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edoyad:
The SLY, That's the whole old trafford crew you just named there . No wonder they like the term gayner

Yeh right hommie.

I have a man crush on. . . .
Davidylan . . . .  Eldee. . . . . .Tkb417 and Sauron. . . . . .    

delagasky:
wait o, have u asked Tony Tetuila how he settle him own??

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brooklyn99:
Jesus, @ the sly, u r the epitome of a bonafide stalker!!!!lol. it goes both ways, u can always still convince a woman after she says no at first; on the other hand , u can almost never convince a man after he's said no. he'll think u crazy. happenned to me. this gal i been liking for months, that used to curse the shit outta me, after we hooked now is the one thats going crazy ova me.
then there was this other gal in the past that insisted we dated, scared the shit outta me and i bounced. so its vice versa.

Nah. . . .I dont have the time to stalk. . . .Just wont give up easily.

happenned to me. this gal i been liking for months, that used to curse the shit outta me, after we hooked now is the one thats going crazy ova me.

Most peepz up here thinks the way im going to do it is by begging and stalking her all around disturbing her life.
No. . . .No. . . , Thats not it.

This is what most of the Geez doesnt understand.
Emotions can easily cloud a girl's judgement when she's really really pissed. . . .
That's when she would be saying NO!!!. . .No!!. . .No. . .Go away. . .Its over!!. . .i Hate you!!. . . . .but Mehn its a lie.
From experience, There is a certain time when they would come back to their senses and realize your effort.
Now tell me, what if you are long gone when that happens?
Patience my bro. . . .There is nothing it cant solve. . . .

Missy B:
I would not [only] do it 4 love, I'D do it 4 the MONEY.

Lol. . . . Uhm.

If i was the one responsible. . . , . . . . .Its a fight to finish.


I am a very proud person too. . . . . .But i know there to draw the line.
Just because i am proud doesnt mean I'ma let go that easy. . . . . .Nah!! Never!!.
I am a serious case, If i dont want to let go, I wont, . . . 
Let her say whatever. . . .Do whatever. . . . I dont care, I am not giving up.

I am not letting anything go. . . . .Ego means nothing to me in situation like this.
I am ready to ''Do whatever it takes''. . . . . even if i have to spin out few tricks.
Even if it take years, As long as she is still single. . . . .There's always hope.


One thing i believe is,
Its been done before, I see no reason why history cant repeat itself.  . . . .F**K the ego.

Missy B:
It's a woman's world Hun. 

Go and sleep jor.
Woman's world ko. . . . Swagger's world ni.

Put urself in my position, Would you be able to do all that horrendous ''Job'' all in the name of L?O?V?E?

Yuck. . . .Thank God i don finish my food.

texazzpete:
Nothing there about bringing prosperity to the masses. Ah, well. Guess 'Prosperity' sells better than 'good news' to Nigerians, eh?

Dont tell me you don't know this.
Not only in Nigeria but in most churches worldwide.
This is one of the reasons why i visit the church once every year. . . . .That is Dec 31.

Just because i am so sick of all these prosperity preaching but you dont have to blame the pastors.
They are all savvy business men. . .
They know the word ''prosperity'' is like a magic word which attracts people into their church. . .
Oh well everybody wants to be prosperous . . . .dont you think?

geolabious:
[size=13pt]1) Listen to her. I mean really listen. Not look around and watch T.V., but listen. She also wants someone she can talk to without him flying off at the handle over every little thing. She wants someone who is patient, firm, and fair with the children, but not abusive, rude, or loud.

2) Appreciated, respect, and just simply make her feel that she is something "special." She wants to be accepted for who she is and she doesn't want you to try and change her all the time.

3) Be a spiritual leader. This one we men need to work on big time. A woman wants you to take the family to church, to take charge when it comes to prayer, Bible reading, and spiritual matters. A woman wants you to sing, as the scripture says, to continuously encourage one another with psalms,hymns, spiritual songs, and constant awareness of Christ and his presence as Head of the Household.

4) Use positive words. Stay away from negativity. Give her love, love, love, all day long. Every woman wants you to eat your negative words and release the positive ones
5) . Every woman wants you to treat her as you would want to be treated. Those men out there who are bossing their wives and being too macho, take notice, you are only pushing her further away, not closer to you.

5? Give her attention

6) It is so important to watch your mouth with your beloved girlfriend

7)Have a vision. A man who will go forward to accomplish goals and dreams.

8 ) Give your all. It's not enough for you to just do "whatever." Women want a visionary who will help the family achieve their every dream and goal. Some women seem to be satisfied with a man who works and brings home a paycheck, and is good to the family. That's fine too.

9) Be stable. Every woman wants stability financially, spiritually, and socially

10)every woman wants a man who has a good temper, a deep pocketbook and heart, a good name and reputation

11) every woman wants a MAN. This is someone who will love her, die for her, be playful, curious, and funny with her, make sure that she is taken care of, not speak negatively toward her ever, protect her, do everything that she likes, watch over her, keep her, be best friends with her, make date nights a priority, love the children, but not more than her, love Christ with all his heart, and not just be a Sunday Christian.

12)Most of all though, every woman wants you to love her and place that love above everything else except God. Also, every woman wants a man who will continue to WORK at the relationship and not quit. By not quitting and working, you are telling her that you love her. Every woman also wants you to keep your word. That means fulfill your vows and do what you say you are going to do. And be there for her days of plenty and days of lack.


That's what every woman truly wants.
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Seems like a big WORK.
Even if i get paid to do all these, Its still too much.
And wait a minute, What about what we want?? Is it all about ladies every fucking time?

texazzpete:
I've seen many idiots on Nairaland since i joined up, but this poster has to rank among the highest echelon of idiots.

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I stopped watching the bunkum called Nollywood long time ago.


1. . . . . Every bad person must die. . . No other alternative.

2. . . . . You go to the movie store every week, You see like 20 new movies from same actors/actresses.
And you must GRAB YOUR COPY TODAY!!!!. . . .

3. . . . .All i need is to watch 3 scenes and i can accurately predict the outcome.
If its a Barren woman. . . .She would get pregnant after she visits the native doctor
and it would be revealed to her that she sinned against someone long time ago.

If its about armed robbers, One of them would want to quit but he would be convinced to go for the LAST BIG operation.
The last operation is where things always go wrong,

Lastly. . . .

Poisoned food always tastes better.

Not only would it taste better, The poison also works instantly without the food digesting.

A movie can be titled anything,  such as - The Boy is Mine, Two Rats,

Dont forget to add, ''How i survived in the forest of musanga'' . . . .Isi ewu and others.

Nollywood is a joke. . . . . .really.  

@becomrich. If you want to be president you will start by being the head of your village meeting and if your leadership is good they will nominate you for president. Abi be ko?

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bibiking1:
I just left a thread were[b] becomerich actually said he would like to enrol with the police force.,,,, is this where you would like to start from on your presidential quest your excellency?[/b]

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Becomerich. . . . .
Sorry i just gotta say you look exactly like your english.

What a retarded question.
In about 150mill able bodied citizens.
You couldnt find one fit to be president but a disabled Yara-snail for second term?

Pichsures oh!! . . . .
When is the wait gonna be over?

Missy B:
It's a Beauty contest Hun.
Not 4 ma likes.


That reminds me.
Chinesedoll, I want to believe You've sent Your details to Michelin already?

If i were to kiss the girl on your profile,
How im i suppose to do it without getting my lips damaged?
Kiss at ur own risk i guess.

you are tired of lonely? What kind of english be dat one?

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A young president would do worse.
We dont give a F*** about if the president is young or old.
All Nigeria need is a good man who is not afraid to step on toes and of course with a clear focus.

Re: I Am Afraid Of Being 30 And Still Unmarried

Na wa oh. . . .
Naija guys have turned gold now. . .  . . . .Uhmm. 
Well i have no advise for you, . . . . You just have to wait. . . .relax.

Becomerich. . . . . .I dont know what to say. . .
I just love your thread. . . . .Sooooo Fascinating.

Any picshures yet?
Abeg i wan see oh.

Just wondering why a normal guy would leave the chicks in his vicinity, only to come on Nairaland to chyke girls. Some guys need to get extra balls.

Some are scared to talk to girls online too. . . .

Who Would Be Interested In Dating?

Tkb417 and eldee.
I have a man crush on those Niggas.

Chika98:
Name one guy on this forum that is good enough to even have a chat with talkless of dating?

Yepz. . . .because no one is ready to have a chat with a World Class Pin-headed Simpleton like you.

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=345065.msg4948174#msg4948174 date=1258536122]who is talking about gifts

the female  and the male should put hands together and think of wat and wat to buy in the house and wat to buy for your selfs inother to look good, is only the unmatured mind that expect gifts, gift can come at anything not on xmas alone [/quote]Are you talking about married people? Buy in what house??
If you are not surreptitiously talking about the goodies that is expected during the festive season. .
Which i termed ''gift'', Why then did you say

''My ladies december is the period when girls heart will be broken''

Confused?  
Like i said, Buying things for anybody is by choice. . . . .Not by force.
Only kids get bothered with small stuffs like these.

Its obvious you lots are still dating kids. . .  
Wft is Xmas gift? HAve any of you been embarrased with ''gifts''?
Whereby you would buy something you thought is the world for your girl only for her to return with 20x worth of what you give her,
Roll with big girls mate,. . . .If you do, You'd be praying she asks for gifts. . .

[quote author=jay-girl link=topic=352081.msg4932335#msg4932335 date=1258324437]Nairalanders, heres a security tip, dont post threads dt wil depict your social status.
remember, d transaction runs both ways - cash   and credit [/quote]See bunkum. . . . .
What is this one talking about?  
Go sleep jor. . . . Na your type dem dey find?  

stillwater:
WHO DOESN'T SMELL? Stench is not a respecter of race. I work part-time as a cashier, and gosh do people smelllllllllll? Ranging from the Americans to Mexicans to AA's, a dirty man will always be a dirty man especially the smokers. I have my lysol with me to spray and disinfect the area after they have killed me finish with their stench. Just this week, I made myself nauseous because I was holding my breath. So who doesn't smell?

Oh My Dinner is gone oh.
Ewwwwwwwww.

stanloski:
Am sure the kids of some of our players will be crying about how daddy missed simple goals.