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9jamentors:
I have been thinking for a very long time on reason why ladies always MOAN or even CRY during lovemaking.

Is it out of ecstasy or faking pleasure?

Pls I need your suggestions.

Tx

They moan and cry during sex because that's usually the time they tend to remember their late parents, uncles and aunts or friends that may have died!


"Bloody otondo"!!!

" I REPEAT! I did not fight with malam el rufai as is being reported by some chonggai haters in the media!

I only gave him a constitutionally approved "brain re-formatting slap" also known as "ibekun" in local parlance so as to ensure that the malam continues to focus and does not deviate from his duties as the duly elected governor of the state in order to start trying his fathers mates such as i.



So please let these ridiculous stories of a fight be laid to rest! We are administrators and not "wrestlemania" participants. But the day we shall eventually fight I shall ensure that the "duka" I will give to the malam would ensure his swift death in the government house!




Thank you and may god, allah or gandolf sef continue to bless "kada state"! Now with all due respect, gerrarahia men!


"Architect bala '5 fingers' bantex"......

E be like say na 'patience jonathan' send this tweet! Her special brand of stupidity reeks all over the claims in the tweet!

chinjo:
Mohammed Abacha: “Buhari..the Change We Dont Need“
1.I have never seen any school built in his name.
2.I have never seen any borehole constructed by him.
3.There is no record of any scholarship awarded by him or for him nor through
him.
4.I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor
any humanitarian effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other
purposeful and prominent leaders led the campaign for immunization.
5.No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or
through him.
6.Asides form doing nothing for others,
7.He has not even improved himself since his exit from office.
8.No book written, no memos, no lectures, nothing!
9.The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on BBC Hausa
Station.
10. He never championed for a University in his state
11. Nor has he ever been involved in any kind of development program to better
the lives of the Almajiris in Daura.
12. His entire existence has not led to any meaningful development in Daura,
13. Yet they say he can change Nigeria.
14. Doesn‘t charity begin at home anymore
WRITTEN BY: MOHAMMED ABACHA

1: Threads content: SUPERB CRAP!


2: Source: NONE EXISTENT!



3: Originality of report: HORRENDOUS!



4: O.p's reasoning ability: IDIOTIC!




Final verdict: This thread was created by a _dunce for other _dunces to believe or relate with! AVOID the o.p and its thread at all cost in order to protect your sanity! Thanks!!!

Cc: airmark!


Dis boy still neva learn sha!

postmann:
[b]Will it ease your pain, defeat and frustration if postma.nn was lez.z or lezzl.ie?

Will it help convince your latest victim of deceit that you have fewer enemies than speculated?

Then be my guest. Let postman be lez. or lezzl.ie to you.

But I'm not here to take away your pains.
I'm here to make them more real.
I'm going to sharpen your wounds with a rusty, tetanus infected blade.

Love-sick, crackpot who owns one quarter of nairaland's handles.

If you can scam fellow citizens
That means you must have gone international in the past.
And it was the lack of profit thereof that forced you to look home-ward.
Where else could have been a perfect hunting ground for a no-lifer like you?
Nairaland, of course.
As it is, with your hundreds of handles constituting nuisance both intellectually, and socially,
You're nairaland's greatest threat.

You must be a wanted man. I shall have your pics posted to the INTAPOL website. They need to do a background check on you, nairaland most renowned fraudster, who sucks in the dating game.

Should NL become reality, Synzu would give you a knock on the head for not polishing his shoes properly,

thesonofmark would give you one more grace to pay your huge backlog of tenancy debts.

And lezz/lezzlie would be the professor you plead with to assist you gain admission despite your miserable jamb score.

The likes of nubia and Creamish would the ones you say (with a hand over your head, as is accustomed of the destitutes doing menial jobs) "aunty, anything for your boy?"
As she reaches to her bag and brandishes you a 500 Naira bill, and you let out a glim like a poor hungry dog, poorer than poor lazarus. Poverty-stricken miserable wizard.

Take advantage of the faceless forum, and keep exchanging words with your superiors.

But your heart is broken
You never saw this coming
There's no music for company
All that surrounds you is the hopelessness of failure

You must have cursed yourself a thousand times
What made you exposed your pic
That was the beginning of end for nairaland most notorious fraudster

A spineless monkey who has no decorum to accept a woman's rejection with grace.

Keep sagging your pants
Keep eyes glued to your phone
And Like a Naira bet addict
Wait and see if a foolish woman in NL will fall for your bait.

#WasteOfHumanSpace[/b]

Chai!!! Wonder_bitch! This "darkened opoko" don suffer sha!

OZAOEKPE:
saraki is a role model for all the youths of this country, we are solidly behind you. we know that some forces are behind your trials, but by His Grace, you shall overcome. we the youths of this country voted for you to bring change, and we have witnessed it and still witnessing it in your leadership at the senate. GOD BLESS YOU SIR.



click like if you want saraki to go, and share if you feel he is a role model for youths to follow....

Brother good evening! Daddy said you should stop embarrassing our family and making mummy cry with this your constant "ota pia pia logic"!


He also said its time for you to come home and take your medicine! Do quick abeg!

Who gives a _fuck about that heavily bearded chimp?

I thought their sect leader was 1 cursed ape called "shekau"?


Anyway only _morons and pained looters would not admit that buharis government has made giant strides in the war against these boko haram bastards! The man don try!

Ebele, dasuki, badeh and the rest of their cohorts were all just a bunch of "useless goats"!!!

wetin dis iti dey post sef?.......... abeg who get better fuel connection for abuja? na dat one dey pain me

bye bye.............

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all dis beheadings sef? very soon dem go begin sell "human isi ewu" for that state..............barbarians

osedvgirl:
ok

Ol boy Have you done what "lestat" said? Since you have been nabbed using false pictures!

Bloody scammer!

"Peppersoup air marshal"! Na only war games involving loot dem dey sabi!


"Badeh! Maka why?"

AstraNetwork:
When I remember that my wife and my younger sister were among the ones from Anambra I can't help but say ONE NIGERIA!

On equity we stand!

So I guess in your own case "the zoo must not fall then?" Since it has its perks!

Maybe him bin never chop? Or blow him normal morning cigar?

Wetin concern us? This seems like "yoruba peoples stress"!!!

What conspiracy theory is this creek dwelling mumu trying to manufacture so? Mr man shut the _fuck up and go and answer their valid queries! No be you dey claim hard man before? Goat!

We are listening! After the "lootery" we saw with that goat called ebele and his goons, nothing can shock us anymore!

Fire down with the jist!

IYANGBALI:
Bros you are from another planet o

Replay kor remix ni!!!

Beckino:
Sweetheart, in case you don't know i'm not one of the foolish ones who gain pleasure from exchanging insults. I just pray that God would have mercy upon your empty brain and dash you some sense. Amen.

Oh you are now contrite? And you want to take the high road after realising that you are not _fucking with your mate abi?


My friend get lost! You are an irrelevant bastard! When ever you are ready to experience a national embarrassment on n.l, then kindly bring your stupidity to one of my mentions again I would teach you the meaning of a "vitriol shower"!



Bloody Dunce!!!!

Beckino:
You are obviously a mentally disabled malu. Idiot!

While you are obviously the descendant of a cursed demon and a crack addicted prostitute!


By the way you may need to run a d.n.a test to determine if you are my son! I was one out of the over 1000 men that had revolting sex with your scraggly mum during the month she conceived you!


Now show me some respect you dirty, ravenous, hopeless, brain dead poltroon!

Ratello:
.......and you begin to wonder how these same tribe are ruling over the more intellectually gifted Yorubas, Igbos and Ijaws and other Southerners ......Nigeria is indeed one huge joke land.

The answer to your question is really very simple! It is because they are more "politically savvy" than the rest of you lot!


By the way I'm not fulani, I'm just giving you the "bitter truth"! Respect their hustle!

This thread seems to have finally lost its way!


As usual no thanks to "feminazis"!!!

falconey:
Hmmmmm....... Thinking........ Hmmmm..

Only _stupid idiotic _bitch niggers would ever attempt crap like this!


Anyway the fact that YOU are also contemplating this act tells us what we need to know about YOU! Try change your moniker to "foolconey" abeg!!!





***snorts coke***

All I read here were _stupid excuses from bitter expired politicians, thieves and old fools!

lagostokd:
As seen in Kaduna (pictures)

So na el rufai car be dis? Dis is your evidence? Between YOU and your nonsensical thread I don't know which is more foolish!

tolexy111:
Hello nairalanders, am posting this because am a little bit confused about something huge. I often imagine and watch it in movies but this is real. Couple of weeks ago, she contacted me and cheerfully told me about her upcoming wedding which felt weird and somehow to me but I only complemented her. Fast forward to my main confusion, she's asked me to plan her wedding alongside her close male and female friends which I accepted but God knows am not comfortable with that. What do I do please?

Only helpful suggestions please and please dont mind my English, its the rush

"Ogbeni the event planner?" No wonder she is not getting married to you! You seem to be a weakling in addition to being a punk! Better go and purchase some balls preferably in "size XXL"!

FlirtyKaren:
Rochas wouldn't even think about using public transportation back in his own country. See what he was papped doing in London.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/photo-nigerian-governor-rochas-okorocha.html

Chai! Nigerians and bad belle! Why should he use public transport when he is a governor anyway? Or why don't you also use keke napep or okada since you are such a patriot?




And by the way the tube is used by even the british prime minister as well as millions of their citizens so what is the point of this your article? Or you want make rochas trek for jand before you happy?

Wetin dis expired politician dey yarn?

PhockPhockMan:
Just like any other Nigerian, my reliance on public power supply is less than 10%.
I always make sure there is enough fuel in my generator set even if there is constant power supply.
Yesterday, the generator broke down, and it could not be rectified that same yesterday.
Of course, no public power supply in sight. The heat was so unbearable that it was impossible to sleep.
Out of idleness, I went to the children's bedroom to look how they are doing, they are all asleep.

My eyes saw gold, a rechargeable fan that was laying idle because it was not charged.
The good thing is that it has provision for ordinary battery. I ran to nearby malam for the batteries.

Though it didn't give me the satisfaction as normal fan, it saved me from roasting from the current heatwave.

No be you dey always claim "big boy" like say na you and dasuki and your hero of corruption bin dey share dollars dat time? Why you no get mikano gen? Or inverter for your caban?


Anyway the same roasting heat wey dey catch you now na the same type wey dey catch your man for kuje now sef! Enjoy! Opoko....................

Basilsekav:
Na wao. death everyday. FTC.

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FTC? While you are the 2nd poster?



#olodo rabata!