₦airaland Forum

50calibre:
I think it's disgusting! Being someone with a slight phobia for blood, the sight of a bloody tampon gives me nightmares.

And to think I'm expected to go down on that region makes it even worse.

I think women should handle that business very very discretely.

Wise & mature post...only complain about it when there's problem widdit.

pinkbee:
Very common with guys using 'okombor' aka juju things.
They say it spoils their acquired powers.

"Okombor"

[quote author=cityhood post=34011562][/quote]Cotonou papers dey scare me...

Zonacom:
Though i didnt vote, and I've got no interest in this stuff, I'm happy Twaci didn't win. Her spamming of every thread on nairaland with her ' please vote for me' ishh was just so annoying.
Good thing she conceeded victory though. Everyone is threading GEJ's footsteps

Haba there's nothing wrong in a campaign. She tried and people actually do like her....

Twaci:
Congratulations to my sweet sweet baby girl Tohpahz!

Wow! You tried dear

That's the spirit.

Moana:
( . )( . )( . )

Lols...aint turned on by Polymastia...i'm fine with 2round, big & brown melons...

Don't gerrit it twisted, I know you aint a female.

Pipsland78:
A mere minister traveling with 2 aides and countless bags while the prudent president-elect traveling with just 1 aide and 1 bag. This outgoing administration really ruined this country in more ways than one.

Meanwhile Buhari's aide be like...
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif

That moment you see a babe tryna seduce you....d aide wan laff die...

Moana:
( . )( . )


See boobies?

Too small

DrAify:
Ask but your questions should be reasonable

Hello! Wat sort of response is dat

Taylor86:
One day success will bring back our friends who left us during the struggle but definitely not as friends but as fans

#word.

ninjasta:
did somebody notice how the guy with red, and the lady in yellow sweating in the palace,
what a disgrace to nigeria and nigerdelta in paricular.

A whole kings palace in the middle of nigerias oil capital
the birth place of goodluck johnathan
after 5+years of ruling no common (tiger)Generator

....drowing the windows curtains for light...shame!!

Do not be deceived...its called keeping a low profile.

Moana:
see your life ashiii go and repent

No boobies

femi19:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-FdOonFQDoI8/VV9QhrIL8hI/AAAAAAAFUhE/vfcx3YRkZ14/s1600/1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/-XQ0XTRHjS4c/VV9Qh-mFjJI/AAAAAAAFUhI/dGOpeKGWu50/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

He left for the UK on a British Airways flight this morning.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-jfXDTysF5ag/VV9QiXqGTVI/AAAAAAAFUhU/8uq_zRjp0sY/s1600/4.jpg[/img]

Source http://www.cravetechblog.com/2015/05/photos-of-president-elect-buhari-in.html

This man never enter hin jus dey fly about. When hin enter nko And Barcanista tell me na me no hear word oh!

Chai sorry Sai Buhari! Babaonechance...see as hin do leg for the first picture sef...like person wey get stroke for leg

Gbawe:
Unfortunately, dude cannot help himself. He is a jobless and r.tard.ed drifter with a mobile phone. Three lethal combos that should never be mixed. That terrible mix has happened in his case and the result is the idiocy we see him display on every thread daily here. He was probably abandoned as a kid by his folks so it is pointless asking his parents to take his phone away. We will just have have to suffer his irritation for a while till he gets a job or is finally locked away in an asylum and deprived phone privilege.

firing squad!

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-become-peace-ambassador-after-leaving-office-jonathan/

Don't worry the Northerners will listen to you now because their pikin don enter. That's d only way they'll understand your peace message...otherwise you can as well speak to the wall and expect it to take heed.

bogolobango:
Sometimes i ask myself if this benue state is in nigeria

Today na fulani herdsmens go rape or kill
tommorow na political thugs


I pity benue state


RIP to the dead

No wonder my nurse from Benue State hates these hausas like shiiite...he can't even hide his disgust for them...hin go just dey hiss as hin dey attend to them...

He hates being called a North-central man, saying he's a middle belter...he hates anything North..

Gejpresident:
President Goodluck Jonathan came and delivered more than what Yorubas and Hausas had done in the past. If you think Buhari will perform magic,you're deceiving yourself. After May 29th,no one will call PGEJ's name again or blame him. Who'll APC blame for its failures? Sai mumu baba!

We've grown so fond of blaming GEJ won't be surprised if ppl still point fingers at Jonathan even while he's sleeping jejely in Otuoke...

Ballama:
Why people are not surrounding them are they not happy that they honored their son as I seen for the GMB trekker he is been guarded by the soldiers because there were many people wanted to shake hand with him

The North is too United that's why they'll continue to enslave us...see as dem just dey invade middle-belt & southern territories with impunity...have you ever heard of Southerners doing that in the North?

I tell you if the North decide to leave like the Biafrans, Massob & IYC are clamoring for, , they'll secede with no one stopping them...who can even stop them? Is it the people that are even invading others territory you wanna stop? The North has held Nigeria to ransome. Imagine 70% of Northerners own the oil wells in Nigeria while the occupants of theland are left to watch as their resources is being enjoyed by foreigners.

I'm beginning to see truth in Asari's statement. Nigeria is really a fraud.

ogalandlord:
Johnny walker should make them ambassadors of their drink.

Which kain Johnny walker Who dash monkey banana?

Rather they should model for that secondary school sandals called "Trekkers"

Moana:
The babe in red has lost weight o. Make i trek for Buhari so i get smaller boobies

*quickly rushes to check boobies*no boobies pix*

Mtchew!

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/22/jonathan-trekkers-arrive-otuoke-photos/

I dey feelnd guy's swag in d first pix...but ppl no too welcome dem sha...unlike the other hausa guy wey scatter Abuja...

CR77:
Na so bro na where man dey work him dey chop


God bless ur hustle

Daz why oyinbo ppl dey call am work-chop

lalasticlala:
The star singer is a brand ambassador of MTN, who recently renewed his contract with the firm. Kcee shared these pics via his instagram page. He's pictured hawking MTN cards on major streets of Lagos.

https://instagram.com/p/2_HVccRK-4/

Man must wack strategy. Nobody even send am....wey tinz hard...lols

DrAify:
Done

You practise in d usa? If so can I ask a few questions?

iamord:
I agree. But there is a limit to how foolish one can go. And when it's rampant. It's a thing to be bothered about. A lot of black are having low iq and inferiority complex. If that's to change there has to be a change in education. Both formal and informal

It must start with the woman. A woman who marries a foolish man will only produce a foolish offspring. And the cycle continues.

Doyinne:
According to PUNCH, the Nigerian states listed below are not owing their workers.

Adamawa
Anambra
Bayelsa
Borno
Delta
Edo
FCT
Gombe
Kaduna
Kwara
Lagos
Nasarawa
Niger
Sokoto
Taraba



http://www.punchng.com/news/unpaid-salaries-strike-imminent-in-18-states/

Op what of Zamfara?

MrsChima:
NO COMPLAINING!

I no complain b4 na...wetin be my own

Na you & Mrchima get talk.

MrsChima:
I like a man that wants to please every area on my body and put me to sleep until the next night!

Every area ke??....that's a salary job you're asking for oh...

Readwarn:
There's no general answer to that as they (the girls) have varying feelings. But I think saying "thank you" isn't too romantic.
"Thank you" ?? Like really? It sounds as if that's the relationship main goal.
Its somehow to me sha,that's my opinion.

I think it is wierd simply put.

Mclovin4:
Thk yu 4 kini? My strength,my sperm,my sweat,yur punny,yur strength,our enjoyment.....so whr did thk yu fall in?

Lols.

Ebiz12:
I personally don't know if its right or wrong, but I'll prefer to hear words like "babe that was hot" "you were simply amazing" "you are So hot" "love you babes" with a very sexy voice Rather than "thank you"

Cool, ladies are beginning to come out of their shells...now we're beginning to know y'all better...and can thus "serve" you better...lols

JOEFY:
OP YOU ARE A BIG FOOOOL

Abeg make una help me catch am oh!!