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Tallesty1:
A public and official warning to those you expect gifts from? Who does that?Dude, the reason I will not list you for sale on Jiji is because they're not doing any give away now and nobody will pay a dime to own you cause you ain't worth a broken kobo.

Chei!!! Broken Kobo?

Ppl fit lambast pesin die for this forum...see as you use mouth skin am alive....like sey you be Ramsay Bolton.

pyyxxaro:
I don't understand



The guy de sleep when there de put nail for e head


If naa me, I go rush the man oh, find way discharge






I nor de folo person wife oh, b4 una quote me

Na wetin me sef dey wonder be that, wetin hin dey look as the man dey drive nail enter hin head? Maybe the whole neighbourhood held him down sha....

If otherwise, then he's a pvssy niggga, whom I wonder how the woman open pvssy for in the 1st place.

Biglittlelois:
Hahahahahaha, this is funny as fvck hahahahahahaha so now we have to advice guys to be careful of who they hang out or go home with same way we advise ladies hahahaha really funny

If I catch that your Bigclitoris, I'll squeeze it like a nipple...

CriticMaestro:
Get your pvc
Remember your vote counts

The funny thing is, give Igbos their Biafra and they'll gladly run back to Nigeria, dem no fit do without us walahi...

farano:
Smh...beauty without brains. That's why I love myself, I'm beautifully made , talented and intelligent

Yet you still prefer to show us breast...

CecyAdrian:
The questions should be, what is Mikel still doing in our National team?

Chei, how are the mighty fallen.

Nigerians are just wicket.

emmyid:
This happened while I was still in High School, and for security reasons, I will conceal the identity of that my "Friend".

I attended a day school that wasn't too far from my house, so most of the times, I and some other friends walk home.

So, on this fateful day, the sun was so high that it could steam a pot water. It was just three of us strolling home. Myself, my neighbor whom we share a fence, and a senior schoolmate who was one class ahead of us.

This senior lives somewhat close to school, we would have to pass his house before getting to ours. Due to the scorching nature of the sun that day, we decided to branch and ease off before heading home.

His Dad owns the one storey building which they live in. The building houses his Dad's firm which was on the ground floor, and his family lives on the top floor. It was a very big house.

We followed him to his room, little did we know what was about to happen. This senior of ours is known to be wild and rough, sometimes he behaves like one who has "kdjdbajs" issues. �

I and my other friend were in his room gisting, when he entered his Dad's room, and came out with the shock of our life! A loaded pistol! Omg! What was going on? (His Dad is a licensed gun owner who owns two pistols and a pump action**Bad ass Dad**).

At first it felt like a dream, but the hard reality hit us when he ordered us to kneel down, and put our hands up. At this juncture we were melting in fear, but we needed to man-up. I faked a smile, and with a cracked voice I stuttered -

"Guy, abeg stop this play na"

Immediately, he barked at me like a furious Dog. I could see his eyes changing to that of an angry lion and his face looking fierce as though a Demon just possessed him. He then yelled at me to shut the f*ck up, and never utter a word, while he opened the gun to show us the bullets well loaded in the cartridge, with his finger well positioned at the trigger.

Aside the workers who were busy on the ground floor, we were the only ones up. And he told us

"I go shoot both of you, lock up your corpse for that wardrobe, for night I go dump una somewhere "

Inwardly I was already dead. I thought about -

My parents. My dreams. Would anyone ever know what happened to us? O! My siblings. Lord, don't let me die a virgin.

He ordered us to pull our shoes, we did as commanded, he ordered us to close our eyes, we shouted "Yes Sir" without hesitation. Then came this order that broke the camel's back.

He ordered us to enter the ward robe. My other friend immediately entered and was sleeping there already, and at the same time sobbing. I joined him, then he was about shutting the door when I pushed it, he threaten to shoot if I don't stop, but at this juncture, I was ready to die by that gun than suffocate and die slowly in there.

When he noticed I wasn't giving up, he then released us. Asked us to pack our shoes in our hands and disappear from his room.

With the speed of light, and glory to God. I and my friend packed our belongings and ran as fast as we could home. We didn't share the story with anyone, in fact, we didn't speak to each other.

When I got home, I couldn't believe what just happened, I told my parents everything and they knew him so well. They kept their cool.

Two hours later, to the amazement of everyone, this semi-killer showed up in my house like nothing ever happened. He was looking for me and the other guy. I went to him and ask him why he has to do that, he smirked and waved it off.

The next day in school, I shared the stories with some of my friends. They laughed and told me he once did same to some other guys before. We didn't report to the school authority though.

For almost a year, I avoided his house. But didn't totally avoid him because we still met in school, and I noticed he was just a naughty boy. Although, that was a risky play I don't ever wanna be part of again. What if he had mistakenly pulled the trigger?

After about two years, I resumed going to his house, but never alone though. We always go in group.

Le Roi Emmy Idiege © 2018

Iss a super story....

nuti:
They should leave this Portuguese legend alone oo if not.,.


Figure what is wrong with these picture

Pls tell us what's wrong there bro...

Kneephy:
Rubbish!
Like, who's even interested in visiting Ecuador in the first place??

This stupid country denying a whole Nigeria free visa. God punish una for me.

Nigerians and their useless pride...between Naija and Ecuador, na who stupid pass?

Empty barrel of a country...

henry007:
you have no idea how much beating TECNO phones can take. Been rough handluing them since the days of Phantom A.

Tecnofanboy. Defend am till last drop of blood.

Yinmu

macuwon:
And the fairytale begins again for our super slay queens, Our calculators are out, permutations and combination has started. We are all ready to take advantage. Even Argentina would be praying for us to get a good result against Iceland so they can trash us and qualify. But we will dissapoint them at last.

We would lose to iceland

Abeg where and how I go fit do cheap betting, I wan try this bet for this world cup, I know I will win...kindly guide me on the way abeg...

adidison:
Argentina under this coach are really really bad, was surprised they stuck with this coach after a disappointing qualification ... Even Nigeria beat them in a friendly before. Nobody was afraid of Argentina, they even said everybody is on the same level and have equal chances of qualifying from the group. If you listened to Croatian coach interviews he said every game will have different tactics and with Nigeria they will attack more because we don't score many goals but against Argentina they will press more to not give them chance on the ball ... and both have worked well for them.

Them know sey we no be threat

Humblesam:
No mind that guy....if they didn't play well against us, is it us that play well against them? We that destabilized their game plan and confused their strategy with our own confused strategy

Bwahahahaha

obinnahenry:
Bet9ja has made billions of naira for this world..... For me alone, I have bet almost my monthly salary... Haba

And you never chop 1k still...Chei your case work or pass "ogogoro master" own

adidison:
Come on now ... did you see the passes they were spraying from deep ? They used a different tactic against Argentina

Na wetin I dey talk be that, them just use Nigeria train because them don study our game wella, dem know sey no matter what, dem go beat us ni sha...na against Argentina dem play their real game and their tactic worked for them cos Argentina don underrate them cos of their first game...

Omo na tortoise sense these Croatians dey use abeg...

Axis313:
Na isi-ewu I mean o.
But come o,why you dey pray against Nigeria,at least we no chop 3 against Croatia,and na only one shot on target they get against us and that was in 92nd minutes of the match, minus the penalty.

Guy forget, Croatia were just using us to build up oh...na their last match against Iceland go sweet pass, na that one I go personally wan watch meen...e go sweet die!!!

And I'm no fan of mediocre football, even as a realmadrid fan, I secretly relished the way 'dinho dealt with us then

Football is first meant to entertain, before anything else...when Naija play correct ball, I go side them...till then....sorry.

I doubt we can beat Argentina, Nigeria is just too useless to rely on....na vex Argentina go use demolish us I swear....but their vex wee still be in vain, cos na Iceland and Croatia get that group.

We lovebirds(Nigeria & Argentina) are coming home together no doubt

henry007:
People have been doing the same thing with TECNO phones, using them for 2 years and then upgrading. Nothing new here.

Pampering them you mean?

Bro I no just wan stain my write up there, but I've actually used a Tecno before, the "thing" no last pass 3months, e kpuff!

Axis313:
3 - 0.
Argentina is a joke!

Messi is a goat.

I'm sure you mean goat literally, as in "isi-ewu"

Messi no go score for this world cup ba? And if Portugal go carry cup or even enter final, e don finish for Messi be that oh.

I pray Croatia and Iceland make it outta the group.

Nigeria doesn't deserve even a point. Call a spade a spade abeg.

[quote author=goldiam post=68699241][/quote]Hmmm, those wey you go use now e no go charge pesin phone pass 40%, yet still dey claim 10000mAh

Ejadike:
bro, this device he's talking down on is actually a nice device and I'm using it to quote you now. I don't have any issue with it.

Bro why some people dey get fault with Tecno then? Rarely do you see people buy a new Samsung and complain not even up to a month after buying....

I'm typing with my Galaxy A5 I bought in January 2016. Na me wreck this phone to the point of even stepping on it sef....the screen don cracking yet the phone still dey bounce dey go!

I bet I'll kiss my Tecno goodbye with the harsh conditions I subject my gadgets to.

I don't buy things for pampering, I buy them to use the hell outta them till they work no more.

1st Phone Galaxy Note1- bought it 2012, used it till 2014 before the irreversible OS upgrade rendered every battery I bought for it useless cos of its high spec.

Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1- bought 2014, used the hell out of it both for reading, browsing, gaming, receiving calls, chatting and everything else you can think of. Just woke up January 2016 to use it once more and the tin no on again . I patted it on the back and said welldone boy! You don try wella! And discarded it.

Samsung Galaxy A5- Walked into a Sammy shop the next day after my Note 10.1 burial and purchased this. It's been working since then even though I don barruff hin life wella! Enough falls, enough brushing. The tin no wan gree die.

And one tin about me, no matter how rich I am, if phone still dey work, I go dey use am go. But I really need to change this ASAP.

Now tell me which Tecno can endure all these hardship?

Abeg J7 Pro it is meen. Make God help hin pikin abeg. I go use that one too till hin kpai!

2years atleast for all my phone.

Mind you I don't even use casing or screen protector for my phones. Dem dey fall directly for ground and still bounce back, no shaking.

Tecno should pls take a seat and watch.

Samsung 80k, Tecno 45k and you want the same Quality.

Oversense na hin be our problem for this Naija...smh

goldiam:
Very powerful price depends on the capacity you are buying.

What's d mAh like?

AmiciLord:
I love this girl scatter

Abeg where you arrange that delicacy I dey see for your dp so?

I must gerrit by force...

goldiam:
If xxxtentacion were to be a Nigeria i bet he would have died without the culprit being arrested.This is just barely 48 hours and they already have a suspect whaoo.

How powerful us the power bank in your dp and how much does it go for?

jennifermahan:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkQ8dNGnqEO/

How you take get hin no?

Ashewo kobokobo

YhungPablo:
I'm so happy to make this comment on FP . Please do not buy this phone,my brother recently bought it at the slot. After few days he wanted to on it again. Then the phone hanged. And refuses to On. Then he went back to slot several times,nothing was done nor they gave him another phone. They told him that the software to flash it isn't available yet since its a new phone. Can you imagine. The person At the slot only gave him his small phone to be using and ask him to come back next week Tuesday for the next excuse I guess..

Chei Tecno na scam meen...almost fell for thus phone oh!.

Make I continue my Samsung life jejely abeg...no money to go troway....

Better I buy an 80k samsung and use vigorously for 2years than buy a 40k Tecno and use for 6months despite pampering it like a new born babe.

Wisdom abeg...

Samgreguc:
Brother, whether hard or soft, they cause dependency and dependency is the mother problem that leads to other vices.
Synthetic Marijuana is also a hard drug. only natural one is soft but can still cause psychology dependency.
Just SAY NO TO DRUG ABUSE.

What of my beloved Benson Switch?

ChiefAzubuike1:
Only hard drugs like cocaine , heroine, meth render you such a junkie like this
Non hard drugs like marijuana makes you look fresher , younger an less of a junkie.

Na true you talk, see as d guy dey look like person wey dey find "gbana" seriously...

jennifermahan:
A Nigerian lady @theonlysweetyville was left in shock last night when an unidentifiued man parked his car in front of her shop, came down, and brought out his penis to masturbate infront of her shop

she wrote

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkQwvtVF-rN/?hl=en

source : https://www.made4naija.com/2018/06/lady-left-in-shock-after-man-parks-in-front-of-her-shop-to-masturbate-video/

The "jěrk off Lagos stress" part got me

You lucky sey hin no rape you...with those your tasty melons

Constie:
Lol.... I love football too! And that's because I'm interested in the game personally...

You can be our next SuperZee Oshoala....

VanBommel:
The girl handled the pr.icks professionally

Do you have the video? Abeg send am to me at

mooredavid298@gmail.com

Thanks. ..