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Fabulocity:
theso.nofmark
lezz

Real life or rather, offline, do you chat with each other as you do on Nairaland? I mean do you use the same advanced lexicon, same "big words", the same style and language of typing? If you do, don't you think it's exhausting to do so?
Also do you talk like that or like normal human beings real life? I can only imagine how ridiculous it would be if you talk the same way as you type or is it just a Nairaland thing? Do you do it just to impress and seem intelligent?

Lezz , if you will, you can post some of our off-Nairaland conversations so Fabulocity can have a sneak peep.


I interact the same way and I am verbose when I should be regardless of the number of spectators and in real-time too. Ask anyone I chat with.

lezz:
Could you have the grace to edit my handle from your idle claptrap?

lezz:
Oh, Kay I'm falling in a feverish delirium of impending doom . The lure of püssy for me stifles my need to tread with caution. Unlike you.

Tell that pretty lass to come wet my dick for a pound of my online flesh.

I have no proprietary claims over her. Luckily both your e-paths might cross some day. [/quote]

On a serious note. This is sickening and terrifying. Such sick fuckery. Folks say they don't take online stuffs seriously but Nairaland is the road map of their lives.

[b] I just had to let him know I never forget and everything I did was - still is - morally justified.

lezz:
Damn! I'm scared shit

I honestly thought the naughtyn.aughty scheme was a one-off. I will hate to think it's a natural inclination.

lezz:
Alright, Kay is the escoba dude stfuareyougod? Alternates, I swear kills the fun here.

PabloOmoEscobar:
Thesono.fmark you wasn't an enemy, what changed?

falconey:
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falconey:
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AfroSamurai:
Hence the very reason I wrote the poem, Listen To Me.

BrooklynTheBully:





Hmm, your use of grammars is _fucking outstanding... How come you never write a story of yours in Literature section??

lezz:


3) To hear the noises behind the silence of death

firstking01:
Where have you been young man

BrooklynTheBully:





TheSon.OfMark, I've got another question for you Bruh... You a literature student??

ActOfWar:
TheSonOfMark
How did you garner ur knowledge, knowing the fact that you are not only a grammarian, ur political views are also mouth watering. I'm sure you've got other gifts in ur pocket too. So tell me, how sir?

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=magenta]Gummy...candy .gummy bears are a fruit flavored gummy CANDY.
U see the way i put emphasis on that word so u would understand [/color]

It's just too easy to turn you into an emotional canonball. Your emotions are already simmering from the low heat of my jibe. Way too easy.

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=magenta]Prolly like 40 all on last monday 2[/color]

BrooklynTheBully:





TheSon.OfMark, how you dey now??

grodt999:
nonsense, only a brainless monkey thinks life is a miracle!

It is simply a matter of biology, health and safety!

it just shows most Nigerians are illiterates!

MaziOmenuko:
I have seen it, not long ago.

Hundreds of people gathered to worship God in uyo. The devil came and pushed down the building, killing over 50 people. While the devil was rejoicing that he won, the pastor came out alive.

Of course the devil got angry that the pastor didn't die. The other 50guys were just pawns in the game, no need to talk about them...the pastor survived!


Praize da lord somborriii

Vernomouslezz:
Messi takes a brace today I predict.

Softorgasm:
click like if you think thes.onofmark will jump at dark rebel..

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]6:35
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U ran just when i was about 2 diagnose yer condition
Really sad because u could have gotten the treatment u so badly need [/color]

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=coral]Hahaha
Is that what u imagined u did?
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U ran away. U always run away before im done.[/color]

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=skyblue]says the man who said faithfulness is earned
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So whos truly the tramp[/color]

Benita27:
To think Toke wrote down all that transpired between her and her bf later husband on that book is to believe Buhari will make N1 equal $1 before he leaves office.

Poo happens and because some1 cheated on you isn't a guarantee that all the guys who'll come your way will be cheats.

"All men are not the same" cheating isn't an option for me.

Lawlahdey:
Name:Lolad

Which
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:Hmmm... The.SonOfMark

If we ever tumble beneath the sheets , then I'm keeping you, even if it's for a month. I like to etch myself on the mind of my woman...and one night isn't enough - forever might be a start.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]No,i wont
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Not really,it' my history and for some odd reason u wont let me forget it.
U 2 must believe it's sorrid or u wouldnt try 2 hurt me with it[/color]

Still playing cards, the victim's card? So what's to play now? Hearts? Pick two!

What? Is this the part where I role-play, apologize for hurting you, we add a thousand smiling and grinning emoticons to our subsequent posts and become buddies or more? Don't skip a heartbeat waiting, cupcake.

I'm more African than you'll ever be which rules out you tagging me a racist - this time against blacks. Seems it's a win-win for me, missy, again.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]So egotistical

Fabulocity:
Art has apparently evolved.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]Shut up Guy u just go on and on.
U didnt even have a point 2 argue anymore![/color]

Fabulocity:
Some talentless "artists", whom I refer to as faux artists have broken the record in being uncreative . It seems as if they're all running out of ideas and as a consequence, they resort to harbouring strange and unsusual ideas and tag it as art to sort of justify it. I've seen lots of bullshit art churned out by these bunch of people who are only desperate for fame and money without taking into recognition what true art is all about, expressing oneself in his own unique way. I've seen/ read about a lot of these strange and wacky arts in circulation- Like the artist who sold his shït in a can and called it art. Or is it the lady that vomits colored milk on a canvass and sells it for thousand if dollars. Her own version of "art". Or the one that littered the floor with beer bottles in his own representation of art. And then this one featured here, which I can't even interpete. It's not the nuditthat bothers me, but the motive behind the display of such

Maybe I'm not just an artsy person, or my idea and representation of art is too conventional. But I'd never agree in a thousand years that display such as this can be called art.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999]Laws o massy cant u see that makes it no art.
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please im "dumb" because i dont share yer viewpoints.[/color]