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Education / Re: GRE & TOEFL Testing Suspended In Nigeria by theripper3: 2:13pm On Nov 08, 2013
So GRE get runs? choi, dat exam sha.

well, na Ghana sure pass for prospective takers. Part of the misfortunes of being a Nigerian at times

Dem cancel una for american visa lottery
dem cancel GRE
DEm cancel toefl join

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movies Actually Looked Like Before Visual Effects Were Added by theripper3: 2:22pm On Nov 06, 2013
So na lie lie full this "life of PI".? Mtscheeeeeew


See zoe saldana sef dey shout like say na real.
Events / Re: Uganda's Bebe Cool Outshines D'banj At Zimbabwe Beer Festival by theripper3: 3:16pm On Nov 05, 2013
Wow, safari girl, are u in LOVE?



U should really charge some of this kiss-butts a fee for educating their ignorant a-s-ses.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Not Pregnant, She Just Ate 'Puff Puff' – by theripper3: 10:55pm On Nov 04, 2013
Ugly duckling: seriously? undecided undecided you just had to tribalise the thread didn't you? I guess tuface is yoruba too.

Actually his baby mamas are yorubas. Just saying

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Religion / Re: Please Is There Anything Like Purgatory? by theripper3: 10:42pm On Nov 04, 2013
donezra:


We don't worship her. We adore her.
This is because She intercedes for us to the Father.

I know your believe won't let you agree with me but let me give u an instance.

If u love ur mom so much and it happens u r the Governor of a state. Now someone from the masses tries to see u to ask for a favour or has met u once for a favour but u are busy to grant it. Or he has done something bad in the past for that you don't want to grant his favour.
This man now goes to ur mom and pleaded with her to help u talk to her son on ur behave. This your mom who have a good heart agrees and comes to u with the young man's plea. After calling u all the sweet names and making u happy, she succeeded in making u to grant that man his favour.


Now, that is exactly what happens u when we adore Mary and ask her to intercedes for us.
Another perfect example can be found in the wedding in Canaan.

Oga, ur analogy is flawed, u peeps revere her so much it is almost like worship. Was driving through lagos one day and i saw a grown a-s-s man kneeling down to an assumed image of Mary ululating. The only reference u guys have for this idolization of Mary is the marriage of Cana.

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Religion / Re: Please Is There Anything Like Purgatory? by theripper3: 10:11pm On Nov 04, 2013
The way Obadiah and his exclusive group of intellectuals turn an obscure topic to sometin completely arcane.

Which one be Africa na wilderness again?

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Education / Re: President Jonathan Commissions 64 Almajiri Model Schools Today by theripper3: 10:17am On Nov 04, 2013
Honestly, I feel this is a waste of money. These nomads don't want education. They would still burn these ones down. What happens then?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Pig Fat In Shoprite Bread? by theripper3: 6:12pm On Nov 03, 2013
It is not wat enters into a man dat defiles him , but what comes out of him cuz out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.

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Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by theripper3: 1:24pm On Nov 03, 2013
IF eclipse like, make e come, if e like, make e remain for space. I dey go beer parlour go drink my beer.




OKADA, carry me reach beside TIPPER garage abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by theripper3: 3:35pm On Nov 02, 2013
Choi, see de-repping o.



Chelsea, hw market na?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by theripper3: 3:28pm On Nov 02, 2013
It is a shepe fans. How market o?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 2nd November 2013 by theripper3: 3:12pm On Nov 02, 2013
Chelsea fans , Hw Market o.?
Travel / Re: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by theripper3: 10:21am On Nov 02, 2013
Went to a mall in Frankfurt with my paddy from Naija who had been staying there for a while. Saw two grown a-s-s men hugging and kissing in the full glare of pple and pple didn't bother. I was shocked to my marrows, I had to wait and stare. My friend just tap me say, "Nna, u think say na Naija u dey? These ones no send u o. Na so I just waka dey shake head.
Romance / Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by theripper3: 11:39pm On Nov 01, 2013
@OP, totally love how u have pass ur points,devoid of insults and how u maturely remained firm amidst the fusillade of imprecations and invidious remarks.

For that, I am paying ur rent. How much is it again?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And The Bastardisation Of The English Language – Daniel Odih by theripper3: 7:28pm On Nov 01, 2013
This man dey take life too serious o. All na for entertainment jare
Food / Re: Is It Wrong For My Wife To Compliment My Cooking? by theripper3: 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2013
If she is ur girlfriend, stop cooking for her and tell her to eat from home if she isn't courteous enough to say "thank you" at least.

If na ur wife, then sorry for your predicament.
Travel / Re: 92 Migrants Die In Sahara Desert After Failed Crossing by theripper3: 6:19pm On Nov 01, 2013
obadiah777: uk ? bros i dey for agidingbi dey manage myself o jare grin grin

Obadiah777, our very own Ubert Angel, swear say u dey Agidingbi.
Travel / Re: 92 Migrants Die In Sahara Desert After Failed Crossing by theripper3: 6:15pm On Nov 01, 2013
obadiah777: crazy mahfukaz. na dem sabi wetin dem dey find

The same life u dey live for UK. Why u no stay borno or Yobe?

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Travel / Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by theripper3: 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2013
For Naija, after the captain make announcement of impending crash. The pandemonium no go let u think sef. Na words like " aye mi o" , "bi mo se ku re" , "olorun gba mi" . "Temi baje " u go dey hear

God no go let us encounter such grisly mishap.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Stops You From Wearing The Hijab? by theripper3: 5:45pm On Nov 01, 2013
rafhell: Islam too get issue.
Seems some people are building up excuses to start some senseless killings.
Arabs imposed way of dressing.

Funny enough, it isn't even an Arabian thing, Jewish women of bible days wore veils (years before islam was conceived). Western women and female african slaves did too. The way muslims dey shout am, u go think say na their invention.

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Education / Re: Universities To Open Next Week, With Or Without ASUU - FG by theripper3: 5:06pm On Nov 01, 2013
I foresee massive recruitment of lecturers of any kind. Dust those CV's
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Stops You From Wearing The Hijab? by theripper3: 4:57pm On Nov 01, 2013
What are the benefits of Hijabs? Does it accentuate a girl's beauty in anyway? There are beautiful muslim girls who don't put on the Hijab at least in the South west. This belaboring on self-righteouness and outward purity by hardline islamsits is appalling. Muslims should bother less on the minor and harp on the major like Terrorism, Illiteracy and women emancipation.


Sallam aleikum

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Tanker Driver And His Friends Burnt To Death At Jebba-Mokwa Express Road by theripper3: 4:23pm On Nov 01, 2013
The road is quite okay by Nigerian standards, so it has to be overspeeding or mischance.



RIP to the dead.
Culture / Re: Oniru Estate In Victoria-Island Under-Curfew For Oro Festival by theripper3: 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2013
U better stay in your house in your own interest or this fiendish demons go use ur head appease one Yoruba god with insatiable lust for blood.




P.S Bullet no dey kill this pple o, i don watch dem one day as dem dey deflect bullet from soldiers. them strong pass THOR o.

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Business / Re: Six Under Consideration To Replace Sanusi As CBN Governor by theripper3: 11:42pm On Oct 29, 2013
Is that Mustapha supposed to be a Prefix or an Appellation to Chike Obi.? Doesn't sound right.

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Celebrities / Re: Janet Atayero Oluseye Is Dead (Nollywood Actress) by theripper3: 11:33pm On Oct 29, 2013
These evil pple don kill this fine girl with Juju


RIP

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Sports / Re: FIFA's World Player Of The Year Shortlist by theripper3: 3:01pm On Oct 29, 2013
MARCO REUS should displace HAZARD or GARETH BALE on that list. That boy is Magnifique

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Politics / Re: Clara Chime Under House-Arrest Imposed By Gov. Chime by theripper3: 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2013
There are 3 sides to this story.

Gov Chime's Side

Enugu First lady Clara's side

The TRUTH.

Woman matter pass superficial level to fit understand am.

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Food / Re: Strange Food Combinations Some Nigerians Eat by theripper3: 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2013
@ OP , schek out dis Yoruba mixed ko gbue

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