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CoronaVirusPro:
Philippines!

Nigerians dey waka...

Good gesture though!

But its more needed in Anambra so the youths can stop invading Rivers State for robbery operations

That story has been confirmed as false, Igbo people are Sha doing the most.

dannyrhymes600:
In the year 2017, I told a guy to help me buy weed so I can dry it and mix it with my hair cream for sheen and growth. he brought it in the night and I kept it till the next day then I sun dried it and squeezed it till it was in powder form, then this curiosity of how I will behave if I'm high on weed just came upon me, so I called my younger brother to come have a pinch with me, he told me not to try it because he knows I'm allergic to some drugs ( malaria drugs and the likes). But I insisted, so he took a pinch with me and we just laughed and said to ourselves " nothing go happen jare". he went out to meet some of his guys while I stayed home alone because my crush promised to come over. maybe after an hour or so (because I lost track of time), she came and sat close to me, I just kept smiling and didn't say a word, she was smiling too and was laying down a seductive body language which I didn't respond too because she looked like she was wearing an ape mask. she got comfortable to the extent that she ran her hands through my laps but I wasn't feeling it at all, I was sky high. she got angry and left, I escorted her outside, that was when the problem started. as she was going i just stood back and watch her, it was as if she became an ant, she was very small in my eyes, it was that time I realized the weed had started working. I struggled to get back inside and went back to my room. I locked the door and opened it again, I did that for like 5 times and I stopped. then a voice whispered to me * go dance nau * but I declined. the voice came again and said I should pull out the burglary proof of my window I still declined. my younger brother came back home but he wasn't affected at all. the same voice told me to start crying but I declined. I was served garri by my brother, I rushed it like a rabbid werewolf then slept. I woke up and something changed in my life. since that day my ear started working more than it should, I could hear people talking clearly from meters away.




second experience
2019 November
I got weed from my home town when we went for my grandma's burial.south south weed.
i left it in my bag in school, 2nd semester exam started, and there was this particular course I haven't read at all. on the night before the course I remembered watching a video online that said weed helps to remember things. quickly I went to my bag and brought out the weed, I took a pinch, this time smaller than the first one in 2017. my reading mate was aware I took the weed, he wanted to take it too but I didn't give him because if both of us become high who will help who?. we got to our reading site, we were playing music and reading, I finished the handout in no time and slept off only to be woken by the feeling of laughter. that same voice I heard in 2017 came again and told me welcome, it then told me to begin to laugh, but I declined. it came again and told me to shout and sing the burna boy's song we were listening to, but I declined. I quickly told my friend that I'm feeling high, he should take me home, but he didn't respond because he hasn't read enough, my breathing changed and I stood up and started walking home, he quickly followed me but he couldn't keep up because I was too fast. we got home and I took my bath but it was still as if I'm have 1000 people talking in my head at once. the next morning I got up and was ready to go to the exam hall when my friend told me the time was just 6am and exam is 10am. later we got to the exam hall and I was just laughing at the questions because they were too easy, I finished first and forgot my writing materials there. the result came out and I scored 99/100.
my second experience also changed something in me. since that day even if I'm asleep I can feel it if someone is around me, and I will be able to tell if they are male or female. that is the last time I touched or saw weed, and I plan to stay that way.

have you ever had a weed experience?
come in and share with us lets laugh at ourselves.

no lies please

I dey go buy weed this night I swear

Millenniumlady:
Ladies divorce any man that ask for DNA if you can trust him enough to open your legs for him then why can't he give the same trust to you This is why i stylishly ask any person I'm dating on his opinion about DNA if accept it I'll just break up with him





Modify

All this guys quoting me should better trend carefully.....let the op swear that he have not cheat on her before.....

Frustrated men be talking sh*t in the comment section but can'tkeep the same energy when they see you in person.

Ashawos!!!!!!! God go judge you, wicked bitter woman, so men Are now less than being that we should accept someone's else's child without DNA tests.

Petyprincess:
Why date someone you can't marry in first place?

To Enjoy your single life

Chi59:
If I were a man, I'd just ignore girls with big breast.

Why, so that we will suffer with fried eggs with fullstops all our lives, no breast is life

Chi59:
You're one among those ignorant religious preeks who thank God for not being like others. You think God loves Nigeria more than Brazil?

You dey read my mind I swear

Aldebaran:


If you are a Muslim, let's give thanks to Allah...



If you are a Christian, let's give thanks to God...

You're asking the wrong questions, how many people has Brazil tested compared to Nigeria, the Brazilian president has long been underplaying the effects of Covid19, unlike here where our state governors where proactive, fanatic religious person.

Love in the time of quarantine

No be Nigeria again, nothing go happen

God has plans for him

stupidity:
This lady we been seeing for several months now. When we newly met I noticed when she gets high on little alcohol, she goes wild and in a lively mood. Like she’ll completely forget every worry and malice she might be keeping in mind. She goes teasing, laughing, cracking mad jokes etc. I liked it. What did I do? I took advantage of it.


So I gave this lady x3 of the usual. To get her extra high and knock her out so I can lay her in bed and face my duty. But this lady downed the three glasses. She remained calm and calculated for several minutes, I thought knockout was about to happen then she walked up to me, smiled and looked me straight in the eye;

“Stupidity remember we have a discussion. I need so...........................!!!!!!“



4am, I’m at the balcony smoking some loud shlt and thinking about life. I don’t even know what I answered to her request. If it was yes/okay/alright, I can’t remember. I just stood there looking at her in disgust. So she has been fooling me by acting drunk all those while. im heart broken. I’m grieving. This is why people commit suicide!!


Make day break make she go her house. I just learnt another lesson.

You deserve to be castrated

The only time a guy should be allowed to lay hands on a woman is when she is screaming for in the other room

HammedOlanaija:
Corona or no corona if only you realize how often pple go about to masturbate just to ease their tension.These set of pple might be metrosexual who doesn't want to have anything to do with sex.This case is really serious while some do it purposely to seek fun and enjoyment just like drug abusers who take drugs to get high and all that.

Honestly those one's need girlfriends.

bestabigaelever:
I'm no queen
I'm a survivor

You're a Queen in my books

lefulefu:
to me any lady that is well endowed at the back is beautiful .just have a normal face with a round behind and u are my queen

Nyash no go kill you IJN

bestabigaelever:
Uncle u don't have to believe
But I do borrow money...alot

Baby girl, don't mind them, you're a queen in your own right!!

Becklynn:
Lol

You and I could try this somewhere in Nigeria.

Uncontrollable konji is the main thing g

mofeoluwadassah:
everyone with different love stories ,i don tired abeg

No tire yet, e go plenty for this period

The girl is playing you like ludo, crying when she is the one at fault, chai, them do me the same thing in 2017, I discovered that my babe was cheating and this girl started crying, because of then I didn't have hard evidence I started begging for forgiveness, when I found the hard evidence, I felt like a fool

einsteine:
There's a difference between cultist (gang members) and armed robbers/kidnappers. Of course, there's an overlap. Also, Anambra State is renowned for its high number of criminal elements due to the get rich are all cost mentality instilled in the brains of the average citizen there. Evans the kidnapper hails from there. As does Nwunde the scammer extraordinaire.

Don't go there ohh, the serial killer that was killing women was his father or mother from Anambra, abeg don't go there.

Romanoff:
You no fit fine reach my man.

Shu!!!, na me be Mr. Nigeria that year ohh..

Brymo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Burnaboy >>> Wizkid and Davido

Romanoff:
After sampling the finest and seen it all, no kind of beauty interests them after the sampling so they settle for the unattractive ones cause that's unique to their tastes.

Maybe.

You no for like make we sample each other. , I be fine boy too

Bluffly:
That is Anambra Urban and not Anambra Rural. Urban in every state is only 10% while 90% is Rural. Go and check it out.

70% of the places in anambra are urbanized true true, the capital is even the 3rd largest city, you can't compare this to other states like Edo, benue, or Katsina where development begins and ends in the state capital. But it still no reach Ogun or Lagos

horsepower102:
Onitsha eye candy. Lock down mode



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmk9GTLp894

Pride and joy of anambra, we should compare Onitsha to Port Harcourt

This thread go loud die


So Anambra is now the center for crime in the Southern region, nobody can compare anambra and rivers in terms of crime ohh, rivers na crime capital, those riverine boys wey dey overdo pass Rivers that even their governor is a blatant cultist This is a joke ohh

ChinoElects:
Kinematics see where the poor live in Onitsha, there's no shanty in the city like PORT HARCOURT hahahaha

Please ohh, the mere mention of fegge rebunks your argument, even though fegge isn't a slum with shanties, it's still really rough

MelesZenawi:
Can't you see the serene environment.

The enemity continues

Humm even the comments on this Platform... Shows some guys here insult women so easily....for no cogent reason. Its well with oo

You're an arrogant women who loves doing shakara for the little attention you get

I blame the Corona virus, Sha want away your sorrows