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SportsDownload Arsenal Vs Benfica 5-2 Emirates Cup Here by thereturnoflucy(op): 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2017
Here is the right page to download the video of Arsenal’s 5-2 victory against Benfica in the 2017 Emirates cup. Walcott was the star of the match. Download video below

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-arsenal-vs-benfica-5-2-2017-emirates-cup-all-goals-and-highlights/
NYSCRe: Nysc Chronicles Of A Wayward Lagos Corper by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2017
waywardpikin:
Most people will say that the SAED programmes are boring, and they may have a point. But what are really boring are those lectures that are held on the parade ground under the canopy for hours right before the SAED commences. We were each to choose a SAED programme to join and I was looking to acquire some ICT skills specifically Graphic Designing, Web Designing, and Digital Marketing, so I always found myself vacillating between the New Horizons and IIHT stands. They taught us quite alright, but they were so stingy with information. They would teach you surface-level stuff (not even the basics) and refer you to register with them so that they can teach you the ‘main’ thing after camp at corper prices. The problem was that these so called corper prices seemed so exorbitant. So wetin come be the real price?

The most fascinating thing about the SAED programme was that, of the entire entire skills one could acquire, it was Makeup that had the highest number of corpers in attendance; more specifically - female corpers. You should have seen the crowd there, while the ICT niche had a significantly lesser number of people in attendance. Perhaps that was an indication of just how important looks are to most people in today’s world. I was sitting there wondering what was wrong with the young man that was lecturing us. Yesterday he taught us introduction to Digital
Marketing, today he’s teaching Computer Engineering. How can one learn anything at this rate? He should pick a struggle biko. I was busy fuming when my phone started vibrating in my pocket. It was Toyo calling. My sweet, sweet Toyo…

‘Hello,’ I said.

‘I can see you,’ she said, giggling.

‘Where are you?’

‘Just look for me.’

‘Where na?’ I asked.

‘I said you should look for me,’ she insisted before hanging up. I sighed and looked at the bevy of ladies paying attention to the lady teaching them how to professionally tie a gele. My eyes scanned through the audience, over the voluptuous legs, thighs, arses, and boobs on display before I finally found her in a corner with her gorgeous friend, smiling at me. It was always so easy to spot me out of a crowd due to my ‘up-Nepa’ complexion and it annoyed me to no end. I went to the back of the hall and she followed suit with our respective chairs in tow. Every time I saw Toyo I was always in marvel at what the good Lord had done. You see, there are boobs and then there are jugs. Jugs are the elder sister of boobs. Thus, what Toyo was carrying can be said to be jugs, not boobs. She gave me one of her trademark destiny-reformatting hugs and I felt a stirring in my loins. I prayed that my John Thomas would not embarrass me in public.

‘Wait, give me one more time,’ I said with arms spread wide as she gave me another hug.

‘You know, I was thinking about you just before you called. It’s like our minds are telepathically connected,’ I said smiling. She nodded in the way that someone who doesn’t believe your story would nod.

‘Story.’

‘I’m serious - everything about you. Your height, your carriage, your ebony beauty; the bright future you are carrying behind you and the wonderful view in front of you. I just find myself thinking about you and I know that you feel the same way too.’

She averted her gaze from mine and grabbed my hand, playing with my fingers.

‘Or you don’t feel anything for me?’ I goaded.

‘Wayward let’s talk about another thing abeg. Drop the topic.’

‘I should drop the topic. This is how heartbreak starts o, so you don’t love me?’ I said, acting sad.

‘I love everybody.’

‘Based on Jesus Christ wey you be abi?’

I watched as she kept caressing my hand.

‘I love everybody but I love some people more than others. That includes you,’ she added after a pause. My eyes widened in shock.

‘You love me? I made the list of people that you love? That means now I can die a happy man,’ I exclaimed as she burst out laughing.

‘You’re so naughty!’

Her friend came to join us and the three of us sat there gisting for a long while. I felt a bit uncomfortable though because sometimes I’d catch her staring at me from the corner of my eyes. She was probably wondering what I wanted with her friend, what my agenda was. The truth is I wasn’t sure myself. Soon her friend left us and we decided to take a walk around. Most SAED programmes had finished for the day but it didn’t matter as no one was allowed to go into the hostels or Mami market until it was 2PM. She held my hand as we walked, and occasionally I would come across one or two of my roommates along the way. Our eyes would cross paths and they would nod in acknowledgement of the package beside me like, ‘Wehdone sir. This one na confam.’ Honestly, walking with her in public gave my ego a huge boost because she had one of those bodies that can make a man turn his back on his family. And she was just 19! Remember, Babcock University? I swear these kids graduate younger and younger each year. I stopped to get us some ice cream, and she wrapped her arm around mine and rested her head on my shoulder.

‘That reminds me. That your school sef, what kind of name is Bab-Co.ck? Like, grab a cucumber or what? Does that mean all the girls in your school love co.ck?’ She rolled her eyes in exasperation as I said this. You don’t need to point it out though, I know I was objectifying her on a per second billing. grin

I looked her over from head to toe, licking my lips for added effect.

‘Could this be the reason why all your condiments are standing at attention like this? Blood of Orubebe!’ I placed my hands on my head like Papa Ajasco.

‘Please just stop. Stop it!’ she screamed at me. I looked at her to see if she was serious and to my surprise she was. I quietly handed her an ice cream cone.

‘Every time you are always talking about my boobs and my ass. Can’t we talk about something else?’ she said, looking deeply into my eyes as she spoke. ‘Please?’

Something else? Like what?

‘Okay,’ I said. She smiled and wrapped her arm around mine as we proceeded to stroll leisurely down that stretch of road – in utter silence.

‘Ahn ahn… say something na,’ she lamented.

‘What do you want me to say?’

‘Something… Anything…’

I shrugged and continued licking my ice cream.

‘So you mean you can only talk about my boobs and ass and nothing else?’ she asked incredulously.

I shrugged and looked at her despondently. Only she could restore my ability to speak once more. Only she had the power…

‘Fine,’ she said helplessly. ‘You can talk about my boobs and my ass if you want.’

I laughed hysterically and hugged her, pecking her on the cheek.

‘Don’t mind me love. You know I just like looking for your trouble.’

We walked and talked and gisted and soon it was 2PM. A female voice over the PA system announced that the SAED programme was officially over for the day. I told her I had to go to the hostel to get some sleep and she gave me another wonderful hug for the road. I promised to call her later in the night to hang out and bade her farewell. As I made my way across the volleyball court towards the boys’ hostel, the unthinkable happened - I caught Nife staring at me! She was seated with the jock at a corner beside the volleyball court. The jock had this serious and sullen expression on his face. That look that guys usually have when they’re declaring their undying love and affection for a woman. I quickly removed my gaze and stared straight ahead, pretending I couldn’t see them seated just to my left. My heartbeat increased as I walked, and I struggled to maintain my composure like my role model, James Bond. The annoying thing was, I could still feel the pain she’d inflicted in my heart over a week ago. Sure, it was only a little pinch, but the pain was still there. I consoled myself with the thought that I would see Toyo later that night, even though I felt nothing for her. Besides, Nife was waaaay finer than she was.

The honest truth is that Toyosi wasn’t really my type.

Xoxo,

Wayward Pikin.
Please continue this story
SportsDownload Video: Barcelona Vs Alaves 3-1 Copa Del Rey All Goals And Highlights by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:29pm On May 27, 2017
Congrats to Barcelona as they win the 2016/17 Cops Del Rey in style. Of you missed this game, or you like to rewatch, kindly use the link below to visit the download page...cheers

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SportsDownload Video: Arsenal Vs Chelsea 2-1 [2016/17 FA Cup Final] All Goals by thereturnoflucy(op): 7:30pm On May 27, 2017
Congrats to Arsenal as they win the 2016/17 FA Cup...you can download the full match highlight on the page below....enjoy

http://fabinfos.com/%e2%80%8bdownload-video-arsenal-vs-chelsea-2-1-201617-fa-cup-final-goals-highlights/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:26pm On May 27, 2017
Congrats

Download the full match highlights below

http://fabinfos.com/%e2%80%8bdownload-video-arsenal-vs-chelsea-2-1-201617-fa-cup-final-goals-highlights/
SportsDownload Video: Ajax Vs Manchester United 0-2 [europa League Final] Highlights by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:32pm On May 24, 2017
Here is the right page to download the video of the goals and highlights of Manchester United’s 0-2 victory against Ajax in the final of the 2016/2017 Europa League. Man Utd are the champions, and it is safe to safe, they deserve it, this victory ensures their qualification for next seasons Champions League.

Download video below

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-ajax-vs-manchester-united-0-2-europa-league-final-highlights-201617/
CrimeAnambra Policemen Beat Okada Riders For Not Bribing Them by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:31pm On May 23, 2017
Video of Police Officers Beating Up Okada Riders Who Refused To Give Them Bribe

In a show of shame, some Nigerian police officers have been spotted beating some bike riders in Nnewi Anambra State.

The video below shows some Nigerian policemen mercilessly beating up some group of okada riders. Well, it has been alleged that this bike riders got the beating because they failed to pay a bribe of N3,000

Watch the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7bpg-3Z2Y

Source: http://fabinfos.com/nigerian-police-officers-mercilessly-beat-up-okada-riders-who-refused-to-give-them-bribe-video/
Christianity EtcZimbabwean Pastor Uses His Mobile Phone To Call God During Service [video] by thereturnoflucy(op): 8:39pm On May 23, 2017
Wonders shall never end, and weird things keep to happen. I always thought technology was limited on spiritual matters until I stumbed upon this video of a Zimbabwe Pastor using his smart phone to communicate with God.

Checkout the video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2KaRYmrBdk

http://fabinfos.com/weird-zimbabwean-pastor-uses-his-mobile-phone-to-call-god-during-service-video/

Lalasticlala ishilove seun Mynd44 Dominique
EducationRe: 2017 JAMB/UTME Change Of Course/institution Has Started by thereturnoflucy(m): 3:09pm On May 23, 2017
Nice.....whr is lala
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Wins Four 2017 Billboard Music Awards by thereturnoflucy(op): 6:50am On May 22, 2017
Congrats to him
CelebritiesWizkid Wins Four 2017 Billboard Music Awards by thereturnoflucy(op): 6:49am On May 22, 2017
2017 seems to be a big year for Nigerian Music star, Ayo ‘Wizkid’ Balogun, who really won it big at the 2017 Billboard Music Awards held on Sunday, as he won a total of four (4) awards on the night, at the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, US.

The singer was the first ever Nigerian to go home with four Billboard Music Awards, and this was after he had set the record as the first Nigerian to get seven nominations.

One good collaboration, seems to be all Wizkid needed to go home with tbe four awards as his contribution to ‘One Dance’, Drake’s global hit song which also features Kyla, earned him the awards.

‘One Dance’ was nominated in seven categories, which includes, Top Hot 100 Song, Top Selling Song, Top Radio Song, Top Streaming Song (Audio), Top Collaboration, Top R&B Song and Top R&B Collaboration. The song ended up winning in four of the seven categories, Top Hot 100 Song, Top Streaming Song, Top R&B Song and Top R&B Collaboration.

http://fabinfos.com/wizkid-wins-four-2017-billboard-music-awards/

Lalasticlala ishilove seun Mynd44 Dominique

SportsVideo: Chelsea Vs Watford 4-3 by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:01pm On May 15, 2017
Download the video of the goals and highlights of Chelsea’s 4-3 victory against Watford in the EPL below

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-chelsea-vs-watford-4-3-english-premier-league-highlights-201617/

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Watford (4 - 3) - Live by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:56pm On May 15, 2017
Download the full match highlights of Chelsea vs Watford 4-3 below..

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-chelsea-vs-watford-4-3-english-premier-league-highlights-201617/
EducationHerd Of Cattle Invade Kogi State University (Photos) by thereturnoflucy(op): 9:32pm On May 15, 2017
Herd of cattle takes over Kogi State University in absence of students. The image of cows grazing on the campus of Kogi State University (KSU) has been making rounds on the internet today.

The image which was posted on social media by an alumnus of the University, blamed the cattle invasion on the absence of students from the University.

The tertiary institution has been on lockdown for over 5 months now, as union strike action continues to hinder academic activities on the campus.

http://fabinfos.com/cow-invasion-herd-cattle-take-kogi-state-university-photos/

SportsDownload Video: West Brom Vs Chelsea 0-1 Goal And Highlights by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:24pm On May 12, 2017
Here is the right page to download the complete video of Chelsea’s 0-1 victory against West Brom today in the 2016/2017 English Premier League….the win saw the London giants, Chelsea, win the 2016/2017 English Premier League.

Goal scorer
M. Batshuayi 82′

Checkout the link below to download ....

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-west-brom-vs-chelsea-0-1-english-premier-league-20162017-goals-highlights/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Brom Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:56pm On May 12, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Celta Vigo :Europa (1 - 1) On 11th May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 10:10pm On May 11, 2017
SportsDownload Video: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid 2-1 UEFA Champions League (10-05- by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:02pm On May 10, 2017
Here is the right page to download the complete video of Atletico Madrid’s 2-1 victory against Real Madrid today in the 2016/2017 UEFA Champions League Semi Finals….the victory was not enough to help Atletico Madrid proceed to the finals of this competion as Madrid made it through after winning 3-0 in the first leg of this fixture.

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-atletico-madrid-vs-real-madrid-2-1-uefa-champions-league-10-05-2017-all-goals-and-highlights/
SportsDownload Video: Southampton Vs Arsenal 0-2 English Premier League (10-05-2017) A by thereturnoflucy(op): 9:40pm On May 10, 2017
Here is the right page to download the complete video of Arsenal’s 0-2 victory against Southampton today in the 2016/2017 English Premier League ….the win saw the London outfit Champions league hopes remain alive.

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-southampton-vs-arsenal-0-2-english-premier-league-10-05-2017-goals-highlights/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:38pm On May 10, 2017
SportsDownload Video: Juventus Vs Monaco 2-1 UEFA Champions League (09-05-2017) All Go by thereturnoflucy(op): 10:19pm On May 09, 2017
Here is the right page to download the complete video of Juventus 2-1 victory against Monaco today in the 2016/2017 UEFA Champions League Semi Finals….the win saw the Italian outfit make it to the final of this years competition

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-juventus-vs-monaco-2-1-uega-champions-league-09-05-2017-goals-highlights/

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Monaco : UCL (2 - 1) On 9th May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 9:50pm On May 09, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 7th May 2016 by thereturnoflucy(m): 6:03pm On May 07, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 10:08pm On May 02, 2017
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 30th April 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 6:36pm On Apr 30, 2017
Download Video: Tottenham Hotspur vs Arsenal 2-0 EPL 2016/2017 All goals and highlights below

http://fabinfos.com/download-video-tottenham-hotspur-vs-arsenal-fc-2-0-english-premier-league-201617-all-goals-and-highlights/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th April 2017 by thereturnoflucy(m): 3:59pm On Apr 30, 2017
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PhonesRe: Budget Of 40k, Which Phone Should I Buy? by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:45am On Apr 27, 2017
princetom1:
I have gave up on the brands in Nigeria, namely, INNJOO angry , TECNO tongue, infinix, itel undecided, and the many countless ones in computer village, ikeja, a long long time ago. They are just pieces of shits. Speaking from first hand experience.
So which is cool below N35k in Nigeria....
PhonesRe: Budget Of 40k, Which Phone Should I Buy? by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:17am On Apr 27, 2017
princetom1:
If we are to include Chinese brands with no presence in Nigeria, then, no infinix or tecno will make that list.
You will see names like, LEAGOO, ELEPHONE, DOGEE, UMIDIGI, OUKITEL, UHANS, HOMTOM, CUBOT, BLUBOO, THL the list will be countless. Between, if u buy any of these phones from Jumia, it will take 10 to 20 days before u get it, because they will order it from China before it gets to them and ship it to u. Check the shipment info on that Xiaomi 4a, u posted. Why buy from Jumia when u can buy it yourself at very lower price and still get it at same time?
I now get the point....the cagabi is off the list.....but sure not the xiaomi....gonna research on another.....or u gat an addition?
PhonesRe: Budget Of 40k, Which Phone Should I Buy? by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:16am On Apr 27, 2017
princetom1:
LMAO. Are u for real? Is only jumia.com selling phones?

If u need one, bring ur money let's get it for u at 30k. U hear?
Will really love to for my younger sis....so whr can I get the tutorial....or how u gonna help grin
PhonesRe: Budget Of 40k, Which Phone Should I Buy? by thereturnoflucy(m): 7:14am On Apr 27, 2017
princetom1:
Do u even read what the topic said? TOP 10 CHEAPEST ANDROID PHONES IN NIGERIA BELOW 35k?
Only phones from infinix, tecno, innjoo, gionee, itel, Samsung, Nokia, and other brands that have representative in Nigeria that qualifies to be on the list. Not a new Chinese company. Read and understand next time Madam
So the cagabi one is off the list then.....thanks for the help

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