₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,900 members, 8,424,124 topics. Date: Wednesday, 10 June 2026 at 05:52 PM

Toggle theme

Themodernman's Posts

Nairaland ForumThemodernman's ProfileThemodernman's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 63 pages)

CelebritiesRe: Davido Wins 2018 BET Best International Act Award + Acceptance Speech by themodernman: 6:16am On Jun 26, 2018
rentAcock:
lol. Why will you come on stage and start begging American artistes to collaborate with you? They turned off his mic immediately. Such a rookie, amateurish, and desperate move.
That's why them dey give them the award backstage jejely in the 1st place, so that we no go embarrass awasef for public...
PhonesRe: Tecno Pouvoir 2 Review - The Honest Truth by themodernman: 7:56pm On Jun 25, 2018
missslimzy:
Some iphones or samsung get dead on arrival sometimes too.
So says a Tecno fanbae
CelebritiesRe: Ed Sheeran Stops Cardiff Sell-out Concert For Toilet - Twice by themodernman: 3:36am On Jun 25, 2018
JohnieWalker12:
You don't just broke up with your ex. Please don't listen to his songs. He would only make matters worse. If you know. You know grin
Like which pls?
CelebritiesRe: Ed Sheeran Stops Cardiff Sell-out Concert For Toilet - Twice by themodernman: 3:35am On Jun 25, 2018
Cladez:
I am here thinking about one question in mind.

WHAT IF IT WERE TO BE IN NIGERIA?
Just wait till you see awa Nigerian copycopy artistes copy this... grin

Mumu artiste dem...
PhonesRe: Tecno Pouvoir 2 Review - The Honest Truth by themodernman: 9:32pm On Jun 24, 2018
chicwoman:
That one is your own experience tbh

I know some who has used a samsung and it just went off in three months

It doesnt mean that the phone brand is bad na
I'm talking about brand new phones here not UK used.

Tecno is one phone that is unpredictable, even when bought brand new can just go off the next day sef.

That is impossicant with brand new Samsung and iPhones
HealthRe: All You Need To Know About Using Maggots In Healing Wounds (PHOTOS) by themodernman: 8:45pm On Jun 24, 2018
Factfinder1:
I feel like vomiting right now
And you call yourself a fact finder....

You're a scam artist...
SportsRe: Japan Vs Senegal: World Cup (2 - 2) On June 24, 2018 by themodernman: 8:38pm On Jun 24, 2018
Gucciboss:
The guy that predicted 2 - 2, hope you bet am so? Cos na money you just jam be dat
Can someone bet on a single match?
FoodRe: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by themodernman: 8:04pm On Jun 24, 2018
Katier00:
I can even do more, just wait until you taste my Palm oil rice
I coincidentally just made palm oil stew...

Ojigbijibi!
FoodRe: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by themodernman: 1:34pm On Jun 24, 2018
chaotik:
To cook rice na by brain again
You think na by that dogfood concoction wey you dey cook chop?

Oya goan use your brain to replicate wetin I dey see for there if e sure for your brain...
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Reveals How Rapper Eedris Abdulkareem Made Her A Decent Woman by themodernman: 12:48pm On Jun 24, 2018
otownloaded:
Nigerian fashionista and sister to Nigerian most paid blogger, Laura Ikeji, just took to her Instagram page to heap encomiums on rapper, Eedris Abdulkareem, revealing how the 'Nigerian Jaga Jaga' crooner made her a decent woman.

Sharing a side by side picture of Eedris and her, she wrote;




https://otownloaded.co/laura-ikeji-reveals-rapper-eedris-abdulkareem-made-decent-woman/
He didn't find you attractive enough, that's why. Otherwise your kpomkpom go don dance Alingo untop hin konto.
FoodRe: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by themodernman: 11:20am On Jun 24, 2018
DonPiiko:
Those are internet photos Mr man before you start gassing her up
cheesy
CrimeRe: SARS Went Through My Wife’s Nude Photos On My Phone - Man Narrates by themodernman: 10:51am On Jun 24, 2018
Benita27:
Those SARS guys know the kind of citizens they harass on the streets. And oga, why would you keep your wife's nudes on your phone even if you're the only one that has access to it?
You are my spec.

Baby be mine.
FoodRe: Why Do We Always Cook Rice On Sundays? by themodernman: 10:47am On Jun 24, 2018
Katier00:
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nigerianricerecipes.jpg

I was about going for my weekly shopping and something just came to my mind, is there any rule that state we must cook rice for launch on Sundays? 90% of households in Nigeria eat rice very Sunday. I just decided to cook yam and egg sauce tomorrow to see if something unusual will happen


https://www.cometonigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/jollof-Nigerian-ways1.jpg
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs7003989/3540486755-w980-h640/360-Nig.jpg
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-1T-zDdQd5DA/TYawEHmST_I/AAAAAAAAApw/RhxTrdaNiUM/s400/DSC04199.JPG
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/61/25/31/61253130408bf00a75f2a00c88793daf.jpg
If you cooked those delicacies I'm seeing here, then you're blessed, not only with beauty but brains also...
FamilyRe: Wife Of Nigerian Man In UK Dies At 6 Months Pregnancy, Baby Survives by themodernman: 10:05am On Jun 24, 2018
Dripy:
I lost a 7 month old baby to the nonsense healthcare system of Nigeria. My heart still bleeds whenever I remember 25th of October 2017. When are we gonna get things right in Nigeria? imagine delivering a baby from a dead woman; doctors in Nigeria would have buried both of them without checking.
Continue to blame the doctors instead of the "nonsense" government. That will help improve our healthcare system.

Typical Nigerians, quick to lay blame on the helpless & hapless, struggling civil servant and burn someone who steals #5 maggi but hail and cheer the main looter who put them in such strait and dire situation when they pass the streets.

Wonderful country...a safe haven where corruption flourishes.
FamilyRe: Wife Of Nigerian Man In UK Dies At 6 Months Pregnancy, Baby Survives by themodernman: 9:59am On Jun 24, 2018
PurplePatch:
God will see you thru man.

In my country a 10-month old pregnancy is not guaranteed talk of 6-months old. Thank God they live in a country with a working health care system.
Grow up baby. God is your strength.
The age of viability (fetus surviving outside by itself) in the following countries:

Nigeria: 28weeks

UK&US: 24weeks (6months=24weeks)
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Game Of Thrones Kit Harington And Rose Leslie Tie The Knot In Scotland by themodernman: 7:31am On Jun 24, 2018
TissuePaper:
Fine boys usually marry not so fine girls..who else noticed undecided
Cos they got action in za other room.

Fine girls are pretty dull, they're just plaques and trophies for show off but most times they're pretty boring just like the fine boys, hence they also go for ugly dudes most times to spice up their lives.

Ramsay Bolton confirmed this...

Unlike poles they say attract, isn't God just wonderful?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures: Game Of Thrones Kit Harington And Rose Leslie Tie The Knot In Scotland by themodernman: 7:27am On Jun 24, 2018
Peter5694:
you know notin Jon Snow grin grin
Now he knows something.
FamilyRe: Married Woman Kissing Her Secret Lover Gets Stuck To His Lips(photos,video) by themodernman: 12:08am On Jun 24, 2018
noble2faith:
Eleribu... Keep deceiving urself
They resort to cussing one out and even hurting sef after they've been demystified.
SportsRe: Slay Queen Shares Semi-nude Picture To Celebrate Super Eagles Victory by themodernman: 11:43pm On Jun 23, 2018
Folashade2016:
Life will be more easier for you if you mind your business a bit.
Who said I'm in the business of making your life more easier?

Npe o to less easier, wahala ti e niyen.

Bwahahahaha!
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To Don Jazzy's Impregnating A Girl Twitter Post by themodernman: 11:41pm On Jun 23, 2018
Preca:
I'm Yoruba..proudly one
Eww! How come you now look mgbeke-ish allova suddenhuh
CelebritiesRe: Davido Reacts To Don Jazzy's Impregnating A Girl Twitter Post by themodernman: 5:37pm On Jun 23, 2018
Preca:
you say what
Fine Igbo lady, Yoruba no fit fine like this lailai.

The problem I have with igbo girls be sey their beauty they enter their heads...
SportsRe: Slay Queen Shares Semi-nude Picture To Celebrate Super Eagles Victory by themodernman: 5:04pm On Jun 23, 2018
skales67:
shocked shocked shocked shocked

I am against Nudity but this one is the bomb! Chisos!!

Who has this girl's addy?

See booby like fresh watermelon harvested from a Jos farm very early in the morning!

Na to just pour baby oil over this sacrifice before I offer her to the gods of my phallus!

I don make am screen saver sharpaly!
Abeg which phone you dey use wey get Microsoft Outlook, it looks tecno to me but that outlook don confuse me...
SportsRe: Slay Queen Shares Semi-nude Picture To Celebrate Super Eagles Victory by themodernman: 5:01pm On Jun 23, 2018
Folashade2016:
Oh no God what's happening to girls of this generationhuh?
Som girls make me wish I am a guy.


check my SIGNATURE.
You actually look like one...
SportsRe: The Way Iheanacho Was Begging Musa To Pass The Ball Is Actually Very Funny - Pic by themodernman: 4:52pm On Jun 23, 2018
Khd95:
What if MUSA geeyaan the pass nd he no score, I just dey imagine the tribal war wey for shele for nairaland, with afonnjas siding arewa to fight ipobs
grin
Abi oh cheesy cheesy cheesy

Yorubas, ever faithful and loyal to our aboki masters...den don swear for us walahi. Lols
SportsRe: Braless Ghanaian Lady: I Have More 'Points' Than The Nigerian Football Team by themodernman: 4:33pm On Jun 23, 2018
Gossiplover:
She is talking about having more points than the Super Eagles with 0 point, that is before the match against Iceland.

Okay, Super Eagles has 3 points
but hers still remain 2 points on point. lool.
Who has noticed most Ghanaian ladies have really been stepping up their games?
BusinessRe: Top 10 Biggest Mistakes In The Tech World History That Cost Billions Of Dollars by themodernman: 3:41pm On Jun 23, 2018
seyoops4u:
Do you know that some company buy a company just to sink it, they dont really need it
Artificial reefs...
BusinessRe: Top 10 Biggest Mistakes In The Tech World History That Cost Billions Of Dollars by themodernman: 2:45pm On Jun 23, 2018
ddjay:
oh Microsoft, i so celebrated the failure of the windows phone os. i used my hard earned salary in 2011 to buy a windows mobile 6.5 phone by Sony Ericsson, then few months down the line, Microsoft discontinued the windows mobile 6 operating system in favour of windows phone 7,8... my phone became like the blackberry of today, WhatsApp, Facebook, YouTube, Windows market place, 2go, internet Explorer etc all stoped working leaving me with only java opera mini. my colleagues were like; i told u 2 to buy blackberry, i told u to buy a nokia e series, n series.. as my small money waste,na so una billions waste.
Funking hilarious, that's why I've stuck to Samsung all my life, they seem to be highly reliable, perhaps even more than Apple sef in the smartphone world.

Even Apple may sink but Sammy never would.
FamilyRe: I Need Ideas On How To Reconcile With My Wife. by themodernman: 2:08pm On Jun 23, 2018
Ishilove:
'Miscommunication' and boom! Separation. Smh

People of nowadays don't know the meaning of marriage. They just jump in and jump out like they are playing jump rope. It is no longer sacred or till death do part.

They just like the razzmatazz of pre-wedding pictures and the glitz and glamour of weddings, which is why when storm hits the so-called marriage it collapses like a pack of cards because of faulty foundation. 80% of people getting married nowadays are not emotionally ready for the rigours of marriage
You've succeeded in saying nothing...
PoliticsRe: Olujonwo Obasanjo Drags Wife Temitope Adebutu To Court, One Year After Wedding by themodernman: 11:54am On Jun 23, 2018
Mordecai:
Nobody is asking how a person with Bipolar Disorder became a judge.
Thisisnigeria
PoliticsRe: Olujonwo Obasanjo Drags Wife Temitope Adebutu To Court, One Year After Wedding by themodernman: 11:53am On Jun 23, 2018
spinna:
Red flags

Rich (maybe. spoilt)
Fat (maybe. self esteem issues)
Keeps knife near bed (ha!)
Actually threatened to kill you
A magistrate ( she knows legal loopholes to avoid prison)
Your mother seriously warned you

This guy should be veeery careful
I wonder why people continue to listen to OBJ, a man that can't keep his family 2geda...everyone he's foisted on us has only brought us sorrow.

GEJ wasn't foisted on us...
PoliticsRe: Igbo Lady From Imo Praises Buhari For Rehabilitating Her Home Town Roads by themodernman: 11:16am On Jun 23, 2018
DrGoodman:
Just a road repair not completed and someone is rejoicing? Whats wrong with these people?
Too much suffering screws the brain.

Why all the dine minute rush projects sef? Someone it took 6months to form a cabinet- a crappy one at that- is now brandishing project here and there less than a year to elections.

I smell a dead rat...
CelebritiesRe: Happy Vibes Photo Of Tiwa Savage: "It Looks Like You've Been Crying" - Fans by themodernman: 11:09am On Jun 23, 2018
Mrop:
Some fans noticed Tiwa Savage has been crying or may be she is bothered about somethings in her new adorable photo which she captioned happy vibes.

See more comments below


Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/it-looks-like-uve-been-crying-fans-react-to-new-happy-vibes-photo-of-tiwa-savage/
But honestly this Tiwa babe no fine laidat as people dey talk, she just looks like the average Yoruba girl but Behind ed up with money.

She got fat eyes, concealed with heavy makeup...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 63 pages)