child which may not have happened if she started out solo (she just rode on their wings as she's d only relevant one left in the group) & then capped it up hooking a don in the industry...but I just watched a summary of the 100 most watched videos on youtube..Bey had only 1 (ring on it) which was even far behind Riri who had almost 4 on youtube...dat tells something.

Coming from a woman I'm impressed that you spoke your mind.

*continues jamming "Te Amo" since morning* Riri is blessed...God bless her more...

eazisky:
Baba oshomole, if u like run 50km to impress your new wife, if she handle u for 10 min, u go surrender, na then u go knw say u don age

Leave am...hin tink sey press up ontop ground be like d one ontop woman...hin never chi chum chin

I just pray sey hin engine no go knock when Lara begin ride am...otherwise na gateman go dey help oga service hin new (b)ride be dat oh!

onlyme12:
Barely 24 hours after his wedding to Cape Verde beauty, Iara Fortes, Edo state Governor, Adams Oshiomole participated in the annual 10kilometers Okpekpe road race alongside top Edo personalities, Nollywood artistes and others.

Oshiomhiole, who ran within the 10km VIP category, said although he did not win the competition, his participation in the race showed he can still do what young people can do
“I worked hard but was not successful. To do 10 kilometers after the wedding assured me that I am capable and strong to what young people can do” he said. Get ready, Lara!

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/05/am-very-much-capable-strong-to-do-what.html

Na d Police wey dey their I just dey pity...I sure hin go just dey curse under hin breath sey:" which kain sufferhead I come ds life oh!"

ebonflex:
We are not talking about parole babes here, we're talking about husbands and wives.
Very different fields.

Everybody knows parole things are the sweetest and more fun. But when it comes to wife things, one must be careful. Some women see that as the only power they have. The only way to get him to do something her way, etc. There are more issues in marriage than in a parole, 2 lives far too intertwined than a parole otherwise would, and thus far more dissagreements and critical differences of opinions.

"seduction" can only go so far after a while.

Perhaps when you graduate from paroles you'll get what I'm saying.

You are making a grave error thinking that way...its still d same art of seduction that works in a man that works in a woman but different techniques. A woman that is attracted to you sexually is easier to convince than a woman who isn't.

As I said don't get it twisted...."parole" may sound like an unacceptable word but a man who lacks in its experience will definitely encounter problems with his wife. Its the reason you see a woman cheating on her husband with another man despite depriving his man of sex. Its simply because the other man is doing the assignment for the husband which is d art of seduction.

Can you deprive a seductive woman sex because you want her to do something? Likely not! But I'm sure you think a woman can do that cos you're probably not well-informed to think they can be seduced...you think after she gets married & "parole" ends she automatically & magically stops being the woman she was & thats where lots of men miss & end up having their women lose attraction for them.

Lemme explain your point so you can understand better: A woman wey sabi give man the thing will use it to her advantage by depriving him until she gets what she wants then satisfy him afterwards cos that's her only power as you rightly said. But she's a human being just like you with sexual feelings, if you also play your cards right by seducing her too, she'll receive the "" with all pleasure 4getting what she was tryna get in the first place...play your cards right bro!

LFJ:
The reason is because most men are selfish. Before you wake up in the money, your wife is already up taking care of the children, you go out together to work, you come back from work, you busy yourself with TV from one channels to the other, why your wife is busy in the kitchen preparing food and getting your kids ready for the following day. Now imagine a woman that wakes up 5am in the morning and engaged till 10/11pm is the same woman you want to be a supper woman in the bed.
The question is how much do you assist your wife? If you want an evergreen and energetic woman, don't over labor your wife so that see can have enough energy to take you to the moon on the bed.

A round of applause for this specie. As long as she'll take me to the moon, I'll even go and grind pepper for her...

AfricanApple:
I guess it turns them on

That net cap on your head makes you look local....you shouldn't disfigure yourself ok?

ebonflex:
When a woman knows she has no other value and knows that she brings nothing to a relationship besides the hatchet wound between her legs, she will try to ration it or make it seem more expensive than it really is and make it seem like a big deal.

I actually pity these calibre of women. Imagine how empty they must feel inside knowing fully well that they are so useless.
. A person needs more validations of the Point of their existence than just having something that EVERYONE with your gender has....more so something that deteriorates very quickly too with time. This is also why they have such terribly low self esteem.

I disagree with you on this. A woman who rations sex has simply not been made to feel attraction for the man. We all have sexual feelings which once ignited gives no damn about your first statement. Once a woman feels it for you, she will do it with you whether its d only thing she got or not...and even if she brings more to the relationship dan sex, if she feels no attraction for you she'll not be aroused & thus deny you of sex.

Self esteem has little to do with a babe dat has been seduced properly. Dont get things twisted bro. I know of women that use the only thing they bring into a relationship which is the "thing" between their legs to keep their man by having him well satisfied- My Akwaibom parole babe comes to mind...she finished me off & she knew she did a good job.

Goahead:
When is Obassanjo gonna get his own wife sef

Who dash monkey banana?

Y'all saying you love both of 'em just don't wanna accept that Riri is kinda better.

IfyAwazie:
Rihanna for me anytime. I love my riri.

You sabi better tin...

I know a lot of people will say Beyonce but her stint in musical career was due to her overshadowing her crew in destinies child....Riri on the other hand rose solo and almost all her tracks are banging!

Riri got Unisex tracks that even a man can flow & sing to without feeling Sissy but I won't be caught dead singing some Bey songs cause ppl go dey look me like gay.

For me Rihanna is my best between these two....

What y'all say?

So dbanj just dey bobo us

Eja nla!!! 419

Rikidony:
Big boys dnt show off if it was in a sane country that pay tax the collectors would have paid him a visit

I wonder why how one continues to pay tax over a property one has already bought. Can someone explain