 Politics › Re: Reps Hail Dogara, Onyema; Call Gbajabiamila 'Minority Leader' by Therealev: 12:42pm On Jul 24, 2018 |
naso |
| Car Talk › Re: Top 5 Countries Nigerians Import Cars From by Therealev: 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2018 |
So Autojosh, If I find a car on any of the above listed websites, can you help me make all the arrangements to get it to my doorstep ? From VN Check, clearing, procurement and everything ? Please do let me know, thank you. |
| Travel › Re: Lagos State To Compensate Victims Of Otedola Bridge by Therealev: 11:53am On Jul 24, 2018 |
The compensation wont bring them back, but it's a very noble thing to do. Kudos |
| Crime › Beware ! There Is A Fake NNPC Recruitment Letter In Circulation by Therealev(op): 11:34am On Jul 24, 2018 |
Hello Guys, someone just forwarded this picture about NNPC recruitment process, I am sure he forwarded it in good faith, so I could apply. But a good look at the letter and image, shows that it is a scam, so I decided to create the awareness. I am sure there are several Job seekers on Nairaland, and most might have received this same message and thinking it's Heaven's Gate. It is a ruse, for and by scammers, please beware.
-Firstly, the email @inbox.ru, RU is a Russian domain. A simple google search points to @nnpcgroup.com as NNPC official domain. Any other emails from other sources are by scammers for desperate employment seekers. Please don't fall Victim. I am only contributing my own Quota as a patriotic Citizen.
- Moreso, the composition/body of the message is unprofessional. For example, the last line says "Please check your email REGULAR" instead of REGULARLY. No HRM in such organization will make such blunder.
#StayWoke. 
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| Politics › Re: Osun 2018: Senator Adeleke, Extends Hand OF FELLOWSHIP TO ALL CONTESTANTS by Therealev: 1:25pm On Jul 23, 2018 |
Good move. |
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| Foreign Affairs › Re: Croatian President, Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović, Painting Her Own House (Photos) by Therealev: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2018 |
Gggg102:
how do we know she isn't pulling a fayose pomo trick Why would she ? It's not as if she's contesting for a post. She's already a President, so she doesnt need all the facade. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Signboard In Ogun: 'Drop Your Refuse Here & Ogun Will Kill You' by Therealev: 7:32pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
1Sharon:
Santo is the Yoruba equivalent of thor. Every culture has their own local gods. Fam, that's why I said ORIGINAL. The Word Origin is coined from Original. I am of Yoruba Origin, sameway Scandinavians will argue that Thor is the "Original" because it's what they know from their Origin. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Apply For Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Ericsson by Therealev: 12:44pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
2nd FTC Simultaneously. If Seun is really dolling out money, my account is open for receiving. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Signboard In Ogun: 'Drop Your Refuse Here & Ogun Will Kill You' by Therealev: 12:43pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
Apparently, Ogun is the original God of War (Not Kratos, you gaming fanatics  and Iron. Sango is the Original God of Thunder and Lightning (Not Thor). I be Yoruba, I know these things, but the Scandinavians surely have a different opinion. Btw, OP, all this one na wash, na there gan gan go turn to community refuse dumping ground. FTC for the 1st time on Nairaland, no special feeling though. |
| Politics › Re: Governor Bello Condemns Burning Of Dino Melaye's Constituency Projects by Therealev: 12:57pm On Jul 19, 2018 |
It's pathetic and sad how politics influence the youth reasoning at times. The Government doesnt do anything, you complain. When they do, you raze it down because you're loyalist to the opposition. Not forgetting your Children, Neighbors and immediate or extend family will benefit from the project somehow. I am sure it's this type of people that will poison the community borehole, just because it's the opposition party that executed it, not minding who is going to drink from it. I just hope they will stop being political instrument to perpetrate further atrocities. You dont throw stones, if you live in a glass house. 1 way or the other, it is going to affect them too. I am sure after seeing this, other Government arms will be reluctant to carry out projects, they will cite this as an example and they will be justified for siphoning the money allocated for community projects. A bunch of idiots. |
| Celebrities › Re: Ruggedman: How To Identify Real SARS Operatives (Photos) by Therealev: 1:39pm On Jul 18, 2018 |
Atleast, he's trying to make a difference by approaching them and letting them know our grievances. What are you doing about it, rather than sit behind the comfort of your phone to yap trash. JUSTICETHEO:
So, you are going to argue with 4-6 heavily armed men wielding AK-47s because you didn't see a red scorpion on their hat or jackets?
This is by far the most stupid thing I have ever heard from any of these yeyebrities.
The point of having Police uniforms is to know that you are dealing with a Police officer.
SARS operatives are the number one armed robbery, kidnapping and extortion racketeering criminals in Nigeria because they can easily switch to being either Police or armed robbers. They have no visible means of identification such as name tags or a police serial number and they are allowed to roam around a state as they are independent of the State Divisional police jurisdictions.
Get them to wear proper uniforms as intended.
After all, General Paton once remarked; "They don't dress or act like soldiers so how do you want them to fight like one".
SARS are criminals! |
| Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Reacts As His Goal Is Nominated For World Cup Goal Of The Tournament by Therealev: 1:37pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
If we are to leave sentiments aside, there were better goals in that tournament, not to take anything away from his solo effort though, but Coutinho against Switzerland, Di Maria against France, Kroos against Sweden (If you ask me, this should be the best goal, very technical), Modric against Argentina, Nacho against Portugal (same as Pavard against Argentina), all these goals were better. But for the sake of patriotism, let's vote our own. Please vote Ahmed Musa https://www.fifa.com/worldcup/videos/goal-of-the-tournament/ |
| Sports › Re: World Cup 2018: Musa’s Goal Nominated For Goal Of The Tournament - details by Therealev: 1:49pm On Jul 16, 2018 |
3millionia:
Musa is a player Whalahhhiii Ehn ehn ? Say God. I be dey think say na Coach ni oo abi cart pusher. |
| Literature › Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Therealev: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2018 |
Omo, na this Episode get me pass, I just dey laugh like Idiot. Nice one brof, keep it going. Youngzubi:
episode.......6
SUNDAY GBEDU!!!!!
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spata in love abi jazz involve?
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" spata watin you dey do?,i asked ,but he just ignored me or maybe he didnt notice my presence"
"i just stand they watch them as i imagined how he was able to seduce the girl"Asin sharp sharp;i sure say two of them never meet before"
"spata!!!!!!..... me
"'Jesus!! he sprang up immediately"with his slim but long kulikuli dangling between his legs"
"ah ! ah! see as you come fear me" he said feigning annoyance"why u no nock for door sef?
"na better craze dey worry u"how i go nock before i enter my own house....
"annabel no even mind us"as she just wear her clothes and waka go out je jely"
you dey go?? spata ask trying to draw her back"for wia she just comot him hand and waka"
"oooh!!!! spana see watin you cause naw"i swear you go pay for this oo!...
'abeg nodey make noise for my ear jale' ....
but wait o"spata onto normal level yan me as u take seduce that girl nah!"becos una never meet before....
nobi me seduce am o"i no toast her at all,nah she waka enter house come sit down for parlour dey watch African magic"me sef,i dey toilet dey baff,but i hear say person open door enter inside"with hope say na you wey don come back,i waka com out from toilet naked thinking you'er the one
ah spata!!....
never shout nah,abi make i no talk again?
no o! go on"baba ontop after u na u.....
thats my boy..
who be ur boy"
relax just listen dey learn work,spata said as'm continue with him long story"
so onto say na for parlour i comot all my clothes keep"and you know say i nor dey wear boxers,nahim i bounce enter parlour"with hope say i go show u how big my slim tom don dey fat small small
"but gawd punish me,nah one fine girl like that i meet sitting down gently on the couch"our eyes" JAM
Chai the girl too fine she come young onto#fresh tin...
i for ignor the girl o"but her eyes no gree comot for my slim tom,naso the thing receive current com stretch"slim long"
"onto say i nobi statue nah"man gat to sample"nahim i trowey the trousers wey i won wear,near her and grab her plump boobs
pieem she grab alongeh"she no waste time as she put it in her mouth omo"if to say ur papa near me spana,i mean ur pa'le i for use him do ritual take get money then dash her everything even add you as houseboy ontop sef....
"na gawd go punish ur papa"i replied
"e get wia the thing sweet me reach i no fit hold am again,naso i comot am from her mouth pat her legs,naso we begin dance Shaku Shaku latest version
"wow!! spata the chop and clean mouth one!
na me be that but i nor sure say i fit clean mouth for this one o!,see spana i won marry her...the girl too fineeeee!
"watin u talk just now??
"you heard me bro"
no!no! repeat am...
go carry cotton wool wipe ya ear wella"see if na money go make me fit marry that your landlord pikin see i go do ritual get money then come marry...if i no marry her then mark am say there is noting wey i go fit achieve for this life". spata said
"nah just 24 u dey oo!,u wey no dey take ear hear ma talkless of rrage,u sure say that girl no jazz u??
"love is blind but i dey see am for ya eyes oo". spata sang
"okay nah"any love wey blind for naija na moto infact na dangote trailer go jam if e near main road"so blind love no for naija oo" spata go baff again maybe ya eyes go clear small"
"i don talk my own" spata replied
okay na" oga eme gi voom na'nya"go ask phyno watin e mean"
mtcheew my papa say i be ibo"chinedu for mouth ordinary ibo u no fit speak" spata said
"nobi my fault na"dem born me for my village" no" so na my papa cause that one"i be pure worry guy"
"ode ni'e"
hmm yoruba all the way" i said
see you"forget o very soon i go begin chop am like yam "" said spata
"abeg wear clothe before u born my eye fluorescent"
ewu yo eye na electronic bulb abi
hmmm electronic??teacher teach me nonsensen,abeg wear cloth e get one better business wey dey ground,just do fast and sit down"Chai we go soon rich o"
"ah na now u talk better tin since we come lagos o!"he said as he began dress up immediately .
spana!!"girl voice call me from outside"e sound like maya vice
who dey dia? i reply as run go open door"
i was right becos maya stand outside with fuse on her hand"
"good afternoon"she greet
"ah! maya how you dey nah"
"am fine o!,abeg bros our light low and sentino never come back from work"abeg u fit help me go put this fuse join the one wey dey there,maybe if them two for there the light go dey full"she said pointing at a board up containing some wires ,change over and lines with one fuse already there"
Ehen! so you want make i go put another one join the one wey already dey dia?? i asked
"yes i guess the light will be full once its up to two there...she replied
"hiyaa! maya u won kill mee!"abi u won burn the whole house how can u put two fu**
"watin dey happen hia"spata interrupt me..
he step outside sweating like goat due to the dance him and annabel just finished dancing"
"his eyes widened as soon as he sight maya"it became more worse when he saw how loaded maya was,omo nahim my bros loose control he turn mumu as usual"
ah! angel watsup"hope no problem this one u hold fuse"u be nepa?,,he asked shining teeth
"no o! funny u"i just want spana to help me fix this fuse join the one that is there,so that our light can be full",,she replied
"ah ah so u dey live for this compound??
yes of course,am soana's neighbour
nahim the goat turn look me and lick tongue...
Ehen! ha!"how come i never saw u(grama),,,,oya bring am let me help u and fix it ...he said as he collect the fuse from maya
"spata!!
"spana!!! ...he replied
you won die?? i asked
you" you dey alive so?..becos na only firewood fit have this kind angel as neighbor and still dey dull him sef....he replied as he draw a long stool and climb it..
hmmm e go shock your ancestors comot for your body 00!!""
watch me and learn work he said as he climb up...
"wow so you can fix it without hand glove or screw driver sef"she sang like a song
Chai the thing enter spata head"he come reply
ah ah! watch and see nah,my papa dey change light from gen to NEPA without our tv offing or light blinking pkakam" boosted as he stretch his hand and insert the fuse"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
" i look up immediately"omo come see dance as spata just dey vibrate vigorously"
" eh! wow spana look he is dancing with o!" maya screamed as she cover her mouth with her hands in amazement"
powwaaa. the fuse explode"as the board catch fire,the electric trowey spata go middle of our compound "
"ewooo!! my head my body,spata screamed as he kept rolling on the floor"
i just run go backyard in search of better dry pkako since na dry one dem dey use hit peson comot for electric"
gawd come punish am as i sight one two by two plank on the floor omo i grab am run go frontyard"
TOWWAAAA!!!!!' for him head
"iyheee!! spana you won kill me" you no see plank take nack me comot for wire when the electric dey shock me na now wey e don trowey me nahim you come nack me tree
"spana na gawd go punish u"
"what is going on here sentino shout as soon as he walk into the compound with his suitcase on his hand"pure banker"
" oh my gawd thank gawd u are back my love"see our house is on firrreeee!!!...she scream as she ran into his arm
omo spata just stand dry complete"so she get boyfriend he asked me.. |
| Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Bobrisky Step Out In Black (Photos) by Therealev: 2:45pm On Jul 15, 2018 |
Elmojiid:
are u thinking what am thinking, dnt forget bob still have d×ck and tonto is lonely....just sayin. Exactly my thoughts, all the public friendship display might be a facade. Idris still has a dick and might be helping grease Tonto's Toto. Ofcourse many people wont see anything wrong with their friendship as Idris is almost a girl. But then again, best place to hide is in the open, dem no go notice you. |
| Education › Re: Sunkanmi Odubunmi Of LASU In Sex Scandal! by Therealev: 9:33pm On Jul 14, 2018 |
ok |
| Sports › Re: "Don't Be A Nikola Kalinic" by Therealev: 1:41am On Jul 14, 2018 |
SalamRushdie:
Maybe if he was in the team they wouldn't have made it this far Nice perspective, brof. |
| Travel › Re: Truck Falls On Man's Car On Ojuelegba Bridge, Comes Out Alive From The Accident by Therealev: 11:27pm On Jul 12, 2018 |
decatalyst:
It can only be God that saved this man.
I thank Jesus on his behalf. Yes, I am sure those 2 that died didnt even know God, and they werent worth saving. SMH. |
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| Politics › Re: National Grid Collapses, Generation Drops To 92MW by Therealev: 9:34am On Jul 10, 2018 |
Chisos ! Even when we get higher MW, there was no power. Now Grid don collapse, na total blackout. |
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| Crime › Re: Linda Nkechi Igwetu, Corper Shot Dead By Policeman In Abuja A Day To Her POP by Therealev: 10:41pm On Jul 04, 2018 |
ehis05:
I cant believe this.. Igwetu nkechi..my classmate at Command Ojo then..this is sad.. May her soul rest in peace  she was my coursemate in UNILAG. |
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| Business › Re: Top Lucrative Fiverr Gigs You Should Sell In 2018 by Therealev: 9:33pm On Jul 02, 2018 |
iphenon:
You do graphic design? Please I do, I have been follow your posts on nairaland. I just want to setup my fiverr and was hoping you could give me a few pointers. |
| Politics › Re: INEC PVC For Sale On Alibaba.com (Pictured) by Therealev: 8:57pm On Jul 01, 2018 |
GavelSlam:
And how would it relate with the already existing database?
You think because you print tour own ExxonMobil ID card you can access the turnstiles? What Database abeg ? Una get any database ? And what makes you sure the numbers that will be generated on the cards wont be authenticated on the machine ? No be naija we dey ? No be 1 operator go dey in charge of machine ? Abeg this country is a joke. If our Defense HQ can be compromised, wetin come be voter's card. |
| Politics › Re: The 9 Candidates Running For Presidency 2019 by Therealev: 9:27am On Jul 01, 2018 |
Esseite:
Buhari - NE/NW/SW above 50% except SW btw 40/50
Sowore - SW only less than 20%
Moghalu - SE only above 20%
Dankwabo - NC/NE/NW less than 30%
Atiku -NE/NW/SW less than 40% SS/SE/NC - abv 50%
Duke - SS/SW only less than 30% except SW less than 10%
Fumilayo - SW only less than 10%
Fela - SW only less than 20%
Kwankwaso - NE/NW only less than 30%
Atiku may just be the best contender more so if the others endorse him. Atiku himself is 71. I woulnt endorse any candidate above 56. The threshold should be Donald Duke, anybody older than him is recycling. Most of them have been in office b4 with nothing to show for it. |
| Education › Re: FUNAAB Lecturer Using A Local Lamp To Illustrate How Plants Absorb Water. PICS by Therealev: 11:14am On Jun 30, 2018 |
Ose, Mr Absorber. |
| Crime › Re: Soldiers Punish Man Who Called Them To Molest His Neighbour In Delta (Photo) by Therealev: 3:29pm On Jun 27, 2018 |
ChiefAzubuike:
If its those skinny hungry soldiers I'm seeing in the picture then you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing them molest you. These days boys dey beat soldiers teach them bitter lesson anyhow for street. The days of fear fear is long gone. Everybody eye don open. carry that your open eye go face herdsmen, since fear fear no dey again. |
| Celebrities › Re: Celebrities React After Argentina Beat Nigeria 2 - 1 - Out World Cup 2018 by Therealev: 11:52pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
sunnysunny69:
Shame on you, can't imagine an adult reasoning like a cat. And who says he's an adult. He prolly just finished SSCE and stumbled on Nairaland. |
