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KenOne:
But Netherland prime minister spilled his cofee in a parliament building and collected a mobbing stick to mob the floor and people like you were like African presidents are you watching. Now PMB has done it it's now soliciting for votes.

Except over there it's real humility from the heart but for we Naija, we know...

If you know, you know. I don talk my own...

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jenniferlove:
After almost a year of saving, a young lady has finally opened her piggy bank and showed off the amount of money she realized from it.

Instagram user, who sells hair, @lolaexpresshair, has taken to the platform to share a video showing the amount of money she saved for 10 months inside her traditional piggy bank popular known as ‘Kolo‘.

The lovely lady identified simply as Lola revealed that she made N65,385, noting that she would have kept the Kolo until December but she had to break the piggy bank early to get herself a birthday gift.

She shared the clip and wrote:

“My Kolo family ooo, I opened my kolo today oooo after 10months. I’d have kept it till December but I won buy baiday gift for myself . I sha got 65,385Naira from it. Birthday gift money never complete oooo.”

Watch the video

source : https://www.made4naija.com/2018/06/young-nigerian-hair-seller-shows-off-money-she-made-from-her-piggy-bank-video/

After almost starving herself to death, see as she be like person wey just escape Somalia prison

Now she wants to lavish it on something useless, only to restart the rat race of starvation all over again...

Chei...What's my own....abeggy

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decatalyst:
I am even more concerned about this tummy...sorry belle!

Is that belle?

Even the guy wey suppose get belle get six packs...

Walahi Naija men dey suffer/endure...

See belle for god sake...na doggy go fit this one laslas...

chiommy123:
discuss with your boss if he fails to understand carry your bag and baggage and disappear

If you know you're going to do the latter if the former doesn't work, then its better not to do the former, just close eye, damn it all and go ahead with the latter...

If you know you know!


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Nbote:
Nigeria's health sector is a joke... Our poor health facilities are responsible for most of d deaths suffered in dis country. Most hospitals and clinics aren't equipped for primary healthcare talk more of emergency services.. Imagine having to carry an emergency case from one hospital to d other...


If ur brain wasn't filled with mucus U'ld have understood my post was about our health sector preparedness for emergency services instead of d artistes death.. Ur case is more of an emergency case dan our health sector



If U had any drop of sense at all, U'll have been able to comprehend what my post is about.. I'm pretty sure U also have problems with ur vision as well becos I was clear wen I commented about our health sector emergency services preparedness
Since U both want to always compare with d western world, how many cases have u heard where an emergency case is moved from hospital to hospital??

And pardon me I pray, who's to blame for this mess in our health sector pls

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pocohantas:
She is a stripper, she strips...her job function doesn't involve hopping on dicks. Except she decides to.

Some girls who ain't in her line, have more mileage than all God is Good Motors put together. Don't imagine her mileage, she has the money...she can do odometer rollback.

Badass biatch....

Saff:
At 23 you’re old enough to be married with kids. What is your problem? She’s not a child ahbeg.

See those fresh laps...like orange juice...

saltoftheearth:
I remember the kiddies remix of his run beer style

We play saudi, we win saudi
We play russia, we win russia
We play portugal, portugal give us 2-0
Babangida silent...silentttt

If you know, you know. Nuff respect sir. Rest well.

Aroma roma....romaaa!!!

emaminaj:
Pictures

So sorry, just seeing this....

Here....

LieDetector:
Anything to make us qualify from that group would be acceptable. He should as well ban sex. Studies show that having sex before a football match has an indirect effect in the outcome of the performance of an intellectual footballer that has a mindset of putting up an overwhelming performance which is directly proportional to the fact that I don't even know what I'm typing

Not like the Dornish man that loves a good fvck to get in the mood for a good fight and after a good fight return to have a good fvck.

EmekusTHEgreat:
I feel bad whenever I remember the story behind why david alaba isn't playing for the Nigerian National team. Well, at least now we've got new management and new rules.

Please share the story bro...

Whogoblog:
@APROKOGIRL

The Emir of Kano, Muhammadu Sanusi (II), says the subsidy regime in the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation has compromised the corporation to the extent that only an angel may be able to run the corporation honestly.

Sanusi said this during an interview with our correspondent in commemoration of his 4th year on the throne.

Sanusi was suspended as the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria by the then President Goodluck Jonathan in 2014 after accusing the NNPC of failing to remit $20bn into the government’s coffers despite high oil prices.

He had also complained about the lack of transparency at the nation’s top oil firm occasioned by the dubious payment of petroleum subsidy.

When asked if he was satisfied with how the NNPC was being run under the current administration, the emir said no law or regulation had been put in place to change how things were being done in the corporation.

The emir said, “I have not seen a change in laws or regulations that will institutionalise any changes. It is far more important to put in place the institutional changes that make it impossible for things to be done.”

While insisting that the payment of subsidy on petroleum products must be scrapped immediately, Sanusi said the problem of NNPC was beyond the change of its leadership.

He added, “It is not about the persons in the NNPC but about whether anyone can make a system operate honestly when there are such huge arbitrage opportunities. We need to import angels for that to happen.

“So, for me these are the issues. It is an economist’s nightmare. Sadly the very reason this subsidy should be scrapped is probably the reason it never will be. For those who profiteer from it, it is just too good to be true.”

The monarch, who described subsidy payment as ineffective, said its continuous payment was a “recipe for bankruptcy”.

The former CBN governor added, “The petroleum minister has disclosed that this government has spent N1.4tn already on fuel subsidy and for most of this period, oil price was between low and moderate.

“You can imagine how much we will pay as oil price goes up. Imagine if that money had gone into the power sector or agriculture and education and health. So for me this government inherited a bad situation but if it continues with these programmes, the next government will also inherit a bad situation which is a shame.”

Explaining the manner in which petroleum subsidy is paid, the emir said when the global price of crude oil increases, Nigeria fails to benefit because the government increases the payment on subsidy.

He said, “What we have is not a subsidy. The Federal Government guarantees Nigerians a maximum price per litre for fuel. And this is a product we import. And its price is based on unpredictable underlying commodity prices.

“So what the Federal Government is saying is look it does not matter what the price of oil is internationally, what the exchange rate is, what interest rate is, what shipping clearing and demurrage is, I am so rich that I will ensure you get fuel at this maximum price and I will pay the difference.

“Meanwhile, the balance sheet of the Federal Government is not hedged in anyway against these risks. As a professional risk manager, I have never seen a policy that is so guaranteed to bankrupt anyone as this policy.”

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/only-an-angel-can-run-nnpc-honestly-says-sanusi/amp/

https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/Sanusi-the-Monarch-653x365.jpg

I am thay Angel but y'all rather doe than pit me there....

FortifiedCity:
See your eye like rat wey dem nack im head for ground

Wetin you find go there

He does have rateyes tho...

You're genius...

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3D specs never been used before with intact batteries.

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BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
Edo women are very sexy tho come to jokers club and see

I dey fear dat Jokerz like Kilode?

The pix wey girls dey whine yansh like sey 2morow no dey.

Ezionye:
Oh they have bushes over there too

Most girls can't defend d beauty they carry.
They don't know the prettier they are, the more wisdom expected from them.

Ssalk:
This reminds me of an ugly encounter with an Edo girl in Milan Central 2009. Those girls don't have joy at all.

Jist me abeg

Naijacost22:
Not defending the women though but if you feel Edo women are not good enough for you, then you look for other races and tribes. Nobody will kill you if you marry outside your tribe. ..

On the side note try Igbo women. You will get among other things, a clean house, fine woman, loyal woman, christian woman, wonderful in-laws and most especially fine and intelligent Kids

Edit: High bride price means say "beta soup na money kill am".

*igbo*!!!

I'll pass.

ebubefavou:
Celebrity OAP, Toke Makinwa, who was pictured in Gucci shoes and Celine bag as she flies to Ghana didn’t hesitate to tell us that she’s considering becoming a female ‘Hushpuppi’.

Here are photos below;

http://www.lailasblog.com/life-gucci-toke-makinwa-flies-ghana-designer-shoes/

Lalasticlala

And Hushpuppi won!
Gucci should reward him for promoting their brand. He's a great Ambassador

mofeoluwadassah:
he wan continue weytin he nor finish joor....sharp guy

You look sweet.

YahwehPenis:
Good. I'm standing erect as I see my children kissing themselves. I am the P***s of Yahweh.

You created a new profile just to ridicule Yahweh.

Yahweh is doing a good job dealing with you.

wendyberry:
the room quiet ooooo

chai....

The place is usually quiet on weekends until Monday morning when people start dishing out different "sauce".

adebayo201:
how i wish he can really look into the aspect of technology but as he's rightly said, it'll be a little bit hard to assemble expertises on African soil and you know Africans prefer to buy london-used than our own!

That's a pretty lie. Nigerians prefer to be mediocres & refuse to upgrade themselves, which result in them producing inferior goods that can't even compete with products from Ghana. When nobody buys they cry foul.
Produce quality and peeps will be forced to buy no matter how inferior they feel about themselves.
Guiness did Orijin and changed my whole life, I saw Ace Root- the naija made look-alike and felt I could settle for a good home made brewed beer, only for me to think I was drinking rusted beer. I quickly went back to my Orijin jejely.

Factfinder1:
That is what you get when you use bad money to buy things ask were he got d $200k at first

Nosey ass manners *in hushpuppi's voice*

Broke girl.

Built2last:
Look at a nation where things work.

This is pure democracy.

Imagine police protecting other country citizens.

Nigeria is a joke. We are not practicing democracy yet

What's d meaning of the "yet" you put there as if we'll ever practise democracy. Guy better wake up from your dream.....our own nah Democrazy which has come to stay.

franchizy:
Nnamdi kanu is an ilitracy and a school drops outs.

He keep spoke rubbish and decive his wash brain ipob followers.

Now him eyes is opens.

Shameles criminal thats what kanu was. A

You're obviously someone who will do anything for attention even if it means dancing nakkked in the market square- going by your deliberate misspelled words.

jakD:
What did you expect?
Even him that appointed, he's still ACTING as President... So, let everyone keeps acting.

Naija sef na Action film.

Gwan2:
With BVN in place..it will be very unwise of anyone to spend or squander any money that just jump into his account.......Seriously bro if na my money, I go codedly trace your root harm you, no be only you get problems, mine could even quadruple yours, your only saving grace go be if ur power pass my power....and by power I no mean muscles.
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If I were in your shoes...I go make agreement with the person to get a small share of the money which the person had by himself agreed to give you by the sms you posted

And if you like goan mistakenly send money into the account of someone very badly in need of it...That's d day all this your gragra will calm down. I'm sure peeps like you no go even pick call...una fit even deny ownership of the account sef after doing the needful.