₦airaland Forum

sexybrooke:
were you expecting him to give kudos to nigeria as a whole nonsense God bless biafraaland other tribes can't take merit for having dull brains while biafraans work their brains out as always God bless biafraaland

Mechionu there!








Angry young 'Ipob ape' spotted!

“I’m a coach, a manager who would
rather have some authority but every day the players can read about me being sacked, what do you think that does to my authority with my players as well? What do you think about the way they want to follow my advice when the coach is shown like a nobody?


“And I am not what the media is writing
because I am very arrogant, because I am one of the best managers in the world.


“I am happy to give the fans a final, but Their expectations are too high. We are in a period of transition. The players feel that. It’s not so easy.”


Louis van gaal....raking on football365.com







3 more games....................hopefully!

Why una dey suprised sef? I was just doing my normal work as usual!

Herrera? _Shit @ bilbao? So what sort of performances forced man united to sign him then?


If I begin e-slap this confused twunt now, dem go begin talk say 'I don come again oh' like fela!

Superb nonsense!!!

Who cares? After all it is mostly used by thieves, oloshos, cultists and looters!

DaBullIT:
This here is the second or third suggestion that's been put to Seun and moderators


I've kept record of users creating accounts, multiple IDs for different purposes


The first suggestion which was ignored was, introducing Facebook verification for all new and old profiles

This automatically reduces the number of insults doled out everyday, and gives credibility to profiles, no more ghosts accounts , the advantages is more than enough to sustain the credibility of this forum


Second suggestion, automatically send verification email to all Members

Most ghosts accounts, fake profiles for fraud, robots and those who insult regularly create accounts and they use disposable email accounts


Sending verification links automatically prevents such accounts from being able to sign in to nairaland and another attempt to create new account is barred if they won't verify profile with numbers or Facebook


Seun Mynd44, obinoscopy, lalasticlala


You should look into this and don't worry I'm not charging you any fees for now


Ciao

It will never happen! Even the "mods and their master" have multiple accounts! That's why I always 'e beat' some particular accounts mercilessly till I get banned and then I take the battle to their yahoo or gmail accounts!


Its the reason why I'm being monitored and victimised! But its all good! Long live the nonce....










_fuck the mods 4 life!

Abeg which kind "ca ca" thread be dis?

pleased:
As we all known that we are in SEX age, where everybody see SEX has Nothing, some see it as a way of Maturity, while some do it as to see them as Big Girl or Big Boy.

Now Everybody are looking for one way or the other to satisfy there Man or Women, there are many ways that you can satisfy each other.

But let talk about this?

Licking a Dick and Sucking a Pussy is it Good?

What are the d Advantage and Disadvantage of it.

Pls Mature Comment.

Just negodu dis 1?

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Beyonce:

This nigga sef? Who you dey text again on code? Or na dat biatch?




Jigga man:

No biatch! I just dey try drop comment for 1 thread for nairaland wey the _fuck up o.p and him homies never know say dem dey deal with 1 supreme olosho!

This bagger don show again?

Chai!!! See as another corner of my anus don open!


I miss sharing yams though!

Abi the police wey dey across the road from the boys wey I just buy 20 litres from now now never hear dis gist?

TANTUMERGO007:
@OP, no lie na tinubu send you to open this thread

Will you sharrap? Have you been to benue or even the goats hometown of otukpo before? The o.p is very correct! I worked in benue for 5 years and he is absolutely right! The place is pathetic! Even the road leading to his personal house is an embarrassment much like your IQ level!


Stop behaving like a young ill informed _twat all over nairaland!

So that bastard called amosu no wan die abi? Because of all the loot he had stashed away and hoped to enjoy he had started to equip his clinic with all the latest equipment so that he could periodically ensure that "all was well within his stinking guts" as well as maybe those of his 'comrades in lootery?'




I'm sure the poor or even his military comrades would not have been welcome in his clinic! Abeg dey should just go and drop the goat in sambisa forest, let him discuss with the bones of the gallant and a few boko homies!







P.S: Ignore my pet baboon that posted above me! I don't know how it escaped from its cage and made its way to my laptop earlier!

Yes! A prophet of doom!

NapoIeon:
just asking as a concern nairalander

it has been a long time since I heard from that dude

Those dirty ipob youth bastards don finally nab am!

GBR1:
You have shifted the limits of the arguments but you are still wrong again. Here's your initial post.

With United in Europe he won the UEFA Cup winners' in 1991 and European super cup again, then won the CL in 1999 and 2008.

So how is the total of his achievements even with United in Europe 2 CL ?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO RUN DO YOU?

Kindly ignore that _moron?

raumdeuter:
Aside being dumb in football matters You have just proven your English is also below 2nd grade level

"FERGIE WAS KNIGHTED FOR HIS ACHIEVEMENTS WHILE IN MAN UTD WHICH WAS 2 CL" which Pep has equalled in less time beating Fergie both times.

So how this semi retardd started clutching to some non existing straws is beyond me

Fergie was knighted
Fergie won 2 CL
Fergie was in charge for 26yrs

Now continue your show of shame and disgrace yourself further

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/sport/football/398955.stm




I wonder how someone gets knighted on the "12 of june in 1999" for an extra achievement that he eventually makes in "may of 2008?" After 9 _fucking years!


See that little corner behind that 504? We reserved it specially for YOU! Use it to "park well"!

Brightology2:
You must be a kangaro, y den dazzle into d affairs dats bears you no brunt.you beta stuff yourself to d current epithet per stay.

Ol boy! Which kind "nonsense off topic syrian english" you dey post so?

Or you bin shack 'ota pia pia' before you log in today?

Just as nigeria has crippled that their bastard of a leader called 'ewu kanu?' Or their directionless organisation too?


Abeg these perennial "dry rakers" should shut the _fuck up and go and sit down somewhere with their crippled vision! Ipob my ass!




Cursed Monkeys!!!

Official press release by bantex;





" I REPEAT! I did not fight with malam el rufai as is being reported by some chonggai haters in the media!

I only gave him a constitutionally approved "brain re-formatting slap" also known as "ibekun" in local parlance so as to ensure that the malam continues to focus on matters arising and does not deviate from his duties as the duly elected governor of the state in order to start trying his fathers mates such as i.



So please let these ridiculous stories of we had a fight be laid to rest! We are administrators and not "wrestlemania" participants. But the day we shall eventually fight I shall ensure that the "duka" I will give to the malam would ensure his swift death in the premises of the government house!




Thank you and may god, Allah or gandolf sef continue to bless "kada state"! Now with all due respect, gerrarahia men!


"Architect bala '5 fingers' bantex"......

Not sure? Who even send una _stupid allegations in the 1st place? Talkless of now giving a _fuck about these pathetic excuses?



The leadership of this pdp have always been experts at displaying their stupidity sha, just like their followers!

That suleiman is an _idiot that has benefitted from "lootery" that's why he can make such a _moronic statement! Any one that thinks ebele was not a big thief as well as being a major architect behind all the looting that was going on during his reign must have a brain that is only used as a decoration!




All this grandstanding fools no one! HE WAS AS AWARE AS AN OTUEKE OWL!

Palmwinetapper:
how many men's faces are that they cannot touch these boobies lol.
The 28 year old ex beauty queen stunned on bikini and with her model friend 31 year old Sarah ofili in PH. they flew from Lekki to PH to host a pool party. See fine girls with fine bodies. Men, which one do you want in bed?

Abeg mr otondo! how much dem dey charge? Weekend rates only!